Panned!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Film Flickers > Jared Leto

Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto's new movie, Chapter 27, is being savaged by the critics.

It's a good thing they both have things to fall back on.

He, his mediocre music career. She, an inevitable future stint in rehab!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 25, 2008 at 4:05 pm / Email this »

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loveleto says – reply to this

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I'd be the first to hit it.
OPRAH says – reply to this

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DEATH TO ALL FAGS!
DEATH TO ALL FAGS!
DEATH TO ALL FAGS!
DIE OF AIDS AND BURN IN HELL FOREVER!!!!
bb says – reply to this

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me?
ky says – reply to this

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awww poor jared
Erika says – reply to this

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He looks so much like Karen O!
haha
I'd totally hit it though, he was way better in My so-called life!
haha says – reply to this

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2nd?
Bessemer says – reply to this

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love him. hate her.
cecilia says – reply to this

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second !!!!!lol she should retire already have a baby from a random guy and move to alaska i'm not kidding maybe that will save her
FAG HAG says – reply to this

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Leave HIM ALONE HE IS HOT AND SHOULD BE TREATED BETTER BECAUSE OF IT!
lala says – reply to this

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haha
ck1804 says – reply to this

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suprised anyone????
Racquel says – reply to this

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I love 30 Seconds to Mars :]
Amy says – reply to this

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He was so super sexy in Requiem!!!
vain says – reply to this

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what do u expect when your only talent is to suck d**k…….and im talking about both of em haha lmao
boopy. says – reply to this

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oopy doopy abby made a poopy.
Leto_Army says – reply to this

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Mediocre music career? hahahahahahah xDDDDDDD think about it Perez, they have an amazing success everywhere!

Go and search their videos in youtube.

[Echelon]
holly says – reply to this

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his music career is not mediochre.. its good

and as for lohan.. well shes just a douche. she made the movie suck!!
311 says – reply to this

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im gay
TOMASVEGA says – reply to this

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POOR LL
Jeff says – reply to this

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Not even worth the 12 cents it'll cost to make the dvd. Certainly it's not going to theaters…
Elle aka Damnhe'sHot says – reply to this

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I happen to like his music, and damn he's hot.
Keighty says – reply to this

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Hey, 30 Seconds to Mars is pretty good.

LiLo, not so much.
lyle says – reply to this

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http://skeevillle.myminicity.com/
http://ssspeeakk.blogg.se/ says – reply to this

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OH,quelle suprise!:O
steph says – reply to this

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i love jordan catalano…. thats how he managed to bang all those celebrities … they saw the show, and loved him too, dont let them fool you
Danielle says – reply to this

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saw it at sundance last year — it was sooo terrible — not worth the $$
echelon says – reply to this

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for as bad as all the critics are making the movie, its surprisingly good. jared was amazing in it. he totally captured mark david chapman.. i think jared should get an oscar for the role. and his music career mediocre? please perez.. they're only getting started…

Provehito In Altum
missy says – reply to this

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His acting in Chapter 27 was absolutely outstanding. It's worth seeing purely for his performance. Everything else to do with the film is poor - especially Lindsay.
Hdawg says – reply to this

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Jared and 30 STM rock, Lindsay sucks! I'd see the movie just to see fat Jared… But he's hot, can't beat that!
huh?? says – reply to this

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wow, she looks purdy with that guitar
Jill says – reply to this

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when was the last time she was in a good movie? Or, was she ever in a good movie? I don't dislike her but her talents in the entertainment business are when she's not getting paid to perform!
Bud says – reply to this

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Well at least they work for a living. It must be so hard to sit on your fat fucking ass all day bitching about people more famous than you'll ever be. Turd.
Lala says – reply to this

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yeah, they're both useless
cambel says – reply to this

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They made this movie like 4 years ago. Why did it sit on the shelf so long???? Not really a good sign there.
annie says – reply to this

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I would still tear him up.
angela says – reply to this

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i was in NYC when they were fliming this and saw Jared Leto, his trailer was literally downstairs from my friends apartment and I saw him on a couple different occasions, anyways, just to see how he transformed himself for that role intrigues me enough to go see the film.
Ouch... says – reply to this

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But…I am pretty sure they can both get into Villa, which is more than you can say, right??? Perez, I don't think you are nearly as cool as you think you are.
Bri says – reply to this

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quit being a bitch perez! Jared's band, 30 seconds to mars, is awesome!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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I saw it at Sundance last year and it SUCKED. Not to mention, Jared was a total douche at the Q&A after the premiere. Such a snob!
Barbra says – reply to this

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Hey… Jared has more talent in his pinky finger than you have in 100000 of your fat asses Perez. The only reason why the movie will bomb is because of Lohan alone. They (other stars in the movie and producers/directors) all know this… probably accepted it by now and are awaiting the brutal comments to arrive. But to call his singing career anyting but AMAZING is the biggest insult ever. 30 seconds to mars is an amazing band that do amazing things for this earth. Check out Beautiful Lie Video when you aren't kissing ass somewhere in hollywood. Fat ass!
delphine says – reply to this

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Well for Lindsay you're right, but for Jared, his music is really good !! honestly, for people who like this usic, his group is really good ! so don't say they are mediocre ! just say that you don't like it
Me i like it, and i listen to the album with a lot of pleasure, like other rock or emo groups

Thanks !!
anonymous says – reply to this

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Sorry dude, he's hot!! I'd see any movie he did. And much cooler than your britany and spice girls which didn't show to your birthday btw. Hell lindsey's cooler than them.
oh and that Oprah charactor on here. Watch what you wish for because the curse comes right back on you….heee..heee..now go play with your dildo closet case.
Juanita Banana says – reply to this

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Your thoughts on 30 Seconds To Mars are mediocre! Even more so, since you claim to know about music….
mmm...jaredleto says – reply to this

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I love him!!! He is a great actor and 30 Seconds to Mars rocks. He is talented in acting, singing, art, and directing. People hate him because he is multi talented and not afraid to try new things. All you haters shut up.

Lohan blows
Douche Bag says – reply to this

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Lohan is a dirty, untalented whore. Leto is great. I love his music. It's not showtunes, so maybe Perez can't relate.
MR MATTY says – reply to this

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why cant lindsay go back to how we like her
SHAZAM says – reply to this

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open your heart perez. Jared will accept you. he has big mouth just like you.
motorbike says – reply to this

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while i don't doubt that this movie is awful, you can't say it's being, "panned by critics" if you offer only one review.
Sydney says – reply to this

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Jared Leto doesn't have a mediocre career! 30 Seconds To Mars rules. ;-;
… Lindsay Lohan on the other hand.
Tana says – reply to this

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I still feel a sense of loss because "My So-Called Life" ended waaayy too soon. It was one of the greatest of all time. Jared Leto can do no wrong in my book. He will always reign supreme as Jordan Catalano.
Duckie2318 says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH – OPRAH IS A FAG….WHO POST SHIT LIKE THAT ON A BLOG..SERIOUSLY…FUCKING LOSER
maría says – reply to this

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I like so much your site, pero deberías asegurarte bien de lo que afirmas porque 30 seconds to mars están teniendo mucho éxito, y no soy ninguna fanática, solo te digo (como han hecho muchos en sus posts) que por muy mal que te caiga jared leto his band rules
lindsay lohan sucks!!
Cassie says – reply to this

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Jared is hot and he can do no wrong.
StrawberryBlossom says – reply to this

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Soooo mean Perez! I love you man, but plz stop saying Jared Leto sucks because we ALL know he TOTTALY ROCKSS !

Plz Hun!
Lindsay yeah big slut , but Jared NO NO NO!

I LOVE the man.. And no, he doen´s t have a mediocre music career! He´s an awesome singer, and his band is known across the world so …
luvbrit says – reply to this

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If ANYONE actually READ the article, you would see that the reviewer actually refers to Lindsay as a "MAGNETIC YOUNG ACTRESS".
ron says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH –
Do you feel better now?

Sound like you think about this alot!

Well good luck with your "DEATH TO ALL FAGS!" quest.

hugs kisses,
Love

This big FAG
hotness says – reply to this

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come on perez you know you LOVEEEEEEEE jared you just cant admit it coz he hates you
ps: FAT FUCK
and lindsay is a cheap whore
natalie says – reply to this

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jared is amazing
broke hugan says – reply to this

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shup up fatso jared is sooooooooo hot and lindsay is a cunt
echelon-Brazil says – reply to this

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Mediocre music career? Are you kidding?
Perez, honey, maybe you should do more research. Try looking for them on youtube instead of thinking that everybody share your personal opinion.
Jared Leto rocks!!!
30 Seconds to Mars is the best!!!

Provehito in altum
OOOOFAH! says – reply to this

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Good…. he's an asshole for going against the future. Dumb egotistical jerk.
Saul Good says – reply to this

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******Look up the words "pretentious" and "hack" in the dictionary and you'll see a picture of Jared Leto………and Madonna****
Trix says – reply to this

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I love your site but why do you always pick on Leto…he's a great guy
renata says – reply to this

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Why the fuck you hate Jared Leto so much? He refused to fuck you? Sorry but he's too hot for you, get over.

Jared Leto is great,
30 seconds to Mars is wonderful,
Lohan sucks and so do you.

Provehito In Altum
Mery says – reply to this

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heyyy perez shut the fuck up!
30 STM rocksssssss
lindsay…no so much…love him, haaaaate her!
ur nightmare says – reply to this

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Perez u don't know wtf your talking about! Have u watched the movie yourself? Or have u ever heard any of his songs? I don't know what your criticism is based on… but seriously go waste your time criticizing someone other than Jared Leto. He's one talented guy.. who can both sing and act!
Claudia says – reply to this

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Perez Please! Your suck a hater! Jared's performance was great in Chapter 27…and if you didn't get the movie is cause ur ass didn't read the book! Get educated! I don't mind Lilo, yet I don't care for her either!
Veronica says – reply to this

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mediocre my ass!!! you really have no idea what kind of wonderful things he and his band does??? I think you should try and find that out instead of trying to find little crumbs of shit to put on him.
And my point of view on chapter27.. movie kind of sucks but Jareds acting is amazing
L0RDX3NU says – reply to this

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Jared… what're we going to do about all this ethanol consumption? The veggie oil bus idea was meant just for secondary uses of vegetable oil, not harvesting crops to burn for fuel. These corn farmers are laughing their asses off to the banks I'm sure, but … that's food.

And what the fuck is with this Milk Gone Wild ads? A bunch of women with extra rubber breasts on them isn't going to make me stop drinking milk or eating milk products. It just makes me think about how weird and desperate PETA is to win mindshare. Just advertise YouTube videos of people who know how to cook vegan foods. Like, instead of doing dumb publicity stunts or asking celebs to get naked for veganism, make a well publicized cooking show. People need ideas in their head on how they'd even BEGIN going vegan, these odd publicity stunts seem nothing more than back patting of fellow vegans.

And what's with these highly naive vegans I keep coming across?? Like, recently one was trying to convince me that McDonald's french fries are fried in beef lard!! LOL - they use vegetable oil… their fries do have beef flavouring on them, but beef lard? Come on…

Or like, someone telling me that milk has Bovine Growth Hormone and how I shouldn't drink milk, etc … yeah - that's only true if you're drinking American milk. In Canada BGH is banned. I'm sure there's other drugs and antibiotics, but don't distort the truth please…
haha says – reply to this

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This gives me lulz, Perez, you're not even Z list and yet his music career is mediocre? You just hate him because he dissed bloggers, before that you perved over him like a drooling loser. Get over it.

30stm fucking rocks.
Jared's a talented guy. says – reply to this

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That's it, I'm, done with this site. I'm boycotting forever.

You were always a flash in the pan Perez and this is what I like to call the beginning of the end.
Perez's crush told him to fuck off says – reply to this

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What I love most abouth this Jared hate is how Perez has deleted his older posts praising Jared and perving over him before he made a negative statement about bloggers. I distinctly remember him even enthusiastically posting a music video up saying that it was great.
beautiful lie says – reply to this

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you know perez. fuck off.
if you think about jared puts so much work into his film
only he would risk getting as fat as your ass to capture the perfect realism for his work.
and just a question.
have you seen the movie?
because if you have not.
spend the 8$ make your own judgment.
because it really is an amazing flim
and another thing.
do you make music……NO
so don't judge on someone's talent.
because he has got more talent in his little toe
than you have in your fat tub of lard of a body.

MARS ARMY FOR LIFE!
perez is a fat fuck says – reply to this

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Perez, get over your crush on Jared Leto. You just can't accept the fact that he didn't want to do you, you fat fuck.
Mona says – reply to this

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love 'em both! and i hope to see the movie
kp says – reply to this

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if jared leto was fuck ugly, his "music career" would have gotten NOWHERE because there are thousands of other bands that sounds EXACTLY like his shite.
nat ~ ECHELON says – reply to this

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FOR FUCK SAKE LEAVE JARED ALONE! WOT THE FUCK HAS HE DONE TO U APART FROM SAY NO TO A SHAG?! EVERY FUCKING MONTH IT IS 'JARED DID SOMETHING 'BAD' WHICH I WOULD HAVE DONE 10000 TIMES WORSE, FEEL SORRY FOR ME!' well perez we pitty you.

30 SECONDS TO MARS ROCK XX
fagg fucker says – reply to this

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it's because they made him put on SO MUCH WEIGHT. prolly why it sucked ass.
leto rules says – reply to this

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mediocore? perez you are the biggest asshole. get over yourself, he's a great singer, you just suck. you would take him deep given the chance.
xECHELONx says – reply to this

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fuck ya perezzzzzzzz
you are the one who have a mediocre career
you envy him
thats sosssssssss obvious, for fuck sake perezzzz,
are you a deaf????????????
30STM ROCK THE WORLD!!!
and you all homophopic shut the fuck up
vision says – reply to this

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Awards for Best Video from MTV, Kerrang, Australian Music Awards, European Music Awards, Latin Music Awards….hardly mediocre Perez
Don't forget the sold out concerts worldwide
You're just jealous and Jared loathes you
Revolve says – reply to this

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Lohan isn't even relevant. She's in the film for only 10 minutes and does basically nothing but listen to Mark David Chapman ramble. Jared is excellent in the film portraying the downward spiral of a deranged human being
Music Industry Analyst says – reply to this

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Do you really consider selling more than a million CDs mediocre? In today's market? Hopefully, your potential new label for Warner Brothers will sell that many CDs for each of the artists you sign. Stop knocking things just because YOU don't like them. Just like your remarks regarding Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails headlining Lollapalooza, you're proving yourself to be increasingly disconnected from reality. Not really the quality (?) you want in a label head, huh? Stop believing your own hype and shut your mouth when you don't know what you're talking about.
h says – reply to this

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oh poor jared.
he is a good actor.
and he is really really hot too.
but,lindsay lohan?
ew.
Hay says – reply to this

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jared is a pretty good actor,lets be honest.
and i went to a 30stm concert,he has a good voice too.
and he is really really fuckin hot.
but Lindsay?
ew,wasnt she in rehab?
Nadia says – reply to this

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His music is not mediocre. If you actually listened to his album you would have a different opinion. So please don't comment about things you know nothing about.
demo_lovers says – reply to this

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jared leto is such an ass. he wore rubber gloves at a cd signing and refused to hug people.
stacey says – reply to this

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i dont think this movie is new, i saw it almost a year ago!

being a huge john lennon fan, i found the movie almost offensive.
dreamgirl says – reply to this

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Ok first of all…Jared Leto's music is amazing! 3o Seconds to Mars rocks!!! And he's hot! LL is awful though…
dan says – reply to this

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jared is awesome! not to mention HOT. he could tear my ass apart in a heartbeat!! loho is just a stupid whore… FIRE CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
javajunkie says – reply to this

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have any of you people actually listened to his band and albums? 30 Seconds to Mars is actually a really good band and his music is better than some of the crap that Perez thinks is good. And you'd think for a guy that just had a birthday and is older now, Perez, you would grow up and stop acting like an immature gay child…get over your little hissy fit over Jared…
Ld says – reply to this

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OK for Lindsay but for Jared can you tell me why 30 seconds to mars is always sold out if he's really rubbish!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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What? 30STM > you, Perez.
rebeck says – reply to this

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i'd bang him :]
Becca says – reply to this

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Re: OPRAH –
What a load of fucking bullshit, you homophobe! 1. he's not gay, 2. even if he was so WHAT?
HOMOPHOBIA is GAY!!!!!!!!!!
*sticks up middle fingers at you*
Snickers says – reply to this

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It'll be on video within a month if it's not already. Didn't this thing play at Sundance LAST YEAR??? tells you how bad it must be if it's taken this long to be released. Besides, who wants to watch a movie which tries to explain why some fat-ass crazy loser killed one of the greatest rock stars of the 20th century? Mark David Chapman is a pathetic loser who should have been institutionalized. He's where he belongs, rotting in jail. Attention NY state parole board: Never let this asshole out!!
Bree says – reply to this

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hey! dont be mean to Jared, hes to sexy!

XD

lindsay is a fucking weirdo
Bree says – reply to this

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Re: gimane –

you do know that people can pose as celebrities…….

I don't think he of all people would have a problem with getting a woman
Ari says – reply to this

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Ahahahahahahahah!!! Perez, why are you so much against Jared?!? Did he refuse to spend a dirty night with your fat ass?
Come on, babe, get over it! And please, before you talk about something, search for some information and be aware of what someone's career is really about. 30 Seconds To Mars are loved and adored all around the world, and you seem the only silly one who doesn't know…
One last thing, honey: bebore judging a movie, smart people pay and watch it… you know, things usually work like that…
truth says – reply to this

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Ah is he tryinng to have a cover band for Joan Jet? Or is this a cry for help to bring back "my so called life”

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