You Know You're On The D-List When…

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Poor Joey Fatone.

From NSync to booking gigs at the hair show!

Hey, it's a paycheck, right?

Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 6:05 pm / Email this »

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wynonnajuggs says – reply to this

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You dare to make fun of someone else? Hah. You're the loser. You have to get advertisers and pay people to come to your birthday party. Try working for a living.

You're just a hateful person who likes making fun of people in a cruel manner. How are you're superior to Joey?
keith and nicole says – reply to this

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Love Nashville! It's a beautiful city! It's cosmopolitan in every way! This is one hot town!
jai says – reply to this

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lmfao…that's BAAAD. even lance ass isn't doin' thaaat bad…yet. or even jc crawford :p
jai says – reply to this

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Re: wynonnajuggs –

then if pnasty sucks so bad, why the hell are you on his site? you're prob. some loser w/her juggs hangin' down to her knees cunt.
jai says – reply to this

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Re: nicole –

& you are like 12…
Cristina says – reply to this

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Hey not for nothin but I used to live in Nashville and The Southern Womens Show is off the chain it is WAY more than a hair show … but I do catch your drift! lol
SAxlerod says – reply to this

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Damn shame to be on the D-List (Douche List)! Maybe better days are coming but I doubt it.
beej says – reply to this

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The Nashville Southern Womens show is pretty retarded. I did makeup there last year and, it is a bunch of redneck and ghetto bitches wanting free shit. It is so annoying and tacky. Mario Lopez was there last year…I felt bad for him.
Wittgenstein says – reply to this

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Re: Zero Soul – And…how…do you know this? Why should we trust you?
Kristine says – reply to this

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he was also at the Southern Women's Show in Jacksonville, FL a few months ago…
suz says – reply to this

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It's not a hair show!

My friends and I go to this every year. It's a pretty big thing in Nashville and I think having more exposure is GREAT for Nashville and I'm excited that someone like Joey would agree to attend.

I'm also excited about the free advertising for the event… Thanks Perez!
Angie says – reply to this

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lol…Im soo going to that cuz every year around 6 pm they bring in these hot firefighters that strip for charity!!! Them dirty ass old ladies drop it like its HOTT!!
Kuntrygurl says – reply to this

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yea, we gets all that fre stuf from da show. I live in Tenn. and we love fre stuf here..holla
Shag Now AND Shag Later says – reply to this

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Re: Kuntrygurl – Hey country cunt, how's about a free spell check? And I know it's longer than your three/four-letter max, but it's spelled "Tennessee".
Kuntrygurl says – reply to this

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Re: Shag Now AND Shag Later – hey, babe..where yu at? Shag, u a gret basketballer playa..call me
Let's Shag Now says – reply to this

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Re: Kuntrygurl – Will you shag me like you'd shag Shaquille O'Neal?
Arianna says – reply to this

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Why does he need to do that?
I've already seen Joey Fatone host a few gigs/shows, etc. Stick with what you know best Joey.. entertainment, tv, music, etc.
I'm sure the ladies love him but ehh…
Actually I was at a convention sometime last year and Jordan Knight from New Kids of the Block fame was there.. kind of reminds me of the same situation. Even my mother was like wow you know you're washed up when you're playing at these things..
smarty pants says – reply to this

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i love joey fat one
ang says – reply to this

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gay gay gay
crong says – reply to this

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he's ok, just makin an honest livin!
Beth says – reply to this

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I'll BE there and i'll email perez PICS
justin timberlake has a pin dick!! says – reply to this

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omg soooooooooooo low he should be ashamed!!!
Karson says – reply to this

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I seem to recall Perez being a pimp for a radio station in DC as the "Celebrity Host" of a party. What's good for the goose is good for the Queen.
ROB says – reply to this

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i dont care - he is still fine as hell!
mary laurel says – reply to this

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haha, he was at the one here in Jacksonville, FL too =)
B says – reply to this

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Hey thats really not so bad! Mario Lopez came to the Southern Women’s Home Show in NC last year!!!! And not only is he HOT HOT HOT but he’s definitely NOT washed up!
Carolina says – reply to this

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The Women's Show is great and not D-listers…Jim Brickman is coming to the one in Raleigh! He is definitely not a D-lister!
flaprgrl says – reply to this

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Southern Women's Show is not a hair show it's tons of fun - me and my friends always go every year and we have a blast! You should join us Perez you'd be surprised! Nashville gals should go and take a day out just for themselves - don't listen to the haters! Love you Perez!
Steph says – reply to this

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It's not a hair show really… It's kind of a big thing here in Nashville.
gretchen says – reply to this

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You, Peretard, will be there soon enough, but not soon enough.
LC says – reply to this

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Mario Lopez was at the one in Memphis.
tori says – reply to this

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No, I think most of the people at the hair show WILL know him! Does he do these things because he needs the $$? I can't imagine that he does, but at least he's out there providing for his family. Love you, Joey!!
Cdn eh says – reply to this

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He hosted a Who Wants to Be a Mousketeer show on board the Disney Magic four years ago. The man needs a life.
Joe says – reply to this

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It's the Recession, gas is expensive, so's airline tickets.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Last year the guest was Mario Lopez, the year before that it was Richard Simmons. I'd say they are going further down hill with their guests.
joe says – reply to this

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It isn't a hair show. They feature all sorts of products and topics of interest to women. Are women really interested in Joey Fatone? If, that 's just pitiful.
Nashville Sez says – reply to this

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Mario, it's not a hair show, you numpty. It's a good paycheck and it's doubtful YOU would ever be asked to attend.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Ummmm….it's not a hair show!
It draws close to 50 thousand people each year…great way to network and get more business!
We had Mario Lopez last year……look how much he does now!!!
J says – reply to this

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You get paid for doing nothing at all
emily says – reply to this

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this is a cheap shot perez! he is earning decent money doing what he is good at - entertaining people.
That is better than the cheap entertainment you provide.
why do you discriminate Joey's job? it is decent as any other Cuban's (legal or illegal) who work their asses off to provide for their families.
This should gain respect and you should have done this on a positive light.
ava says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahahahahaahaha… sucks for him… he also gave acting a try but that fell done the tubes when no one saw the videos… damn i miss the Nysnc days….
You-will be-there says – reply to this

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You won't think it's so funny when you are sucking dicks at truck stops to buy hair dye.
Um. says – reply to this

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Re: nstink – Excuse me, douche bag, Joey happens to be my cousin. Shut the fuck up.
justin says – reply to this

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NSYNC rules.
shaun flash says – reply to this

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…your fat geek named PEREZ HILTON!!!!
michelle says – reply to this

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perez (mario), one day, about 4 minutes and 59 seconds from now, you too will enjoy the struggle to work retail at the Gap or mooch off your friends as you deal with being recognized but not given more work that you never deserved in the first place.

One day you’ll be sitting in a coffee shop, blogging on a site noone reads anymore, because amazing as it seems now, sitting around all day collecting Frap calories while drawing cum stains on people who could buy every spot on every page of your archives without blinking will actually *gasp* get old.
michelle says – reply to this

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One day the 13-year-olds that comprise the majority of the comments with astounding observations such as "first!" and "douche!", complete with spelling so poor you wonder how they typed in your web address at all, will actually grow up and go away.

One day, a few minutes from now, you'll understand why you can’t go back to a normal desk job, with full anonymity, and you'll be grateful for that call from some wannabe promoter in Illinois who wants you for his event. You'll be grateful for the coach seats and the room at the Days Inn because you certainly can't upgrade yourself by this point, what with no anonymous options for regular income.
michelle says – reply to this

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And you'll understand that, much like that skank namesake of yours whose coattails you've been riding, that you have to make the paycheck to pay the bills. That advertisers only advertise in markets that make them money—and those markets are everchanging. That your creditors and landlord don’t care if you hook on the street, so long as they’re paid on time; your notoriety is your own damn problem.

That's the essence of celebrity, after all. Your day will come. You may end up with some die hard fans. The kind who will respect you in public, defend you even in private, and yes, come out to a Home Show to see you and shake your hand, ask for your photo, and be thrilled to post it online because they're so happy they met you.
michelle says – reply to this

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You may find yourself sharing a table with the very people you denigrate, wishing and praying that, like them, you could only end up on a blog with cum drawn on your face and "douche!" and "first!" comments because at least then, even though you’re only being made fun of, someone is at least taking the time to do it publicly. Perhaps you'll be next to Joey Fatone, whose paycheck will be more than yours that day, I'm sure.
WRONG! says – reply to this

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IT IS NOT a "hair show". The southern women's show has had many celebrity guests, usually ones who will attract women 25 and older. Joey would certainly fit the bill.
You know what really gets on my nerves about this blog is how "Perez" doesn't check his stuff. And what is evenly more annoying is how its readers take his info as the truth.
katnip says – reply to this

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God I am sik of that dude. he should get a life and give up. He had no chance at the begining so what the hell is the chance that hes gonna have a chance now in the "Reality worl"???
me,myself & i says – reply to this

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he will have a long career …he's done the heart throb thing…now to older women! he'll be around for a long time…he's too cute!
warholboy says – reply to this

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Why does he whore himself out like a poor mans Seacrest>??
katherine says – reply to this

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he was just at a jonas brothers concert in orlando on march 9th.
he said he was taking his daughter for her 4th birthday.
he tries to get any job he can now.
hes a total washed up celeb.

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