"Sexy"
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Does this make you hot????
This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!
Little Rumer Willis, the monster we created, famous for doing nothing, vamps it up on a photo shoot.
The daughter of The Mask, was snapped at a ranch in Santa Clarita, a rural area 40 miles from LA. She had several wardrobe changes and posed in various places, but still found time to smoke and eat a sandwich.
We usually try and discourage smoking, but in Rumer's case, we say…
Smoke up, bitch!
[Photo by Chris via National Photo Group.]
How Do We Say This Delicately???
oh so hot
1st njd 2nd
smoking is such a nasty habit
Gross.
So what. Paris is famous for doing nothing!
"Smoke up, bitch" shameful comment
I acually think she doesnt look that bad here and the photography is well done
EWWWWWW!!! Shes soo ugly! Why would u post this??Then again, why woudlnt u! EWww shes fugly! Like u. PIGGY!
omg! smoking kills..and its a digusting habit. oh and i forgot to mention, she looks like a chink.
She just looks like a regular whore from this far away…..just don't get any closer or you'll turn to STONE!!!
Leave her alone bitches!
I WONDER HOW THEY'RE GONA PHOTOSHOP THIS ONE……
EWWW!!!!
SHE IS DISGUSTING!!
DIE RUMER DIE!
VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!
I was thinking it might be fun to use bibles as SKEET to celebrate the HOLIDAY!!!
"PULL!"
Re: lynda – Get a fucking life you STUPID CUNT!!!
Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!
Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!
Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!
Those legs are not attractive, her knees look calloused up …like she's been using 'em.
well…I'd fuck her…she's cute…not like mommy…
MMMMM Bremi is hot
Oh dear. She is not attractive.
Her knees look pretty thick.
She's pretty gross
Why do you hate her so much, Perez?
10th!!
Give up Potato Head your not pretty Mommy was pretty and not she is fugly and old looking. It's amazing that both your parents good looks they made you.
perez where have u been lover
see i dont understand all the fuss…why so mean Perez?? you had NOTHING to do with her fame..duh famous parents..you just reported on her like any good little reporter does!!! 'potato head' ok, its funny..but 'smoke up bitch' is just plain MEAN…
thats fucked up to say.
y do you hate her soo much???
SHES famous for doing nothing? What was it that Paris Hilton did again? Cured cancer? Wrote a novel?
gross gross gross
fat legs
Actually she looks really pretty here.
my god! perez why are you so horrible to this girl? what has she done to you?
I think she looks great!
I CAN BARELY LOOK ITS SO WRONGGGGGGG
so so SO so ugly…and TERRIBLE shaped legs….
Awesome Perez — too funny. You have such an awesome site — best on the net.
Damn….does she really believe she's hot? Shes is fucking nasty!
Ok first she needs to take a modeling class so she knows what to do…WTF is goning on with her left foot. But for the Potatoe head she looks pretty decent. Not hot, but decent for your average teenage girl
this looks really good, except for her face and hair..mostly her face
Girlfriend is trying way too hard.
She's not hot here; but shes nailing desperation.
I would say you're completely right here, but there is one discrepancy I have with your comments: You say she's famous for doing nothing??
Come on, Perez, you're calling this lump of human waste FAMOUS?? Well-known is a fucking stretch. She's a nobody who people only see on occasion because of ugly-ass photo shoots that get put this website (for people to ridicule, no less). Otherwise, no one gives a shit.
"The monster we created"
You're very delusional, Perez. You're even so deluded into thinking you popularized Agyness Deyn! What a fat loser!
"famous for doing nothing"?
Why is Parasite famous for?
At least Rumer doesn't have a fake orange tan like Hilton.
She doesn't look half bad from a distance
She looks like REAL trailer trash. Crawl back into your potato patch and die now!
Re: fil5555 – she does.
She looks like a tramp…….I like it
i think she actually looks really pretty in this picture.
in other ones, not so much.
Forget the potato, I am digging that antique chair!
You know, she may not be the most attractive girl, but your comments have devolved from cruel to heinous. It seems like you're trying to make up for your last article on her, for which a lot of commenters (for some unknown reason) criticized you for suddenly selling out (since they couldn't detect your sarcasm [!]).
You're a hypocrite much of the time when you criticize celebrities' style or appearance, but now you are an unnecessarily cruel one.
Wow Perez, you sound grouchy. Is your ass sore after your birthday weekend?
I wonder if she realizes she would be laughed out of Hollywood if not for her famous parents. I wonder if she even cares. This bitch really is incredibly fug. Seeing her all dolled up and acting sexy actually makes me want to puke.
Speaking of ugly talentless skanks famous for doing nothing… how's Paris doing Perez?
why all the hate?
Yeah she is not your conventional beauty but at least she is not wearing ugly yellow hair extensions, a fake tan and lots of make up…..She is interesting looking.
Anyway She looks cute in this picture.
oh god… this scene is trailer trash epitomized… minus the nice chair
bleck!
you can dress a potato up all you like….but in the end,…it's STILL a boring potato.
bagggg. idk why i just said that. but i think maybe it was more of a "blahhh" and "gagg" reaction.
check out the crus on that one. =| HA
She will never amount to a real celebrity. She is a nobody who would do better going to college and getting a real education, unless she considers going to rehab an education.
I visit your website a LOT, and love it except when you get as mean spirited as this…
Shame on you Perez, there is no excuse for that "Smoke up, Bitch" comment - AT ALL. Soooo NOT funny. Why are you always hatin' on Rumor???? You should back off her.
Re: Gayla – Perez is so horrible to others because he hates himself. When he looks into a mirror, he's likely aghast and positively appalled by the reflection staring back at him. His self-hatred is so intense that the only way he can ease his pain, self-loathing, self-pity and jealousy is to lash out at others (i.e., Billy Joel's daughter is an even better example than Rumer Willis) whom he has somehow decided are as worthy of the same derision with which he metes out against himself. It's his own private game of S&M: he punishes himself for his misperceptions about his looks, weight, socio-economic status as well as, and more likely than not, childhood trauma and lack of any close interpersonal relationships, and thus he finds it necessary to punish those whom he misperceives as deserving of the same level of hate and ridicule that he has unfairly lodged against himself. That is why, Gayla.
She should hire the person who took this picture because she looks amazing here.
I dont know what you got against her but man I would fuck that stuff right up against the trailor wall
Potato head is hideous. She tries way too hard. Santa Clarita is beautiful. Must be fun to be young, rich w/ nothing to do but feed your ego. But nothin' is gonna make that potato head pretty! The horror, the horror!
I think she looks good there. Why does Perez hate her so much again? I know she is famous unjustly but the level of disgust on his part must indicate something worse than that right?
Re: gmann – Wow, lighten up. You talk waaaaaay too much!
how can you say such cruel things about someone youve never even met? youre so ridiculous. and dont talk about her being famous for nothing. shes famous because her parents are famous. YOU are the one famous for nothing. you sit at your little laptop and make fun of people. wwwooowwww youre so talented!
I am sorry but those are awful knees!! She has unattractive legs, a weird face. She looks like a regular woman, not like a model!!! Wow, she has such a HIGH self-esteem ha, ha..
Who shot this?? What a terrible photo. The composition is shit, the lighting is shit, the props and costuming are shit, Rumer looks like shit. Her pose is so contrived and she looks ridiculous. Did she get one of her other worthless trust fund friends to shoot these photos? UGH!!!
santa clarita is not a rural area
Perez, Santa Clarita isn't rural!
How could she disgrace our town by shooting there!
WTF??? Seriousley……… Perez stop posting her up so we can just FORGET about the FUGLY TANALNTLESS TRANNY
smoke up is a little harsh for even you perez……i suggest A NEW EARTH…….
P, you're such a hater! I'd hit it.
ewwwww she's ugly and really plump (just to be nice) her head looks kike mrs potatoehead and she looks like mr patatoe head
smoke up is al little harsh for even u perez……may i suggest A NEW EARTH?
Yes, Nick . . . You are correct. While I enjoy reading much of what Perez has published on his site, I agree that he is talented at getting scoop, but not putting it online . . . His spelling and grammar need work. He may be talented, but I am wondering if he has a college degree? Only in America could folks like Perez and Paris become famous.
Hi Perez;
This just in… the Rumer Willis thing is getting old. Just like your stale ass jokes about all the other same shit over and over again. You know what you're in danger of becoming? Your beloved Hillary Clinton - yesterdays news.
Stop paying attention to her and maybe she'll enroll in college and actually DO something besides shop. I know, how shocking!
Re: Jordan – Thanks for the advice, Jordan. Judging by the level of your verbal ability, I'll bet your SAT scores were unbelievably impressive: were they in the range of 400 combined? Your comment is brilliant. Thanks once again for your advice. I'll try to be more succinct for you next time.
santa clartia isn't RURAL…it just sucks!!!!
SHE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR BEING A POTATO HEAD…FUCKER SO UGLY
I sincerely think she's quite a beautiful person, though it seems everyone is into the whole killing their lungs thing these days. Am I behind the times?
She's got elephant knees!
she's gorgeous. those legs… god. i love how you try to be mean… it's such a brilliant marketing strategy to get people to like people.
fuck she is ugly!
Gee Perez, you must be having your period…you're being SUCH a bitch!!! Take Midol, you'll feel better!!!!
WTF???!!! What is she famous for? WHY does she get to do a photoshoot? IS she in a movie, is she contributing to a worthwhile cause?? What an idiot…AND SHE IS FUGLY!!!!
wow,hate to say it,but she looks sexayyy!!! at least with that beautiful dress on,i want one too,it's prettayy!!!!
is it just me, or is her foot turned backwards???
GUESS RUMER IS BRINGING FUGLY BACK.
Why does that chair have a limp dick hanging off of it?
I'd rather do the trailer than this trailer trash.
the very youngest sister talulah is the prettier sister, she has the amazing eyes like kirstie allie.
rumor is a potato head and you that cant be fixed.
she's a buttaface.
Do you really think that this girl gives a flying F*CK what your FAT ASS has to say about her? NOW REALLY…. You are the pathetic one Perez!
she looks like a transie!!
Thank -you P for making me laugh…it has been one of those weeks! All I can say is "its shitastic" your Chicago connection
fuck this puta she should start calling herself a man, i mean with that face she should be a man
she is beautiful here.
THIS SICK POSTING BY YOU IS ONLY A REFLCTION OF YOUR UGLY BLACK INSIDES>
OH I DON"T ENVY YOU NOR YOUR KARMA!
She looks better this time