Does He Make You Wanna Buy This???

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Now that Entourage isn't exactly the buzz show it once was and he hasn't done much else since…

The Pivert needs to supplement his ~~habit~~ income!

Jeremy Piven is the new face (and receding hairline) of Johnston and Murphy.

We'd be more inclined to buy some Rogaine from him, but kudos to The Pivert for securing a nice paycheck!

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 11:06 am / Email this »

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Jeremy Piven says – reply to this

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Guys..Guys…thanks for the love, and the haters…just to clear things up..the hormone treatment I'm on for my hair has caused excess body hair for me in all the wrong places! I'm very self conscience about my left ear as the hair grows prefusely and at the speed of light specifically from that ear. Just bare with me..I'm trying to get it under wraps.

Late

J
Adam says – reply to this

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You stupid dildo, these are NOT new! He's been the face of Johnston & Murphy for a year now! Catch up, fat ass! OR atleast open a magazine occasionally!
Andrea says – reply to this

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That's not really new, Perez. I've been ~~drooling over~~ seeing those ads all over the Johnston and Murphy store for months.
amber says – reply to this

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what is he pulling on his ear for???
david says – reply to this

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i think jeremy piven is HOT.
emily says – reply to this

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….since when is entourage not a buzz show?? just because it had to take an extra long break in between seasons because of the strike like every other show?
e.b. says – reply to this

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and godDAMN is jeremy hot. he makes the whole show. i'd buy anything from him, including sex.
kATHY says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE TOO KIND.

THIS GUY WAS BALD BACK IN PCU.
mrs. robinson says – reply to this

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honestly, when i saw this ad in my Departures mag i thought the Piv looked better than ever. he is styled perfectly!
Rich says – reply to this

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Perez you are the first person that I have heard diss Entourage CRAZY!!!! I don't see why you go off and constantly criticizing people. I mean seriously have you seen yourself? You're obviously overweight, you have awful teeth, and pretty soon your hair is going to fall out because you can't decide on one fucking color. I mean do guys actually dig you because I just cant see someone finding you attractive. Until you got a couple of Emmy's lying around your house for your role in a hit series lay off the criticism and work on your image. You're disgusting.
Toni says – reply to this

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Isn't Jeremy actually bald? Did you ever see the episode of Seinfeld where Jeremy auditions to be George in Jerry's new sitcom? He's really bald on that episode - and I don't think it's a wig.
MR.D says – reply to this

112

of course my horse. hes HOT.
lj says – reply to this

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what's up with him grabbing his ears?
AugustaFern says – reply to this

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Whats the deal with him playing with his ear.
laura says – reply to this

115

he's so sexy!
Pat says – reply to this

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That man can fuck me anytime, anyplace.

The leather goods would be a bonus.
Lala Bush says – reply to this

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He's so effin hot when he takes his shirt off. You don't expect him to be as buff as he is and it's a damn nice surprise.
Shannon says – reply to this

118

Absolutely. I'd bang him in a second!
el says – reply to this

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Why is he always touching his ear? Doe she have to check its still there?
Mister Ed says – reply to this

120

Those ads make me wanna fuck the shit out of Jeremy Piven. I especially like the one of his legs spread open….yum.
I just found my newest screensaver.
bob says – reply to this

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why is he always doing something with his hand(s) lke touching his face or something near his face..he does that in like every picture i've seen of him
Britni says – reply to this

122

Piven is one sexy motherfucker. This guy should wear a suit all the time. VERY HOT!!!
Lucie says – reply to this

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Fuck you haters (like you Fatass), he's very, VERY sexy.

He's the reason people watch Entourage, Ari Gold is the shit.

…and for the record, yeah, i'd buy the goods he's pimpin' here.
AP says – reply to this

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I love him. So sexy.
Cleo says – reply to this

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The man is a prick. I had the misfortune of meeting him some years ago. Most people who have actually met him would agree. Prick with a capital P! And that is a WIG!!!!! You don't suddenly grow hair when you were losing it for most of your adult life. He plays himself in most of his films and in that show! YAWN! PRICK!!!!!!
k8ee k8 says – reply to this

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EWW!! I guess they think sleazy is chic now. Maybe if STD's are the new must have! so gross makes me want to puke my face off!!!
A says – reply to this

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Every time I see him, I can't help but think Ari Gold, so that prevents me from taking this ad seriously.
Carlos says – reply to this

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I would buy anything this guy wants to sell me - he is hot and sexy and just a real catch.
hmm says – reply to this

129

A) He is soooo fucking sexy… I love him.
but…
B) WTF is with the ear scratching? Work on a new pose, Piven,…
scrub woman says – reply to this

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It makes me want to toss his ass in the shower with some very strong soap and shampoo. This guy looks so dirty he should maybe advertise for Wal Mart or some other trailer trash store.
char says – reply to this

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i love the pivot his acting is actually amazing on entourage.

and to #3 - funny how you find time to bother reading perezhilton.com when it is abundantly clear you dislike the writer. just fucking leave, yeah? fucking munter
Brianna says – reply to this

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Hell yes I would. I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jeremy Piven
brenna says – reply to this

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he is touching his ear in both shots
Vernchiqui says – reply to this

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I'd hit it
steph says – reply to this

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whatev perez jeremy piven is HOT and you know it!!
natalia says – reply to this

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i wouldn't call him a good looking man. he's average..short, big nose, big ego…nope. this ad does not make me want to buy the product. they need someone with a better look..nicer face at least. he has the face of a jerk and i've been told he stands up to that title well.
Susan says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven can eat crackers in my bed any day. He is so hot!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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What is with the ear tugging?
mod says – reply to this

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i absolutely love jpivs &entourageee, so lets leave him alone. ;]
shan says – reply to this

140

oh man so sexy, love him
KT says – reply to this

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I LOVE JP! He is soo funny and cool. I'd buy his sheet if I was a guy!
highlander says – reply to this

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Re: bonnieann –
You're spot on, Bonnieann. Pivert's been wearing the hairskin rug for years. No plugs or combovers for this guy–just ear-to-ear carpeting.
lauren says – reply to this

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Ah! I love Jeremy Piven. He's why I started watching Entourage. I'd buy anything from him!
Missy says – reply to this

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He is hot, hOT, HOT. Sorry God was so bad to you, looks-wise, Perez. Eat your heart out.
mary ellen says – reply to this

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Sexy? Are you kidding? I can't see past his fake hair and ear-caressing fetish. Maybe he should stop spending out of his league and then he wouldn't have to whore himself out…he's such a snot. If he dropped the attitude he would almost be attractive.
Eileen says – reply to this

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Tool time…tool time….fucking TOOL TIME!
Jaely says – reply to this

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I THINK HE'S SEXY, BUT I'M NOT FELLIN THE MAN-BAG.
jasminek says – reply to this

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why do you have to hate?!
piven is hot.
Julie says – reply to this

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If I were a guy, I'd buy it. Jeremy is smokin aces (ha, get it?!)
heather says – reply to this

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He used to be cool for being a dick, but now he's just a dick. Also, the head-turned-pose is weird…and twice??
noq says – reply to this

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Nooooo. I loathe his pretentious ass!
sqwee says – reply to this

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no, BUT HES SOOOOOOO SEXY!
Melissa says – reply to this

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I think he looks great…yumm he gets better with age…no sorry HAIR…yeahI ment he looks better with hair…sorry my mix-up…WHat is wrong with his ear tho?
Ania says – reply to this

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lol he looks pretty girly!!!!!!hahaha.
and I think he should shave his head! I hate it when guys get hair implants…its just gross and unnatural!
AMO says – reply to this

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No, I can't stand him!
Talei says – reply to this

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why is always touching his ear…
Bailey says – reply to this

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This is old news, Perez. Jeremy signed with Johnston & Murphy in August of 2007. So he's not exactly the "new face," as you say, trying to "supplement his income."

I still love you, though.
Ginny says – reply to this

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Oh Yeah…I'm buyin what he's sellin.
KATHY FROM TORONTO says – reply to this

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COULDNT THEY AT LEAST FIND AN ATTRACTIVE MAN FOR THE ADS?

EWW.
Rainbowcat says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven generally makes me want to buy room freshener. But he looks good in these ads.
M says – reply to this

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He's hot!! I'd buy him…
Rosie says – reply to this

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why is he pulling on his ear in every photo?
why?
Entourage says – reply to this

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Too bad he's been the face of Johnston and Murphy for a long time.
Maris says – reply to this

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If I were a man, I would buy this…he's so hott. Hug it out, Jer
nick piven lover says – reply to this

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stopp hating this man! get a life.. stop being morally presumptuous!!!
MO-NEE-QUA says – reply to this

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Shut it, Perez. Jeremy is looking good in this ad.
lolli says – reply to this

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I LOVE Jeremy Piven!!!
Really? says – reply to this

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Tell me this Perez….you would know. Is that a dildo holder on the second purse…err….manbag?
KL says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven is HOT. He could sell me anything!!
Really? says – reply to this

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Nevermind, I see it is a shoe. But if you squint it looks like a tan dildo.
Piven makes my skin crawl says – reply to this

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He is a tool! And always will be.

His Playboy interview was a riot though. He claims he always gets to play a tool/asshole because he is a good actor!

Uh no bub…. it is because you ooze asshole…even when you are trying to hit people over the head with your enlightenment.
Cristina says – reply to this

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I am in LOVE with Ari!! LOL Entourage is the BEST show ever! JP forever!!
Jax75 says – reply to this

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Honey, I'd buy a bag of air from Jeremy Piven…
Buck Futz says – reply to this

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Prick
firefly says – reply to this

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No. It's a man with a purse.
smaile says – reply to this

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I love Perry Hilton's friend, Jeremy Piven.
mimi says – reply to this

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I love him……..love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B Dug says – reply to this

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ummm…..

HELL YES HE DOES!!! HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY!

omfg I want to do him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ms.Linz says – reply to this

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AGAIN, old news Perez. i saw this ad months ago.
anastasia beaverhausen says – reply to this

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does he have an ear infection? Why does he keep tugging at his left ear?
nathalie says – reply to this

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i want to buy HIM, he's one of the sexiest guys in showbizz. for real!!!!
sid says – reply to this

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Can't stand this guy…ass.
mrs. D says – reply to this

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Rogaine? No way, thats gotta be a piece. Remember him in PCU? Whats with the ear tugging poses? Still think he's hot though
jerk says – reply to this

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Why is he always pulling his ear??
k says – reply to this

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yes, he is hot.
Ashley says – reply to this

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I Think he Looks super Hot! Everyone else is whore-ing themselves out for fashion, why can't he!
Stefanie says – reply to this

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New face? Definitely been the face of Johnston and Murphy since last summer
pickle pie says – reply to this

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he is so gross and cocky. i can just picture him as the short, obnoxious, balding, over-40 drunk guy who tries to pick up all the 21 year olds at the bar. and you know he is hung like my pinkie……….only my pinkie is much bigger……….and i have TINY HANDS. HAAAA
PICKLE PIE says – reply to this

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Re: Really? – OMG thank you for the laugh. i just laughed so loud that i scared my dog. you're right, the second PURSE does look like it has a tan dildo on it! omg, omg, i have the giggles now. thank you!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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He's gorgeous. He could endorse rolaids and I would still love him!
P.S Entourage will be a hit once again! Best show ever made!
Evo says – reply to this

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I wouldn't buy anything this douchenozzle pushes.
Lauren says – reply to this

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I would let that man do anything and everything he would want to! He is so fucking sexy. I want him so bad!!
Brittny says – reply to this

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I think hes hott! In an older man way…
Smitty says – reply to this

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yo, your mad ugly and i feel as though u need to continuously make fun of people to feel better about yourself… maybe you are the one that needs to be on some sort of meds to boost your self-esteem…look at YOUR job, its absolutely pathetic. u rip on people for no reason and consume your life with the lives of others, i wish someone had a website that ripped on you because THAT would be hilarious
Angela says – reply to this

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c'mon.. you know you'd tap that ass P-CubeZ
megan says – reply to this

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Perez - The one and major off putting thing about your blog is your piss and vitriol… it's lazy and predictive…smarten up big boy, i wanna keep watching.
Marshall says – reply to this

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Why hire the most irritating, annoying, rude, and completely fugly person around to hawk expensive goods to the public?! Makes no sense.
Marshall says – reply to this

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Oh, wait, I forgot talentless.
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