Suri…Where Are You?
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes > Conspiracy Corner
Our fellow Aries, Suri Cruise, will reportedly celebrate her 2nd birthday in high style.
Life & Style claims that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are keeping Suri out of the public eye til the day of her big bash to get massive press coverage. We've been wondering where Suri has been!
Could this really be the reason?!
If so, gross but savvy!
The alternative theory about the missing Suri is that Tom and Katie were forced to face up to the ugly truth that putting Suri out there is NOT a good thing. She's not the little adult TomKat claim she is.
A source close to the family recounted that one evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged and freaked Suri out. According to the insider, "She (Suri) started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel. That really upset Katie.”
Leave Suri alone!
But don't keep her locked up inside the TomKate mansion!
[Image via WENN.]
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So, Perez, you WANT everyone to be able to see her, but you also want her to have privacy? C'mon.
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a dangerous group of cultists or not? discuss amongst yourselves
aww..the poor baby.they scared her!! those bastards! lol
Why is this kid still drinking a bottle?
she is so cute…
The family that prays together stays together. All glory to Jesus.
SAD !!!
Puttin' up your posts early b4 your work-outs Perez? Good for you! Suri is adorable and such a clone of her Papa. Two peas in a pod. No doubt she's his little girl!
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Maybe they found out that Suri has something wrong, and now it will be a rare sighting indeed. Has anyone seen John and Kelly's boy Jet in awhile?
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THESE OVER-EXPOSED CELEB OFFSPRING ARE REALLY GOING TO RESENT THEIR PARENTS WHEN THEY GROW UP!! CELEBS STOP USING YOUR BABIES FOR PUBLICITY YOU SELFISH WHORES!!!
I love 2 years old. Happy Aries days.
Which reminds me Madonna (feat Justin) 4 Minutes is released digitally today in the US. Love, Mariah x
Why the heck does that child still have a bottle? Doesn't Scientology have some theory on that - or do their kids not get bottle mouth syndrome? Give that kid a cup.
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I don't blame them if they want to keep her out of the public's eye for a while. I can't imagine how my kids would grow up with the constant flash of paps cameras. Yuck. If I had there $ I'd move the hell out of CA.
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Not her 2nd Birthday. Not an Aries. Suri was born in February.
I'M BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!! SORRY I WAS GONE SO LONG I HAD ISSUES WITH MY DOGS, BUT I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! CAN ANYONE TELL ME IF THAT MOTHER FUCKING FAG JIMMJAZZ DIED OF AIDS YET? I WILL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED THAT HE HIS DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER FAGS THAT DIED OF AIDS!!!!
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Hey guys….you can see Lohan's sex tape on W H Y F A M E . C O M !!!!!!!
I have a message for tomkat: I AM PROUD TO BE SP!!! SO PHUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY THAT YOU CAN READ ABOUT SUPPRESSIVE PERSON(S) IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL WAKE UP FROM YOUR SCIENTOLOCULT INDUCED TRANCE AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS SUPPRESSED FROM INDIVIDUAL CRITICAL THOUGHT PROCESSES!!! SPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP FOREVER!!!
Why is a 2 year old still sucking on a bottle???
If she is so adult, why is she still using a bottle?
She'll probably be in rehab before she is 8.
two years old and still drinking from a bottle!?
Suri was born 4/19/06, so they say…
Who the hell cares?
There needs to be some protection for the little ones. Photogs won't respect boundaries unless forced to. This little baby didn't ask to be born into this. Don't punish her for the choices her parents have made.
Ditch the bottle for God's sake. She is nearly 2 years old.
Who Gives A Dam!
Ditch the bottle for God's sake! Disgusting sight on that beautiful child!
she's back at the compound, being cared for by Consuela and xenu.
You are the one sponsoring this shit Mario, buy paying for these worthless pictures and your shamless self promotion you fat fucktard.
Am I the only one who thinks Suri is too old to still be drinking from a bottle? Sorry, this picture just made me wonder. I have an 18 month and he's been on sippy cups for about 5 months now. I guess that's just the "mom" in me asking this.
Suri is cute as hell,especially when she licks her mouth in public..heh adorable as hell,too bad her parents are Darth Vaders hahahha!
Um…they've had that baby on a bottle for 2 years? They're supposed to off it by at the latest 10 months. Is that Scientologist reasoning?
………..THAT ISN'T A 'BOTTLE' YOU FOOLS! IT IS "THE TIT OF XENU" AND CONTAINS SPECIAL NUTRIENTS FROM THE CRAB NEBULA THAT ALLOW SURI TO BE ABLE TO STAND HER FAUX PARENTS AND PREPARE FOR THE COMING ARMAGEDDON AGAINST THE EVIL THETANS AND ALLOW SCIENTOLOGY TO REIGN SUPREME ON PLANET EARTH.
I think there should be laws agains taking pictures of children and getting payed for it. By all means take pictures of the people who are famous. They knew this was part of the deal. Their children on the otherhand deserves to be protected from this crazyness.
leave suri alone??? you one of those people that wont let that happen genius…
Perez, you fat fucking hypocrite - how come its "adorable" and they are "saintly parents" when those PR WHORES Brad and Angelina do it? Find an opinion and stick to it you fat fucking hypocrite!
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When is Suri going to lose the bottle? It is start to take the cuteness away from her
when was the last time we saw any other celebrities child ?
leave them alone.
freewebs.com/cruisefamily
babies are supposed to be off of formula at one year - not off of the bottle ! Babies can be on the bottle up until two or two and a half. Theres nothing detremental about it !
she is probably playing with Shiloh
Re: MJ – YOU THINK SURI IS CUTE "….especially when she licks her mouth in public." EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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POTENTIAL STALKER!
Or maybe — and I don't mean to say she isn't precious — the Control Freak doesn't like the way she's turning out. her nose is looking a little WCFields-ish these days. Maybe she's not Shiloh enough for him.
Life and style is strange always looking for Shiloh and now Suri. They need a reality check or maybe they can start putting real missing children on their cover.
My take on the matter - they wanted Suri to be wise to the ways of the world, to be able to accept anything that comes her way. Problem is, she's only two years old. Katie may have come to her senses. My take on it, nothing more.
No matter how many times I look at the picture the only thing I can see is that DAMN BOTTLE…. she is 2 for God's sake….take it away…. love ya Perez
Ok so EVERY picture I see that kid in she has a bottle stuck in her mouth, I'm sorry but as a mother I know she should have been weaned off the bottle over a YEAR AGO! Apparently the L.Ron Hubbarb school of parenting doesn't cover bottle mouth and appropriate development. I wouldn't be suprised if we see her five years from now with a bottle in her mouth. That's just sick. Sorry Katie but she needs to grow up sometime!
I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR SURI. SURE, SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY FINANCIALLY, BUT EMOTIONALLY, SHE'S BOUND TO TURN OUT A TOTAL MESS, WHAT WITH HAVING THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS WACKO KULT MEMBER, CLOSET CASE FATHER…BOTTOM BOY CRUISE…AND THE WORLD'S MOST REPUGNANT DOOR-MAT MOTHER…KATIE "THE BEARD "CRUISE…. IF SHE EVER DISCOVERS THAT SHE WAS CONCEIVED WITH A TURKEY BASTER, I'LL BET SHE'LL END UP SUICIDAL.
Bottle should stop at 1 year old. They are probably scared to make her cry!
Re: OPRAH – QUIT INFRINGING ON MY TRADEMARK LINE YOU LIPOSUCTIONED CLOSET-MUNCHER!!! WE ALL KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TEST-RIDING GAYLE'S NEW COOCH-TIGHTENING, ANYWAY!
has anyone even stopped to think that the picture was taken a while ago, when suri was at the age when she could still be drinking out of a bottle? why do americans always take everything on face value?
Whatever, who cares about the pictures in her face? WTF is she doing with a BOTTLE at two years of age! Are they really that f-ing stupid. The girl is going to have horse rotten teeth! They cannot be that smart. Fry her with flashes I say!!!!!!!
How can two brown-eyed parents have a blue-eyed baby?
Re: Brenda –
Actually, babies should not drink from bottles after 15 months of age. It's not good for their teeth.
Does it matter that girl is ugly as Fuck! Why in the hell does she have a damn bottle. Give me a fucking break!
Re: Does Time Really Exist on Xenu? –
Look it up…she is the evil seed. She will destroy us.
Why won't Tom pay to have his mother's teeth capped?!?!?
They have GOT to cast Suri as DAMIEN-A!!! She'd win the Oscar for sure, something her daddy will NEVER do.
Why is Suri still drinking a bottle??????????? You are supposed to stop a bottle at ONE…and she's two. If Britney was still giving her babies bottles at two someone would call child services….not a fan of ANYTHING Britney has done lately - just saying to be fair.
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I'd be willing to bet Rumer Willis looked like her as a baby.
Sorry Briana - GnomeQueen is right - ever hear of bottle mouth syndrome - it's real. Kids should be off bottle by one.
people shouldn't be allowed to take children's pictures without parents consent
Hey amycakes - you can tell how old Suri is by looking at Mommy's hairdo - do the math.
Fuck Cruise and his idiot wife! They exploit that little baby when it suits them, then whine when it doesn't. Cruise is a cock-loving Scientologist nut. The media should ignore him because his recent movies are all flops, he is getting really ugly, and is a total has-been. So is his fag-hag wife.
That kid will still be carrying around that bottle on her fifth birthday!!
Shouldn't that kid be off the baby bottle by now????
WTF….. Tom and Kate should just crawl up
Opra's ASS………fuck-them
Why does anyone care whether they see this kid or not? I don't even want to see the parents, much less a drooling baby version of them.
Good grief, 2 years old and still sucking a bottle! Ick!
Re: tina –
she's had that haircut for a long time now. i remember taking a pic of it to the salon when i had mine done. so basically you're argument is invalid. fool.
Re: tina –
and by the way, over here we call it maths, as it's referring to a plural. it's all about good grammar my darling. something americans don't understand.
What a beautiful little girl
She's just a baby still, they should keep her out of the public eye for a little longer, or under monitored circumstances. That way obnoxious press isn't flashing cameras in the girl's face, she's only 2!
I'd like to tap Kat's tits as long as the kid doesn't have any use for them.
Take that bottle out of that kid's mouth! She is too old at 2 to have not been weaned and she will have serious issues with her teeth down the road.
why do they all have the same hairstyle?
Someone get that kid a sippy cup, stat!!! She is too big for a bottle!!! Mommy and Daddy are gonna have to buy her new teeth when they're all rotten from too much nip. Ewwww…….
why is this child still on a bottle?
Tabloids are soooo stupid - like you have some influence over how they raise their daughter. Get a life and a real job. Geezus, you're worse'n Rosie's big buttin' inski mouth. STFU.
what in the heck is she still doing with a bottle then?
Do the scientologists not know that girlfriend needs to be drinking out of a sippy cup by now?
For the love of God…the kid is almost 2 and still sucking on a bottle? That's fantastic. Does she have a pacifier still as well?