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Does this make you hot????

This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!

Little Rumer Willis, the monster we created, famous for doing nothing, vamps it up on a photo shoot.

The daughter of The Mask, was snapped at a ranch in Santa Clarita, a rural area 40 miles from LA. She had several wardrobe changes and posed in various places, but still found time to smoke and eat a sandwich.

We usually try and discourage smoking, but in Rumer's case, we say…

Smoke up, bitch!

[Photo by Chris via National Photo Group.]

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325 comments to “"Sexy"”

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  1. lynda says – reply to this


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    oh so hot

  2. lynda says – reply to this


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    1st njd 2nd :)

  3. h says – reply to this


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    smoking is such a nasty habit

  4. Jordyn says – reply to this


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    Gross.

  5. Nicole says – reply to this


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    So what. Paris is famous for doing nothing!

  6. Courtney says – reply to this


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    "Smoke up, bitch" shameful comment

  7. LaLaLa says – reply to this


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    I acually think she doesnt look that bad here and the photography is well done

  8. MichaeL says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWW!!! Shes soo ugly! Why would u post this??Then again, why woudlnt u! EWww shes fugly! Like u. PIGGY!

  9. CARROT says – reply to this


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    omg! smoking kills..and its a digusting habit. oh and i forgot to mention, she looks like a chink.

  10. df says – reply to this


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    She just looks like a regular whore from this far away…..just don't get any closer or you'll turn to STONE!!!

  11. demi says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone bitches!

  12. ME!!! says – reply to this


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    I WONDER HOW THEY'RE GONA PHOTOSHOP THIS ONE……

  13. ew says – reply to this


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    EWWW!!!!
    SHE IS DISGUSTING!!
    DIE RUMER DIE!
    VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!

  14. The Scottish Sleuth says – reply to this


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    I was thinking it might be fun to use bibles as SKEET to celebrate the HOLIDAY!!!
    "PULL!"

  15. efr says – reply to this


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    Re: lyndaGet a fucking life you STUPID CUNT!!!

  16. MichaeL says – reply to this


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    Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!

    Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!

    Seperated at birth..PEREZ AND MISS PIGGY!!!

  17. The Kath says – reply to this


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    Those legs are not attractive, her knees look calloused up …like she's been using 'em.

  18. crong says – reply to this


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    well…I'd fuck her…she's cute…not like mommy…

  19. Bill says – reply to this


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    MMMMM Bremi is hot

  20. Slap Happy says – reply to this


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    Oh dear. She is not attractive.

  21. m says – reply to this


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    Her knees look pretty thick.

  22. moni says – reply to this


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    She's pretty gross

  23. Jess says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate her so much, Perez?

  24. cn says – reply to this


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    10th!!

  25. Shelli says – reply to this


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    Give up Potato Head your not pretty Mommy was pretty and not she is fugly and old looking. It's amazing that both your parents good looks they made you.

  26. nicky says – reply to this


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    perez where have u been lover

  27. lolla says – reply to this


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    see i dont understand all the fuss…why so mean Perez?? you had NOTHING to do with her fame..duh famous parents..you just reported on her like any good little reporter does!!! 'potato head' ok, its funny..but 'smoke up bitch' is just plain MEAN…

  28. jasminek says – reply to this


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    thats fucked up to say.

    y do you hate her soo much???

  29. whoosh says – reply to this


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    SHES famous for doing nothing? What was it that Paris Hilton did again? Cured cancer? Wrote a novel?

  30. alexis says – reply to this


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    gross gross gross

  31. michi says – reply to this


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    fat legs

  32. fil5555 says – reply to this


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    Actually she looks really pretty here.

  33. nada says – reply to this


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    my god! perez why are you so horrible to this girl? what has she done to you?

  34. Gayla says – reply to this


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    I think she looks great!

  35. Lori says – reply to this


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    I CAN BARELY LOOK ITS SO WRONGGGGGGG

    so so SO so ugly…and TERRIBLE shaped legs….

  36. Green Bean says – reply to this


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    Awesome Perez — too funny. You have such an awesome site — best on the net.

  37. Rob says – reply to this


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    Damn….does she really believe she's hot? Shes is fucking nasty!

  38. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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    Ok first she needs to take a modeling class so she knows what to do…WTF is goning on with her left foot. But for the Potatoe head she looks pretty decent. Not hot, but decent for your average teenage girl

  39. chelmurr says – reply to this


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    this looks really good, except for her face and hair..mostly her face

  40. Kiara says – reply to this


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    Girlfriend is trying way too hard.
    She's not hot here; but shes nailing desperation.

  41. cori says – reply to this


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    I would say you're completely right here, but there is one discrepancy I have with your comments: You say she's famous for doing nothing??

    Come on, Perez, you're calling this lump of human waste FAMOUS?? Well-known is a fucking stretch. She's a nobody who people only see on occasion because of ugly-ass photo shoots that get put this website (for people to ridicule, no less). Otherwise, no one gives a shit.

  42. Sarah says – reply to this


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    "The monster we created"

    You're very delusional, Perez. You're even so deluded into thinking you popularized Agyness Deyn! What a fat loser!

  43. zz says – reply to this


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    "famous for doing nothing"?
    Why is Parasite famous for?
    At least Rumer doesn't have a fake orange tan like Hilton.

  44. poophed says – reply to this


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    She doesn't look half bad from a distance

  45. courtneysue says – reply to this


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    She looks like REAL trailer trash. Crawl back into your potato patch and die now!

  46. mira says – reply to this


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    Re: fil5555 – she does.

  47. C. Dawg says – reply to this


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    She looks like a tramp…….I like it :-)

  48. thefloyd says – reply to this


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    i think she actually looks really pretty in this picture.
    in other ones, not so much.

  49. donatella says – reply to this


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    Forget the potato, I am digging that antique chair!

  50. Heather says – reply to this


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    You know, she may not be the most attractive girl, but your comments have devolved from cruel to heinous. It seems like you're trying to make up for your last article on her, for which a lot of commenters (for some unknown reason) criticized you for suddenly selling out (since they couldn't detect your sarcasm [!]).
    You're a hypocrite much of the time when you criticize celebrities' style or appearance, but now you are an unnecessarily cruel one.

  51. MGP says – reply to this


    51

    Wow Perez, you sound grouchy. Is your ass sore after your birthday weekend?

  52. Don Pinkston says – reply to this


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    I wonder if she realizes she would be laughed out of Hollywood if not for her famous parents. I wonder if she even cares. This bitch really is incredibly fug. Seeing her all dolled up and acting sexy actually makes me want to puke.

  53. Laury says – reply to this


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    Speaking of ugly talentless skanks famous for doing nothing… how's Paris doing Perez?

  54. malat says – reply to this


    54

    why all the hate?

  55. ted says – reply to this


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    Yeah she is not your conventional beauty but at least she is not wearing ugly yellow hair extensions, a fake tan and lots of make up…..She is interesting looking.
    Anyway She looks cute in this picture.

  56. mademoiselle says – reply to this


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    oh god… this scene is trailer trash epitomized… minus the nice chair

  57. shardy says – reply to this


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    bleck!

    you can dress a potato up all you like….but in the end,…it's STILL a boring potato.

  58. Lo' says – reply to this


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    bagggg. idk why i just said that. but i think maybe it was more of a "blahhh" and "gagg" reaction.

    check out the crus on that one. =| HA

  59. robin says – reply to this


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    She will never amount to a real celebrity. She is a nobody who would do better going to college and getting a real education, unless she considers going to rehab an education.

  60. Robin says – reply to this


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    I visit your website a LOT, and love it except when you get as mean spirited as this…
    Shame on you Perez, there is no excuse for that "Smoke up, Bitch" comment - AT ALL. Soooo NOT funny. Why are you always hatin' on Rumor???? You should back off her.

  61. gmann says – reply to this


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    Re: Gayla – Perez is so horrible to others because he hates himself. When he looks into a mirror, he's likely aghast and positively appalled by the reflection staring back at him. His self-hatred is so intense that the only way he can ease his pain, self-loathing, self-pity and jealousy is to lash out at others (i.e., Billy Joel's daughter is an even better example than Rumer Willis) whom he has somehow decided are as worthy of the same derision with which he metes out against himself. It's his own private game of S&M: he punishes himself for his misperceptions about his looks, weight, socio-economic status as well as, and more likely than not, childhood trauma and lack of any close interpersonal relationships, and thus he finds it necessary to punish those whom he misperceives as deserving of the same level of hate and ridicule that he has unfairly lodged against himself. That is why, Gayla.

  62. rital says – reply to this


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    She should hire the person who took this picture because she looks amazing here.

  63. footballisus says – reply to this


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    I dont know what you got against her but man I would fuck that stuff right up against the trailor wall

  64. POTato Head says – reply to this


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    Potato head is hideous. She tries way too hard. Santa Clarita is beautiful. Must be fun to be young, rich w/ nothing to do but feed your ego. But nothin' is gonna make that potato head pretty! The horror, the horror!

  65. Berlin says – reply to this


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    I think she looks good there. Why does Perez hate her so much again? I know she is famous unjustly but the level of disgust on his part must indicate something worse than that right?

  66. Jordan says – reply to this


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    Re: gmann – Wow, lighten up. You talk waaaaaay too much!

  67. Nick ; ) says – reply to this


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    how can you say such cruel things about someone youve never even met? youre so ridiculous. and dont talk about her being famous for nothing. shes famous because her parents are famous. YOU are the one famous for nothing. you sit at your little laptop and make fun of people. wwwooowwww youre so talented!

  68. Mercedes says – reply to this


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    I am sorry but those are awful knees!! She has unattractive legs, a weird face. She looks like a regular woman, not like a model!!! Wow, she has such a HIGH self-esteem ha, ha..

  69. Rosie says – reply to this


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    Who shot this?? What a terrible photo. The composition is shit, the lighting is shit, the props and costuming are shit, Rumer looks like shit. Her pose is so contrived and she looks ridiculous. Did she get one of her other worthless trust fund friends to shoot these photos? UGH!!!

  70. kate says – reply to this


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    santa clarita is not a rural area

  71. meeegan says – reply to this


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    Perez, Santa Clarita isn't rural!

    How could she disgrace our town by shooting there!

  72. Krystal says – reply to this


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    WTF??? Seriousley……… Perez stop posting her up so we can just FORGET about the FUGLY TANALNTLESS TRANNY

  73. wobbles says – reply to this


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    smoke up is a little harsh for even you perez……i suggest A NEW EARTH…….

  74. Bill-625 says – reply to this


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    P, you're such a hater! I'd hit it.

  75. missy says – reply to this


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    ewwwww she's ugly and really plump (just to be nice) her head looks kike mrs potatoehead and she looks like mr patatoe head

  76. wobbles says – reply to this


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    smoke up is al little harsh for even u perez……may i suggest A NEW EARTH?

  77. Candy Barr says – reply to this


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    Yes, Nick . . . You are correct. While I enjoy reading much of what Perez has published on his site, I agree that he is talented at getting scoop, but not putting it online . . . His spelling and grammar need work. He may be talented, but I am wondering if he has a college degree? Only in America could folks like Perez and Paris become famous.

  78. johnnys says – reply to this


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    Hi Perez;

    This just in… the Rumer Willis thing is getting old. Just like your stale ass jokes about all the other same shit over and over again. You know what you're in danger of becoming? Your beloved Hillary Clinton - yesterdays news.

  79. Austinite says – reply to this


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    Stop paying attention to her and maybe she'll enroll in college and actually DO something besides shop. I know, how shocking!

  80. gmann says – reply to this


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    Re: Jordan – Thanks for the advice, Jordan. Judging by the level of your verbal ability, I'll bet your SAT scores were unbelievably impressive: were they in the range of 400 combined? Your comment is brilliant. Thanks once again for your advice. I'll try to be more succinct for you next time.

  81. taylor says – reply to this


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    santa clartia isn't RURAL…it just sucks!!!!

  82. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    SHE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR BEING A POTATO HEAD…FUCKER SO UGLY

  83. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    I sincerely think she's quite a beautiful person, though it seems everyone is into the whole killing their lungs thing these days. Am I behind the times?

  84. Jay says – reply to this


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    She's got elephant knees!

  85. hartwell says – reply to this


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    she's gorgeous. those legs… god. i love how you try to be mean… it's such a brilliant marketing strategy to get people to like people.

  86. himim says – reply to this


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    fuck she is ugly!

  87. bitchy says – reply to this


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    Gee Perez, you must be having your period…you're being SUCH a bitch!!! Take Midol, you'll feel better!!!!

  88. joujou says – reply to this


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    WTF???!!! What is she famous for? WHY does she get to do a photoshoot? IS she in a movie, is she contributing to a worthwhile cause?? What an idiot…AND SHE IS FUGLY!!!!

  89. MJ says – reply to this


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    wow,hate to say it,but she looks sexayyy!!! at least with that beautiful dress on,i want one too,it's prettayy!!!!

  90. lily says – reply to this


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    is it just me, or is her foot turned backwards???

  91. GUESS RUMER IS BRINGING FUGLY BACK. says – reply to this


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    GUESS RUMER IS BRINGING FUGLY BACK.

  92. Brenda says – reply to this


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    Why does that chair have a limp dick hanging off of it?

  93. JD says – reply to this


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    I'd rather do the trailer than this trailer trash.

  94. yea..whatever says – reply to this


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    the very youngest sister talulah is the prettier sister, she has the amazing eyes like kirstie allie.

    rumor is a potato head and you that cant be fixed.

    she's a buttaface.

  95. Kat says – reply to this


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    Do you really think that this girl gives a flying F*CK what your FAT ASS has to say about her? NOW REALLY…. You are the pathetic one Perez!

  96. Mrs Cena says – reply to this


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    she looks like a transie!!

  97. Mikk says – reply to this


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    Thank -you P for making me laugh…it has been one of those weeks! All I can say is "its shitastic" your Chicago connection

  98. jose says – reply to this


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    fuck this puta she should start calling herself a man, i mean with that face she should be a man

  99. tal says – reply to this


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    she is beautiful here.
    THIS SICK POSTING BY YOU IS ONLY A REFLCTION OF YOUR UGLY BLACK INSIDES>
    OH I DON"T ENVY YOU NOR YOUR KARMA!

  100. Alexis says – reply to this


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    She looks better this time

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