Ouch and Ewww

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Poor Priscilla Presley. The girl Elvis fell in love with has had her face botched by a quack!

It explains so much.

According to reports, fake doctor Daniel Serrano proclaimed to Priscilla P. in 2003 that he could treat her with a miracle drug that was better than Botox.

You know what that drug was? An industrial, low-grade silicone — similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, Serrano's home country.

Priscilla wasn't Serrano's only victim. Apparently, 'Dr. Jiffy Lube' also treated friends of Shawn King (wife of talker Larry King) and Diane Richie (Lionel Richie's former wife) at injection parties!

The injections caused lumps, paralysis and holes in the faces of some of the women (and some men) injected by Serrano.

He has been convicted for all this shadiness, and last week he was released and is currently being investigated by federal immigration officials and could be deported.

Should be!

Diane Richie was also indicted as a Serrano accomplice. She pled out and was placed on probation.

Priscilla is supposedly undergoing corrective work.

Lesson to learn — if you must mess with your face, only use FDA approved shizz!

And make sure your doctor is legit!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm / Email this  »

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    1. DOH says – reply to this


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      yeah

    2. leelee says – reply to this


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      no wonder she was looking bogus-

    3. sdfasf says – reply to this


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      first

    4. tamzin says – reply to this


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      …and please dress for your age! yuck

    5. BellaY says – reply to this


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      What's so wrong with aging gracefully?

    6. c-dawg says – reply to this


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      first again? woooo biffle i

    7. jane says – reply to this


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      HER FACE WAS ALREADY BOTCHED

    8. carolyna says – reply to this


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      she's hot thoughhh

    9. The D says – reply to this


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      That explains so much! Her face was looking crazy weird last week! That sucks for her!

    10. daniel says – reply to this


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      Doesn't help that she's a million years old.

    11. Jenny says – reply to this


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      Serves them all right!!

    12. Genevieve says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!

    13. Hyde says – reply to this


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      She WAS a beautiful woman-why mess around in the first place?? Not a lot of sympathy here.

    14. Liddy says – reply to this


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      OK, she WAS hot ONCE. It's over now. Accept your age please. I feel no sympathy for her.

    15. K says – reply to this


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      awwwwwwww poor girl

    16. Beautiful People says – reply to this


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      7th OR Eigth!!

      Anyway, she looks like MARILYN MANSON!!

    17. ja says – reply to this


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      10

    18. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      So is it safe to assume the following celebs will come forward with the same Doctor.

      Mickey Rourke
      Janis Dickenson
      Cher
      Joan Van Ark
      Racquel Welch
      Joan Rivers
      Wayne Newton

      did I miss anyone

    19. crong says – reply to this


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      I'd still fuck her

    20. t says – reply to this


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      Wow shes sooooooooooooo old! 1st

    21. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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      C'mon Perez. This is kind-a sad. Why'd you have to put Freak Face on there? I feel bad for her, all of them.

    22. Jai de la prada says – reply to this


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      Perez we love From Chile ..

      Kiss for you baby.!

    23. jenMessapotamia says – reply to this


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      someone is being a bad Scientologist

    24. smorf says – reply to this


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      ladies leave your face alone

    25. Missme says – reply to this


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      Thank you Ms. PEREZ for using the term "Supposedly" instead of the gramatically incorrect "Supposubly" an epidemic that seems to be sweeping the nation!!!!! Suuposubly, or supposebly is NOT A WORD FREAKIN IDIOT PEOPLE, and seeing it correctly has become rare.

    26. Countess Tatiana says – reply to this


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      Actually, she doesn't look too bad, if you overlook the ridiculously overinflated collagen-enhanced lips and the blank expression on her face due to an over- abundance of botox in her forehead. The oversize sunglasses are a nice touch–they hide a multitude of sins.

    27. Rosa says – reply to this


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      Re: BellaY
      You got it right. Nothing wrong at all with just letting it happen naturally! And just because it's "FDA-APPROVED" doesn't mean shit. WOMEN: If you are taking The Pill that lets you decide when you are going to have your period, PLEASE STOP. Blood clots a-plenty; someone in my acquaintence just died from a stroke. FDA approvaL means NOTHING.

    28. silly girl says – reply to this


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      You're late on this Perez!

    29. StephW says – reply to this


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      Scavenger Hunt:

      http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff29/Steph_Marvel/Bilde4.png

    30. Peter says – reply to this


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      She becomes fat and ugly!!!
      http://nieuwsmening.nl

    31. white trash says – reply to this


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      Carma is a bitch.

    32. Laura says – reply to this


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      Or accept yourself for how you are?

    33. {itz hill/bill bitchez]]]they r magically deliciouz]]]] says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zhez an effen idiot and

      a vain one…dumbazz dezervez

      whatever zhe got 4/being zo ztupid..

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      obama, count my vote now
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    34. Countess Tatiana says – reply to this


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      Ateention Red Sonja…

      You missed Dyan Cannon ( VERY scary, just a step below the lion-faced woman ) and Farrah Fawcett. I guess we should cut her a break, however, since she's been battling cancer recently. But then again, her fellow "Angel" Jaclyn Smith also had cancer, and now she looks exactly like a younger, slimmer version of J-Lo. It's unbelievable–the woman has to be in her early 60's and she looks no older than 28!! I guess it goes to show that there actually ARE a few skilled plastic surgeons around. You've just got to do your research, I suppose, before sacrificing yourself to the scalpel.

    35. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Dont you think she looks a lot like Chyna now??????

    36. Lulu says – reply to this


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      Take a lesson here Perez and stop getting your teeth bleached by Dr. Clorox P. Peroxide.

    37. j says – reply to this


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      hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    38. Synthia says – reply to this


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      Pereza you are such a vicious queen!!!!! I just loveeee calling you "La Pereza"………..!!!! She still looks better than you!!!! Sorry girl, but she does!!

    39. Synthia says – reply to this


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      "La Pereza"!!

    40. jp says – reply to this


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      awe that really sux for her but honestly i don't think she has a freak face. i actually think she looks pretty. kinda a bit like that bonadouchy's ex wife!

    41. dmd says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHA Thats what you get when you can't except yourself for who you are. These dumb asses deserve to get fucked up in the face for being so stupid. If they had asked me I could have just hit them with a tree branch to the face for a lot less money. fucking idiots

    42. Thought Scientolobots Didn't Use Drugs says – reply to this


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      Guess industrial low-grade silicone is Scientology approved, but not other pharmaceuticals.

    43. Stupid Priscilla says – reply to this


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      When are Americans ever gonna learn? You never trust people from Central OR South America in any way. They do not have the same morals or standards as us Americans. The shambles that their countries are in are the result.

    44. eddy says – reply to this


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      Wow. That explains a whole lot about a whole lot of people whose looks have deteriorated in a certain way over the past 10-20 years.

    45. cambel says – reply to this


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      How could they fall for something like that??? I check out a contractor before I let them in to work on my house….these celebs don't even bother to check out some guy they are going to let work on their FACES?!?!?!?!? Are they insane?!?!?!

    46. Allie says – reply to this


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      HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PRESILLA PRESLEY !!!!!!!!!! she is amazing and you are just jealous she bagged elvis.

    47. joebob says – reply to this


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      WOW! i thought that was Chyna!

    48. age gracefully says – reply to this


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      Or….just allow yourself to age gracefully and NATURALLY like the rest of us and deal with it. What is it with the war against wrinkles? And these 60 year old woman trying to look like their in their 30's. Just age already and be proud! Damn!

    49. cambel says – reply to this


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      Re: Countess Tatiana
      You said """But then again, her fellow "Angel" Jaclyn Smith also had cancer, and now she looks exactly like a younger, slimmer version of J-Lo. It's unbelievable–the woman has to be in her early 60's and she looks no older than 28!!"""

      You are SO RIGHT!!! She was hosting that show Sheer Genius, and my friends and I couldn't believe it!!!! She looks like Charlies Angels was filmed 4 years ago instead of 30 years ago. Either sh has the best DNA in the world or there is at least one plastic surgeon out there who ROCKS!

    50. SuperStarSteve says – reply to this


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      Is she dipped in wax every morning?

    51. laura says – reply to this


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      Ladies! Stop with the fake! Meg Ryan used to look great and would have been fine without all the p-surgery. God made us this way! Have some dignity.

    52. Kelly says – reply to this


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      I guess if you can fall for that Scientology crap, you can fall for anyone's line. It's a shame, she used to be one of the most beautiful women, I thought. She would have aged gracefully but she blew it. Vanity is a killer. Now she looks like the infamous "cat woman". So sad.

    53. anonymous says – reply to this


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      A little spray on tan wouldn't hurt either..lord or at least stop with the ugly hair color. Um, didn't that look go out around 1989. She didn't get the memo? neither did her daughter.
      Find a good colorist.

    54. spud_murphy says – reply to this


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      Id still tap that ass

    55. juliet says – reply to this


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      people should stop trying to look younger than their children….

    56. Farrah Fawcett- Majors says – reply to this


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      Farrah had some odd work done a while ago and now even though she is battling cancer she is back to her gorgeous self. I think it takes time for some of these fillers to disappear. Viva Farrah! Love that bitch!

    57. Jimmy says – reply to this


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      Bobolit strikes again! Stay away from Bobotox, kids!

    58. TOM JONES says – reply to this


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      I thought it was Barrymore. She looks fine, plus she is like what, 70? She looks better than her daughter. She should have worked on her mid section though

    59. Monalicious says – reply to this


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      Put it like this……… these women go out to lunch and spend $100s of bucks on food they hardley touch, pay thousands for a dress, but yet they "cheap-out' and get their faces injected at a friends house? I'm not that stupid! Those parties are one step above going to a "buddy's" house and getting a tattoo or piercing!!! Those are dangerous enough, but letting a stanger stick a needle in your face and inject God knows what, that's just dumb! If I had her money and fame, my happy ass would be in the office of the best doctor in the state!

    60. megs says – reply to this


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      it's really too bad that women feel they have to do this. she was very pretty and started looking this scary way quite a while ago. she danced great tho on DWTS–best of all of them (and the oldest!)

    61. Frankenstein says – reply to this


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      I'm Mexican and I would never go to a Mexican doctor!

    62. stupid old lady says – reply to this


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      where did serrano get his degree, from homeboys r' us i bet.

    63. ty says – reply to this


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      Can you say bootleg drew barrymore! Tisk Tisk, silly rabbit tricks are for kids!

    64. TARD says – reply to this


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      Re: white trash – Especially when it's misspelled

    65. Just Desserts says – reply to this


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      Priscilla is a stupid vain old woman. Why did she go to a Taco belle doctor in the first place if not to save a few bucks. Now her face is ugly forever.

    66. cl says – reply to this


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      It is so sad….she looks like such a mess and seems so insecure wshen she is being interviewed. She acts like a 13 yr old insecure little girl. Hold your head up lady your 60 years old. The act is not cute.

    67. Andrea says – reply to this


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      How about just aging gracefully? Take care of your body so that you don't look like a hag then you won't need to turn to pastic surgery.

    68. Lawzy, Lawzy Miss Scarlett Would You Look At The FreakShow Of A Cabinet That Obama Has Selected says – reply to this


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      Anyone…give it a try…???
      He has this much lauded "plan for change" show me concretely what this first step will be. Right here. Right now.
      Secretary of State — Condoleezza Rice
      Secretary of the Treasury — Henry Paulson
      Secretary of Defense — Robert Gates
      Attorney General — Michael Mukasey
      Secretary of the Interior — Dirk Kempthorne
      Secretary of Agriculture — Edward Schafer
      Secretary of Commerce — Carlos Gutierrez
      Secretary of Labor — Elaine Chao
      Secretary of Health and Human Services — Michael Leavitt
      Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Alphonso Jackson
      Secretary of Transportation — Mary Peters
      Secretary of Energy — Samuel Bodman
      Secretary of Education — Margaret Spellings
      Secretary of Veterans Affairs — James Peake
      Secretary of Homeland Security — Michael Chertoff

    69. Too bad so sad says – reply to this


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      I reserve my sympathy for those people who had surgery for legitimate medical conditions, not vain aging people who can't bear the thought of aging.

    70. Susane says – reply to this


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      Her face looks like a duck !!
      And what's with the redder than carrott top red hair?

      EWWWWWWW

      I had to turn the channel when it was her time on dancing with the stars last week because I couldn't stand to watch her anymore.

      You're 60 years old, stop acting like you're 25 !

    71. Oprah's strapon says – reply to this


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      Her face looks so painfull.What a stupid bitch.Like any young guy going to be into that stale
      leftover fish.You could sell her anything.

    72. O_o says – reply to this


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      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…………………………………!

    73. Vince says – reply to this


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      That's what happens to vain self-centered people who want to look 30 years younger than they are. Grow old with some grace foe God's sake!

    74. anita says – reply to this


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      Soy Argentina,y me averguenzo cuando veo que un pseudo-medico de mi pais hace semejantes cosas y juega con la salud de la gente….

    75. Nat says – reply to this


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      Re: Stupid Priscilla
      I am SO SORRY to read a comment like this on this page, I mean to put South or Latin American people down just because. I feel sorry for the author of the comment, but Argentina just happens to be one of the countries which provides one of the BEST medical trainnings in the WORLD, as does CUBA and many other countries. Sweety, being American is no guarantee for anything. Our situation (of course I'm referring to Latin America) may not be the best right now, but honey at least our country is not fighting a pointless war killing innocents everyday. At least we don't send our own people to die. Sweetie, you can tell people not to trust Latin American people, but I know I'd rather raise my children in any Latin American country, than to raise them in a country where almost 20% of it's citizens cannot place THEIR OWN COUNTRY on a map. Honey, grow up and quit being so rude.

    76. LB says – reply to this


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      Be nice perez.

    77. Nat says – reply to this


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      Oh, and for the record, as an Argentinian Medical Student I am ASHAMED to have to share my nationality with someone as shaddy as this supposed doctor. He shouldn't just be deported, he should go to jail.

    78. Danny says – reply to this


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      Well Perez your head is WAY too big for your body! How about a reality check?

    79. Viper says – reply to this


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      Re: BellaY – Amen to that!

    80. Viper says – reply to this


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      Re: Jenny – I have to agree

    81. EuropEll says – reply to this


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      Shallowness and vanity will usually backfire… So excuse me for not feeling much sympathy for people undergone botched plastic surgery.

    82. MARIANO says – reply to this


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      Re: Stupid Priscilla
      IDIOT! CENTRAL AMERICA AND SOUTH AMERICA ARE NOTHING ALIKE YOU GENIUS! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ARGENTINA? OR NICARAGUA??
      SORRY TO DISS…BUT CENTRAL AMERICA HAS NOTHING ON SOUTH AMERICA. SO NEXT TIME TRY TO COMPARE ORANGES AND ORANGES.
      GET IT RIGHT

    83. Vince says – reply to this


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      Yeah, you missed Burt Reynolds.
      And who would want to bag Elvis, an over-rated talentless fat druggie piece of crap?

    84. Stupid Priscilla says – reply to this


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      Well say what you will but I think people from those freaky South American countries are weird. Especially Central America and of course the worst is Mexico. They are really dirty mud people. They really fuck up their country and have the nerve to steal their way into my beautiful America. How dare they? And by the way there should be some kind of law that if you are not pretty and fit you should not be able to have children. That should really reduce the birth rates in Mexico.

    85. Oh Boy!!!! says – reply to this


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      I feel really bad for her, but as a Scientologist, is she even allowed to have unnecessary medical procedures? Discuss…….

    86. Cat says – reply to this


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      What an astounding amount of racism in the comments! Are those of you who left nasty comments really that foolish? There are quack doctors from every possible racial group. Karma is going to be a bitch for folks like you!

    87. dee says – reply to this


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      priscilla was looking wonky long before this proceedure was done…the new hollywood version of village of the damned! they are all starting to look like a parts bargain bin at a plastic surgery rummage sale! holy shit! nothing that occurs in nature goes on in this town anymore…sick!

    88. dee says – reply to this


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      Re: redsonja1313 – yeah, Kenny Rogers!

    89. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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      Re: Nat – Don't waste your time responding to stoopid priscilla because she's just trying to get attention, of any kind, & you're giving her what she soo clearly craves. You are obviously an inteligent person, please don't stoop to that level.

    90. dina o says – reply to this


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      Just because these women have alot of money, doesn't mean they have alot of brains.

    91. Belle says – reply to this


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      I have to say… I have been checking this blog daily for 2 years. Every day! Writing FREAK FACE on this poor woman is pretty bad.

    92. diane says – reply to this


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      God damn. When will these stupid celebs quit being so vain and quit doing this crap to themselves? I prefer t age gracefully then damage my face for life.

      It's really sad that so many are ruining the looks. Lots of people look just fine again, and way better than anyway. It's so gross and so OBVIOUS, yet they think they look better? Go figure.

    93. Mr. Hat says – reply to this


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      But she IS a freak face.

    94. M's Mrs. says – reply to this


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      Re: BellaYRe: BellaY – Thanks so much. Am in late 50's, would like to show you a photo and see if you think I need to have something done. Don't know how to contact you though . . .

    95. Babs says – reply to this


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      Re: white trash – Uh, that's Karma.

    96. Abby says – reply to this


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      Wow injection parties… you know that transgender men use that silicone to make their skin softer and more feminine and it's very dangerous and possibly deadly but they know this and can't afford sugery to become women or hormones but these old bitches can afford botox- dumb bitches… it's called aging gracefully not looking like a jacked up monster.

    97. Oui says – reply to this


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      Re: Countess TatianaRe: Farrah Fawcett- Majors – What kind of cancer did Jaclyn have? She is soooooo beautiful.

    98. Spender says – reply to this


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      Re: cambel – She has the genes, great nutrition, and happiness.

    99. cgeees says – reply to this


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      She is beautiful I really love her.

    100. Nat says – reply to this


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      Re: mimi in mo
      You're absolutely right! =)

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