We're Alive!
We made it through our birthday weekend intact!
Our big 30th bash on Saturday night was everything we could have hoped for….and much much more.
All the juicy details and fun pics….coming up later.

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We made it through our birthday weekend intact!
Our big 30th bash on Saturday night was everything we could have hoped for….and much much more.
All the juicy details and fun pics….coming up later.
Your are thirty?
First i guess i was haha
no later
NOW
Bitch, who even cares…..
second!
YA MANANANANNA
Hurry up and post! The rest of the world has to work through their hangovers too.
boo
happy easter perezzzz!
perez, i love you happy birthday- i read your page religiously. you always put a smile on my face!!!!
Aren't you too old for Hollywood?
Totally over the hill. Seriously.
yay!
way to go p-nasty!!! happy birthday
Dear Perez,
I'm glad you had a great birthday. However, it's bullshit the website never gets updated on Sundays and even Saturdays in some cases. Just wanted to tell you that.
Sincerely,
Shannon
Happy Birthday Perez!!! Love you!
hehe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZITO!!!!!!!!!!!
happy bday perez. pls update asap
47th!
FINALLY! Can't wait. Happy Beleated.
Top 10!!!
Hahah
Muchas felicidades de nuevo,a mor =)
¡Perez para siempre!
Awesome..looking forward for the goosip!!!
congrats, perez;)
www.fromthebacktable.com
hurry with the picss perezz
lovee yaa!
great no one cares just give us the gossip!
FIRST
You are the scum of the earth.
third
happpppppyyy birthday weekend!
happy bday love
3rd
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PICS AND GOSSIP!!!
happy bday perez!
who cares
Who's this "we" and "our" perez?
I guess you must be a closet schizo or something.
Perez we missed you! Hope your birthday was bangin'!
wake up fat boi & get some pix posted i am bored
wow you must have had a long night!!! Happy belated B Day Perez we love you!
Who cares about your birthday? Blog about celebrities, not yourself.
Yay! excited for pics and happy birthday!
wyrewyerw
FIIRSTT ..not
yay! glad you had fun! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
you rock xoxoxo
Happy Birthday P-Nasty!!! I'm glad it went well! I had a drink for you too!! Love lots!!
but you look only twenthy. :]
now get to work!! i need my perez fix
yeah for you!
Who gives a fu*k?
2nd thanx josh
3nd?!
Happy your alive, now give us the 411 on your b-day.
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Yay! Happy B-Day again!
ohhh wow. 3rd?
>>….and much much more.
ily perezzz
YAY!! LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHSS
Who cares, do your so called job now..
oh, thank god! haha ive been dying all weekend with no updates!
Wow!! WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! WE WANT THE GOSSIP OF THE CELEBS AND ALL THE USUAL JUNK! YOU HAVE NOT POSTED IN ALMOST TWO DAYS!! I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, IF YOU CAN'T KEEP UP EITH YOUR SITE, THAN SHUT IT DOWN!! THIS NOT ONLY HAPPENS "ON YOUR BIRTHDAY" BUT ALL THE TIME NOW. ITS GETTING BAD PEREZ!
get to work perez!!! i am behind on the gossip!
About flipping time, ive been waiting all day!! Happy Birthday perez, from your number 1 brit fan.
Keep it up, youre wickedly funny xx
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!!!
fourth?!
The "we don't care about you. post blogs about celbrities." comments are getting pretty old. Just saying.
AWSOME! glad you had funn
yeah man
aww HAPY BDAY PEREZ
all my luv sami x
first!
Third, i gues…
Do you have something elese to said?
Any Gossip?
?
Happy Birthday.
Now, on with the gossip.
Happy belated b-day Perez and happy easter too! Now give us some gossip damn it!
happy barfday fat ass!
why do my comments never show>?!
no one gives a crap about your stupid birthday. People come here for REAL gossip…not you or your birthday. Get OVER YOURSELF already!
HAPPY BDAY PEREZ………….LOVES YA !!!!!!!!!!!
way to be lazy on your birthday and not put anything up - dont u have ppl that work for u?
happy 30th birthday!!
Now back to work!!!!
Welcome back. Now let's get on with the gossip!!!!!!!!!!!
ajfelkje WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! happy bday
I missed you this weekend!
K, Perez…nobody gives a shit about your birthday. People do not come to this site to receive news about your "big 30th bash". You're not a celebrity. Now sit down and give us REAL gossip about REAL celebrities.
Hope you had a lovely weekend and got everything you wanted. How does it feel to be 30? x
3rd???!!! HAHA
>>….and much much more.
Does that mean you got laid? And that's also the reason that you waaay overslept today LOL…wink
LUV U PEREZ!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN!!
who cares….
30 whooo!
happy bday perez! u mad it thru the big 3-0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!!
What have I learned this weekend? I learned that when I check your site on Friday, there is no reason to check again until Monday. I mean its like lets stop the earth from spinning, its perez' birthday.
Glad you had a great b-day perez! But please get back to posting, I'm going through Perez withdrawal symptoms!!! Luvya!
nobody gives a shit about you stupid ugly fat retard
dear perez, how about going on a diet for the big 3-0? your newsbytes are mostly entertaining to read, but i really have to wince whenever your chubby face pops up. for example your perez tv side column contains two shots really unbecoming of you. if you wish to further exploit yourself and show up in the media and tv shows - i suggest you clean up yourself so that us readers wont have to gag when we realize the fabulous writer behind perez hilton is so… aesthetically unpleasing! sorry to be harsh, but it doesnt really make my day to see your face, although your juicy gossip has great entertainment value! take a hint from the gorillaz - the cartoon rendition of your face can save us so much grief. cheers!
prrrrezzz, you are divalicious enough to have a STAFF so posts can be made even while you're out having fun! Get your assistant on that shit!
Happy Birthday, love!
love you and your lovely doggy teddy-per. happy b-day my favorite homo
Perez,
Don't listen to the haters! It's your site, you can do whatever the freak you want.
Hope you had a lovely birthday!!!
Happy 30th!!
Kay slacker, pop some Advil, grab some espresso and fill us in already!