Does He Make You Wanna Buy This???

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Jeremy Piven

Now that Entourage isn't exactly the buzz show it once was and he hasn't done much else since…

The Pivert needs to supplement his ~~habit~~ income!

Jeremy Piven is the new face (and receding hairline) of Johnston and Murphy.

We'd be more inclined to buy some Rogaine from him, but kudos to The Pivert for securing a nice paycheck!

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 11:06 am / Email this »

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Andrea says – reply to this

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Yeah. He does. Loves It, silly bitch.
Tiffany says – reply to this

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No… FIRST!
Mary says – reply to this

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He looks good. Way better than you, you fat git.
noncyBoy says – reply to this

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It's just what I have been looking for!
kevin says – reply to this

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ehh.
Cas says – reply to this

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first
eggs says – reply to this

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Why is is touching his ear in both shots? It looks weird.
Leticia says – reply to this

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yes I would buy anything from him! I think he's sexy and funny!!!
hair says – reply to this

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He's got some of the best fake hair in the business, and I'll always have a soft spot for Piven. It would be better if he were shirtless.
K says – reply to this

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slimeball!!!!!
becca says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOO!!! not at all!
adrianne says – reply to this

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umm woah woah there tonto, who doesnt love jeremy piven or entourage for that mattter?!?
cas says – reply to this

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first bitches
Mary says – reply to this

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Yes. He is sexy, and I want him. Therefore, I would buy whatever he is selling.
NBGIRL says – reply to this

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whats wit him touching his ear
Michelle says – reply to this

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Why is he always pulling on his ear??
caroaber says – reply to this

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All Piven and John Stamos make me wanna do it seat them in a barber's chair, stat.
Mat says – reply to this

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Can't he take a picture without touching himself? He seems nevous and fidgety….

PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN FFS!
Gabriela says – reply to this

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Not really… what's up with touching his ear in both pictures?
Not Rograine says – reply to this

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I actually think he got hair plugs, except much better than Travolta's chia pet hair. He has a lot more hair now than he did a few years ago.
maura says – reply to this

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yum =) im in love with him
Val says – reply to this

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does he have an ear infection of sumthin?
Janelle says – reply to this

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What's wrong with his left ear?
bonnieann says – reply to this

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receding hairline? dude's bald, and he wears a rug. how come no-one talks about that? is that rude or something?
jlo says – reply to this

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what's up with the ear pulling? does he have an ear infection?
{{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}} says – reply to this

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Richard says – reply to this

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11 years ago on Ellen his hairline was receding - hasn't progressed much from what I can see since then.

Receding, but will it ever have actually receded?
dsauce says – reply to this

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MURSE
Kimberly says – reply to this

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LOVE HIM>>> YES!!!!!
Marcy says – reply to this

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Does he have something stuck in his ear - why is he tugging on it in both pics? Annoying!
Shana says – reply to this

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Perez, You are crazy. Entourage is still one of the best shows. I have always loved Jeremy! Although, I don't like his metrosexual look in these pics. I would do him in a fast NY heartbeat.
kristen says – reply to this

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You want to talk about receding hairline. Look at older movies of Jeremy Piven, say early 90's… he had less hair then than he does now…. hmmmm? Hair club for men anyone???
s says – reply to this

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just looks like he has something in his ear to me… thats so weird that both shots have him tugging at his ear ~ is he lucille ball now or what?
DeeKay says – reply to this

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Why waste hormones on hair.

Just sayin'…
Chelly says – reply to this

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I love him. He looks great!
fuck him says – reply to this

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no he makes me want to throw up…..he cant act for shit and hes fucking annoying
Adriana says – reply to this

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he's a cutie pattootie, besides a very good actor… I will buy it.
s says – reply to this

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Re: HILLARY IS A LIAR!! – how about finding a more appropriate forum for your ranting, k? lunatic
watson says – reply to this

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Piven has been the J&M guy for awhile now. The Queen of All Media should be a little more on top of it, dontcha think?
that Shana.....what a cunt says – reply to this

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Re: Shana – what the fuck is a "fast New York heartbeat"……perhaps you mean a New York Minute? use the correct phrase or dont use it at all you dumb cunt
IDIOT PEREZ says – reply to this

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JEREMY MIGHT BE A DOUCHE BAG IN REAL LIFE, BUT YOU COULD ONLY WISH TO BE AS SEXY AS HE IS!!!!
.gee says – reply to this

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First. stop hating perez
jb says – reply to this

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I love JP he is super hot. but I don't like the ear touching in both shots. the first one is ok but in the second it just looks wierd. why would the photog do that?
Fisty says – reply to this

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Well, I'm glad at least a *few* people remember the he didn't used to have this much hair. I've wondered why no one makes much light of it.

Go look up Piven in the PCU.
Aaron says – reply to this

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I love Johnston & Murphy…and the Piv. He is sexy. I approve.
Sass says – reply to this

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I have to say, me and my man def both like the Piven - Entourage or no.
Dirty Lyricist says – reply to this

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There once was a star on a show
Who needed some money for blow
So he pimped out in mags
Some ugly fag bags
And now he’s white-lining fresh snow
JB says – reply to this

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Actually, this would make me buy Johnston and Murphy. I like Piven, Entourage, and I think this a good look for him. Kudos to you, Ari.
funnygirl says – reply to this

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he's yummy all the time. the ear thing is odd, I must admit.
melissa says – reply to this

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YUMMY!
Erik Cooper says – reply to this

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perez you have got to be kidding me! jeremy piven is so hot!
shit, i'd buy anything he was selling to me.
Truth Teller says – reply to this

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Ari is the motherfuckin' shit!
christine says – reply to this

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entourage is still a very popular show, its just not on right now. the season ended. i dont know where you are getting that its not "the buzz it once was."
Josh T says – reply to this

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I want him inside me - with his big hairy nuts bouncing against my ass
monica says – reply to this

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receding hairline and all, he's hella hotter than you, perez.
fucking hot. I'd do him!
Chuck says – reply to this

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Not!!!
Is he sitting on a Bull's Head…..
I see horns!!!!!
Looks like another Big Homo!!!!
Opra just gave Obama head in some cotton field…….:o)
steffi says – reply to this

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Love the PIV!!!!
discoho says – reply to this

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what is he pickin at?? jesus, that's the best they could do?
hot says – reply to this

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he is so hot, and has been since he was on the Ellen show.
Dont like the ear touching thang though. Kinda creepy…
2 Bad says – reply to this

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I'd buy that… so I guess he does make me want to buy it…
truth says – reply to this

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Are those the things I should buy after my hearing aide or is he just selling the hearing aide?
g says – reply to this

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WHY IS HE PULLING ON HIS EAR? DOES HE HAVE AN INFECTION? LOL
butterfly says – reply to this

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I actually like the pictures on the right best as far as selling the product. Jeremy Piven does add a pretty cool touch in actually wearing it.
klkl says – reply to this

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I don't think its bad. But what's up with the ear tug?
Drew says – reply to this

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I think that observation only works if the person is actually less attractive than you…which we all know is in no way true!
kev says – reply to this

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so we're doing hairline insults now? is that all you got? can't wait to get to the fatass insults. you've got a few coming perez.
Chelle says – reply to this

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What's up with the ear grabbing?
Is something wrong with it?
mes says – reply to this

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He's damn sexy! I'd buy it!
Jason says – reply to this

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this Ad makes me wanna fuck him, not buy the shit.
dubs says – reply to this

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I think the ear thing is cute in the second shot.
CRYSTALICIOUS says – reply to this

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Why does he always hold his ear? He does this on Entourage and I thought it was just part of the character. But he's doing it in this ad too. what is up with that?!?! He needs to seek dr. freud theories.
tr says – reply to this

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This dude is gay as day, ugly dumb bastard
candi says – reply to this

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I don't get it— why is he pulling on his ear? is this the male beyonce armpit shot?
becky says – reply to this

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He makes wanna buy him a lotion to soothe that neck itch he has!
k* says – reply to this

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perez! you suck he is sooooooooooooooo cute! shame on you
Julie says – reply to this

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What's wrong with his ear that he's tugging on it in both pics?
Li says – reply to this

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Good lord.
I would and will rape him.
And he will enjoy it.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEXY MAN.
Noelle says – reply to this

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He just looks gayer and gayer all the time…this is a new high.
larry says – reply to this

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He wears a toupe. He should be hawking hair club for men
jdog says – reply to this

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What's up with his ear? Why is he messing with it in both pictures…it is kind of distracting.
Julie says – reply to this

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He is the most unattractive, cocky, short, ape-like, large headed men I have ever encountered. There is not a thing I would buy that this guy is selling…..
Susie Bear says – reply to this

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It's just like the fem bag that Joey had in friends altough this guy makes it look even more girly!
Chacha says – reply to this

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He looks GREAT!
He's SO sexy, talented and hilarious! Smokin' Aces was awesome!
Love, love, LOVE the Piven!
Maria says – reply to this

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I actually love him! Hes so quick and witty! I still love Entourage
ear says – reply to this

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why is he touching his ear so much
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Chop Suey, bitch! I LOVES ME SOME JEREMY PIVEN!
katie says – reply to this

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no. jeremy piven is an ass hole. maybe it will make ass holes want to wear that stuff.
makenz04 says – reply to this

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He has actually been "the new face" of Johnson and Murphy for almost a year now.
Janell says – reply to this

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Is there something wrong with his neck…..? Did he sleep on it funny?
LuvmesomJP says – reply to this

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I LOVE HIM! He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sexy!!!!!!!!
Cha Cha says – reply to this

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NO!!
mad fag says – reply to this

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Perez you are not far behind, give you a couple of years and guess what, wigs, wigs, wigs, wigs on you bitch…
missdaphne says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven literally makes me cringe and feel sick. He is so full of himself. Not a stand up guy either- he backed out of a project a dear friend was doing years ago with very short notice and really messed things up for a lot of people.
ssomegirl says – reply to this

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i'd buy ANYTHING that jeremy is on. he's a hottie! you and JP need to make up, i suggest you guys "hug it out, bitch!" lol
nicole says – reply to this

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since when is entourage not a buzz show?
Laura says – reply to this

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what do you mean entourage isnt the show it once was??? THAT SHOW IS THE SHIT
J says – reply to this

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that hairline is fucking hot, that man makes me all creamy inside:):):):):):)
Danielle says – reply to this

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No…he looks retarded!!
andrea says – reply to this

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yeah right he did some great acting in smokin aces. i like him. not foolin anyone with the hair but i'd rather look good with fake hair than like shit balding. word!
JenniferG2420 says – reply to this

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Aww leave Piven alone he's an good actor!

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