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Does this make you hot????

This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!

Little Rumer Willis, the monster we created, famous for doing nothing, vamps it up on a photo shoot.

The daughter of The Mask, was snapped at a ranch in Santa Clarita, a rural area 40 miles from LA. She had several wardrobe changes and posed in various places, but still found time to smoke and eat a sandwich.

We usually try and discourage smoking, but in Rumer's case, we say…

Smoke up, bitch!

[Photo by Chris via National Photo Group.]

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325 comments to “"Sexy"”

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  1. elle says – reply to this


    101

    Why are you so mean to her? Not everyone can be pretty like you! :-)

  2. eww says – reply to this


    102

    I'm sorry i hate to be negative about people's looks but she is rather unfortunate looking. In fact that's being too polite, she damn ugly! I wouldn't be as harsh if she was actually talented but she's another wannabe that just famous because of mummy and daddy!

  3. Stephanie says – reply to this


    103

    Not as bad as usual in this pic though.

  4. Aoife says – reply to this


    104

    Harsh…but hilarious!

  5. ROc a Doc a says – reply to this


    105

    She looks good to me.. What are you Mad cause she isnt a Filthy Dyke? Fuck Off Perez

  6. MJ says – reply to this


    106

    NOT

  7. cherrypie says – reply to this


    107

    Aww she looks good here. Don't hate, Perez!

  8. Jess says – reply to this


    108

    what the fuck is this messss..?

  9. Stephanie says – reply to this


    109

    Boy, Perez, you really hate her. Why? Did she reject you?

  10. lifeintheshwa says – reply to this


    110

    Looks like a scene from Priscilla, Queen of the Desert to me. Someone must be able to do a screen cap, no?

  11. ¿Habla Inglés? says – reply to this


    111

    "This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!" WTF? That made no freakin' sense, Mario.

  12. kathie! says – reply to this


    112

    on the front of the chair it looks like a snake is hunched over vomitting.

  13. Tee says – reply to this


    113

    Perez you are so lame picking on Rummer.

    She's way more attractive than your spotty chops.

  14. Professor says – reply to this


    114

    Re: cn
    Wrong! 24th!

  15. hhhhooooohhhhooooo says – reply to this


    115

    Youre just cranky cause she prolly gets more wiener than you, go suck a fag urself PIGFUCK

  16. Puh says – reply to this


    116

    Why do perez hate this girl?

  17. :( says – reply to this


    117

    Leave her alone, Perez.

  18. Lo says – reply to this


    118

    She is where she belongs. Trailor Park Trash.

  19. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


    119

    Perez, your comment = hilarious. As for the photo… ugh, didn't need to see that.

  20. Puh says – reply to this


    120

    "Re: Gayla –
    Perez is so horrible to others because he hates himself.
    When he looks into a mirror, he's likely aghast and positively appalled by the reflection staring back at him.

    His self-hatred is so intense that the only way he can ease his pain, self-loathing, self-pity and jealousy is to lash out at others (i.e., Billy Joel's daughter is an even better example than Rumer Willis) whom he has somehow decided are as worthy of the same derision with which he metes out against himself.

    It's his own private game of S&M: he punishes himself for his misperceptions about his looks, weight, socio-economic status as well as, and more likely than not, childhood trauma and lack of any close interpersonal relationships, and thus he finds it necessary to punish those whom he misperceives as deserving of the same level of hate and ridicule that he has unfairly lodged against himself.
    That is why, Gayla.
    #62 - rital says"
    Right on!

  21. Erica says – reply to this


    121

    LOL K that "shit stream" comment seriously made me choke on my drink from laughing so hard.

  22. cassandra says – reply to this


    122

    Re: lynda – ughhhh

  23. jeremy says – reply to this


    123

    Ewwww…her fucking knees are FILTHY!!!

  24. me says – reply to this


    124

    yuck

  25. Star says – reply to this


    125

    You hypocrite!! You'll show your fug on anything that wants you. Her popularity is more famous than your wanna be ass. Stop ditching everyone else when you aren't any better!!

  26. For once Yes.... says – reply to this


    126

    maybe it's because she is far away and I can't see her face too well. usually i don't like her but this pic is kinda hot. I'd like to walk up and slide up under that skirt right into her. mmmm. She can smoke too for all I care, it's her body and her legal choice. Layoff moral police, drinkings bad for you health wise and others DWI crashes and acts of violence. Eatin too much all you fat fucks is too, heart attacks,diabetes,stroke,smelling bad, taking up space on a plane (perez), drugs are bad mmkay too and suckin D or gettin it in the A is dangerous too but I don't see you writing the same comment on those pics. Only smoking. Well keep smokin them poles and see what happens to ya!

  27. sandy says – reply to this


    127

    Her knees are dirty!

  28. chelsea says – reply to this


    128

    I think she looks quite good here actually

  29. ecsowe says – reply to this


    129

    p - why so mean?

  30. jane says – reply to this


    130

    you r so horrible she isjust a young girl and you are the ugliest man i have ever seen is it to deflect from your own appearance bashing others? i would prefer to see rumers face everyday of my life then yours

  31. Moi says – reply to this


    131

    What has this girl done to you Perez? She just has a weird face… You are a hundred times uglier. Get over yourself.

  32. POTATOHEAD says – reply to this


    132

    LOOK AT ME, IM DESPARATE FOR ATTENTION! CANT U SEE IM SLUTTING MYSELF UP LIKE A HO CUZ MOMMY DEAREST SAID THIS SHOULD WORK!?
    WTF?

  33. Kiki says – reply to this


    133

    her knees look dirty

  34. FriscoFran says – reply to this


    134

    The poster child for why nepotism must be stopped. It's not even that she's ugly (which she is)- she just has the audacity to assume that "just because" her parents are famous she automatically should be- no talent whatsoever required. It makes me sad that so many kids go to Hollywood each year and end up hooking or living on the streets, but this bitch just gets to be in magazines because her mommy and daddy already are famous.

  35. krissy says – reply to this


    135

    as much as i don't like celebuspawn who are famous for just being well……celebuspawn…i have to say she looks pretty good here… and i wish i had legs that long. hot damn! who knew!?

  36. Suzie says – reply to this


    136

    *gag*

  37. Alicia says – reply to this


    137

    Woman to Woman,I would advise her to keep her legs covered at all times!!!

  38. ashton k says – reply to this


    138

    She looks HOT and has great legs. I'd love to suck on her titties.

  39. kaceee says – reply to this


    139

    Perez, oh Perez! You're such a dirty little whore! I don't understand what you have against her. I'd like to know exactly why you hate her so much — besides the fact that she's the spawn of two "famous" people. She's probably got more money in her bank account than you do anyways.

  40. billyboy says – reply to this


    140

    Hell yeah!! I'd fuck that bitch right there standing!! That bitch is hot!!! Not super-hot but I'd still fuck her!!!

  41. Amanda says – reply to this


    141

    Normally I think she looks like a freak. But she actually looks kind of attractive there.

    By the way, Happy Easter, perezizzle.

  42. Celeste says – reply to this


    142

    Perez,
    I have to say I love this site..I read it everyday.
    However, I have to ask….Who are you to comment on someones looks…I will not comment on your looks because I will not stoop to your level….
    And the "smoke up bitch" comment..That is extremly harsh!!! You exude a lot of hate through your name calling and degrading comments….As I said, I enjoy this site,but you really should look in the mirror before you comment on someones looks and as far as the smoking comment goes…how would you like it if someone said to you…."Get AIDS Bitch" because you swallow cum….Food for thought huh?

  43. Stact says – reply to this


    143

    Why do you have to hate on her because of her looks? She can't help how she was born! That's how she looks, and she really isn't terrible looking at all. She has lovely skin and pretty eyes. Why can't you focus on the positive in others?

    You don't want anyone to hate on gays because 'that's how they were born' …well don't hate on Rumer because of how she was born either! SOOOO hypocritical!

  44. Jessica says – reply to this


    144

    She is such an asshole.

    Her parents really need to cut off her allowance until she gets a f-ing job or does a couple of hours of charity work (and I mean something more than stopping by the standard Hollywood charity event where celebs just smile for cameras and then pick up free shit at the swag tent). She has GOT to be the biggest waste of oxygen on the planet.

  45. john christopher says – reply to this


    145

    She needs to keep her clothes on and get into a different line of work. Maybe an accountant would be a good start.

  46. celeste says – reply to this


    146

    Im sorry I should rephrase…How would you like it if someone said to you .."Get AIDS Bitch" because you smoke pole….

  47. skink says – reply to this


    147

    Perez take a look in the mirror and let us comment. Your nothing but a fat tub of cum. Oh wait gay guys even hate you so you can't even get a date. That's probably why you pick on people all the time. Sorry to all the little girls who love you. The truth is hard. No pun can be intended: like I said Perez can't get a date. (maybe he should get a bigger dog)

  48. Julie says – reply to this


    148

    Nice knees. I guess we know what Orlando likes.

  49. Xanadu says – reply to this


    149

    Perez, YOU are one to talk about people´s looks! ROFL! Check yourself in the mirror sometime, fattie! Rumer is a beauty compared to your nasty self!

    Soooooo, I guess, considering YOUR own looks, your best bet would be to just keep quiet. Go on a diet, get some exercise, get a haircut, wear some decent clothes and THEN you might be in a better position to judge others. You are some piece of work! LOLOLOL

  50. auds says – reply to this


    150

    my god, poor ugly little troll.

  51. mary says – reply to this


    151

    i like her GIANT knees. so hot!

  52. Lisa says – reply to this


    152

    Um Perez?? What exactly are YOU famous for?! You need to look closer cuz that's not TALENT dripping out of your mouth! The only reason you are up on a pedestal is cuz you PUT YOURSELF there. Why can't Rumer do the same thing? Are you the only one who can be famous for doing nothing? You aren't attractive and you have a worse sense of style than Rumer does. Go Rumer go!

  53. kartia78 says – reply to this


    153

    she doesnt look that bad from far away :)

  54. EWWWW says – reply to this


    154

    HWY THE HELL DOESNT THIS GIRL GO DO SOMETHING HUMANATARIAN HER LOOKS ARE WELL UM THERE ARE NO KIND WORDS IM SICK OF THESE STARS KIDS WHO'S ONLY CLAIM TO FAME IS WHO THEIR PARENTS ARE THINK SOCEITY OWES THEM FAME PLEASE RUMER GO AWAT DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE

  55. Xanadu says – reply to this


    155

    Re: skink

    Yep! Gay guys are usually very hung up on looks…supposedly even more than hetero men. Meaning most of them seem to work really hard on their looks. If you are a gay man and disadvantaged by shortness, fatness, age or have not really been blessed by nature in general you´ve got a hard time finding dates. I bet Rumer could attract tons of more guys than poor Perez ever could! |

  56. JERKOFF#9 says – reply to this


    156

    #9 YOURE A RACIST PRICK WITH THAT CHINK COMMENT SHAME ON YOU JUST SAY SHE UGLY THERES NO ROOM FOR RACISM IN THIS WORLD YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE!!!

    OH AND IM WHITE!!

  57. moon says – reply to this


    157

    Are those freaking black ballet pointe slippers? FUG. Airstream, dilapatated faux-boho chair, bad Madonna dress circa 1980, the "I just got fucked look" on the Mask, you said it perfectly - a torrential stream of shit.

  58. russo says – reply to this


    158

    She's absolutely beautiful! Wow!!!

  59. babbott says – reply to this


    159

    Why are they trying so hard to promote her as sexy?? She's not; just let her be normal!

  60. Anita says – reply to this


    160

    Why does Perez hate Rumer so much? What did she ever do to him???

  61. EWWWWWWWWWW says – reply to this


    161

    WHY ARE HER KNEES BLACK??

  62. Monkeycox says – reply to this


    162

    She looks decent…but it's pretty bad if the only time you look decent - not even good - is from a long distance away. No close ups for Potato Head.

  63. ischmael says – reply to this


    163

    hhaha you are a tool. funny how you changed your opinion on her.
    and everbody whos hating on her…you are fools and im glad i dont know you guys, you are absolutely DUMB

  64. Alana says – reply to this


    164

    GROSS!!!!!!!!!

  65. cashmere says – reply to this


    165

    I bet these nasty comments Perez keeps on spewing is what keeps the blogs and clicks going. BUT, it is kinda hard to comprehend the merit of this whole thing if one has to be nasty and full of venom. The fact that people like him feel apparently comfortable to use this type of behaviour for business purposes and think the result justifies it all makes me definitely question their character and mental state. Perez, one day all the ugliness you spew and point out in others and all your judgemental remarks will bite you in the ass!

    And for all you here constantly putting down people How about we create a website and see how GREAT you all look! hahahaha

  66. Chrissy says – reply to this


    166

    Her mom needs to say to her, "look potato head, stop trying to get into show business and put on your burqua and go to college".

  67. the truth says – reply to this


    167

    ok if someone like you perez, says that shes ugly, then its ok. we all know you are a mental challanged little idiot. and everbody else on here who supports you, probably looks like you as well. stop judging people by there appearence. then maybe then i might start seeing someone else in you aswell.
    if you like to disgrace other people watch how we disgrace you

  68. russo says – reply to this


    168

    Rumer looks absolutely fabulous in that shot. Anyone that looks good DEFINITELY belongs in movies. She's even more beautiful than her mother, and that's something. I hope she stops smoking though, it'll ruin her beautiful skin. She got that bad habit from her mother too, unfortunately.

    Rumer you're gorgeous babe. Knock 'em dead!

  69. liz says – reply to this


    169

    i completely agree with perez.
    i feel no pity for her, ESPECIALLY since she smokes.

  70. anita says – reply to this


    170

    :D

  71. Yoli says – reply to this


    171

    Looks like Bruce in a dress. She needs to go back to school and get a skill, and then a job. Or just stay home and spend her parent's money.

  72. Jaime says – reply to this


    172

    Wow, she looks exactly like her mom, NOT!

  73. Zoie says – reply to this


    173

    I don't get it–why do you hate her so much Perez? No offence, but why is she any different than Paris? Famous for famous parents…or famous for being a socialite…what's the difference?

  74. sicko says – reply to this


    174

    #
    #176 - Zoie says – reply to this

    I don't get it–why do you hate her so much Perez? No offence, but why is she any different than Paris? Famous for famous parents…or famous for being a socialite…what's the
    ((((

    Most likely Rumer didnt give him the time of day, when he ran into her, thats why!

  75. emma says – reply to this


    175

    THUNDER THEIGHS!!!!!!! skip a meal honey

  76. russo says – reply to this


    176

    Re: liz

    Wish her well. We shouldn't hate her just because she's young, rich and beautiful. She's also inexperienced and lacks knowledge of her physiology and its miraculous workings. We all did foolish things when we were young. She hasn't harmed anyone. Didn't you go to clubs when you were her age? I did. The good vibes you send her will come back to you in other forms and visa versa.

  77. happyeaster says – reply to this


    177

    Re: The Scottish Sleuth

    jesus loves you :)

  78. Danny says – reply to this


    178

    I SO DISAGREE PEREZ!!! I THINK SHE LOOKS SMOKIN' HOT! Go Rumer!!!

  79. Rachel says – reply to this


    179

    She is the ugliest "famous" person alive. And not only that, her family is rather dysfunctional. What balls does she have to be a "model". She's ugly. I'm pretteir. Fuck, even Perez is prettier. I would LOVE to beat the ugly out of her.

  80. russo says – reply to this


    180

    Perez,
    Why do you hate some women so? Like Rumer, and Jessica Alba? They're just kids who act or come from acting families. Is that a crime? I enjoy some of your comments, and believe that you are kind hearted however you tend to go overboard when it comes to certain people. Please post an honest blog and tell your readers exactly why Rumer and Jessica Alba have earned your wrath. IMO, its undeserved. But open up the guns on Heather Mills s'il vous plait. She's got it coming, but Rumer and Jessica don't.

  81. Dawn says – reply to this


    181

    I think she looks good here and the photo is a good shot.

    Perez, I like your site…but, sometimes it seems like you have a personal vendetta against certain people.

  82. BRUCE WILLIS says – reply to this


    182

    STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PUMPKIN PIE!

    IT IS NOT HER FAULT SHE LOOKS HIDIOUS… HER MOTHER IS RUNNING WITH BOYS HALF HER AGE.

    BRUCE
    (WATCH MY NEWST DIE HARD 4 DVD

  83. Danny says – reply to this


    183

    A lot of you are just taking Perez's lead and being nasty! Objectively, she looks SO great here. She looks like her mom. Take it from someone who is older and knows better, don't let Perez do your thinking for you. Think on your own!

  84. jackyjack says – reply to this


    184

    Her foot looks weird

  85. Mandy says – reply to this


    185

    LMAO, "The Mask!" But at least she's being consistent with her "Trailer Park Tranny" look. And that pose! Seriously, it looks like someone drove the bitch out to the desert and snapped this pic in between takes of a snuff film.

  86. Erika says – reply to this


    186

    AGH!! She is sooooooo gross!!

  87. Bryant says – reply to this


    187

    Leave her alone Perez–it would be different if you were attractive but calling this girl ugly is the pot calling the kettle black.

  88. Ancient Queen says – reply to this


    188

    she's got dirty knees….

  89. StopNow says – reply to this


    189

    oww my EYES- the BURNING- owwwww.
    seriously, when will this crap stop? YOU make her famous by putting her on your page. Just ignore her. Maybe my eyes will stop burning.

  90. PEREZ, LEAVE HER ALONE!!! says – reply to this


    190

    LEAVE HER ALONE, YOU ASS! She is just a kid!!!! I hope Bruce Willis punches you out someday!

  91. Patches says – reply to this


    191

    Poor Perez, just cant get over Rumer.
    Nobody's going to do a photo shoot with you Perez until you shrink your head and lose some weight. I know its true, you know it's true and all the little people who type "first" know its true.
    Stop the hate Perez….its Easter Sunday and its gonna bring you some bad karma….well, yours stinks anyway.
    Love
    Patches

  92. Jony says – reply to this


    192

    fuck. you. perez. you are everything thats wrong with today's society.

  93. Leah says – reply to this


    193

    If you read past posts about Rumer, Perez makes it clear that she's pretentious and has a baseless sense of entitlement, which makes her more unattractive than if she were a kind-hearted Potato Head. I do kinda feel sorry for her, though, because her mom is gorgeous, and her sisters look like they'll grow up to be quite pretty, but poor Rumer looks like her dad in a wig. But I have to admit, I agree with whoever pointed out that she has great legs, dammit!

  94. lp says – reply to this


    194

    Seriously she looks pretty in this post.The Rumer,Jessica Alba hate is getting very old and boring.Your comments aren't even funny just mean and dumb.

  95. ponCH says – reply to this


    195

    God, do i wish just once that Bruce F'n willis would see what you write about his daughter, and decide to pu his fist down you;re throat, i love your website, but sometimes, you just go fucking truly brutal on people, and rumer is one of them, you didnt create shit either, stop thinking you're the cats piss… fatty

  96. NachosRocks says – reply to this


    196

    EWWWWW! HER KNEES ARE DARK,HER FACE IS UGLY.WHY? WHY? WHY?WHY? DO YOU PAY HER ANY ATTENTION.

  97. santa clarita says – reply to this


    197

    Re: meeegan

    definitley not a rural area. anddd not 40 miles away from la. shiiittt with everything that is filmed here it should be hollyhooddd.

  98. Scottie says – reply to this


    198

    Fucking ho ho ho ho ugly bitch

  99. sarah says – reply to this


    199

    why do u hate rumer willis so much????

  100. nadia says – reply to this


    200

    hell no this does not make me hot. It makes me want to vomit up my dinner.

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