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Does He Make You Wanna Buy This???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jeremy Piven

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Now that Entourage isn't exactly the buzz show it once was and he hasn't done much else since…

The Pivert needs to supplement his habit income!

Jeremy Piven is the new face (and receding hairline) of Johnston and Murphy.

We'd be more inclined to buy some Rogaine from him, but kudos to The Pivert for securing a nice paycheck!



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  1. #1 - Andrea says – reply to this

    Yeah. He does. Loves It, silly bitch.

  2. #2 - Tiffany says – reply to this

    No… FIRST!

  3. #3 - Mary says – reply to this

    He looks good. Way better than you, you fat git.

  4. #4 - noncyBoy says – reply to this

    It's just what I have been looking for! :)

  5. #5 - kevin says – reply to this

    ehh.

  6. #6 - Cas says – reply to this

    first

  7. #7 - eggs says – reply to this

    Why is is touching his ear in both shots? It looks weird.

  8. #8 - Leticia says – reply to this

    yes I would buy anything from him! I think he's sexy and funny!!!

  9. #9 - hair says – reply to this

    He's got some of the best fake hair in the business, and I'll always have a soft spot for Piven. It would be better if he were shirtless.

  10. #10 - K says – reply to this

    slimeball!!!!!

  11. #11 - becca says – reply to this

    NOOOOOOO!!! not at all!

  12. #12 - adrianne says – reply to this

    umm woah woah there tonto, who doesnt love jeremy piven or entourage for that mattter?!?

  13. #13 - cas says – reply to this

    first bitches

  14. #14 - Mary says – reply to this

    Yes. He is sexy, and I want him. Therefore, I would buy whatever he is selling.

  15. #15 - NBGIRL says – reply to this

    whats wit him touching his ear

  16. #16 - Michelle says – reply to this

    Why is he always pulling on his ear??

  17. #17 - caroaber says – reply to this

    All Piven and John Stamos make me wanna do it seat them in a barber's chair, stat.

  18. #18 - Mat says – reply to this

    Can't he take a picture without touching himself? He seems nevous and fidgety….

    PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN FFS!

  19. #19 - Gabriela says – reply to this

    Not really… what's up with touching his ear in both pictures?

  20. #20 - Not Rograine says – reply to this

    I actually think he got hair plugs, except much better than Travolta's chia pet hair. He has a lot more hair now than he did a few years ago.

  21. #21 - maura says – reply to this

    yum =) im in love with him

  22. #22 - Val says – reply to this

    does he have an ear infection of sumthin?

  23. #23 - Janelle says – reply to this

    What's wrong with his left ear?

  24. #24 - bonnieann says – reply to this

    receding hairline? dude's bald, and he wears a rug. how come no-one talks about that? is that rude or something?

  25. #25 - jlo says – reply to this

    what's up with the ear pulling? does he have an ear infection?

  26. #26 - {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}} says – reply to this

    [[[[[[[[ I like him..zhould zhow hiz face clozer ]]]]]]]]]

    zzzzzzzzz and I like the ztuff hez zporting zzzzzzz

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    i need me momie
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    or kill me..vote hillarybitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  27. #27 - Richard says – reply to this

    11 years ago on Ellen his hairline was receding - hasn't progressed much from what I can see since then.

    Receding, but will it ever have actually receded?

  28. #28 - dsauce says – reply to this

    MURSE

  29. #29 - Kimberly says – reply to this

    LOVE HIM>>> YES!!!!!

  30. #30 - Marcy says – reply to this

    Does he have something stuck in his ear - why is he tugging on it in both pics? Annoying!

  31. #31 - Shana says – reply to this

    Perez, You are crazy. Entourage is still one of the best shows. I have always loved Jeremy! Although, I don't like his metrosexual look in these pics. I would do him in a fast NY heartbeat.

  32. #32 - kristen says – reply to this

    You want to talk about receding hairline. Look at older movies of Jeremy Piven, say early 90's… he had less hair then than he does now…. hmmmm? Hair club for men anyone???

  33. #33 - s says – reply to this

    just looks like he has something in his ear to me… thats so weird that both shots have him tugging at his ear ~ is he lucille ball now or what?

  34. #34 - DeeKay says – reply to this

    Why waste hormones on hair.

    Just sayin'…

  35. #35 - Chelly says – reply to this

    I love him. He looks great!

  36. #36 - fuck him says – reply to this

    no he makes me want to throw up…..he cant act for shit and hes fucking annoying

  37. #37 - Adriana says – reply to this

    he's a cutie pattootie, besides a very good actor… I will buy it.

  38. #38 - s says – reply to this

    Re: HILLARY IS A LIAR!! – how about finding a more appropriate forum for your ranting, k? lunatic

  39. #39 - watson says – reply to this

    Piven has been the J&M guy for awhile now. The Queen of All Media should be a little more on top of it, dontcha think?

  40. #40 - Fisty says – reply to this

    Well, I'm glad at least a *few* people remember the he didn't used to have this much hair. I've wondered why no one makes much light of it.

    Piven in the PCU:
    http://www.lazydork.com/movies/pcu.jpg

  41. #41 - that Shana.....what a cunt says – reply to this

    Re: Shana – what the fuck is a "fast New York heartbeat"……perhaps you mean a New York Minute? use the correct phrase or dont use it at all you dumb cunt

  42. #42 - IDIOT PEREZ says – reply to this

    JEREMY MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAG IN REAL LIFE, BUT YOU COULD ONLY WISH TO BE AS SEXY AS HE IS!!!!

  43. #43 - .gee says – reply to this

    First. stop hating perez

  44. #44 - jb says – reply to this

    I love JP he is super hot. but I don't like the ear touching in both shots. the first one is ok but in the second it just looks wierd. why would the photog do that?

  45. #45 - Fisty says – reply to this

    Well, I'm glad at least a *few* people remember the he didn't used to have this much hair. I've wondered why no one makes much light of it.

    Go look up Piven in the PCU.

  46. #46 - Aaron says – reply to this

    I love Johnston & Murphy…and the Piv. He is sexy. I approve.

  47. #47 - Sass says – reply to this

    I have to say, me and my man def both like the Piven - Entourage or no.

  48. #48 - Dirty Lyricist says – reply to this

    There once was a star on a show
    Who needed some money for blow
    So he pimped out in mags
    Some ugly fag bags
    And now he’s white-lining fresh snow

  49. #49 - JB says – reply to this

    Actually, this would make me buy Johnston and Murphy. I like Piven, Entourage, and I think this a good look for him. Kudos to you, Ari.

  50. #50 - funnygirl says – reply to this

    he's yummy all the time. the ear thing is odd, I must admit.

  51. #51 - melissa says – reply to this

    YUMMY!

  52. #52 - Erik Cooper says – reply to this

    perez you have got to be kidding me! jeremy piven is so hot!
    shit, i'd buy anything he was selling to me.

  53. #53 - Truth Teller says – reply to this

    Ari is the motherfuckin' shit!

  54. #54 - christine says – reply to this

    entourage is still a very popular show, its just not on right now. the season ended. i dont know where you are getting that its not "the buzz it once was."

  55. #55 - Josh T says – reply to this

    I want him inside me - with his big hairy nuts bouncing against my ass

  56. #56 - monica says – reply to this

    receding hairline and all, he's hella hotter than you, perez.
    fucking hot. I'd do him!

  57. #57 - Chuck says – reply to this

    Not!!!
    Is he sitting on a Bull's Head…..
    I see horns!!!!!
    Looks like another Big Homo!!!!
    Opra just gave Obama head in some cotton field…….:o)

  58. #58 - steffi says – reply to this

    Love the PIV!!!!

  59. #59 - discoho says – reply to this

    what is he pickin at?? jesus, that's the best they could do?

  60. #60 - hot says – reply to this

    he is so hot, and has been since he was on the Ellen show.
    Dont like the ear touching thang though. Kinda creepy…

  61. #61 - 2 Bad says – reply to this

    I'd buy that… so I guess he does make me want to buy it…

  62. #62 - truth says – reply to this

    Are those the things I should buy after my hearing aide or is he just selling the hearing aide?

  63. #63 - g says – reply to this

    WHY IS HE PULLING ON HIS EAR? DOES HE HAVE AN INFECTION? LOL

  64. #64 - butterfly says – reply to this

    I actually like the pictures on the right best as far as selling the product. Jeremy Piven does add a pretty cool touch in actually wearing it.

  65. #65 - klkl says – reply to this

    I don't think its bad. But what's up with the ear tug?

  66. #66 - Drew says – reply to this

    I think that observation only works if the person is actually less attractive than you…which we all know is in no way true!

  67. #67 - kev says – reply to this

    so we're doing hairline insults now? is that all you got? can't wait to get to the fatass insults. you've got a few coming perez.

  68. #68 - Chelle says – reply to this

    What's up with the ear grabbing?
    Is something wrong with it?

  69. #69 - mes says – reply to this

    He's damn sexy! I'd buy it!

  70. #70 - Jason says – reply to this

    this Ad makes me wanna fuck him, not buy the shit.

  71. #71 - dubs says – reply to this

    I think the ear thing is cute in the second shot.

  72. #72 - CRYSTALICIOUS says – reply to this

    Why does he always hold his ear? He does this on Entourage and I thought it was just part of the character. But he's doing it in this ad too. what is up with that?!?! He needs to seek dr. freud theories. ;)

  73. #73 - tr says – reply to this

    This dude is gay as day, ugly dumb bastard

  74. #74 - candi says – reply to this

    I don't get it— why is he pulling on his ear? is this the male beyonce armpit shot?

  75. #75 - becky says – reply to this

    He makes wanna buy him a lotion to soothe that neck itch he has!

  76. #76 - k* says – reply to this

    perez! you suck he is sooooooooooooooo cute! shame on you

  77. #77 - Julie says – reply to this

    What's wrong with his ear that he's tugging on it in both pics?

  78. #78 - Li says – reply to this

    Good lord.
    I would and will rape him.
    And he will enjoy it.

    SEEEEEEEEEEEEXY MAN.

  79. #79 - Noelle says – reply to this

    He just looks gayer and gayer all the time…this is a new high.

  80. #80 - larry says – reply to this

    He wears a toupe. He should be hawking hair club for men

  81. #81 - jdog says – reply to this

    What's up with his ear? Why is he messing with it in both pictures…it is kind of distracting.

  82. #82 - Julie says – reply to this

    He is the most unattractive, cocky, short, ape-like, large headed men I have ever encountered. There is not a thing I would buy that this guy is selling…..

  83. #83 - Susie Bear says – reply to this

    It's just like the fem bag that Joey had in friends altough this guy makes it look even more girly!

  84. #84 - Chacha says – reply to this

    He looks GREAT!
    He's SO sexy, talented and hilarious! Smokin' Aces was awesome!
    Love, love, LOVE the Piven!

  85. #85 - Maria says – reply to this

    I actually love him! Hes so quick and witty! I still love Entourage

  86. #86 - ear says – reply to this

    why is he touching his ear so much

  87. #87 - xuszerep says – reply to this

    Chop Suey, bitch! I LOVES ME SOME JEREMY PIVEN!

  88. #88 - katie says – reply to this

    no. jeremy piven is an ass hole. maybe it will make ass holes want to wear that stuff.

  89. #89 - makenz04 says – reply to this

    He has actually been "the new face" of Johnson and Murphy for almost a year now.

  90. #90 - Janell says – reply to this

    Is there something wrong with his neck…..? Did he sleep on it funny?

  91. #91 - LuvmesomJP says – reply to this

    I LOVE HIM! He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sexy!!!!!!!!

  92. #92 - Cha Cha says – reply to this

    NO!!

  93. #93 - mad fag says – reply to this

    Perez you are not far behind, give you a couple of years and guess what, wigs, wigs, wigs, wigs on you bitch…

  94. #94 - missdaphne says – reply to this

    Jeremy Piven literally makes me cringe and feel sick. He is so full of himself. Not a stand up guy either- he backed out of a project a dear friend was doing years ago with very short notice and really messed things up for a lot of people.

  95. #95 - ssomegirl says – reply to this

    i'd buy ANYTHING that jeremy is on. he's a hottie! you and JP need to make up, i suggest you guys "hug it out, bitch!" lol

  96. #96 - nicole says – reply to this

    since when is entourage not a buzz show?

  97. #97 - Laura says – reply to this

    what do you mean entourage isnt the show it once was??? THAT SHOW IS THE SHIT

  98. #98 - J says – reply to this

    that hairline is fucking hot, that man makes me all creamy inside:):):):):):)

  99. #99 - Danielle says – reply to this

    No…he looks retarded!!

  100. #100 - andrea says – reply to this

    yeah right he did some great acting in smokin aces. i like him. not foolin anyone with the hair but i'd rather look good with fake hair than like shit balding. word!

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