Does He Make You Wanna Buy This???
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jeremy Piven
Now that Entourage isn't exactly the buzz show it once was and he hasn't done much else since…
The Pivert needs to supplement his habit income!
Jeremy Piven is the new face (and receding hairline) of Johnston and Murphy.
We'd be more inclined to buy some Rogaine from him, but kudos to The Pivert for securing a nice paycheck!
Posted: March 25, 2008 at 11:06 am
Yeah. He does. Loves It, silly bitch.
No… FIRST!
He looks good. Way better than you, you fat git.
It's just what I have been looking for!
ehh.
first
Why is is touching his ear in both shots? It looks weird.
yes I would buy anything from him! I think he's sexy and funny!!!
He's got some of the best fake hair in the business, and I'll always have a soft spot for Piven. It would be better if he were shirtless.
slimeball!!!!!
NOOOOOOO!!! not at all!
umm woah woah there tonto, who doesnt love jeremy piven or entourage for that mattter?!?
first bitches
Yes. He is sexy, and I want him. Therefore, I would buy whatever he is selling.
whats wit him touching his ear
Why is he always pulling on his ear??
All Piven and John Stamos make me wanna do it seat them in a barber's chair, stat.
Can't he take a picture without touching himself? He seems nevous and fidgety….
PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN FFS!
Not really… what's up with touching his ear in both pictures?
I actually think he got hair plugs, except much better than Travolta's chia pet hair. He has a lot more hair now than he did a few years ago.
yum =) im in love with him
does he have an ear infection of sumthin?
What's wrong with his left ear?
receding hairline? dude's bald, and he wears a rug. how come no-one talks about that? is that rude or something?
what's up with the ear pulling? does he have an ear infection?
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11 years ago on Ellen his hairline was receding - hasn't progressed much from what I can see since then.
Receding, but will it ever have actually receded?
MURSE
LOVE HIM>>> YES!!!!!
Does he have something stuck in his ear - why is he tugging on it in both pics? Annoying!
Perez, You are crazy. Entourage is still one of the best shows. I have always loved Jeremy! Although, I don't like his metrosexual look in these pics. I would do him in a fast NY heartbeat.
You want to talk about receding hairline. Look at older movies of Jeremy Piven, say early 90's… he had less hair then than he does now…. hmmmm? Hair club for men anyone???
just looks like he has something in his ear to me… thats so weird that both shots have him tugging at his ear ~ is he lucille ball now or what?
Why waste hormones on hair.
Just sayin'…
I love him. He looks great!
no he makes me want to throw up…..he cant act for shit and hes fucking annoying
he's a cutie pattootie, besides a very good actor… I will buy it.
Re: HILLARY IS A LIAR!! – how about finding a more appropriate forum for your ranting, k? lunatic
Piven has been the J&M guy for awhile now. The Queen of All Media should be a little more on top of it, dontcha think?
Re: Shana – what the fuck is a "fast New York heartbeat"……perhaps you mean a New York Minute? use the correct phrase or dont use it at all you dumb cunt
JEREMY MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAG IN REAL LIFE, BUT YOU COULD ONLY WISH TO BE AS SEXY AS HE IS!!!!
First. stop hating perez
I love JP he is super hot. but I don't like the ear touching in both shots. the first one is ok but in the second it just looks wierd. why would the photog do that?
Well, I'm glad at least a *few* people remember the he didn't used to have this much hair. I've wondered why no one makes much light of it.
Go look up Piven in the PCU.
I love Johnston & Murphy…and the Piv. He is sexy. I approve.
I have to say, me and my man def both like the Piven - Entourage or no.
There once was a star on a show
Who needed some money for blow
So he pimped out in mags
Some ugly fag bags
And now he’s white-lining fresh snow
Actually, this would make me buy Johnston and Murphy. I like Piven, Entourage, and I think this a good look for him. Kudos to you, Ari.
he's yummy all the time. the ear thing is odd, I must admit.
YUMMY!
perez you have got to be kidding me! jeremy piven is so hot!
shit, i'd buy anything he was selling to me.
Ari is the motherfuckin' shit!
entourage is still a very popular show, its just not on right now. the season ended. i dont know where you are getting that its not "the buzz it once was."
I want him inside me - with his big hairy nuts bouncing against my ass
receding hairline and all, he's hella hotter than you, perez.
fucking hot. I'd do him!
Not!!!
Is he sitting on a Bull's Head…..
I see horns!!!!!
Looks like another Big Homo!!!!
Opra just gave Obama head in some cotton field…….:o)
Love the PIV!!!!
what is he pickin at?? jesus, that's the best they could do?
he is so hot, and has been since he was on the Ellen show.
Dont like the ear touching thang though. Kinda creepy…
I'd buy that… so I guess he does make me want to buy it…
Are those the things I should buy after my hearing aide or is he just selling the hearing aide?
WHY IS HE PULLING ON HIS EAR? DOES HE HAVE AN INFECTION? LOL
I actually like the pictures on the right best as far as selling the product. Jeremy Piven does add a pretty cool touch in actually wearing it.
I don't think its bad. But what's up with the ear tug?
I think that observation only works if the person is actually less attractive than you…which we all know is in no way true!
so we're doing hairline insults now? is that all you got? can't wait to get to the fatass insults. you've got a few coming perez.
What's up with the ear grabbing?
Is something wrong with it?
He's damn sexy! I'd buy it!
this Ad makes me wanna fuck him, not buy the shit.
I think the ear thing is cute in the second shot.
Why does he always hold his ear? He does this on Entourage and I thought it was just part of the character. But he's doing it in this ad too. what is up with that?!?! He needs to seek dr. freud theories.
This dude is gay as day, ugly dumb bastard
I don't get it— why is he pulling on his ear? is this the male beyonce armpit shot?
He makes wanna buy him a lotion to soothe that neck itch he has!
perez! you suck he is sooooooooooooooo cute! shame on you
What's wrong with his ear that he's tugging on it in both pics?
Good lord.
I would and will rape him.
And he will enjoy it.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXY MAN.
He just looks gayer and gayer all the time…this is a new high.
He wears a toupe. He should be hawking hair club for men
What's up with his ear? Why is he messing with it in both pictures…it is kind of distracting.
He is the most unattractive, cocky, short, ape-like, large headed men I have ever encountered. There is not a thing I would buy that this guy is selling…..
It's just like the fem bag that Joey had in friends altough this guy makes it look even more girly!
He looks GREAT!
He's SO sexy, talented and hilarious! Smokin' Aces was awesome!
Love, love, LOVE the Piven!
I actually love him! Hes so quick and witty! I still love Entourage
why is he touching his ear so much
Chop Suey, bitch! I LOVES ME SOME JEREMY PIVEN!
no. jeremy piven is an ass hole. maybe it will make ass holes want to wear that stuff.
He has actually been "the new face" of Johnson and Murphy for almost a year now.
Is there something wrong with his neck…..? Did he sleep on it funny?
I LOVE HIM! He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sexy!!!!!!!!
NO!!
Perez you are not far behind, give you a couple of years and guess what, wigs, wigs, wigs, wigs on you bitch…
Jeremy Piven literally makes me cringe and feel sick. He is so full of himself. Not a stand up guy either- he backed out of a project a dear friend was doing years ago with very short notice and really messed things up for a lot of people.
i'd buy ANYTHING that jeremy is on. he's a hottie! you and JP need to make up, i suggest you guys "hug it out, bitch!" lol
since when is entourage not a buzz show?
what do you mean entourage isnt the show it once was??? THAT SHOW IS THE SHIT
that hairline is fucking hot, that man makes me all creamy inside:):):):):):)
No…he looks retarded!!
yeah right he did some great acting in smokin aces. i like him. not foolin anyone with the hair but i'd rather look good with fake hair than like shit balding. word!
Aww leave Piven alone he's an good actor!