Daddy Douche

Filed under: Kevin Federline

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Kevin Federline plays the fool in the new issue of In Touch.

To read his interview$ with the magazine, CLICK HERE.

We hope they didn't pay him more than 5k. That's all he's worth!

    Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm / Email this  »

    231 comments to “Daddy Douche”

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    1. britneyfannnnnnn says – reply to this


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      who actually cares about him?

    2. purplespinach says – reply to this


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      where are the kids? didn't he want to pimp them out???

    3. kevin sairoredjo says – reply to this


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      first !

    4. fdshsfgatg says – reply to this


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      sgsfdgsfdgdstgdgfsgFIRSTfgsfdhgsfhgsfhs

    5. LAUREN says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!

    6. wow says – reply to this


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      GANGSTA chef…what a tool

    7. lj says – reply to this


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      first!!!
      i hate kfed

    8. pot says – reply to this


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      more than he is worth? that's the pot calling the kettle black, perez.

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    9. Son says – reply to this


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      Still better than Britney.

    10. NOT WORTH A NICKEL!!! says – reply to this


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      NOT WORTH A NICKEL!!!

    11. KISS THE COOK says – reply to this


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      PUT A FORK IN HIM! HE'S DONE!

    12. Tiff says – reply to this


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      like, 50th?

      i'm starting to like k-fraud. since brit went nuts he's lookin like the ideal parent

    13. Cody Alaniz says – reply to this


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      As much as I despise him id let him split me Haha

    14. Marcela...Ela, Ela, Eh, Eh, Eh says – reply to this


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      IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. Kater says – reply to this


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      He sounds like the lesser of two evils. Seems he's a great dad doing what he can. I'm not a fan of the Fed-Ex, but you gotta do what you gotta do when your baby mama is a fruit loop.

    16. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

    17. blahblah says – reply to this


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      and he probably doesn't even care about his first two kids because shar has no money. i know people are going to say 'well shar says he's a great dad.' the more she talks highly, the more money she'll likely get from kevin, which came from britney.

    18. ang says – reply to this


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      why????????????

    19. Briana. says – reply to this


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      I hate how I still think he's hot…

    20. amie says – reply to this


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      What a fuck#n piece of s*@t douche!

    21. alex m says – reply to this


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      yay #8

    22. Tina Little says – reply to this


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      I hate to say this, but I'm growing fond of him - I want him to put it inside me!

    23. texie says – reply to this


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      he's a dad. That's what real dads do, acting goofy and what not! You will never know that.

    24. oiy says – reply to this


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      asshole

    25. kfedddddddddddddd says – reply to this


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      Why can't be in magazines and give interviews??? Britney sure does. I see nothing wrong with what he did…it's not like he is showing pix of the boys!! Get over it Perez!!

    26. deenums says – reply to this


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      Karma will get that user.

    27. truth says – reply to this


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      Ah he plays the fool

    28. Encyclopedia Dramatica says – reply to this


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      Is it weird that I want to f*ck him in all of those pics? He looks hot! And I bet he's got a big one…how else could he pleasure Brit's totally stretched-to-the-max coochie snorcher?

      C'mon K-Fed! Nude pics or STFU!!!!!

    29. jenbean says – reply to this


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      Yeah, so he is a little rough, but at least he is a good dad and fighting for for his kids. I get that she is sick and wasn't being "handled" properly, but he has been the only stable thing in the lives of his children….you have to give him props for that.

    30. ACG says – reply to this


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      He isn't that bad, he doesn't have pictures of the kids, just him (which is good) and what he says is nice about being a father, Britney and his life. I don't see what is so wrong here. Who are we to judge?

    31. Leen says – reply to this


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      K-Fed is hot!

    32. laura says – reply to this


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      Don't call him a douch! At least he is present in his children's lives. Actions speak louder than words. Kevin is there for his boys. He has even allowed Brit to see the kiddos. He even seems to take the kidding in stride. He is a lot better than so many absentee Dads. Be good Kevin.

    33. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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      waitttttt, are we back to hating him?? i can't keep up.

    34. ryan w says – reply to this


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      IS it possible to like both britney and kevin?? Why is it you start dissin on K as soon as you start liking britney again??

      You sound like your in highschool, no, middleschool..

      grow up.

    35. jae says – reply to this


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      He's a good dad. he does the best he can do in his situation. i don't think people realize how hard it is to raise kids.

    36. {krazihottkelli/b/grl""""Hillary will zave uz'''''''''' says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ I luv the k/daddy ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

      zzzzzzzzz bet hez fun playin with zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[ lucky boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

    37. Heaven Forbid says – reply to this


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      Yeah, heaven forbid a guy attempt to make a life for his kids and keep his head up while their mom, a woman he cares about is recovering from her parents, sam lufti and people like you Perez.
      And how horrible that he is striving for diplomacy with britney, going out of his way to make sure that his kids don't lack love and respect for her.
      He's the one who has to field the issue of "Where's Mommy"? and he rightfully kept them away from her while she was so deeply disturbed.
      Repeat Newsflash:
      BRITNEY persued Kevin.
      BRITNEY asked Kevin to marry her.
      BRITNEY filed for divorce.

      Stop demonizing this guy.

    38. Diamondgirl says – reply to this


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      FUCK THAT DOUCHE BAG! K-fraud~ Go back to the 'NO', be a nobody and get ur ass kicked daily….

    39. CLe03 says – reply to this


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      Perez why you hating on Kevin now when before you were talking about him being a good parent? make up your mind…

    40. candice says – reply to this


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      Hey perez. I love your site. But now that Brittney is doing better…do we forget that K-Fed was the one taking care of the kids? He did the right thing from the day she fell off. Don't start bashing him now. Remember he didn't take the money offered to talk about Brittney, he also has kept the kids out of the limelight and finally, he cancelled his reality show once brittney lost it. Let's give the man a little credit people!

    41. K-FED says – reply to this


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      THANKS
      FOR NOT
      TELLING EVERYBODY
      ABOUT MY HUMILIATING
      EXPERIENCE ON MY BIRTHDAY, PEREZ.

    42. Ros5366 says – reply to this


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      Leave the guy alone he is doing the best he can.

    43. Jen says – reply to this


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      KFed is a total slimball and I hope he gets ran over by a semi. HE HAS NO FUCKIN TALENT AND HE MOOCHED OFFA BRIT BRIT TO GAIN CELEBRITY STATUS! HE IS A FUCKIN NOBODY AND I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM BURN IN HELL!!!

    44. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Wait a minute Perez……..Weren't you "Team K- Fed" about a month ago??? Make up your damn mind and stick to it for Christ's sake!!

    45. Tired of Lies says – reply to this


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      Nice to see that there aren't any picture of the kids.

      Those tattoos sure are ridiculous though!!

    46. lilvixen69 says – reply to this


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      well he may not be much but at least he stepped up to the plate and took care of the kids when the mom was acting irrationally. And Perez you are an idiot, if and when you ever become a father i just wonder what kind of dad you will be…

    47. Elena says – reply to this


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      He looks like a fun dad. Leave him alone!

    48. Andrew says – reply to this


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      K-Fed seems like a decent guy and a good Dad, despite that fact that he pimped out these PR photos, he's been a good influence on them. The guy has to make a living.

    49. Shaquisha Diamond says – reply to this


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      I think that all white woman should have black babies. This way, we could end the black race. Everyone would be zebra's. The black woman wouldn't be able to get pregnant. No more welfare for them. The really dark one's are too dark. Barrack made me think of this. I want to be his whore.

    50. Jen says – reply to this


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      Leave K-Fed alone!!
      He is the ONE person that has not fed off of Brit Brit's shambeled life! Every things he says in the article is well thought out and not meant to harm anyone. He is way more respectable than anyone else in her life. Other people are FEEDING off of her down falls…he only wants the best for her and their children

    51. ksjsdhfhgi says – reply to this


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      i haven't seen the kids pimped out, or him holding them hostage, or chain smoking around them, or riding in the car with them on his lap. why hate, perez? he do something to you?

    52. smiff says – reply to this


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      I don't see the kids anywhere???

    53. Frances says – reply to this


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      At least he is taking happy "look at me I am being dad pictures" where Britney is taking "look at me, I can't even walks straight" pictures.

    54. kris says – reply to this


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      give the guy some credit, he is doing right by his kids. Imagine how bad off those kids would be if they only had britney to rely on!

    55. i love you perezzz!! says – reply to this


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      daddy duche ahahahhahahahhaha

    56. isabelle says – reply to this


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      really, i like his face, a lot. ok except the one in the apron, but when he smiles he's really goodlooking.

    57. big dave says – reply to this


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      5K is more than Britney, Paris, Nicole or Lindsey are worth combined

    58. BRITNEY IS A HOMEWRECKING WHORE says – reply to this


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      Re: Heaven Forbid
      THAT'S RIGHT BRITNEY CAUSED HER OWN PAIN. SHE BROKE UP A RELATIONSHIP WITH CHIDREN AND HER KARMA CAME BACK AND BIT HER ASS. THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO THAT
      HOMEWRECKING WHORE JENNIFER LOPEZ, CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HER KARMA BITES HER UGLYASS. HER HUSBAND LOOKS LIKE SKELATOR/DRACULA..AND HER BABIES ARE BABYBATS.
      I HATE HER.

    59. twelve says – reply to this


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      well at least he's taking care of his kids. i think that's what's most important.

    60. JO says – reply to this


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      LONG LIVE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

    61. Jen says – reply to this


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      THIS IS TO ALL YOU DUMB ASS BITCHES WHO SUPPORT KFED:
      UR ALL A BUNCHA NAIVE PUNK ASS MUTHER FUCKERS!! KFED IS A LOSER WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF BRIT BECAUSE HE KNEW SHE WOULD FALL FOR HIS LIES. THATS WHAT PIECES OF SHIT DO, WHEN THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF MAKING THEIR OWN MONEY! AS FOR HIM TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS AND SHIT….WUT-EVER!!! HE KNEW HE COULD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM HER ONCE HER MENTAL PROBLEMS STARTED COMING TO THE SURFACE. SO, ONCE AGAIN HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER. BRIT MAY HAVE PROBLEMS BUT AT LEAST SHE IS TRYING TO GET HELP, WHILE THE DOUCHE DADDY IS WAITING FOR HIS NEXT VICTIM.

    62. He's Such a Loser says – reply to this


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      This guy 15 minutes should have been up 15 minutes ago. He's such a douche!!!

    63. BBGUN says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to get off that seesaw before your fat ass breaks it! First you're ripping K-Fed, then you're ripping Britney to shreds while she was going through her ordeal and then you started praising K-Fed. Now, you're kissing Britney's ass and ripping on K-Fed again. Make up your mind, douchebag.

    64. EWWW BITCH! says – reply to this


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      HE IS MILKING THE SPEARS COW FOR EVERYTHING ITS WORTH

      DAMN BRITNEY WAS HE REALLY WORTH IT????

    65. lou lou says – reply to this


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      Wigger!

    66. kyle says – reply to this


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      much better than larry something that is always pimpin up danielynn

    67. GIVE KEV A BREAK! says – reply to this


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      WHY DO U CALL KEV THE DOUCHE??
      WHEN BRITNEY WAS THE ONE WHO ABANDONED HER CHILDREN FOR A SAND SUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY??
      SEEMS TO ME HE HAS STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE QUITE NICELY WHEN THEIR BIOLOGICAL MOTHER NOSE DIVED INTO METH MADNESS WHICH ”THEYRE” CALLING ”MENTAL ILLNESS”…YEAH RIGHT..

    68. April G says – reply to this


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      What are you worth perez? You're a two faced ho who would probably interview him in a minute or are you too busy with Heidi and Spencer?

    69. NobleOne says – reply to this


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      He is a lazy white boy- one who relys on someone elses fortune to make a living. Dang it Britt. Get your dang kids back before he ruins them with his n lovin ways. PLEASE

    70. terry says – reply to this


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      knock it off with kfed ,he certainly has proved to be the better half of that spears marriage,and certainly a better parent,

    71. terry says – reply to this


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      knock it off with kfed,he may not be one of my favorite people,what he did to shar and all, BUT he has turned out to be the better parent in this britney mess,he was always looking so bad,and turned out to be the wacko

    72. So What says – reply to this


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      What is a wigger?

    73. Lilia says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're so fickle. How much is Britney paying you to be pro britney, anti k-fed?

    74. Cynthia says – reply to this


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      REALLY PEREZ, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU — why are you calling him Daddy Douche — no matter what anyone thought about Kevin before the Britney mess, you can not say that he has not stepped up to the plate. He protected those kids and kept them under lockdown and away from the pappos — more than anyone can say about Britney!!!

    75. pam in evansville says – reply to this


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      He may not be the best father in the world to you guys…but he stepped up to the plate for his kids and that's a lot more than some "fathers" [and I use that term loosely] do.

    76. Joe says – reply to this


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      How in the world did two women who could seemingly have anyone end up sperminated by this??

    77. pot-meet-kettle says – reply to this


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      so wait, when you were busy calling her unfitney and slamming her every move, you were praising him for being the better parent, showing up to court, doing what he had to do to take care of his kids. now that her dad and others have stepped in and taken control of all britney's affairs, all of a sudden he's a douche again? i don't know, perez, who's really getting paid here? it sure doesn't seem like you've ever turned down a paycheck.

    78. charlotte says – reply to this


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      Kevin has been a GOOD FATHER.So what if he gets paid for some photo's.

    79. jul says – reply to this


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      At least he didn't ask her for more money when she lost her mind, which he could of done. He protected the kids and did his job as a father to keep them out of the spotlight. At least give him credit for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. dman says – reply to this


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      I'd suck his dick. I'm a sucker for an Aries (except you Perez).

    81. sdfghjkl; says – reply to this


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      Perez, you're just wrong.

    82. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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      You know what Perez? You're a hatin' prick. This guy I'm sure, does love his kids. I can't believe you're doubting that, at least that's what you sound like. And, I'm sure he loves the mother's of his kids, why wouldn't he? I can't stand ignorance and you definitely have it. You're ridiculous.

    83. alicia says – reply to this


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      GIGI who the eff are you calling a ' wigger ' you racist piece of crap??? GET OFF THE BOARD! And, K-feds nots so bad. KInda dorky, but a GOOD daddy. Can you say that for 3/4 of the men in this country? Married or not?

    84. CLAIRE says – reply to this


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      perez, i am so frustrated with you! why do you have to always turn one person into "the bad guy" and the other into "the good guy"?? when britney was struggling, and before we all learned just how psychologically unstable she was, you were praising kevin and drawing a stupid little halo on his picture and calling britney a drug abuser, and now youre painting kevin to be money-hungry scum and praising britney. CHOOSE ONE OPINION and stick with it! but don't be wishy-washy and don't pretend like you're pitting good against evil! jeez!

    85. Jill says – reply to this


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      Maybe he can use the money for a better haircut. LOL.

    86. K-FED IS A TERRIBLE DAD! says – reply to this


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      IS EVERYONE FORGETTING THAT HE HAS OTHER IDS TOO? HE COMPETELY IGNORED HIS KIDS WITH SHAR AS SOON AS HE GOT WITH BRITNEY. SO HOW IS HE BEING A GOOD FATHER? THE ONLY REASON HE WANTED IDS WITH BRITNEY IS SO HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE HER MONEY? DO YOU THINK HE REALLY WANTS THEM? NO! HE DOESNT EVEN WANT HIS OTHER KIDS, HE JUST DOESNT HAVE A CHOICE RIGHT NOW AND HE KNIWS THAT PLAYING THE "GOOD FATHER" ROLE WILL ONLY BENEFIT HIM IN THE PUBLIC'S EYES SINCE HIS RAP CAREER WENT NOWHERE!

    87. Yeah, Right says – reply to this


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      Born Trailer Park Trash, will always BE Trailer Park Trash. What the hell is with the green tarp hiding some business in the back of the firetruck photo? TRASHY! Get a fuckin door with some hinges you scum bag. I'll admit he SEEMS to be treating those boys well, but don't be surprised is molestation or abuse charges are brought up years from now when those kids are old enough to speak up for themselves.
      At least Britney is getting her act together. Don't call her a piece of shit. Everyone goes through lows in their lives. She his a rough patch that she couldn't get herself out of and obviously had an absolute mental break down. It sucks for her that it is plastered all over TV and magazines. If I ran around in trashy clothes at 2 in the morning with some scummy boytoy, no one would notice. I'm not famous. It's a good thing her Dad stepped in and took charge of the situation. She needs a lot of therapy and good, true friends and family surrounding her for a while until she can realize what she's done to her life and get back up on her feet again. I pray she can take her mistakes as a lesson learned and get her boys back from that scum fuck Federline. I won't even give him the pleasure of calling him by his wigger name.
      What a tool.

    88. lisa says – reply to this


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      Ummm he stepped up when mommy was down, so he's worth something.

    89. Van says – reply to this


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      One word…ProMoTiOn….he is trying to promote his new reality T.V. show………..LoSeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    90. Kfed is looking kinda fine lately! says – reply to this


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      I guess pimping out fatherhood is one of the only ways he is able to make any money?Re: jae – Many people do realize how difficult it is to raise children. That's why I feel he should have cut Britney some slack! Thank God she's getting back on track, because Kevin just realized how difficult it can be too, and decided that he wanted her to be a part of the kids lives. Possibly so he can have more time to work, but most likely so he can have some play time too!

    91. Kfed is looking kinda fine lately! says – reply to this


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      re=1806506]Re: jae[/re] Many people do realize how difficult it is to raise children. That's why I feel he should have cut Britney some slack! Thank God she's getting back on track, because Kevin just realized how difficult it can be too, and decided that he wanted her to be a part of the kids lives. Possibly so he can have more time to work, but most likely so he can have some play time too!

    92. demi says – reply to this


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      what a f**kin looser

    93. Think, think, think!!! says – reply to this


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      Re: pam in evansville – "Most" fathers would step up to the plate when there's a lot of money involved. But unfortunately, this isn't the case in most of those situations!

    94. sigh says – reply to this


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      everything with brit's money…

    95. Steph says – reply to this


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      wat the fuck u being a dick about him again for?! a few weeks ago u fucking loved him. hes being a decent guy and letting that crazy woman see her kids, b nice!

    96. TERRIBLE DAD! says – reply to this


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      IS EVERYONE FORGETTING THAT HE HAS OTHER IDS TOO? HE COMPETELY IGNORED HIS KIDS WITH SHAR AS SOON AS HE GOT WITH BRITNEY. SO HOW IS HE BEING A GOOD FATHER? THE ONLY REASON HE WANTED KIDS WITH BRITNEY IS SO HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE HER MONEY? DO YOU THINK HE REALLY WANTS THEM? NO! HE DOESNT EVEN WANT HIS OTHER KIDS, HE JUST DOESNT HAVE A CHOICE RIGHT NOW AND HE KNIWS THAT PLAYING THE "GOOD FATHER" ROLE WILL ONLY BENEFIT HIM IN THE PUBLIC'S EYES SINCE HIS RAP CAREER WENT NOWHERE!

    97. jamielynnisawhorebag says – reply to this


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      don't get mad at him because he pimped the shit out of that dumbass loser spears, and SHE LET HIM!!!

    98. david says – reply to this


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      y'all are idiots. britney got HERSELF in this mess. she knew who he was and how many kids he had when she did the whore thing and took him away from shar jackson. she called herself being fierce, and it backfired on her. dumb bitch.

    99. elias says – reply to this


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      WHAT! you shark changed your opinion of him.
      wasn't that long ago you were praising him for taking care of the kids, and mocking britney.
      just so two-faced.

    100. Dumbass! says – reply to this


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      Re: Heaven Forbid

      BRITNEY persued Kevin. KEVIN LEFT HIS PREGNANT GF 4 BRITNEY
      BRITNEY asked Kevin to marry her. WORSE KEVIN MARRIED BRITNEY
      BRITNEY filed for divorce. BRITNEY FINALLY SMARTENED UP
      Stop demonizing this guy. BUT KEVIN DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE UP THE $$$

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