In Bed With Jordan
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Jordan, Inc. continues to amaze us!
Former booby model Katie Price has unveiled a collection of stuff for the boudoir. No, it's not the previously announced sex toy collection. It's bed linens!
The bedding collection can only be picked up at the UK chain store Matalan (looks like the US equiv of a Kohl's).
Jordan's already got a perfume line, a series of children's books, a lingerie and swimsuit line, several memoirs, a line of flatirons, and a fitness DVD.
What could possibly be next?
Does she have her own line of self-tanner yet????
Laxatives. We think her own laxatives should definitely be next for Jordan!
[Image via WENN.]
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If You Are Easily Offended…
I would have sex with her.
many times.
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TOUCH MY BODY
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I'd buy it!
second!!
cunt
That reminds me, lambs - Madonna (featuring Justin Timberlake) is released in the US today. Love, Mariah x
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TOUCH MY BODY
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-MichaeL
jordan is soooooooooooo much better than Jodie Marsh tits
FORMER BOOBY MODEL IS NOW JUST A PLAIN BOOB
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"TOUCH MY BODY"
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she has written several memoirs? How many lives has she lived?
One Word..FAKE!!
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TOUCH MY BODY
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She has a perfume line? What's the scent? I'm guessing a delightful mixture of malt liquor and stale cigarette smoke. And I'm willing to bet it's sold exclusively at vending machines in the hallways of seedy pay-by-the-hour motels, right next to the ice machine.
who is this person????
SHES GORGEOUS
This is good news for you Perez. You can buy a strap on dildo and hide it under your pants to make you look like you actually have a dick down there.
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how bout her own line of douches cause that skank has had so much dik in that fish hole she could use some or maybe some chap stick for the stretch marks on her lips i read a few of her books what a loose brod
Matalan is way more down market than Kohls. Maybe Kmart equivelant
Re: amycakes –
I know! Wasn't there an OK! feature on his accident when he burnt his leg? Which, quite shockingly, happened when he wasn't being watched and just wandered off.
sweet necktie ha
HAHA.
Matalan.
thats like cheeaaap.
i dunno what kohls is but matalan is like SHIT.
Re: the immortal bathog –
with your big ten inch
if she does put out a line of laxatives, you should definitely stock up on them you fat fuck!!!! it amazes me the shit that you talk about all these people when you look the way you do. you truly are one of the most hideous people ive ever seen
Re: the immortal bathog –
huh???
Re: Perez Is A Fat Cow –
and your ass suckz buttermilk bitch..takez
a fucking cow to know
a fucking cow…u azzhole.
Why would you go to your promo photo shoot, looking like you're covering up a broken nose? Sheesh, it's the same thing with Rumer Willis' GIGANTIC knees. Cover that $hit up! Holy frijoles!
She looks a lot better than she did on that reality show I give her that. She's looking more American.
Re: how many timez????? – probably just once. and it would be quick. like about 14 seconds. the bathog is aging. p.s. try 13 inches
EWE- THIS SITE IS A RAGING BORE NOW! i DONT WANT OR NEED ANY MORE FAG PIX OF THE BLOWHARD QUEEN- i JUST WANT TO SEE TALENTED PEOPLE- NOT A BIG HEADED COW NAMED PEREZ- WHAT A FOOL
she looks like a giant version of an oompah loompah…hideous!
Re: Alicia –
i know. he's always injuring himself but somehow the social have never been called. she's too self centred to look after a disabled kid. it's funny how she's managed to make poor little harvey look guilty for making his own mother put up with him. we shouldn't sympathise with her either. i remember the photos of her rolling out of clubs completely wasted when she was pregnant with him. and we're meant to feel sorry for her because he's disabled?
Oh I love all the hating when it comes to her. You guys are so pathetic. People only hate on her cause they cant live the life that she does. And for people saying that she uses her disabled son for publicity, you are sadly mistaken! You are just hating because you know that anything that she touches turns to gold and sells like water in Georgia when there is a drout! Get over it! Katie Price friggin rocks!!! Go KP!!!
Uuuhh…Perez. Didn't you say a few weeks back that you'd never heard of Kohl's and had no idea what it was while bashing someone else? Hmmmmmmm…..
omg I Saw britney spears on friday, no papparazzi around, which was cool, I got so nervous tho… I wasn't able to do anything… Just stand there looking like an idiot, She is Sooo much prettier than they make her look on tv or magazines… wow… I would sooooo do her.
Re: amycakes –
Thats funny! Maybe you should read some of her books so that you can get your fact straight!!! For one…when Harvey got burnt New Years Social Services did come out to thier house and investigate and question people and they left because they found nothing wrong that it was jsut a fluck accident. And two I would love to see those pictures of her rolling out of clubs drunk while she was pregnant with him. Cause I havent ever seen them. Plus if you woulf have read her first Auto them you would read the part that her OBGYN stated that there was nothing that she did that cause HArvey to have all the disabilities. That it is a problem with his genes….which is obviously a bad gene from the douche Dwight. Plus in other interviews her OBGYN himself stated that there was nothing that she has dont while pregnant to cause Harveys disablities. You guys make me laugh!!! I love the 'facts' that you guys have!! They are hilarious!!!! Read her books and read her interviews…the ones that SHE does not the ones that say 'exclusive Jordan…' and she isnt even doing the interview. Get your facts right….save yourself the embarassment!!! LOL!! Go KP!!
she would do me. many times.
I'll buy whatever it she's selling and if I can play with her tits i'll buy 2
SHE HAS A HUGEEEEEE NOSE!!!
THATS SO SAD CONSIDERING SHE HAS HAD A CPL NOSE JOBS!
I GUESS THE PLASTIC SURGEONS IN THE UK ARENT VERY GOOD
I know nothing about her or her disabled child, but why do these women insist that looking like a tall version of an oompa loompa is pretty?? Orange is not a color for human beings??? it just looks cheap and nasty.
I think she is really ugly , orange and looks like a lion that ad she is holding doesn't help either.
Re: JENNY – Nose? Does she have a nose? Oh yeah, there it is right above her two big beautiful tits.
oh god, matalan is so budget
Re: JENNY –
Re: so what – please reference me when you use my descriptions (oompa loompa was used when i referred to coco a short time ago)
Matalan is cheap and nasty, just like Jordan!!
Re: Amy –
you know what's sad? you're admitting to reading her autobiographies (why do you need more than one at her age?) and actually buying them in the first place. try reading something more worthwhile. no wonder our country is going to rack and ruin. no wonder it takes me 5 attempts to change my address with various companies - they're all being run by thick, ignorant, uneducated retards like you who actually condone the behaviour of so-called celebrities like jordan. let's hope education prevails and dickheads like you won't end up running this place.
Good for her! Using her boobies and brains instead of releasing sex tapes and fucking boys.
I think the publicity that Katie price does with harvey is good, she is showing that even celebs can bring up a disabled child! Plus everything that harvey doesnt use no more she gives to charity to children with the same disabilitys as harvery, so she isnt that bad after all.
Her laxative should be named after you Perez ’cause you're the shit!
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OK IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS CHICK LOOK OLD ALREADY.
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.MAYBE IT'S ALL THE TANNING.
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OR LATE NIGHT PARTIES.
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.HOW OLD IS SHE ACTUALLY CUZ SHE LOOKS ABOUT 42. DAYUMM.
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SUCKS TO BE HER!!!!!!!!!!
This chick has a line of children's books? What are they about??? How to get noticed by the media by having an American Reality show about how stupid you are? And by stupid we mean DUMB!
Re: amycakes –
I agree with you so much, her autobiographries are her own point, so there bound to be one sided towards her. Did you see the ex-nanny's story in one of the Sunday papers? Some (if not all) of that must of been true, she would of known Jordan would of sued her ass into 2009 if she came out with all of that stuff and it turned out to be lies. Jordan is nothing more than a cheap slag, I give her and Peter 3 years max.
who is this again
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, I LIKE HER WITH DARK HAIR.IWOULD EAT THE CORN FROM HER MASHED POTATO';S
Her next product in development is a kit marketed for "Fun Couples." It contains: anal-hair bleaching creme, and a home clit-piercing gun. Also contains a coloring book of Jordan and her swarthy, greasy husband.
While I appreciate that Katie writes a decent column for OK and has authored a book, I don't support her move to invade our shores and impose herself upon us a la Posh and Becks. They are all U.K. phenomena and should stay there.
We don't lack TV figures with enhanced, large breasts. Stay home and grab Peter's gyro-licious man-parts and raise Harvey and the babies, but please, we don't need another flippant sexpot.
Her bed linens are actually nice though
Re: Alicia – i saw some of her "reality" show and you could just tell from the footage what a self absored thick bitch she is. her mum is looking after her kids most of the time, not her. i feel sorry for pete. he's obviously in love with her if he's managed to stay with her and look after harvey for so long. it shows that he's a bigger person than we give him credit for.
TONE DOWN THE TANNER, GIRLIE!
Who the hell is she and who the hell cares.
Who is she and why does she continue to peddle her cheap shit? Better still. who's buying it?!??
ive already got it! love it!
Re: the immortal bathog – what I mean is, I would have sex with her brother. If he would have me. If he likes fat guys who are unemployed. If he has very poor eyesight, and is willing to meet me in a dark room. For money. If I had any.
this is pre-nose-job!!!
SHE HAS THE NOSE OF A RETIRED PRIZE FIGHTER
Not sure who she is, but she's….well, orange.
Re: JENNY –
A) This is an old picture taken before she had her nose job.
B) She had her surgery done in the States, not the UK.
C) You're a knob.
bleaaaarrrggghhh!!!
fuckin ugly talentless skanky slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: bathog –
to be that big. Obama has a small pee pee.
Wow!! She has too much makeup on!! It looks caked on!!
Childrens Books?!?
She is so fuckin hott! Her bitchy attitude is also a big turn on.
Looks like she got hit in the face with a big black cock..what the fuck happened to her nose??
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DOESN'T SHE HAVE FRIENDS THAT TELL HER SHE'S ORANGE AND NOT A NICE GOLDEN BEACH TAN???
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I WONDER IF SHE HAS THAT FAKE ASS TAN SMELL. YUCKY STINKY
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If her tits were real and firm, she'd be stunning. Topless, she has four inches of flat breastbone "cleavage".
Perez u need a new picture. She was on live TV today and she looks so much better
Re: JENNY – Yeah shes had her nose done in the US and her latest boobs, and guess what they got botched! Also why do US Stars come to the UK for surgery. O and she got new Veneers and theyve messed her teeth up, good old LA surgeons eh?
Re: toy – Looking more american, what the fuck is that? Fake?
I just don't understand the UK's fascination with this woman!
Kohl's is very upscale compared to Matalan LOL
…and coochie cleaners! she definetly needs to make some of those.
pit stain
wHO IS THIS CHECK!!!!!!!!???????
ANYWAYS SHE BUTT UGLY…….. FOR REAL
I can't believe she got her breasts done but forgot to get that nose fixed.
Who does her makeup? I just LUV that chopped goose liver look!
In all seriousness, who is this Jordan person and what is it she if famous for?
Re: Bathog=boycrazy – tricky. clever. tricky and clever. everyone has been fooled. coward.
Re: amycakes –
lmao!
does she have a pre cumstained linen set? all the little whores of america NEED that. you know what I'm sayin bra?
She looks like a tranny.
Keep going Joran….you are terrifc. And a survivor….God knows no one thinks you have to earn that badge. And, we know you`ll be around for a long, long time.
MATALAN IS TACKY AND SO IS SHE! SHE IS A DISGRACE TO OUR COUNTRY
Re: Isabelle Cooley – i know u
Well done Jordan, you are a big success and people love you, Including me, It was a pleasure meeting you.
I WANT HER TO DO A JUMBO-BRA LINE!!!!!! I HAVE 34-Fs!!! and they"re all mine … no reason to lie here!
REGULAR BRAS SUCK FOR WOMEN LIKE ME!!! I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR A FUCKING TANK TOP WITH CLEAVAGE FOR A CHANGE!
JORDAN, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE FOR TITS … SHARE YOUR BRA SECRETS!!!
I WANT TO SEE HER PUT OUT A JUMBO-BRA LINE!!!!
I'M A REAL 34-F (for "fuckin' huge") AND UNLIKE FAKE BOOBS, MINE MOVE AROUND A LOT WHEN I DO. I WOULD LOVE TO WEAR A FUCKING TANK TOP WITH CLEAVAGE FOR ONCE!!!!!!
Oh and for all you assholes out there, NO I'm not a fatass, I'm a size 4 goddammit!!
Re: so what – You are so right on that. I truly agree with you.
Maybe she is the Oompa Loompa Queen!