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"Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral"

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Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral

A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 5:58 pm / Email this »

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katie says – reply to this

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smile! You're ugly!
katie says – reply to this

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first!
Yoko says – reply to this

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oh wow!
son says – reply to this

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nice.
says me says – reply to this

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Mariah is comin to my Funeral!
sda says – reply to this

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1st
T says – reply to this

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wow
yeahbabyyeah says – reply to this

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aww me so horny
Jpie says – reply to this

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hah
YOURMOTHER says – reply to this

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first…. lol he used a picture of a hoe to represent the hocker i mean striper
jenny says – reply to this

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FIRST!
ME says – reply to this

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LOLOLOLOL!!! TEEHEE
leah says – reply to this

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thats funny .. .1st
Sara says – reply to this

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Are you for real?!
Nk says – reply to this

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I have to be first!
asg says – reply to this

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1st
isabelle says – reply to this

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boobs much?
k says – reply to this

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1st!!
ll says – reply to this

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that some classy shit first
c says – reply to this

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wierd
fashionista says – reply to this

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I want a fashion show with all my clothes at my funeral.
alwaysclassy says – reply to this

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The Pammy pic is a nice addition to such a touching story.
josh says – reply to this

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niceeee
lou says – reply to this

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BRILLIANT!!
cg says – reply to this

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first! why is pam anderson in this post?
ED says – reply to this

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firsttt
Kevin says – reply to this

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and this has what to do with Pam Anderson?
patricia says – reply to this

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first bitches!!!
Frosty says – reply to this

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haha thats hilarious
Sandra says – reply to this

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FIRST COMMENT!
NathanKayy says – reply to this

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I really have to be first!!!!!

Nathan
caitlinclare says – reply to this

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first
sophia says – reply to this

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crazy
Saul Good says – reply to this

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All pretty girls eventually hit the wall.

She looks like she's been through one!…or two
jazzhands says – reply to this

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The man lived to 103 they should have made his coffin out of glass put a stripper pole coming out of the top of it and had the stripper perform a crazy arcobatic show swinging from the pole and doing back flips. 103 and died walking to vote hats off as well as bra's
Lori says – reply to this

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Maybe he should have used all his money for a taxi instead of on strippers.
Leslie says – reply to this

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Her boobs look great!!
chickie says – reply to this

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wait, a 10 minute strip show? Is that long enough? Oh it was at a funeral. Yeah Im sure it was perfect. Why is anderson pictured here, did she strip?

she looks good hyped up on coke doesnt she? Is that rude? To be perfectly honest I am getting tired of seeing this womans silicone bags. Uggh, who cares anymore? Be a mom to your kids dammit. Youre time to party is over. Grow up. Was that rude too? Oh wow I blame hormones. Sorry.
Gaelin says – reply to this

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can u not read? she's the stripper who attended the funeral. stupid ass.
Gaelin says – reply to this

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Re: Gaelin – STUPID ASS!
Alli says – reply to this

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Ahhh, I want a stripper at my funeral to!
JOHNNY BAMBINI says – reply to this

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PAMELA I LOVE YOU!!!!

PAMELA ANDERSON IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CHARMING AND TALENTED
WOMAN ALIVE AN DI LOVE HER. SHES ALSO THE MOST GENEROUS AND AWESOME.

SHE IS A STRIPPER, BUT ONLY ON TV. AND SHE GETS PAID MILLIONS FOR THAT.

HAHA

LOVE YOU PAMELA, JOHNNY BAMBINI AND DAVID BAMBINI:)
Christine says – reply to this

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So what! How is this news? People do all sorts of stuff when somebody dies.
CC says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, Fuck you. You are the fattest, Ugliest no talent hack on the internet
tabi says – reply to this

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its actually very common to have a stripper at a taiwanese funeral
just die already says – reply to this

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geez what low self esteem she has!!!! she needs to take some of her fake tit fund and invest it in that ugly ass face of hers!!!!!! and remember YOU CANT FIX STUPID!!!! so go drink yourself to death ho bag
Josh says – reply to this

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Perez,

What does this have to do with Wal-Mart, get your links right!!
mindy says – reply to this

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Is she missing a nipple?
NW says – reply to this

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I'm from Taiwan and I remember when I was young I witnessed few public funerals. For example, the deseased's family will hire a person to cry and mourn at funerals or they have a truck going around the city with girls wearing stripper like clothes and dance on the pole. I don't think they actually strip per se but just put on a show. I don't know why they do so but it's a tradition, I guess.
Cecily says – reply to this

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#35 - jazzhands
Totally agree! The man was old enough to have "it" his way. Good for him!
Rusty says – reply to this

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If only yanks cared enough to walk 3.1 miles to vote
MJ says – reply to this

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hahahhaha!!!!that's awesome,now thats what i call a funeral!!!!!!!people should do that more often!!!!!hahahahah!to avoid depression,lol hahahahaha that's hot!!!!!hard-on during a funeral hahahah
Hate sexist pigs says – reply to this

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Glad he's gone. One less disgusting man on the planet.
SS says – reply to this

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100 descentents and this man couldn't get a ride!?! Thats some f'd up shizzle right there!! His son could pay for a stripper but not a taxi for 3 miles. Are you sure this wasn't in the US??
valentina says – reply to this

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i couldnt agree more with #51
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Why? Why do people insist on writing first? Even if you are first who gives a rats? Every single comment thingy has first in it about 10 times! Dum
Allison says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or should we be seeing some nippleage, or at least ariola, in this picture. FREAKY!
Love All! says – reply to this

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everybody will wear pink to my funeral! phi mu love!
b.t. says – reply to this

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http://therightangle2.googlepages.com/home
tali says – reply to this

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NOT HOT
jamie says – reply to this

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them are the fakest looking breasts ever and shes looking pretty hagard herself ! what do men see in ehr shes so fakeeeeeeeeeeeeee
XDfunny says – reply to this

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thats really funny, kinda weird in a way tho:P
angel hair says – reply to this

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ah, that's my country for you. just today i saw a news of a drunken son stabbing his dad to death because the dad was nagging too much.
talk about trashy… u.s has got nothing on taiwan!
i am gulliver says – reply to this

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i luv you pam,, nice to see you brought the twins, they make a lovely couple
Dan from Custom Roses says – reply to this

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what's a stripper in Taiwan have to do with Pamela Anderson?

YOUR MESSAGE on the petals of LIVE ROSES

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Howard says – reply to this

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who cares and why is Pam A in the photo
MNM says – reply to this

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Those udders freak me out! Pam's AND the uddders on the advertisement to the right. Freaky!!!
Who cares about the story, TITS! says – reply to this

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What a pic! I would love to slide my junk in between those things till I shot all over her hepatits neck!
Alexis says – reply to this

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When will Pam grow up and realize that she is the mother to two young boys and stop dressing like a cheap hooker? How are those boys going to feel when they figure out that their friends are only hanging out with them so they can get a free peep show? She's disgusting!! No parent in their right mind is going to let their kids hang out with those boys with a mother like theirs and that's really sad. I feel bad for them. Pam needs to start putting her boys first and stop parading around half naked and looking slutty. Save it for the bedroom Pam!
carla says – reply to this

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imagine urself being paid to strip in front of a corpse… so wrong!!
melissa says – reply to this

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this is OLD news i heard about this at least a week ago in Australian local papers…
jocelyn says – reply to this

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oh wow creepy
Julio says – reply to this

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Pam has not only hit the wall, she has been bounced off it a thousand times!
Spinny says – reply to this

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This isn't really that unheard-of here in Taiwan. People here like to send the dead off into the next world with the things they enjoyed most in this one, so whether it's strippers at funerals, or settling light to a stack of their favouriate cigarettes on their grave, or leaving a bowl of their favourite food on the grave, anything goes really!! Oh yes, and you can pay professional mourners to come and cry and wail at the funeral too, so it makes the neighbours think the person was more popular than they actually were!
MNM says – reply to this

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She sure does look coked up!! woo hoo
dena says – reply to this

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walmart is fucking evil
: ) says – reply to this

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so she gave the coffin a lap dance??? I hope they taped this, I would love to see it
laurita says – reply to this

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what does pamela has to do with anything?
kisses from ARGENTINA
Ancient Queen says – reply to this

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she just looks old and used up - throw on another layer of pancake Pam - you need all the help you can get - 40 is supposed to be the new 30, not the new 50
ddddddd says – reply to this

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wtf? why do u have a pic of pam on here?????/
.. says – reply to this

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hollywood gossip?? I think not
Melly G says – reply to this

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haha
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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GOOD FOR THEM! WHY NOT GO OUT WITH A BANG? SCREW FORMALITY…THEY'RE DEAD. IT SHOULD BE A PARTY. AT MY FUNERAL I WANT PEOPLE TO TELL FUNNY STORIES ABOUT ME AND GET DRUNK AND SILLY. OR BETTER YET…LEAVE EARLY AND GO HAVE SERIOUS SEX.
Arquen says – reply to this

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thats just stupid……who would actually do that???
wowow says – reply to this

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god would be so proud…
AwwShiz says – reply to this

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What a way to go!Eh!…Thats not weird.What's so weird about that?Variety is the spice of life.So I guess the fact that I want clowns to pop out of my casket at my funeral like they do with those tiny cars is strange?So judgemental!Sheesh!
queer looking ass nigga says – reply to this

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karen says – reply to this

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What Pam anderson has to do with the story?
DevilDawg says – reply to this

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I saw this same story on another gossip (poponthepop.com) site but at least they had some humerous commentary to it. Step up your A game perezzle!
mel says – reply to this

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I do not understand why any WOMAN needs to resort to showing CLEVAGE to attract men, or have other woman talk about her.

If all a woman can do is show her breasts to get attention, then you know you need some better social skills.

I hope she begins with: HOW TO RESPECT YOUR DIGNITY 101.
DeezNutz says – reply to this

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Re: YOURMOTHER – you need to learn how to spell
1~hocker is spelled hooker
2~stiper is spelled stripper
dumb ass
vogue says – reply to this

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Can someone please tell me what "first" means? I always wonder that every time I read these posts lol.
Grean4Life says – reply to this

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I hate this chinese men! he will surely ruin my nation's will!!!
They will grab those beautiful blondes instead of my clans!!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
kat says – reply to this

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30 yrs ago, Anderson was a naturally beautiful woman without any help….30 yrs later,she's a monstrocity of plastic surgery and sun damage. She's disgusting looking, her boobs are disgusting, her face is disgusting, everything about her screams "Dried up hardened prune"….she use to have it though. At one point in time, she was beautiful…now she's just a plastic surgery freak that people snicker at.
kristen says – reply to this

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that is some bull shyt. that man is gonna go to hell poor guy hes probably burning right now
the immortal bathog says – reply to this

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look at the tits on her.
the immortal bathog says – reply to this

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Re: mel – thats all she needs to do. she probably could do more but simply doesnt need to. you are assuming her capabilities are limited bcause she has big tits
jessica says – reply to this

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That's a real pimp.
M-Rihanna says – reply to this

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i want a striper at my funeral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xtie says – reply to this

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FAKE BOOBIES!

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