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1. loca luna says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Perez,

   Your bullshit birthday is not really celebrity gossip or newsworthy. People only read your blogs to read about celebrities. No one really gives a rat's ass about your personal life, your dog, your parties, your extremely ugly hair colors and your fugly ass meth face. Does anyone even look at the pics of your "fans" anyhow? You are like a pathetic z lister who had one bit movie part but scrap books a shrine to themself for their 1 second of fame.

   Your site used to be interesting and now it's really more of a sad, lonely, desperately self absorbed loser's diary. And, quite frankly, you are shallow and BORING!!!! And thirty my ass! Get some night cream, girl, cuz you are looking old!

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   Do much meth?

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   PEREZ I LOVE YOU YOU LOOK SO HOT FOR 30!
   HOPE YOU HAD AN ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY AMAZING BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!!!!!!
   love you!

4. What's with the Haters? says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Soo Maybe no one has realized but this is his website, he can put up what ever the eff he wants to put up just like i could do on my own website, this is a website made by him, he works around the clock i swear monday to friday. so let him have the weekends off, chillll how about finding something better to do with your time, like read a book? or be a productive member or society rather then hounding the poor guy? geezee

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   Come On, We don't care about your self promoting ass, we come to this site for celebrity gossip and news, NOT to hear about yourself. I'm an gay man and could care less about YOU!! Its not all about YOU!! Give us a break, no wonder most of the people I know DON'T check out your sit anymore, Its gotten old, kick it up a notch, improve it, not just the same old crap!! Make it fresh, give us something new, do something besides self promoting yourself or you will be so OVER!!!!!!!

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   Happy Birthday Perez — you have the best gossip/entertainment site on the net. Thanks, Green Bean

7. SALLY KERN'S VIBRATOR says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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   HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Lovee you lots.

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   My God, you look so bad for thirty, take notice of the celebs you SHOULD be reporting on, not yourself and get some work done on yourself, this site is soooooo dated anymore!! Boring!!!!

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    Hi! I've been waiting all day for you to arise from the dead!!! Glad you had a Happy Happy, friend…

11. Amanda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy Birthday

12. Michael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh, Isn't your 15 minutes WAY over, YAWN, BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. Rachie ROo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: adam raphael – i do!

14. clue182 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MUA MUA MUA
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

15. Blondi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Been waiting for you to wake up. Love you the most. Happy, happy, my distant friend. *hug*

16. Andrea says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: flux –
    that is soooooo funnyyyyyy

    I miss you over the weekends, too, Perez. Happy Birthday mi amor.
    Many many, MANY more beautiful birthdays to YOU!!!!

17. lalala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!

    PICS UP NOW BITCH

    XOXOX

18. Ricardo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No one cares about you perez, give us the celebrity gossip ONLY

19. hoppa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wonderful but can you leave you own shit of this page, who cares….

20. highlander says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Please no more. I'm begging you. No more faggy frankenberry videos of yourself or lists of things given to you. You're a jerk, Perez, and we're sick of you and your birthday.

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    Wow, guess you saw who really likes you..not many, just a few z list wannabes.

22. Foofoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm gonna KILL you Mario Perez whatever.

23. Minogueaholic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Post Some Pics Of Your Party I Wanna See My Dannii Minogue lol Hope U had a fabulous time xxx

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    Who is this royal "we" you refer to Perez? Or are you like the Queen in the type of "we" such as…. "We are not amused"……just wondering….you probably mean either friends, family or if you have a significant other.

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    …and we why would we care?

26. Milana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Do you have an identifical twin Perez who is celebrating the same day as you….just wondered as you said…."OUR big 30th bash." Or is it someone "special" in your life?

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    30 OMG i thought u were much OLDER 30 is OLD but I thought you were much OLDER anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ;}

28. charlotte says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MARIO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ! ! ! I love you. X X X O O O

    Happy Easter to everyone.

29. Jordan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Finally! I've been checking for updates all damn day…C'mon…post the pics from your birthday! Muah! Love you!

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31. bill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who cares. no one. sad.

32. George F says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love you Perez!!

    i wish I could give you a Happy Brithday in person!!!

    :)

33. mad says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    the rest of us have to work on our birthdays, and THIS is your job, not running around partying when you claim to be "The Queen of All Media" and cannot even update regularly. Over the Weeks i have found that you have been posting terribly old news, weeks after other major bloggers, no longer do you ever have the first take on a story, but the last. That is why i have visited your site less because it has become an outlet to broadcast your life rather than an entertainment one.

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    we want to see pic's of kiki and herb!

35. Lisa G. Licious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    There is a cool dude with the juice!
    Makes fun of celebs on the loose!
    It's his birthday today,
    So hip, hop, hooray!
    Now bow to Perez like he's Zeus!

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    YOU GO!!!!!!!! Happy BDAY!!!xoxoxoxo

37. Beti says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey Perez… Happy Birthday! Thanks for not letting my days become boring. Your site always makes my day better!

38. Michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy Birthday Beautiful!

39. Chickie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy Birthday! You're a kid!

40. Lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm so glad you had a happy birthday perez! Love you lots!

41. mrbluehopes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! THIS MIAMI GAY BOY LOVES YOU!!

    don't listen to the haters… you are FUCKING AWESOME and you deserved the bestest birthday celebration EVER!!!!!!!!

    besitos!!!!

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    You might want to get some help for this personality defect of yours. YOU ARE ONLY ONE PERSON. THERE IS NO WE.

43. JP L says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

44. Peter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Get to fucking work Perez

45. Loca Luna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey "What's With All The Haters"…FUCK U!! I can actually see your two brain cells fighting eachother so don't hurt yourself thinking too hard. You completely missed the point of why this is "Hollywood's Most Hated Website". If Perez only wrote about his pathetic life, no one but you would give a shit. Get a life! Watch some reality tv if you need to live vicariously through lame ass losers!! And again, Fuck u!!

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    you are not a celebrity, fat ass. we're not interested in your shit. please write about celebrities only. it's a really sad that you are such a fat ass at 30 years old and you have methface. a fatty methfaced lesbian! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITASS!

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEREZ!! 30's are the best - you'll see. Love you!!!

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    ok, i just looked at some of your pictures again and you are such a fat faced lesbian. I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU. and also, you SHOULD NEVER WRITE ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ON HERE. PEREZ YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE COME HERE FOR!! DO NOT WRITE ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY AGAIN! YOU ARE NOT CELEBRITY.

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    Happy Birthday, Darling.

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    ok, first of all let me explain something to you, MEXICAN. PLEASE NAME ONE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR YOU?? honey, your office is a STARBUCKS and NOBODY WORKS FOR YOU. THERE IS NO WE, YOU FAT MEXICAN. and also you are a fat 30 year old who looks like a fat methfaced lesbian, NOBODY HERE IS INTERESTED IN YOUR BIRTHDAY, PLEASE! DO NTO WRITE ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ON HERE EVER AGAIN. NOBODY WORKS FOR YOU AND THERE IS NO WE AND YOU MAKE MONEY OFF ADS, VERY SAD. AND YOU ARE NOT A CELEBRITY, YOU ARE A FATTY GAY MEXICAN! GET USED TO IT!

51. naty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Feliz Cumpleaños Perez!!!

52. Marleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Can't wait for the details and pics! Post them as soon as posible. I want to know who were at your party. Was Mika invited???

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    Welcome to 30, honey! I just joined the club on Christmas Eve! It's really not so bad! (Now, thinking about having kids, my clock is ticking, but that's of no worry to you~!) Love ya!

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    PEOPLE stop complaining about Perez already and just dont come back here….there are other blogs now….with constant updating. What is so fucking hard about that?? Take the power that you have and make someone else rich. Everything he posts here usually shows up elsewhere first. Just dont fucking come back. (PERIOD) Like fucking sheep!! baa Perez baa

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    boy, hope you had fun living it up, we were hurting for gossip!

56. houskat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    about freakin time!!!!!

57. sasha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: loca luna – Too fucking funny…love it…very true and my words exact!!! And that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm one jaded BITCH!!!

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    Hey Perez Happy Birthday! It was my birthday on Saturday and we had a huge zombie fest themed party. Glad you had a good time too.

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    Oh thank God youre back…We cant wait for pics and stories! =)

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    Happy Birthday Perez!!! You are so AWESOME!!
    Lots of Love,

    T.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!! EVERYONE AT UCDAVIS LOVES YOU!!!!! =)

62. Steph says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Happy Birthday Perez!!!!! It's my birthday too!!!!!!

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    Feliz cumpleanios perezito, con amor desde tj, mexico!

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    HAPPY BDAY PEREZ!!! i check your page multiple times a day and i simply love the stuff you post. Keep doin' what ya do…

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    happy birthday perez xx

66. v for vendetta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    All I have to say is this…why the hell are you guys who always bash Perez on his site all the time??? It makes you all look sooo lame and stupid because if you really hated him, you wouldn't be making Perez even more rich and famous by always coming to his site!! Keep checking out his site losers!! You are the ones sitting in your gross cheap apartments bashing a guy who is actually more funny, rich and happy than you will EVER hope to be!!!

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    Happy birthday, P!

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    You're 30??? WOW, you look so much older then that ….

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    Re: We're alive. Darn. Way too much of you on this site. Get over yourself, no one cares about you.

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    Hey Perez, whe you come to Cleveland, not that you EVER would-lets party-I need to show my husband why Im on the internet checking you out all the time-he's gettin jealous!!!!!

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    those who are impatient for your every next move have to realize how much power they give you to decide their happiness and that they should be mad at themselves instead of you.

    sleep on b day girl!!

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    why r you refering to yourself in the third person/

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