Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.

Filed under: Personally Perez

It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!

Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.

Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!

We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.

The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.

Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!

What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!

This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.

Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!

Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.

Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!

Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.

We love gifts….especially from Gucci!

M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.

If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!

Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.

Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!

The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.

Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!

Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.

Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.

Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.

Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.

Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!

The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!

Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!

Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!

Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!

We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."

Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!

Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.

[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]

Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 12:47 am / Email this »

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dick noser says – reply to this

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Talk about Z-listers!
Jewels says – reply to this

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Looks like everybody who is a nobody was there except for moi!
Rohondra says – reply to this

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Hoo hoo hoo! Gimme a banana! >:O
Pottogirl says – reply to this

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happy birthday our dearest perezito! the world loves you! ^_^
stacie says – reply to this

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wow
Jenna says – reply to this

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Aw perez you are lookin sexxaayyy! I love amanda she looks like a down to earth chick so glad to hear that she is nice HAPPY BDAY!! MWA
Jill says – reply to this

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Looking good Perez!
the immortal bathog says – reply to this

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let go of the dogs pecker.
Elba says – reply to this

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Hope you had fun!
maris says – reply to this

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I love the new hair color, perez. hott party
Perez looking HOT! says – reply to this

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Perez you look hot and the weight great job on losing it
charisse says – reply to this

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omg did you lose weight?? lookin good, perez!!
Mary says – reply to this

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perez, you're so cute and fun! I want to go shopping with u sometime like you could be my gay best friend. oh, and ur more natural hair is way flattering!! You rock my world:-)
lalola says – reply to this

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damn perez!! happy bday!!!
Jax says – reply to this

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Looks like a cool party.
neeeda says – reply to this

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first!
katie says – reply to this

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seriously? was anybody famous there?

I mean all the people are below z listers.
Chow! says – reply to this

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Perez, you look fantastic! You up staged all them bitches; teddy too!
Gem says – reply to this

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:) your hair looks nice
Caitlin says – reply to this

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Perez!! You look SO GOOD. Your hair is amazing and you just look great all around. Way to bring on the 30s with a bang! Happy Birthday! Love you!
Meg says – reply to this

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Heidi needs to lay off the plastic surgery!

HAPPY BDAY PEREZ!
Bunch of Has-Beens and Z-Listers says – reply to this

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These people are a bunch of has-beens and nobodies that people couldn't care less about. The only reason they showed up is to get more publicity on your site.

BTW, why does Marc Jacobs insist on dating men young enough to be his son? Doesn't the moron know they're just using him for money?
Tel says – reply to this

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wow super zzzzzzzz-list
carla says – reply to this

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pretzel, i'm really glad you had a nice birthday
M says – reply to this

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Marc Jacobs boyfriend does not look hot. Sorry. Average at best. and Fuck, what's up with their sandals. EVERY GUY…. SANDALS ARE FOR THE BEACH. I don't want to see your nasty ass.
Tricia says – reply to this

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ur hair looks really good like that! it makes u look slimmer
SCOTT W. says – reply to this

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Perez, I normally think you look so trashy but you look actually handsome and the hair and makeup look good!
heatherrr says – reply to this

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happy birthday to my favorite queen! lookin slender perez!
Claire says – reply to this

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WOW!!!

PEREZ WITH THAT YOU LOOK SOO NICEEE!!
Almost Descent

KEEP IT FOREVER!!! LoL
Jennifer Garza says – reply to this

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Damn Perez! I was SO supposed to be there!
LizzieHead says – reply to this

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Aww, I love the new hair, so good on you hon!!
Happy Birthday Perez!!
bella says – reply to this

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happy birthday perezzz!
looks like you had a greatt time!
you're looking very good too!
are you exercising?
you are glowing perez!
Mommy in Missouri says – reply to this

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Is it just me or is Heidi starting to look like Lady Elaine Fairchild from the Mr. Rogers show???
Cassie says – reply to this

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That looked like so much fun…and I like your latest hair-do…
alice says – reply to this

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wow, you look good perez. looks like you lost weights. keep this look!
Marvin says – reply to this

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Wow Milonakis.. You can TRY to look like Jarvis Cocker, but it just doesn't work fella. Can you say inimitable?
Stick to wearing long t-shirts and "glassesless"
jm says – reply to this

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i love ur makeup perez
Canadialand Sarah says – reply to this

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Happy Birthday!!! Looks like you had a great party, Perez bb! Love the new 'do, lookin' fab!!!
tara236 says – reply to this

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I'm jealous Perez. Just jealous. Ok, I'm glad you had so much fun!!!!

OBAMA '08
dominican mami says – reply to this

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¡Feliz cumpleaños Perez! Te deso muchos años de más felicidad.
f says – reply to this

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it looks like you had so much fun at your extravagant birthday party! feliz quince parte dos
jamesbrown says – reply to this

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Love the new hair Perez!!! I just turned 30 as well! It is a great age!
Corinne says – reply to this

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Happy birthday Perez! I love you!
deejay says – reply to this

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A parade of nobodies and hasbeens. Hooray for you.
jamamama says – reply to this

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why do you look so skinny? are you on a diet or are you dying from a disease??
yiya says – reply to this

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happy birthday!! you looked great con tu guayabera lol, and so nice that you represented us cubans!!
La Vida Loca says – reply to this

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awww sounds yum! happy belated bday Perez!!! hope you have a great year! a great decade!!!
Jessie says – reply to this

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I thought Mark Jacobs was dating that older guy and they wanted children. Am I thinking of the wrong guy?
Dale says – reply to this

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Perez, you look amazing! Have you been working out? The hair is great, so's the attire. Looks like a brilliant bash!
Melanie says – reply to this

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It's funny, everyone at your birthday is a D-lister in desperate need of some type of publicity. Where's the A-list acts? Where's The A-list stars? Where's the refund for having wasted time looking at this stupid post.
kyle says – reply to this

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perez,

the new hair looks like a toupee. love the color tho.

also…kudos on keeping up with the new diet/workout routine. keep it up.
Gabe says – reply to this

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YOU LUUUUUCKY ONE!
LOVE YOU DIRTY WHORE
lathy says – reply to this

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How long has this perezhilton site been around seriously? Was he a no one when this site began?
Aimbee-ql says – reply to this

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Actually, I'm kind of surprised he's picking up hot women online. Yesterday, I saw his profile on "million airefr iends. com". He is popular there.
mybdaywas322 says – reply to this

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hey perez! happy birthday to you!!! mine JUST passed too (3/22), woo, aries represent!!! looks like you had fun but ewww why did you have speidi there?
yea says – reply to this

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perez, you look great!
lost weight?
:] happy birthdayyyyyy
sromeo says – reply to this

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Perez, I gave up your site for Lent. Let's hope it quelched my addiction some, eh? Have to say though, there were some pretty legit guests at your b-day, hope it was a good one.

P.S. Andy Milonakis looks like an old lesbian.
Ellie says – reply to this

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I'm so jealous you got an ice cream cake!!! OMG I want one for my bday.
And I think is so sweet you mentioned your family and your future family awww.

So.. Feliz cumpleaños! Con cariño, desde México.

P.S. lol @ Spencer & Heidi
jojo says – reply to this

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Wow what a party! I must say Perez that you looked GREAT! Love the outfit and the hair. Way to celebrate 30 looking fabulous! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
xoxo
preston says – reply to this

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perez u lookin fab lately baby!!!
hooray for marc jacobs: new man way hotter dan whts his name.
JT says – reply to this

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Perez your party looked like so much fun !!! I wish I was there!! You looked fabulous as well, you look like you've lost weight and I absolutely love the hair!! I was thinking you should go more natural and I'm glad you did, you looked soo handsome! I use tons of exclamation points!!
Nurse Outfit says – reply to this

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Why the hell did you dress like a male nurse???
mtg says – reply to this

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That's how I want to spend my 30th Birthday!! Surrounded by fake people who hate my guts.
yeah says – reply to this

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Whaaaaaaaaat?!!! DAMN GIRL Thirty looks good on you and you radiate (am i saying this aloud) HEALTH in these pictures. Keep up the fun site, new twists, y mucho more. Consider this your thirty spanks, fwap fwap fwap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesse says – reply to this

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luving the 'do.
brown looks sooo good on you, fer real.
Candy O says – reply to this

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Glad you had a rocking Party!!

Feliz Cumpleanos - unos dias tarde!
mzpjjackson says – reply to this

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OMG BITCH!!! You look so fuckin' fabulous!! HAPPY B'DAY MAMI!!
KendallQ says – reply to this

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happy birthday perez!! looks like you had a blast, love you and all the pics! xoxo
maggie says – reply to this

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damn awesome freakin' party perez!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! and many more to come
Maggie says – reply to this

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stop hating bitches! you wish celebs came to your boring ass parties hahaha Congrats Perez!!! keep on rockin' muahhhhh
fiercebitch says – reply to this

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happy birthday!
Hottie19 says – reply to this

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i cant believe anyone came to your birthday party. The only reason anyone was there is becuase they want you to write nice things about them. Oooo yeah and loose some more weight you still look fat, and ur hair still looks like shit, and white is for skinny people.
lola says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, It looks like you had a great b-day. You are looking great and yor hair looks good and fashionable too. I normally think that you look like shit, but you looked so nice here. Congrats to the person who did the makeover…they did one hell of a job
Randi says – reply to this

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Oh my GOD! Teddy is such a cutie!
Gary B says – reply to this

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You got kissed by Marc Jacobs! Jealous! And his boyf is a hottie! Aww such cute couple.
Can I please represent the New Zealand contingent next year? Thanks babe. I'll be ferosh. Luv ya! *Blow kisses*
Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Who Is This Good-Looking Clean-Shaven Well-Dressed Handsome Man says – reply to this

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Perez, you look great. Have you lost weight? Or just wearing more flattering clothes. Nice outfit. Nice hair. Nice shave. How about staying that way, Stud-Muffin.
eww says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST

when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Rabid Birdie says – reply to this

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…AND THANK GOD (!!!) FOR YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE! You look so much better. Happy birthday Perez
Chloe Smith says – reply to this

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happy birthday!! You were glowing love the facial Dawnyel and Chloe
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST

when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
whoaaaaa says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST

when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
stephanie says – reply to this

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Wow. Now that you are getting a lot more undeserved attention, you are kissing major ass instead of insulting like you used to (when you were cool.) Now you're just another big fat ugly ass-kissing slob.

Barf.
heyhihelllooooo says – reply to this

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ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST

when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Ana Maria says – reply to this

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Happy B-day Perez! Thank God your hair color is normal…Bitch lost a lot of weight and looks hot!
HAPPPY BDAY PEREZZZZ!!! says – reply to this

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Heidi has the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugliest TROUT POUT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY-GET YOUR CHIN SAWED DOWN!
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Bronx Chic says – reply to this

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W0w perez u look hawt!!!
MP says – reply to this

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Echale, Perez, rocking the guayabera! I love your new hair, KEEP IT!! And Happy Cumpleaños!
Nelson says – reply to this

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Your hair looks better, but for all the nagging you do about others stylists, you should do a lot better Perez! Glad you had a good b-day though!
michelle says – reply to this

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your day and the next year is just A+++ fantastic as you are!!! Cant imagine a day without you!!!! You are looking so awesome. Great job on the hair and weight loss. Your party looked like fun.
Mario Perez says – reply to this

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some of you said thet this nature's abort was like " skinny" hahahhah … poor little things..
this fat ass is looking just the same.. with a new wig.. that's all.. and oh, this mouth… i guess that lots of cocs may enter there at the same time.. HILARIOUS..
Kyle says – reply to this

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AUSTIN??? He's is such a god damn hoe!!!
I dont know what MJ is thinking but most of these guys he calls his bf are more like fuck buddies.
Models nowadays are nasty!! Go check him out at b1models.com
I knew austin from some time ago but ewwww
CutTheShitPerez says – reply to this

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Damn Perez, you look pretty good and Teddy is a hottie. Love him to death

Dont get involved with some emotionally abusive fucker that makes your start binge eating, because once you get thin, those horny fags are going to want to take advantage of you and they are some mean mother fuckers.

Happy birthday,
Ana says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! Happy Birthday! Omg sooo. you looked amazing! Did you lose weight? You hair looks great back to normal!

Side note:Heidi looks wayyy too skinny! EW
Debbie says – reply to this

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Perez, you're looking fabulous!
tehZlist says – reply to this

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Wow, Z-list central.

Marc Jacobs was the only a/B-lister there
lulu says – reply to this

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wow. i can't believe people really waste their time reading a site by a person they hate and then bashing you, perez. I personally LOVE you and wish you only the best. You look amaaaaaazing (keep up the workouts!) and i've been a big fan of yours for the past 3 years, baby..and will continue to be for many more! : )
Liz says – reply to this

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I can't believe you rag on Mariah about her wardrobe. It's looks like you just got done with your shift at the hospital.
grace says – reply to this

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YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE! AND WAY BETTER THAN BEFORE..THANK GOD U GOT RID OF THE ORANGE CRAP!!
chris says – reply to this

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austin is ugly… marc should have chose me!!!!
Measimo says – reply to this

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Happy Birrrthday Perez!!! We loves you because you are simply the BEST! And I mean that.