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Bye Bye!!!!!!

Filed under: Knifestyles

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Looks like Daniel Serrano, the guy who injected Priscilla Presley and other Hollywood hags with auto lube, is probs getting deported!

Dr. Jiffy Lube was released from jail a few weeks ago. He served 15 months for his crimes against beauty.

Now, authorities detained him on Wednesday night and Serrano is being held by immigration officials, without bond, for possible removal from the U.S.

Dr. Jiffy was a licensed surgeon in his native Argentina. He'll be famous now when he goes back home.

Time for a reality show!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: March 27, 2008 at 3:20 pm


87 comments to “Bye Bye!!!!!!” (RSS feed) 

  1. #1 - LUKA says – reply to this

    :-)

  2. #2 - LUKA says – reply to this

    wooohooo

  3. #3 - rob says – reply to this

    5th

  4. #4 - ANDY27 says – reply to this

    I WANT TO SUCK ON BRAD PITT'S SWEATY ASSHOLE!!!
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  5. #5 - ~m* says – reply to this

    Before and After pics of Priscilla at:

    http://bauergriffinonline.com/2008/03/priscilla-presleys-poke-gone-w.php

  6. #6 - Andy says – reply to this

    waah

  7. #7 - Laura says – reply to this

    Ugh, who cares!!!

  8. #8 - Jillybean says – reply to this

    C'mon Perez, Hollywood is harsh on women as they get old, and she's the victim of a crime…is the "freak face" really necessary?

  9. #9 - ls says – reply to this

    That's too mean. She looks great for being in her 60s.

  10. #10 - BGO says – reply to this

    Before and After Priscilla photos at:

    http://bauergriffinonline.com/2008/03/priscilla-presleys-poke-gone-w.php

  11. #11 - DR. DEATH says – reply to this

    ARGENTINA WITH THEIR THIRD RATE EVERYTHING ALWAYS CONSIDERED THEMSELVES MORE EUROPEAN THAN THE COUNTRIES AROUND THEM. THEY ALWAYS CONSIDERED THEMSELVES BETTER, SO WHY DIDN'T HE GO TO EUROPEAN TO BUTCHER WOMEN WITH HIS INFERIOR SKILLS.

  12. #12 - steffi says – reply to this

    peace out!

  13. #13 - Short Bus Rider says – reply to this

    She scares me

  14. #14 - Combat Lynn says – reply to this

    eeeewww! butta face

  15. #15 - Rita says – reply to this

    Bye bye bye!

  16. #16 - Frank says – reply to this

    HAHAHA… Isn't that what Perez uses on his dog? Auto lube? Yea, you know Perez doesn't have any boyfriends, although he says he's gay… Right… Fucking moron… So instead of getting a boyfriend, he got a FUGLY dog. Makes you wonder how abused Teddy is getting. Good thing Perez has a small dick, but still, thats animal cruelty. PEREZ FUCKS HIS DOG!!! You dirty motherfucker!!

  17. #17 - first says – reply to this

    first

  18. #18 - Buster Cherry says – reply to this

    The good doctor was just doing the injections those lazy gringos should be doing.

  19. #19 - brainchild says – reply to this

    It would be so funny if all these "make me look younger" celebs had their faces fall off from all the crap they put in themselves. They question nothing–they just do it if it promises youth. The lips thing really freaks me out–I'd like to see them all have sagging mouths years from now because of it. Especially people like Jessica Simpson–who has her lips done but doesn't need it!!!

  20. #20 - 'Cilla says – reply to this

    Priscilla has had WAY more work done than silicon bead injections by this non-doctor. Witness her kewpie doll lips and pulled eyes. I mean, holy shit, she doesn't look anything like her former, gorgeous self. That said, I love her and what she did for EPE. Go to Graceland and what you see is her doing. It's amazing. She's a great business woman.

  21. #21 - suzanna says – reply to this

    what the hell is crimes against beauty is that a real thing

  22. #22 - sil says – reply to this

    You are mean..it wasnt her fault…..u are ugly too…so whatafuck?

  23. #23 - Ali says – reply to this

    I thought it was Chyna…

  24. #24 - Mikey L says – reply to this

    SHE'S PRETTY FO HER AGE.. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM PEREZ.. DID YOU MOM BEAT YOU? I'M GAY AND I WOULD NEVER TOUCH YOU PEREZ EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH, YOU ARE SO COMPLEXED ABOUT YOUR UGLY FAT DISGUSTING APPEARANCE THAT YOU NEED TO PUT EVERYONE ELSE DOWN, GO FUCK YOURSELF MORON

  25. #25 - edison chen says – reply to this

    only ugly people need to beautify themselves…too bad it never works!

  26. #26 - alina says – reply to this

    bam.

  27. #27 - eyehatemexicans says – reply to this

    So WTF? Who are these other alleged victims? Who are these other "Hollywood A-listers" who went to that doctor? And are teh rich and famous so desperate for the fountain of youth that they'll go to any random hack? Can't they buy the quality synthetic silicone?! :)

  28. #28 - FUCK OFF says – reply to this

    WELLL THATS A REAL FUCK FACE….SAD THESE A TO Z LIST CELEBRITIES WILL NEVER BE HAPPY…TOO MUCH MONEY SO THEY BECOME AZZES

  29. #29 - streetsideguitarman says – reply to this

    http://www.thisisby.us/index.php/content/echoes_5

    check this bad baby out

  30. #30 - JD says – reply to this

    She looks like Chyna…can we get a side by side?

  31. #31 - Bella says – reply to this

    That's not very nice Perez. How would you feel if YOUR face was injected with auto lube? That's nasty ass!

  32. #32 - holy crap says – reply to this

    heres somethingg

    http://www.thisisby.us/index.php/content/echoes_5

  33. #33 - jen says – reply to this

    she needs to get those awful facial implants removed!
    she's got a serious case of rumer jaw!

  34. #34 - mich says – reply to this

    I'm so sorry that you were SUCH A SOCIAL OUTCAST AS A CHILD AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE CRUEL TO PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU BE THE NEXT SPOKESPERSON FOR WEIGHTWATCHERS YOU FAT UGLY FUCK.

  35. #35 - ss794 says – reply to this

    It is Chyna's twin! They must have the same doctor.

  36. #36 - mandarina says – reply to this

    "Dr. Jiffy was a licensed surgeon in his native Argentina. He'll be famous now when he goes back home."

    TOTALLYY, HE ALREADY IS
    god, whata son o a bitch… the worse part, in here (arg) he'll still be a doc, i bet ya ¬¬

  37. #37 - christi says – reply to this

    you should put this picture of her face next to a picture of that guy rocky from that movie mask with cher

  38. #38 - d says – reply to this

    If you were HALF as attractive as her, you might be slightly attractive. But, you are ugly inside and out. Have you looked at the pics that are used on yor website lately??? Fugs.

  39. #39 - Shark says – reply to this

    Why can't women just age gracefully. They think every guy expects them to look a certain way. Last time I checked, I am 41 and starting to get those lines around the eyes and forehead.
    It's called aging. A hot woman who keeps themselves in shape looks awesome, someone who holds onto youth with a deathgrip by filling out the lines with Botax ends up looking like a freak.
    Age gracefully people.

  40. #40 - LULU says – reply to this

    She got lip implants and they didn't put her face back together so that they line up… She's got such an abominable face and if you notice the cameras on DWTS always shift after a second or so… They never directly focus on her face, without pulling away…. She really did mess herself up, but I guess we should expect that from someone whose mother sold her as a child to an adult man who basically put her on a shelf and looked at her…

  41. #41 - Koala Sister says – reply to this

    they just claim to be better. matter of fact is, when contrasted with reality, said claim is hardly believable.

  42. #42 - jennifer says – reply to this

    i love her….she is sooooooooo prettty yall

  43. #43 - Diego S. says – reply to this

    Re: DR. DEATH –
    Of course, since most of the argentinean population comes from european immigrants. If you know even a little history you'll realize that.
    Now, about the "argentineans consider themselves better" that's just resentful bullshit some lame latin americans have in their mind. you clearly havent met anyone from argentina in person

  44. #44 - Charlene says – reply to this

    everyone LEAVE PRISCILLA ALONE!!!!! She is absolutely gorgous!! She looks better than most girls look in their 20`s. When i reach her age, I can only hope to look 1/4 of how stunning she looks now!!!! She is truly a classic, timeless beauty.

  45. #45 - Star Girl says – reply to this

    Re: DR. DEATH –

    FUCK YOU!

  46. #46 - flopina says – reply to this

    Re: Diego S. –
    todos, del primero al último, agrandados, chantas y mediocres!!! se creen que todos los resienten y no se dan cuenta de que nadie los puede ver!! todos los argentinos son iguales!!

    which means: all argentineans, down to the very last one, are cocky, shady, and mediocre!! they think everyone else resents them out of envy, but what they don't realize is that everyone actually despises them!! they're all the same!!

  47. #47 - Joey Tavares says – reply to this

    Wow. The brad comment was really necessary there Andy. Hmmm, wouldn't be AndY DicK would it now?

    Hey Perez, how ’bout admitting that this lady looks HOLY FUCKING GREAT for near 70 years old. She's got the bod, and WHO DOESN'T get help with the face - Jeez, man, give the lady some credit…

  48. #48 - robin says – reply to this

    These celebrities can't accept the fact that they get old just like everyone else. Serves her right for not doing her homework. You get what you paid for.

  49. #49 - jurorrc says – reply to this

    Cut her a break she never hurt anyone.

  50. #50 - Proud Argentinian / European says – reply to this

    Re: steffi –

    My Dear Steffi,

    First off, Argentinians are better than MEXICANS, SALVADORIANS, and ANY other central American country. Our country was conquered by Europeans, so of course we are going to lean towards them. What's hilarious to me, is that STUPID, WHITE, Americans like these celebrity bitches are soooo dumb to let ANY man without the proper credentials work on their face. I actually think he was pretty smart to fuck up their faces and charge them an arm and a leg for it. He got greedy, and that's why he is now being deported. At least he can go back to our BEAUTIFUL country!

  51. #51 - bathog says – reply to this

    she would look so distinguished and pretty if she hadnt volunteered for that car accident

  52. #52 - haylie says – reply to this

    Re: flopina –
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, LOSER? IF U HAVE A FIXATION WITH ARGENTINEANS, BACK OFF.
    I'VE LIVED THERE FOR TWO YEARS AND PEOPLE IS AMAZING. NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT U ARE SAYING.

    THERE'S BAD DOCTORS EVERYWHERE… SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  53. #53 - peaceseeker says – reply to this

    She looks eerily similar to the overly-enhanced former female WWW lady, Chyna, or whatever her name is . . . . there comes a point, you have to stop

  54. #54 - Proud Argentinian / European says – reply to this

    Re: Charlene –
    I couldn't agree with you more Charlene!Re: Proud Argentinian / European – Re: Proud Argentinian / European –

    Sorry Not Steffi, But Dr. Death is the fuckin idiot!

  55. #55 - elle says – reply to this

    Re: bathog –
    your probably a fat disgusting bitch. go back to argentina if its so beautiful, so you can live lke the 3rd world piece of shit that you are

  56. #56 - FriscoFran says – reply to this

    I'm anti plastic surgery, but Perez, you should be ashamed of yourself for this. Calling someone "freak face" is really, really cruel.

  57. #57 - anita says – reply to this

    Re: flopina –
    Flopina,me parece que te resentiste alguna vez con algun argentino en particular….MAL POR VOS!!!
    Soy argentina y lamento decirte que si tenemos mala fama,no es porque las 38.000.000 de personas que habitan en mi pais se crean superiores o sean chantas o mediocres..sera solamente una pequeña parte,que nos representan mal en el exterior..Estuviste alguna vez en Argentina??
    Te recomiendo ir,para que conozcas un poquito mas a mi gente antes de hablar ..generalizando!!
    Quien me parece resentida y mediocre en este caso sos vos…pero no generalizo pensando que tus coterraneos sean igualitos…No lo creo!!

  58. #58 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this

    NOBODY FUCKS WITH ELVIS' WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M VOTING FOR HER ON "DANCING" B/C I'M TRYING TO GET APPROVAL FROM ELVIS. DAMN! ELVIS WOULD HAVE KILLED THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST AGE GRACEFULLY? FIGHT IT AT THE GYM AND STARVE LIKE I DO….BUT DON'T LET SOME DISREPUTABLE LOSER PUT A KNIFE IN HER WITH UNAPPROVED STUFF!!!! DAMN!!!!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. #59 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this

    Re: ANDY27 – TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY ANDY IS BACK TO ROCK THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    IF PEREZ DOESN'T POST SOME HUNKY MALE SKIN SOON WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. #60 - Crowlie says – reply to this

    Hope you get a new face, Prissy Silly. You look like someone ran over you with a lube truck.

  61. #61 - perez2! says – reply to this

    Dr. Death, if you studied your history you would know that the majority of Argentina is comprised of European descent, much like the US. This is nothing negative against other latin american countries, each has their history and should be proud of it. Why can't we be proud of ours?
    Flopina - it's too bad you feel this way, and feel the need to generalize without any proof to back that up. Have you personally met every "single" Argentinian?? I didn't think so. Also, having recently visited there I can tell you all the tourists from all over the world I met were in awe of not only the beautiful country it is, but the overall happy attitude and friendly outpouring from the people. Argentina included, it's not to say "ugly" doesn't exist everywhere, as just demonstrated by the both of you. Peace.

  62. #62 - bathog says – reply to this

    argentina sucks. how many governments has that country been thru this year? producing the likes of pablo escobar and elian gonzalez is nothing to boast about

  63. #63 - bathog says – reply to this

    Re: Proud Argentinian / European – being better than peruvians and mexicans and other mud peoples is nothing to boast about

  64. #64 - anita says – reply to this

    Re: bathog –
    VOLVE A NACER!!
    Ask someone, if you don`t know what it means…!!

  65. #65 - martina says – reply to this

    Re: bathog – just one FYI and neither escobar nor elian gonzalez are argentinean and argentina doesn't "produce the likes of them"

  66. #66 - bathog says – reply to this

    Re: anita – it means,"I fart when i eat alot of refried beans" in argenzuelican

  67. #67 - molisa says – reply to this

    Leave her alone! I feel sorry for her- she looks so bad! She is very brave to walk around looking like that

  68. #68 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this

    I WANNA SEE REP SALLY KERNS R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP

  69. #69 - the immortal bathoh says – reply to this

    Re: martina – sorry i meant to say emilio estavez and tina louise

  70. #70 - grannie in CO says – reply to this

    I hope I look that good at her age. What is wrong with her–she looks younger than her daughter!

  71. #71 - Advertisers should be ashamed of themselves says – reply to this

    Making fun of the looks of a 62 year old? Really fucking sad. All advertisers on this site should really consider other places to post their ads. It really makes the companies and organizations appear as if they approve of Perez's hateful rantings. Do what's right and drop your ads or the consumers will drop you.

  72. #72 - bathog says – reply to this

    Argentina Rocks!!!! =)

  73. #73 - haley says – reply to this

    omg she is so f*cking scary looking i couldn't watch dancing with the stars…i had to change he channel b/c i was trying to eat dinner and all i wanted to do was vomit

  74. #74 - whatthe says – reply to this

    she looks better than 90% of us reading this and most of us are less than half her age, we could be her granddaughters. Leave Priscilla alone, she had enough drama with elvis and the aftermath of his death. She has every right to age any way she desires!…including suing the #*$& out of the quack she let inject her

  75. #75 - JESSICA says – reply to this

    I think she look like MARILYN MANSON!

  76. #76 - Shaz says – reply to this

    Damn, I should look so good now, much less when I'm 62!

  77. #77 - Jen says – reply to this

    She looks like Chyna Doll now.

  78. #78 - valeryry says – reply to this

    ciao

  79. #79 - valeryry says – reply to this

    "cara"Haley probabilmente dai di stomaco non per Priscilla ma per il cibo che voi americani mangiate.Non capisco tutta questa cattiveria nei confronti di Priscilla, io sono stata 4 volte negli USA è ho notato che esistono due tipi di donne 1) grosse vacche piene di cellulite 2) rifatte piene di silicone.Visto che critichi Priscilla probabilmente sei una vacca
    Ciao dall'Italia

  80. #80 - valeryry says – reply to this

    scary Haley

  81. #81 - valeryry says – reply to this

    fat fat fat fat Haley

  82. #82 - valeryry says – reply to this

    Re: haley – ciao

  83. #83 - val says – reply to this

    Re: haley – hello beautifull

  84. #84 - poppy says – reply to this

    She still looks better than some younger girls around !!!! Let's see how you all look at 62 yrs

  85. #85 - Mike says – reply to this

    That's what happens when you based what doctor you see on his looks.

  86. #86 - patrick says – reply to this

    At a dinner party a few years back at the great Argentine restaurant Sur in West Hollywood I met a guy who casually talked about routinely receiving injections from Dr Serrano. He looked to be a very handsome 45 but was in fact 65. Priscilla needs to lighten up on the fillers. Just like Olivia Newton-John, she's loosing all the definition in her face.

  87. #87 - Roger says – reply to this

    She still looks incredible, and i would love to be her boytoy, im in my early 20s, and if your reading this Priscilla , give me an email, id love to keep u company on them lonely nites. furioushorse at hotmail dot com