Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
It was our Quinceañera (Part 2). Our big super-ridiculous-amazing 30th birthday bash. And it was better than anything we could have dreamed of when we were a little kid in Miami!
Saturday night, we converted the ballroom at the Beverly Wilshire (yeah, the Pretty Woman hotel) into our very own Cuban paradise.
Palm trees lined the room and Le Tourment Vert absinthe flowed freely! Empanadas were passed around and our friends from all over the world flew in for the special occasion. And, most importantly, it was the first time in years that Perez got to spend his birthday with his mom and sister. That was truly special, to share that with them. And with Teddy Hilton too!
We were honored to have DJ A.M. spin for us, as well as Mighty Mi, the resident DJ at Blush in Las Vegas and one of our faves in the world.
The performers that we lined up were truly special as well. Wowing the audience were the Tony-nominated duo of Kiki & Herb, as well as the side show acts of The Brothers Grim.
Gloria Estefan even sent us a special birthday video message!
What an AMAZING way to kick off 30!
This next decade is gonna be even better than the last. We know it. We can't wait for 35! Hopefully we will be well on our way to starting our family by then.
Perez wants to be the gay Angelina! Momma Perez can't wait to be a grandma!
Our dear dear friend, fashion legend Mister Marc Jacobs, who came in from New York for our bday.
Dannii Minogue. Danni Minogue!!!!!! Eat your hearts out, homos!
Hairspray hottie and one of the nicest girls in Young Hollywood, our friend Miz Amanda Bynes.
We love gifts….especially from Gucci!
M.J. showed off his super hot new boyfriend, Austin.
If only Jerry O'Connell weren't married and straight! Yum yum! He's such a nice guy! And a fellow NYU alum!
Spencer & Heidi came to rock out and enjoy our beef empanadas.
Speidi came bearing booze. Love that!
The Hills star Frankie Delgado was there. A little birdie tells us he's dating Kimberly from the Pussycat Dolls.
Nick Cannon was wild'n'out at our party!
Our friend and a fellow Aries, DJ A.M.
Khloe Kardashian, looking way hotter than Chyna.
Singer, songwriter, sexy bitch, Katy Perry.
Le Tourment Vert absinthe was one of the major hits of the party.
Dirty Sexy Money star Candis Cayne came AND performed a number. Gorgeous!!!
The Insider's Victoria Recaño gets carried away!
Andy Milonakis really got into Kiki & Herb's act. He sorta interrupted them, but they went with the flow!
Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan represented the U.K. contingent!
Mega music producer Rodney Jerkins. Darkchild!
We're bringin' 80s back! Tiffany danced with Perez to her hit song "I Think We're Alone Now."
Britney's colorist, and our stylist and friend as well, Kim Vo. Nice shirt!
Our huge Cuban flag birthday cake….made out of ice cream!!!! From Baskin Robbins.
[Most of the photos by Chris Polk via WireImage, and a few via WENN as well.]
Thank You
It Was Magical!
Talk about Z-listers!
Looks like everybody who is a nobody was there except for moi!
Hoo hoo hoo! Gimme a banana! >:O
happy birthday our dearest perezito! the world loves you! ^_^
wow
Aw perez you are lookin sexxaayyy! I love amanda she looks like a down to earth chick so glad to hear that she is nice
HAPPY BDAY!! MWA
Looking good Perez!
let go of the dogs pecker.
Hope you had fun!
I love the new hair color, perez. hott party
Perez you look hot and the weight great job on losing it
omg did you lose weight?? lookin good, perez!!
perez, you're so cute and fun! I want to go shopping with u sometime like you could be my gay best friend. oh, and ur more natural hair is way flattering!! You rock my world:-)
damn perez!! happy bday!!!
Looks like a cool party.
first!
seriously? was anybody famous there?
I mean all the people are below z listers.
Perez, you look fantastic! You up staged all them bitches; teddy too!
:) your hair looks nice
Perez!! You look SO GOOD. Your hair is amazing and you just look great all around. Way to bring on the 30s with a bang! Happy Birthday! Love you!
Heidi needs to lay off the plastic surgery!
HAPPY BDAY PEREZ!
These people are a bunch of has-beens and nobodies that people couldn't care less about. The only reason they showed up is to get more publicity on your site.
BTW, why does Marc Jacobs insist on dating men young enough to be his son? Doesn't the moron know they're just using him for money?
wow super zzzzzzzz-list
pretzel, i'm really glad you had a nice birthday
Marc Jacobs boyfriend does not look hot. Sorry. Average at best. and Fuck, what's up with their sandals. EVERY GUY…. SANDALS ARE FOR THE BEACH. I don't want to see your nasty ass.
ur hair looks really good like that! it makes u look slimmer
Perez, I normally think you look so trashy but you look actually handsome and the hair and makeup look good!
happy birthday to my favorite queen! lookin slender perez!
WOW!!!
PEREZ WITH THAT YOU LOOK SOO NICEEE!!
Almost Descent
KEEP IT FOREVER!!! LoL
Damn Perez! I was SO supposed to be there!
Aww, I love the new hair, so good on you hon!!
Happy Birthday Perez!!
happy birthday perezzz!
looks like you had a greatt time!
you're looking very good too!
are you exercising?
you are glowing perez!
Is it just me or is Heidi starting to look like Lady Elaine Fairchild from the Mr. Rogers show???
That looked like so much fun…and I like your latest hair-do…
wow, you look good perez. looks like you lost weights. keep this look!
Wow Milonakis.. You can TRY to look like Jarvis Cocker, but it just doesn't work fella. Can you say inimitable?
Stick to wearing long t-shirts and "glassesless"
i love ur makeup perez
Happy Birthday!!! Looks like you had a great party, Perez bb! Love the new 'do, lookin' fab!!!
I'm jealous Perez. Just jealous. Ok, I'm glad you had so much fun!!!!
OBAMA '08
¡Feliz cumpleaños Perez! Te deso muchos años de más felicidad.
it looks like you had so much fun at your extravagant birthday party! feliz quince parte dos
Love the new hair Perez!!! I just turned 30 as well! It is a great age!
Happy birthday Perez! I love you!
A parade of nobodies and hasbeens. Hooray for you.
why do you look so skinny? are you on a diet or are you dying from a disease??
happy birthday!! you looked great con tu guayabera lol, and so nice that you represented us cubans!!
awww sounds yum! happy belated bday Perez!!! hope you have a great year! a great decade!!!
I thought Mark Jacobs was dating that older guy and they wanted children. Am I thinking of the wrong guy?
Perez, you look amazing! Have you been working out? The hair is great, so's the attire. Looks like a brilliant bash!
It's funny, everyone at your birthday is a D-lister in desperate need of some type of publicity. Where's the A-list acts? Where's The A-list stars? Where's the refund for having wasted time looking at this stupid post.
perez,
the new hair looks like a toupee. love the color tho.
also…kudos on keeping up with the new diet/workout routine. keep it up.
YOU LUUUUUCKY ONE!
LOVE YOU DIRTY WHORE
How long has this perezhilton site been around seriously? Was he a no one when this site began?
Actually, I'm kind of surprised he's picking up hot women online. Yesterday, I saw his profile on "million airefr iends. com". He is popular there.
hey perez! happy birthday to you!!! mine JUST passed too (3/22), woo, aries represent!!! looks like you had fun but ewww why did you have speidi there?
perez, you look great!
lost weight?
:] happy birthdayyyyyy
Perez, I gave up your site for Lent. Let's hope it quelched my addiction some, eh? Have to say though, there were some pretty legit guests at your b-day, hope it was a good one.
P.S. Andy Milonakis looks like an old lesbian.
I'm so jealous you got an ice cream cake!!! OMG I want one for my bday.
and your future family awww.
And I think is so sweet you mentioned your family
So.. Feliz cumpleaños! Con cariño, desde México.
P.S. lol @ Spencer & Heidi
Wow what a party! I must say Perez that you looked GREAT! Love the outfit and the hair. Way to celebrate 30 looking fabulous! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
xoxo
perez u lookin fab lately baby!!!
hooray for marc jacobs: new man way hotter dan whts his name.
Perez your party looked like so much fun !!! I wish I was there!! You looked fabulous as well, you look like you've lost weight and I absolutely love the hair!! I was thinking you should go more natural and I'm glad you did, you looked soo handsome! I use tons of exclamation points!!
Why the hell did you dress like a male nurse???
That's how I want to spend my 30th Birthday!! Surrounded by fake people who hate my guts.
Whaaaaaaaaat?!!! DAMN GIRL Thirty looks good on you and you radiate (am i saying this aloud) HEALTH in these pictures. Keep up the fun site, new twists, y mucho more. Consider this your thirty spanks, fwap fwap fwap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luving the 'do.
brown looks sooo good on you, fer real.
Glad you had a rocking Party!!
Feliz Cumpleanos - unos dias tarde!
OMG BITCH!!! You look so fuckin' fabulous!! HAPPY B'DAY MAMI!!
happy birthday perez!! looks like you had a blast, love you and all the pics! xoxo
damn awesome freakin' party perez!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! and many more to come
stop hating bitches! you wish celebs came to your boring ass parties hahaha Congrats Perez!!! keep on rockin' muahhhhh
happy birthday!
i cant believe anyone came to your birthday party. The only reason anyone was there is becuase they want you to write nice things about them. Oooo yeah and loose some more weight you still look fat, and ur hair still looks like shit, and white is for skinny people.
Hey Perez, It looks like you had a great b-day. You are looking great and yor hair looks good and fashionable too. I normally think that you look like shit, but you looked so nice here. Congrats to the person who did the makeover…they did one hell of a job
Oh my GOD! Teddy is such a cutie!
You got kissed by Marc Jacobs! Jealous! And his boyf is a hottie! Aww such cute couple.
Can I please represent the New Zealand contingent next year? Thanks babe. I'll be ferosh. Luv ya! *Blow kisses*
Perez, you look great. Have you lost weight? Or just wearing more flattering clothes. Nice outfit. Nice hair. Nice shave. How about staying that way, Stud-Muffin.
ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST
when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
…AND THANK GOD (!!!) FOR YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE!
You look so much better. Happy birthday Perez
happy birthday!! You were glowing love the facial Dawnyel and Chloe
ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST
when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST
when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Wow. Now that you are getting a lot more undeserved attention, you are kissing major ass instead of insulting like you used to (when you were cool.) Now you're just another big fat ugly ass-kissing slob.
Barf.
ewwwwwwwwwww speidiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
fuck lauren and audrina and everyone else on the hills- and the hills in general. but SPEIDI IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORST
when you interviewed them, did you ask heidi about her stupid looking lips and huge chin??? oh and her fishy va jay jay???? hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
Happy B-day Perez! Thank God your hair color is normal…Bitch lost a lot of weight and looks hot!
Heidi has the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugliest TROUT POUT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY-GET YOUR CHIN SAWED DOWN!
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W0w perez u look hawt!!!
Echale, Perez, rocking the guayabera! I love your new hair, KEEP IT!! And Happy Cumpleaños!
Your hair looks better, but for all the nagging you do about others stylists, you should do a lot better Perez! Glad you had a good b-day though!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your day and the next year is just A+++ fantastic as you are!!! Cant imagine a day without you!!!! You are looking so awesome. Great job on the hair and weight loss. Your party looked like fun.
some of you said thet this nature's abort was like " skinny" hahahhah … poor little things..
this fat ass is looking just the same.. with a new wig.. that's all.. and oh, this mouth… i guess that lots of cocs may enter there at the same time.. HILARIOUS..
AUSTIN??? He's is such a god damn hoe!!!
I dont know what MJ is thinking but most of these guys he calls his bf are more like fuck buddies.
Models nowadays are nasty!! Go check him out at b1models.com
I knew austin from some time ago but ewwww
Damn Perez, you look pretty good and Teddy is a hottie. Love him to death
Dont get involved with some emotionally abusive fucker that makes your start binge eating, because once you get thin, those horny fags are going to want to take advantage of you and they are some mean mother fuckers.
Happy birthday,
Hey Perez! Happy Birthday! Omg sooo. you looked amazing! Did you lose weight? You hair looks great back to normal!
Side note:Heidi looks wayyy too skinny! EW
Perez, you're looking fabulous!
Wow, Z-list central.
Marc Jacobs was the only a/B-lister there
wow. i can't believe people really waste their time reading a site by a person they hate and then bashing you, perez. I personally LOVE you and wish you only the best. You look amaaaaaazing (keep up the workouts!) and i've been a big fan of yours for the past 3 years, baby..and will continue to be for many more! : )
I can't believe you rag on Mariah about her wardrobe. It's looks like you just got done with your shift at the hospital.
YOUR HAIR LOOKS SUPER CUTE! AND WAY BETTER THAN BEFORE..THANK GOD U GOT RID OF THE ORANGE CRAP!!
austin is ugly… marc should have chose me!!!!
Happy Birrrthday Perez!!! We loves you because you are simply the BEST! And I mean that.