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Does this make you hot????

This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!

Little Rumer Willis, the monster we created, famous for doing nothing, vamps it up on a photo shoot.

The daughter of The Mask, was snapped at a ranch in Santa Clarita, a rural area 40 miles from LA. She had several wardrobe changes and posed in various places, but still found time to smoke and eat a sandwich.

We usually try and discourage smoking, but in Rumer's case, we say…

Smoke up, bitch!

[Photo by Chris via National Photo Group.]

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325 comments to “"Sexy"”

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  1. Strong legs says – reply to this


    201

    Like a Clydesdale.

  2. Lauren says – reply to this


    202

    She looks like a heroin whore!

  3. Griffin says – reply to this


    203

    HER KNEES ARE AWFULNESSS……

  4. UGH says – reply to this


    204

    Smoke up bitch LOLOL… thanks for the laugh.. she's nauseating… talentless whore

  5. mamacita says – reply to this


    205

    She is so skanky looking.

  6. Marcia says – reply to this


    206

    Can someone please photoshop her knees?

  7. Toni says – reply to this


    207

    I guess it's not primarily Rumer's fault, but that picture and her stance say: Whoa, shouldn't have drunk so much last night. Can't even remember I went home with some dude to his trailer for some nookie.

  8. Mrs.Agbabian says – reply to this


    208

    Yay! Perez is back to insulting Rumer! This lights up my day! Rumer Willis is a fugly nightmare! Go hide under a rock, Fug!

  9. youre delusional and crazy! says – reply to this


    209

    good lord this girl is so f-in hot! you are crazy to say otherwise, and it really shows that you encourage the kind of anorexic or fake, overprimped, unnatural beauty that you encourage and make fun of at the same time. i don't want to see lauren conrad. she looks like everyone else, its really boring. rumer willis is mysterious and original and she is here to stay.

  10. Shelby says – reply to this


    210

    I think she looks beautiful and I like the picture!

  11. Brit Hodges says – reply to this


    211

    I'm sorry, but this bitch is ugly!

  12. pizzydizzy says – reply to this


    212

    You forgot to say, "hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea…AFTER TACO BELL and a night of drinking rot gut whiskey!"

  13. anon says – reply to this


    213

    Never has another celeb spawn with no looks and unproven talent had such an insatiable desperation for attention (oh wait Brooke Hogan!). I'm so sick of her already and she hasn't done a damn thing!

  14. karcv says – reply to this


    214

    You wouldn't even know who she was if she didn't have famous parents…..and that would be a good thing.

  15. vms says – reply to this


    215

    first of all: i love you perez!
    however…
    i think you over publicize yourself and even if you might hate Rumer Willis, which most of us do!! i think your ever growing rude comments about her are simply un called for and unnecessary..i mean "smoke up" thats just SO not cool

    still love ya tho(L)

  16. adina says – reply to this


    216

    whay do u hate her so much?It is not her folt she is ugly….no? I think u are uglyer then her….u kind a need a full make over and a chin job .U shoul look in the mirror befor u judge others.Shame on you bad bad boy …u need a spenking

  17. reenie says – reply to this


    217

    Give it up girl! There is NOTHING or will EVER be anything hot about you!!

  18. Hyde says – reply to this


    218

    In front of a trailer! Classy! LMAO.

  19. lungfish says – reply to this


    219

    she has her mother's baggy knees….before the body lift. There's hope!

  20. rae says – reply to this


    220

    i could fucking vomit.
    she is by far one of the ugliest people in hollywood.

  21. Jane says – reply to this


    221

    is there a camera wide enough to get all her face in the pic?!?!?

  22. jp says – reply to this


    222

    Don't care what prissy perez says. Rumor is kinda hot.

  23. Ryan says – reply to this


    223

    guess its pointless to say….. but how fucking ugly is that?

  24. Oh Wow says – reply to this


    224

    mm.i live in Santa Clarita.
    awkward.she is nast.
    this photoshoot is just a bunch of douchebaggery

  25. dianag says – reply to this


    225

    perez, i live in the SCV and we're not rural at all.
    just thought, i chime in on that, but i still think you're great.

  26. Kiki says – reply to this


    226

    Why am I dying laughing at this? "This is about as hot as a torrential stream of shit after as a result of an insufferable case of diarrhea!" PEREZ! LOVES IT! That was totally hawt!

  27. kiki says – reply to this


    227

    BTW. Your vivid description was hawt……….. not the fugly.

  28. br2 says – reply to this


    228

    Dude, take a chill pill! Why all the venom Perez? What did she do to you to garner so much hate? Or do you just hate yourself and turn it outward to whomever you wish? It's not her fault she doesn't look like Barbie and fit into a narrow definition of beauty. Neither do you - and you are still an okay human being.

  29. Chris says – reply to this


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    Santa Clarita is NOT a rural area. It's the valley 5 minutes north of the San Fernando valley, and has over a quarter million people and one of LA's largest grossing malls! As a resident of Valencia (in Santa Clarita), you need to come make a stop up here and see it.

    Humph

  30. george says – reply to this


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    i think the shoot's going to look really hot, the girl has style. it's odd, in real life she is sooooo much prettier than she photographs. it's almost like the camera exagerates her features. some people photograph better than they look in real life and some photograph worse than they do in real life. rumer sadly, is one of the latter. she's very sweet also, i really don't understand why you have it in for her so much. she's barely more than a child, can you give it a rest please? it's hard enough growing up without of all of the public humiliation you dump on her on a daily basis.

  31. ummm says – reply to this


    231

    santa clarita is not a rural area at all, and its also a lot closer to LA…

  32. poopsquat says – reply to this


    232

    santa clarita isn't rural!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Peta the aussie says – reply to this


    233

    Your comments are fucking fantastic! She really is a "torrential stream of shit" who needs to make money off her own back rather than being celebrity sperm…

  34. vain says – reply to this


    234

    FAMOUS FOR DOING NOTHING????? OMG LOOK WHOS TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALL THE CELEBRITIES WHO KISS YOUR ASS ARE D-LIST CELEBRITIES BECAUSE NO REAL CELEBRITY WOULD GIVE A SHIT WHAT A FAT ASS LOSER HAD TO SAY ABOUT THEM. NUFF SAID

  35. equestrian says – reply to this


    235

    To be hons….it's really not bad at all. I think it has a certain charm to it…I don't think we should count out Rumer just yet.

  36. callous says – reply to this


    236

    P…lay off of her. She's going to come into her own…just you wait. The potential is there and you know it. Besides…I like her. Isn't she channeling Ally Sheedy (circa Breakfast Club) a little in this pic?

    Post Script:
    Is it me or were you looking thinner in your birthday pics??? And you were wearing white too! Mmmkay. Work it.
    -!-

  37. ally says – reply to this


    237

    This chick is soooooooooooooo FUGLY, I f#$%ing hate looking at her. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY SHE IS FUGLY I TELL YOU. DO NOT PUT PICTURES OF HER ON HERE.
    GROSS LEGS GROSS HEAD
    GROSS LEGS GROSS HEAD

  38. becky says – reply to this


    238

    Oh - my - God! Her knees!!!

  39. s says – reply to this


    239

    It's funny, she looks so much like her mother, and you can see a bit of her father in her as well - but she just can't carry that look. They are both exceptionally attractive… shes…well… not.

  40. haha says – reply to this


    240

    HAHAHA
    HAHAHA
    unfortunate! bruce willis and demi moore are both stunning.
    we should all remember that pretty folks sometimes don't have pretty kids.
    whatta shame.

  41. curt says – reply to this


    241

    oh my god… i just vommed in my mouth :-(

  42. laila says – reply to this


    242

    your an asshole perez…get a life

  43. Lotus says – reply to this


    243

    C'mon people. Who are we to judge other people's looks huh ?? Lucky for us our photo's aren't being plastered all over this site. I can certainly vouch for the fact that my looks aren't exactly brilliant and if Perez is anything to go by, about 95 % of all of you people look like shit yourselves, so how about we stop the bashing and hate messages !!! The reason we come on this site is to read shit about others because our self esteem is shot to hell in the first place. Feels good to take the attention away from our own issues instead of focusing on ourselves… huh, Perez ?? Sometimes you go too far Perez, as you did with Britney and a lot of others. There is a limit to how funny you are and with Rumer, you are far and beyond funny. You should learn when to stop.

  44. Lotus says – reply to this


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    Oh… and PS… I think Rumer looks lovely and stunning in the photo. She might not be perfect, but none of us are… and that is real. Rumer is REAL, and that's a hell of a lot better than looking like Paris or some other NOT EVEN A HAS BEEN.

  45. Elizabeth Millar says – reply to this


    245

    Perez you are such a pig. You are still bullying this young woman.

  46. Jenne79 says – reply to this


    246

    What is with everyone hating on her? People make me sick sometimes!

  47. cindy says – reply to this


    247

    that poor girl looks resembles bruce willis way too much for comfort.

  48. dutchy says – reply to this


    248

    that imdb link does not make any sense.

  49. Lola says – reply to this


    249

    Too funny!

  50. m says – reply to this


    250

    She is ssssssssooooooooooooooooooo UGLY!!!!

  51. karlie says – reply to this


    251

    I dont think Rumer Willis is attractive in the least bit, but it is pretty hard to win with you Perez, the ones with the fake tans and blonde hair get criticized for being 'fake' skanks (cum out of their mouth) and then the ones who are unique, are made fun of for being unique. Perez I love most of the material you post on here, but sometimes your a huge dick.

  52. deedee says – reply to this


    252

    For what purpose were these pictures taken? Promo? For what?
    I am confused?

  53. me says – reply to this


    253

    She looks good. Why are you so mean to her? Didn't she come to your stupid party? You are the potato head!

  54. deedee says – reply to this


    254

    Perez only thinks girls are hot that have the look that have the look that the Drag queens can twin. If you are a feminine unique female you don't have a hope in hell.

    Perez has womanly hips.

  55. HEATHER says – reply to this


    255

    Gag me w/a Mr. Potato Head friggin' spoon! EEEEEKKKKK!

  56. shk says – reply to this


    256

    the whole pict looks beautifull…like fashion mags shots.
    shes not a model…but she looks good from far away.
    but…….honestly……what shes doing….i mean whats her career???
    im not making fun of hr…..IM ASKING!!!

    hehehehe

    dont know why perez say stuff so good about her last post and now hes turnign her down

  57. yourmom says – reply to this


    257

    Don't be afraid to tell the truth, she is fugly. And the only reason she gets any pr is because of who her parents are. There are people who have been trying for years WITH TALENT to break into hollyweird and this fug just says mommy, daddy I want to be famous and now shes everywhere. Thats sick people!

  58. Potato Head Sucks!! says – reply to this


    258

    What a Beast!!!!

  59. casshole says – reply to this


    259

    I personally think she is a retard. She has to be to think she looks good EVER!!! She is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen.

  60. me-yo says – reply to this


    260

    I don't understand the hate. Sure, she's not very pretty, and doesn't do anything, but.. why so angry about her?

  61. christi says – reply to this


    261

    Just because mommy and daddy are famous doesn't mean you have to be. Pl ease don't do this to yourself Rumer.

  62. jade says – reply to this


    262

    Why are you so horrible to this girl. Is it personal?

  63. DMAN says – reply to this


    263

    ENOUGH WITH THE F-N RUMOR WILLIS
    SHE PROBALLY HAS A BIG NASTY MATTED BUSH

  64. bitchplease says – reply to this


    264

    Re: efr – same to u!

  65. Wonka says – reply to this


    265

    Why do you hate her so much? Has she ever actually done anything mean to you or anyone else?

  66. zoom says – reply to this


    266

    SHe looks great

  67. Ms.world says – reply to this


    267

    Really Pretty pic,Looks alot like her mom.Keep up the good work!

  68. Emmaloo says – reply to this


    268

    This would be a good photo shoot for her…its very white trash

  69. LOL says – reply to this


    269

    She looks hot. Nothing you write or say can change that. So you don't like that she's famous for her parents and that her life has been a breezy easy ride and your life has been one of poor Latin fat immigrant boy? Boo hoo. Get over yourself fat bully and go on a diet.

  70. shellee says – reply to this


    270

    shes so ugly.
    and no one likes her.
    she needs to get a job and stay there forreverrrr.

  71. Marsha Brady says – reply to this


    271

    Perez, you were very mean here. I don't think she has talent or looks enough to compete in holywierd but she is an average looking girl, not perfectly ugly, not beautiful. I'm not sure she would qualify as cute even. Come to think of it, I don't sound so nice either. Sorry Rumer, you are kinda ugly, get a clue.

  72. BOOMHAUR? says – reply to this


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    Re: missy – what? that makes absolutely NO sense…AT ALL

  73. violet says – reply to this


    273

    She has ridiculously large knees. On top of all of the other stuff that she's got going on.

  74. TrickSlut says – reply to this


    274

    GAWD !! She is really desperate in trying to come up w/ a decent photo ofherself but to no avail !! Pathetic Potato Head ! Tsk Tsk Tsk !!

  75. REALITY says – reply to this


    275

    What is up with the offended people? Do you know her in person? She has enough money to not really care or be offended by being called ASS UGLY SEMI-RETARDED LOOKING. She is ugly, yes. But like any other cunt born into money she's gonna get publicity and fame for nothing. People don't hate on the pretty ones when in reality they all suck….

  76. Candy says – reply to this


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    Re: LOL
    Sounds like someone is making fun of poor immigrants. I bet your parents or your grandparents were immigrants. Actually, we are all immigrants. The first people here in North America were the native indians, so if you don't have anything nice to say, please don't say it.

  77. REALITY #2 says – reply to this


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    P.S. some people just hate ugly people, I know I do. Especially ones that think they look good. They have money, they don't need to keep trying. Especially when you look like that, I'd use it for major work. And try to live a normal life out of the camera…she brings in ion herself

  78. TAMMY says – reply to this


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    OK, FIRST OFF, LEGS LOOK MARBALY AND COLD, NEXT, LEGS ARE UNSHAPLEY AND QUITE "THICK". SHE IS NOT SEXY, THIS IS A TRAILER PARK PHOTO!

  79. Candi says – reply to this


    279

    Ughhhh…she's sooooooooo disgusting!! Ewwwwwww…she looks like a fucking dude. Go away bitch!!!

  80. LB says – reply to this


    280

    Somehow that trailer in the back round seems appropriate.

  81. Bex says – reply to this


    281

    It makes me mad when rich people pretend to be poor and pouty durring photo shoots.

  82. Anita says – reply to this


    282

    She has BIG ugly knees. FIRST!(what does that mean?)

  83. charles wigfall says – reply to this


    283

    I think she is cute / you just don't like her

  84. Kalia says – reply to this


    284

    Honestly, Perez–she isn't that bad. Why do you hate her so much? If my parents were Demi and Bruce, I'd be in the limelight too…and so would you. She certainly isn't the ugliest girl that has graced magazines. I think its really mean that you have to tear down people for what they look like. You aren't the greatest looking guy either, Perez. Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones.

  85. leeemer says – reply to this


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    why is this fugly retard even news?

  86. VR says – reply to this


    286

    Re: gmann
    you have too much tine on your hands

  87. grik says – reply to this


    287

    That is pathetic. Don't her parents give her any advice.

  88. truthhurts says – reply to this


    288

    Oh!! Now she looks like a Potatoe Head SLUT!! The ugly girl looks NASTY

  89. GooGooGaGa says – reply to this


    289

    At first I thought it was Winona Ryder.

  90. dusty says – reply to this


    290

    Santa clarita is so not rural.

  91. Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this


    291

    She`s receivng the full `Hollywood treatment`. Extremely lucky. Or is she? May be one day she will blossom into a terrific character actress but at the moment a lot of effort is being spent on….what exactly? Persuading us that she can look like a model or is a model? Could be in a film? Might have her own show? This young lady is perfectly pleasant but is no beauty.

  92. russo545@yahoo.com says – reply to this


    292

    She looks like a young Sophia Loren, in almost every way except her breast size. Rumer is quite beautiful.

  93. Isabelle Cooley says – reply to this


    293

    Re: russo545@yahoo.com – Do you mean like her mother?

  94. Novel1 says – reply to this


    294

    So obviously NOT NEWS and NOT INTERESTING to anyone but YOU! You're losing everyone, Perez. Tick… Tick… Tick… you're blowing your chance to do this right.

  95. AMO says – reply to this


    295

    Not hot at all. She has nasty legs and is just ugly. Looks like trailer trash.

  96. Ammie says – reply to this


    296

    Perez, What is wrong with you? What do you have against this girl? You are no better than a school yard bully.

  97. SON OF A MASK says – reply to this


    297

    THAT GIRL NEEDS TO TAKE HER POTATO FACE BACK INSIDE THAT TRAILER AND STAY THERE UNTIL A GOOD PLASTIC SURGEON CAN MAKE A HOUSE/TRAILER CALL. THEN, AND ONLY THEN SHOULD SHE COME OUT AND HAVE HER PICS TAKEN.

  98. sup biaaaaatches says – reply to this


    298

    She's not hot here; but shes nailing desperation.———–===========
    lol, i was thinking the same thing, this MEGA-jawed hag is desperate for attention, but her homely face would never get it, if it was not for her plastic faced and plastic tits old ass hag mom.

  99. joemcc says – reply to this


    299

    I'd still smoke a bowl with her.

  100. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    300

    She looks half way descent from a far….

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