Suri…Where Are You?

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Our fellow Aries, Suri Cruise, will reportedly celebrate her 2nd birthday in high style.

Life & Style claims that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are keeping Suri out of the public eye til the day of her big bash to get massive press coverage. We've been wondering where Suri has been!

Could this really be the reason?!

If so, gross but savvy!

The alternative theory about the missing Suri is that Tom and Katie were forced to face up to the ugly truth that putting Suri out there is NOT a good thing. She's not the little adult TomKat claim she is.

A source close to the family recounted that one evening, on the way out of a restaurant, fans surged and freaked Suri out. According to the insider, "She (Suri) started blinking her eyes because people started taking pictures, and she put up an arm to shield her face. She cried and clung to Katie the whole way back to the hotel. That really upset Katie.”

Leave Suri alone!

But don't keep her locked up inside the TomKate mansion!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 11:32 am / Email this  »

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    1. sarah says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Waver says – reply to this


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      So, Perez, you WANT everyone to be able to see her, but you also want her to have privacy? C'mon.

    3. ad says – reply to this


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      first

    4. the immortal bathog says – reply to this


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      a dangerous group of cultists or not? discuss amongst yourselves

    5. ness says – reply to this


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      aww..the poor baby.they scared her!! those bastards! lol

    6. Diane says – reply to this


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      Why is this kid still drinking a bottle?

    7. chrissy p says – reply to this


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      she is so cute…

    8. Elayne says – reply to this


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      The family that prays together stays together. All glory to Jesus.

    9. JEN says – reply to this


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      SAD !!!

    10. Victoria says – reply to this


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      Puttin' up your posts early b4 your work-outs Perez? Good for you! Suri is adorable and such a clone of her Papa. Two peas in a pod. No doubt she's his little girl!

    11. holly says – reply to this


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      first

    12. Aunt Meanie says – reply to this


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      Maybe they found out that Suri has something wrong, and now it will be a rare sighting indeed. Has anyone seen John and Kelly's boy Jet in awhile?

    13. j says – reply to this


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      1st!!

    14. PARIS HILTON says – reply to this


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      THESE OVER-EXPOSED CELEB OFFSPRING ARE REALLY GOING TO RESENT THEIR PARENTS WHEN THEY GROW UP!! CELEBS STOP USING YOUR BABIES FOR PUBLICITY YOU SELFISH WHORES!!!

    15. jessemm says – reply to this


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      I love 2 years old. Happy Aries days.

    16. Mimsy Carey says – reply to this


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      Which reminds me Madonna (feat Justin) 4 Minutes is released digitally today in the US. Love, Mariah x

    17. jenny says – reply to this


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      Why the heck does that child still have a bottle? Doesn't Scientology have some theory on that - or do their kids not get bottle mouth syndrome? Give that kid a cup.

    18. [[[khk/bygrl/hill ,,,, says – reply to this


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      zopranozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    19. Kristina says – reply to this


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      I don't blame them if they want to keep her out of the public's eye for a while. I can't imagine how my kids would grow up with the constant flash of paps cameras. Yuck. If I had there $ I'd move the hell out of CA.

    20. shez a robot says – reply to this


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      not real

    21. Manderley says – reply to this


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      Not her 2nd Birthday. Not an Aries. Suri was born in February.

    22. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      I'M BACK MOTHER FUCKERS!!! SORRY I WAS GONE SO LONG I HAD ISSUES WITH MY DOGS, BUT I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER! CAN ANYONE TELL ME IF THAT MOTHER FUCKING FAG JIMMJAZZ DIED OF AIDS YET? I WILL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED THAT HE HIS DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER FAGS THAT DIED OF AIDS!!!!

    23. gena says – reply to this


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      I GUESS….

    24. sury says – reply to this


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      Hey guys….you can see Lohan's sex tape on W H Y F A M E . C O M !!!!!!!

    25. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this


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      I have a message for tomkat: I AM PROUD TO BE SP!!! SO PHUCK YOU FOR SAYING THAT YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY THAT YOU CAN READ ABOUT SUPPRESSIVE PERSON(S) IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL WAKE UP FROM YOUR SCIENTOLOCULT INDUCED TRANCE AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS SUPPRESSED FROM INDIVIDUAL CRITICAL THOUGHT PROCESSES!!! SPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP FOREVER!!!

    26. jana says – reply to this


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      Why is a 2 year old still sucking on a bottle???

    27. Beam Me Up, Suri! says – reply to this


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      If she is so adult, why is she still using a bottle?
      She'll probably be in rehab before she is 8.

    28. jimmy n says – reply to this


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      two years old and still drinking from a bottle!?

    29. Does Time Really Exist on Xenu? says – reply to this


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      Suri was born 4/19/06, so they say…

    30. chance6868 says – reply to this


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      Who the hell cares?

    31. cc says – reply to this


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      There needs to be some protection for the little ones. Photogs won't respect boundaries unless forced to. This little baby didn't ask to be born into this. Don't punish her for the choices her parents have made.

    32. Mature says – reply to this


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      Ditch the bottle for God's sake. She is nearly 2 years old.

    33. Susan says – reply to this


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      Who Gives A Dam!

    34. Mature says – reply to this


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      Ditch the bottle for God's sake! Disgusting sight on that beautiful child!

    35. Call Me Suppressive says – reply to this


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      she's back at the compound, being cared for by Consuela and xenu.

    36. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      You are the one sponsoring this shit Mario, buy paying for these worthless pictures and your shamless self promotion you fat fucktard.

    37. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Am I the only one who thinks Suri is too old to still be drinking from a bottle? Sorry, this picture just made me wonder. I have an 18 month and he's been on sippy cups for about 5 months now. I guess that's just the "mom" in me asking this.

    38. MJ says – reply to this


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      Suri is cute as hell,especially when she licks her mouth in public..heh adorable as hell,too bad her parents are Darth Vaders hahahha!

    39. Mama of the same age says – reply to this


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      Um…they've had that baby on a bottle for 2 years? They're supposed to off it by at the latest 10 months. Is that Scientologist reasoning?

    40. XENU'S TIT says – reply to this


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      ………..THAT ISN'T A 'BOTTLE' YOU FOOLS! IT IS "THE TIT OF XENU" AND CONTAINS SPECIAL NUTRIENTS FROM THE CRAB NEBULA THAT ALLOW SURI TO BE ABLE TO STAND HER FAUX PARENTS AND PREPARE FOR THE COMING ARMAGEDDON AGAINST THE EVIL THETANS AND ALLOW SCIENTOLOGY TO REIGN SUPREME ON PLANET EARTH.

    41. Cecily says – reply to this


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      I think there should be laws agains taking pictures of children and getting payed for it. By all means take pictures of the people who are famous. They knew this was part of the deal. Their children on the otherhand deserves to be protected from this crazyness.

    42. squid says – reply to this


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      leave suri alone??? you one of those people that wont let that happen genius…

    43. HYPOCRITE MUCH?? says – reply to this


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      Perez, you fat fucking hypocrite - how come its "adorable" and they are "saintly parents" when those PR WHORES Brad and Angelina do it? Find an opinion and stick to it you fat fucking hypocrite!

    44. HATES NIIGGERS,SPICS,WETBACKS(YEA IM RACISTS SO WHAT BITE ME)! says – reply to this


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      GO 2 HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

      DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    45. Brenda says – reply to this


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      When is Suri going to lose the bottle? It is start to take the cuteness away from her

    46. freewebs.com/cruisefamily says – reply to this


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      when was the last time we saw any other celebrities child ?
      leave them alone.

      freewebs.com/cruisefamily

    47. briana says – reply to this


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      babies are supposed to be off of formula at one year - not off of the bottle ! Babies can be on the bottle up until two or two and a half. Theres nothing detremental about it !

    48. smorf says – reply to this


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      she is probably playing with Shiloh

    49. {{{{{ PERVERT ALERT }}}}} says – reply to this


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      Re: MJ – YOU THINK SURI IS CUTE "….especially when she licks her mouth in public." EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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      POTENTIAL STALKER!

    50. PerezesDietGuru says – reply to this


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      Or maybe — and I don't mean to say she isn't precious — the Control Freak doesn't like the way she's turning out. her nose is looking a little WCFields-ish these days. Maybe she's not Shiloh enough for him.

    51. oh my says – reply to this


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      Life and style is strange always looking for Shiloh and now Suri. They need a reality check or maybe they can start putting real missing children on their cover.

    52. kit says – reply to this


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      My take on the matter - they wanted Suri to be wise to the ways of the world, to be able to accept anything that comes her way. Problem is, she's only two years old. Katie may have come to her senses. My take on it, nothing more.

    53. dirtycrackerspeach says – reply to this


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      No matter how many times I look at the picture the only thing I can see is that DAMN BOTTLE…. she is 2 for God's sake….take it away…. love ya Perez

    54. GnomeQueen says – reply to this


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      Ok so EVERY picture I see that kid in she has a bottle stuck in her mouth, I'm sorry but as a mother I know she should have been weaned off the bottle over a YEAR AGO! Apparently the L.Ron Hubbarb school of parenting doesn't cover bottle mouth and appropriate development. I wouldn't be suprised if we see her five years from now with a bottle in her mouth. That's just sick. Sorry Katie but she needs to grow up sometime!

    55. RADICAL QUEEN says – reply to this


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      I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR SURI. SURE, SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY FINANCIALLY, BUT EMOTIONALLY, SHE'S BOUND TO TURN OUT A TOTAL MESS, WHAT WITH HAVING THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS WACKO KULT MEMBER, CLOSET CASE FATHER…BOTTOM BOY CRUISE…AND THE WORLD'S MOST REPUGNANT DOOR-MAT MOTHER…KATIE "THE BEARD "CRUISE…. IF SHE EVER DISCOVERS THAT SHE WAS CONCEIVED WITH A TURKEY BASTER, I'LL BET SHE'LL END UP SUICIDAL.

    56. Amy says – reply to this


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      Bottle should stop at 1 year old. They are probably scared to make her cry!

    57. LeonA'$ Gho$t, yep, BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER, biyatches!!! says – reply to this


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      Re: OPRAH – QUIT INFRINGING ON MY TRADEMARK LINE YOU LIPOSUCTIONED CLOSET-MUNCHER!!! WE ALL KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AWAY TEST-RIDING GAYLE'S NEW COOCH-TIGHTENING, ANYWAY!

    58. amycakes says – reply to this


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      has anyone even stopped to think that the picture was taken a while ago, when suri was at the age when she could still be drinking out of a bottle? why do americans always take everything on face value?

    59. scienstupidry says – reply to this


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      Whatever, who cares about the pictures in her face? WTF is she doing with a BOTTLE at two years of age! Are they really that f-ing stupid. The girl is going to have horse rotten teeth! They cannot be that smart. Fry her with flashes I say!!!!!!!

    60. Shiloh says – reply to this


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      How can two brown-eyed parents have a blue-eyed baby?

    61. ALLY says – reply to this


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      Re: Brenda

      Actually, babies should not drink from bottles after 15 months of age. It's not good for their teeth.

    62. whatever says – reply to this


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      Does it matter that girl is ugly as Fuck! Why in the hell does she have a damn bottle. Give me a fucking break!

    63. birth of an antichrist on this date says – reply to this


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      Re: Does Time Really Exist on Xenu?
      Look it up…she is the evil seed. She will destroy us.

    64. Inquiring Mind says – reply to this


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      Why won't Tom pay to have his mother's teeth capped?!?!?

    65. Nicole Urben says – reply to this


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      They have GOT to cast Suri as DAMIEN-A!!! She'd win the Oscar for sure, something her daddy will NEVER do.

    66. Jen says – reply to this


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      Why is Suri still drinking a bottle??????????? You are supposed to stop a bottle at ONE…and she's two. If Britney was still giving her babies bottles at two someone would call child services….not a fan of ANYTHING Britney has done lately - just saying to be fair.

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    68. Cottonball Soaked In Witch-hazel says – reply to this


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      I'd be willing to bet Rumer Willis looked like her as a baby.

    69. lilly says – reply to this


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      Sorry Briana - GnomeQueen is right - ever hear of bottle mouth syndrome - it's real. Kids should be off bottle by one.

    70. k says – reply to this


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      people shouldn't be allowed to take children's pictures without parents consent

    71. tina says – reply to this


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      Hey amycakes - you can tell how old Suri is by looking at Mommy's hairdo - do the math.

    72. L. Ron Hubbard says – reply to this


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      Fuck Cruise and his idiot wife! They exploit that little baby when it suits them, then whine when it doesn't. Cruise is a cock-loving Scientologist nut. The media should ignore him because his recent movies are all flops, he is getting really ugly, and is a total has-been. So is his fag-hag wife.

    73. Michelle says – reply to this


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      That kid will still be carrying around that bottle on her fifth birthday!!

    74. Chuck says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't that kid be off the baby bottle by now????
      WTF….. Tom and Kate should just crawl up
      Opra's ASS………fuck-them

    75. Cha Cha Walters says – reply to this


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      Why does anyone care whether they see this kid or not? I don't even want to see the parents, much less a drooling baby version of them.

    76. Robin B says – reply to this


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      Good grief, 2 years old and still sucking a bottle! Ick!

    77. amycakes says – reply to this


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      Re: tina
      she's had that haircut for a long time now. i remember taking a pic of it to the salon when i had mine done. so basically you're argument is invalid. fool.

    78. amycakes says – reply to this


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      Re: tina
      and by the way, over here we call it maths, as it's referring to a plural. it's all about good grammar my darling. something americans don't understand.

    79. Ashley says – reply to this


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      What a beautiful little girl :) She's just a baby still, they should keep her out of the public eye for a little longer, or under monitored circumstances. That way obnoxious press isn't flashing cameras in the girl's face, she's only 2!

    80. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      I'd like to tap Kat's tits as long as the kid doesn't have any use for them.

    81. Pat J says – reply to this


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      Take that bottle out of that kid's mouth! She is too old at 2 to have not been weaned and she will have serious issues with her teeth down the road.

    82. Cornut says – reply to this


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      why do they all have the same hairstyle?

    83. Emily says – reply to this


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      Someone get that kid a sippy cup, stat!!! She is too big for a bottle!!! Mommy and Daddy are gonna have to buy her new teeth when they're all rotten from too much nip. Ewwww…….

    84. mpf says – reply to this


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      why is this child still on a bottle?

    85. Kids Are Off Limits says – reply to this


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      Tabloids are soooo stupid - like you have some influence over how they raise their daughter. Get a life and a real job. Geezus, you're worse'n Rosie's big buttin' inski mouth. STFU.

    86. jennifer says – reply to this


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      what in the heck is she still doing with a bottle then?
      Do the scientologists not know that girlfriend needs to be drinking out of a sippy cup by now?

    87. JenneD says – reply to this


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      For the love of God…the kid is almost 2 and still sucking on a bottle? That's fantastic. Does she have a pacifier still as well?

    88. cute says – reply to this


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      Suri is a beautiful baby/toddler def one of the cutest kids in hollywood
      such a cutie

    89. chariss says – reply to this


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      Yes, a baby normally is changed to sippy cups around 1. but that might mess up clothes. Besides, tom does not listen to what regular psycologists say about baby stages. It would come from the center and it does not seem that there are many that will say anything against the Tom. And look at the dress she is wearing, it is a mini evening gown! Can't get juice on that.(never saw any juice in any of her bottles anyway) Suri will be using bottles until she is 10 and no one will have the nerve to say it is not normal

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    91. seeya says – reply to this


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      Why does this baby still have a bottle at age 2?

    92. Nubian Goddess In A Fierce Gianfranco Ferre Suit (looking like Grace Jones) says – reply to this


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      Re: JenneD – Well, at least she doesn't have her PLACENTA–Tom ATE that, remember???

    93. AuntB says – reply to this


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      Hmmm…a baby that freaked out when a bunch of crazy strangers started screaming for her and taking pictures? That's unheard of!

    94. caroaber says – reply to this


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      It's hateful the way the press has latched onto Cruise's beliefs and made sport of them. He may appear daft, but he's a decent man who stops at the scenes of accidents and has his heart in the right place. He stayed married for 10 years, which is an achievement in itself.

      His toddler daughter was made afraid by the lensmen. How many of them stopped snapping when they saw how upset she was?

      That she's kept out of the spotlight is a good thing. It's call protection and it's what good parents do.

    95. Kristina says – reply to this


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      Parenting 101…A 2 year should not being using a bottle you idiots…They should be using a sippy up at a year old..Using a bottle after that is bad parenting..come on with all the damn money they have get a f….ing clue

    96. KatieKatieBoBatie. says – reply to this


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      Poor thing. My son is about her age… obviously a toddler can't handle that kind of overstimulation, it upsets them. Sad.

    97. KatieKatieBoBatie says – reply to this


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      RE: Christina - a 22-month old baby using a bottle is not a sign of bad parenting. Some kids need that comfort a little longer than others. You wouldn't say something so judgemental if you had kids.

    98. Jayne says – reply to this


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      Suri has Asian eyes. I don't think she looks like Tom. Maybe Katie was artificially inseminated… And my pediatrician said children should be OFF THE BOTTLE BY AGE 1. I was showing my sons how to use an unbreakable cup at 10 mos. old!!! Tom and Katie: TAKE A HINT!!!!!

    99. adr says – reply to this


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      She was only rented & had to return to her real family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    100. ladyj says – reply to this


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      That baby need off that bottle, they should buy her some soft top sippy cups to ease the transition :P

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