Glamorlicious!

Filed under: Kimora Lee Simmons > Photoshop Awardz

Kimora Lee Simmons new ad for her Goddess perfume looks airbrushed and fabulous.

Bitch used Mariah's retoucher. For reals!

The pic was taken by Mimoo's fave Markus Klinko & Indrani.

We'll have to let them photograph us once. We'll look totally hot, and skinny….and like a tranny!

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 9:40 am / Email this »

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Lola says – reply to this

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ergh whats up with that, her legs look super skinny, twigs!! first? haha
consuela says – reply to this

2

She looks so Fierce…Love this Diva!!
Anna says – reply to this

3

http://pezis.com/pictures/funny-pictures-32-pics/
krista says – reply to this

4

first
Cecily says – reply to this

5

airbrushed or not, I think she looks amazing.
Linna says – reply to this

6

Glamorlicious!
http://pezis.com/pictures/funny-pictures-25-pics/
Kris B says – reply to this

7

What a pretty picture. I'm surprised!
GENA says – reply to this

8

LOOKS GOOD
nick cant drive 55 says – reply to this

9

it looks like a Tranny in a dress LOL
sabs says – reply to this

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second
Lyla says – reply to this

11

She looks great!
Nikolia says – reply to this

12

Blondes in soccer:))
http://pezis.com/pictures/blondies-in-soccer-30-pics/
ezz says – reply to this

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second
ytuytu says – reply to this

14

she's hot
fiercechick says – reply to this

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hope im not FIRT+ST! LOVES that kimo bitch! She's hot
name says – reply to this

16

WOW!!!
Beverley says – reply to this

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They actually made Kimora look skinny. That's a lot of airbrushing. They took away at least half of her. Now if only they could photoshop that bitch's mouth off, we'd be good.
bob says – reply to this

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aahhhh
Gia says – reply to this

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she's so not THAT skinny!
d says – reply to this

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second!!!!
Alexandra says – reply to this

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"We'll have to let them photograph us once. We'll look totally hot, and skinny….and like a tranny!"

ah ah ah !!! lol

I want too !
Dawn says – reply to this

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Love the dramaz…plus I heard she finally filed for divorce from Russell - officially.
moof says – reply to this

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perez, what i dont get it is: why are u talking about yourself in pluralis maiestatem? like, eveyrtime u talk about yourself u say "we"…
how weird is that?

yeah that woman looks a hot tranny mess. blah.
AddictedtoPerez says – reply to this

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Darn, thought I'd be first. Her butt looks HUGE!
C says – reply to this

25

lol omg
Sandra Dee says – reply to this

26

the mariah joke is so fucking old
sh3rry says – reply to this

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i gotta say, her ass is looking pretty Kardashian in this picture.
Rammy says – reply to this

28

The ass does look quite good
jess says – reply to this

29

she looks reall good but her butt looks big n her legs look to skiiny..
robinthebomb says – reply to this

30

bitch better be hiding that godawful turkey neck of hers. gobble.
chickety says – reply to this

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Re: Beverley –
jealous much?
NBC IS FOR OBAMA AND THAT POLL MEANS NOTHING says – reply to this

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Re: HILLARY IS A LOSER! –
POOR OBAMA, HE IS SO SCARED. HE KNOWS THAT HILLARY IS GOING TO WIN THE NEXT 5 STATES. HE ALSO KNOWS THAT AFTER THAT HAPPENS, THAT MICHIGAN AND FLORIDA WILL BE ACCEPTED. OBAMA WILL BE DONE. FOLKS, HE'S ON HIS WAY OUT, SO TAKE A
GOOD LOOK
AT HIM BEFORE
HE'S GONE. ALSO,
THAT PASTOR OF
HIS HAS HIM BRAINWASHED
FROM ALL THAT GOD DAMNING
HATE SPEWED IN HIS BRAIN.
Logan says – reply to this

33

not even photoshop would help your fat ugly ass hahahahaha
Bri says – reply to this

34

I really dislike her hair in the pic. Couldve done something else with it. Otherwise its nice.
Jenna says – reply to this

35

Why would you put your perez logo in the center of the pic? Its fucking redic.
The Monitor says – reply to this

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Kimora is just gross. I don't understand why anyone would be interested in anything she has to say (have you ever heard her talk?) or buy anything she's hawking (and she's always hawking something). She's not even attractive and looks like she has a tendency to get fat.
ok says – reply to this

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I never cared for Kimora when she married Russel S. but now that she divorced him made a name for herself and got a fine ass man on her side, well she's more likeable! This pict is good too!
ha ha says – reply to this

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they added a butt too.
SA says – reply to this

39

HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
HOT
dee says – reply to this

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She'd better have her shit air brushed. Have you seen the bull neck and balloon face on that broad lately? Genetics are a bitch…when you're a woman and you gain in your upper body, neck, face, upper arms…you are destined to be a heffer…too much testosterone….Fullback in an evening gown! poor thing…lol!
Kate says – reply to this

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Why is this overrated, untalented bitch all over the place? Why has our country become so shallow that we even pay attention to these twats? This asshole actually put down Jennifer Hudson on that stupid fashion police show on E and I quote "I'm sorry but that dress is wrong for her with all those rolls showing." Who the fuck made you the expert on what overweight people should wear? Jennifer Hudson can lose weight but no amount of plastic surgery is going to cure your ugly mug BITCH!
Hilary says – reply to this

42

You're an idiot. Kimora is that hot. She has a great body!
cha cha says – reply to this

43

Kimora is really a man so he does look good if you go that way
Deborah says – reply to this

44

Looks like a dead ringer for Morticia Addams
carry says – reply to this

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She is airbrushed sooo much that she looks like a cartoon. Her figure looks like Jessica Rabbit in Who Shoot Roger Rabbit. Yeah, it looks like they stuck her head on a drawing. Who is going to believe that picture? Sorry, don't like her after seeing one of her shows. She treats her employees like dog sh*t
Kate M. says – reply to this

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I love the fact that she is 6 feet tall.. She may not be skinny enough, but her heights made her a very successful model in the past. She is beautiful in person, and people who say she has too much attitude don't know that she is GOLD at heart.
P.Diddy says – reply to this

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Kimora gives bad head! Russell sucks way better.
Karmen M says – reply to this

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I'll have to agree totally with No.45 - KATE (although she could have tamed the language) but she's right.
50 cent says – reply to this

49

blowjob-o-licious
analf**k-o-licious
moron-o-licious
J says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!!!
Why the fuck do you continue to post this cunt on your site??????
She is a snotty, cunty, retarded, egomaniacal cunt who wears fur on many occassions. What the fuck good is she to this world? NONE. Fuck this cunt and her stupid "baby phat"shit clothes that nobody but label wearing idiots would wear.
Perez Sheraton says – reply to this

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Hey Silver Mermaid I've often wondered, do mermaids eat? If so, where do they poop and pee from?
cambel says – reply to this

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LOVE it! They should do a new Adams Family movie and have her play Mortisha…..well I don't know, can she act?
i hate perez says – reply to this

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perez you will never be skinny and even if you are, you are a fag, a queer and a cum guzzler
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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I saw her on your VH1 show, and she looked like a tranny. Taller than you. Large face for a woman. Overall I like the picture, although I would've preferred "old hollywood" glamorous. Not silver giganto-tranny fierce obvious wig "fabulous". I'm sure she's in heels, but her hand is casual and relaxed and STILL reaches almost to the ceiling. Like she's in a house for little people. "Larger than life" is supposed to be an expression, not an actual woman in an actual picture.
KIMWHORA = GHETTO says – reply to this

55

Re: michi – it's because this FUG is G-H-E-T-T-O.

and if someone is GHETTO it can NEVER be FABULOUS.
Shauna says – reply to this

56

She looks like Jessica Rabbit! Come on now…
TRANNY GOLD DIGGER ALERT says – reply to this

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Re: The Monitor – she is already fat hahahaha with a really bad NECK ROLLS and her personality sucks, she thinks just because she is rich because SKANK is a GOLD DIGGER she is above everyone else. She needs to know the difference between the people with money and taste and DOUCHE BAGS like her with money but has no style and got a TACKY TASTE.
STFU says – reply to this

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Re: i hate perez – you fucking IGNORANT TROLL and leave Perez alone DOUCHE BAG . KIMORA IS A CUM WHORE .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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Re: P.Diddy – BEST COMMENT EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CAN'T STAND HER says – reply to this

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the really sad part is this GOLD DIGGER FUG WHORE is raising TWO MORE SKANK DAUGHTERS LIKE HER .
Toni says – reply to this

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#59 I agree, that's why JLO and Mark Anthony will never be fabulous they are so East Harlem ghetto, honey.
KIMORA'S NECK ROLLS says – reply to this

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at least she decided to hide her NECK ROLLS. What's the name of her useless perfume ? is it called NECK ROLLS ????? LOL
KIMORA IS A CHEAP WHORE says – reply to this

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Only Ghetto and white trash people wear Baby Phat and what really sad is anyone that buys her cheap ass clothing and accessories they are helping her to be even richer and that is a sad thing because this skank doesn't even wear her own ugly line of clothing she only wears it for ad campaigns but you know she is a label whore . I fucking hate her she is just like Pureshit Hilton, do we really need to adore whores like this???? This world is truly coming to an end . No matter what she wears or how much money she makes by gold digging and scamming people she will always have that horrible neck rolls and she will always look CHEAP.
HILARY IS AN IDIOT says – reply to this

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Re: Hilary – you're an IDIOT. KIMORA IS A FAT UGLY CUNT .
WHY IS ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOBODY says – reply to this

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KIMORA IS A FAME WHORE WHO PIMPS OUT HER OWN CHILDREN FOR THE SAKE OF CELEBRITY! HER "FASHION" LINE IS ABSOLUTELY TACKY CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. AND SHE'S THE MOST SELF-INDULGENT, SELF-GLORIFYING Z-LISTER AROUND. PEREZ, QUIT GIVING THIS FAME WHORE FREE PRESS!!!!!!
I DON'T THINK SO says – reply to this

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Re: cambel – um, Mortisha is not fat and she doesn't have turkey neck
besides why would you want to ruin and disrespect a movie like Adams Family by casting this piece of shit in it ????? I'm sure this skank can't act ,the only thing she is good at is spreading her legs to rich guys and giving a blow job to anyone that can give her money , what a fucking whore .
U SO UGLY says – reply to this

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no amount of photoshopping could make you look hot Perez. dream on.
prena says – reply to this

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jngds
Mark says – reply to this

69

TRANNYFIED!!!!
candy darling says – reply to this

70

Who is kimora lee simmons and what has she done to become famous?????
she's not a singer or an actress.
Ch3lleB3lle says – reply to this

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Kimora is ugly, and so is the dress. That dress looks straight out of 1993.
...loveMaegan says – reply to this

72

so true…but her ass looks AWESOME!
prena says – reply to this

73

jsgds
WHO CARES says – reply to this

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Ugly half gorilla mess!
INTERNATIONAL WHORE says – reply to this

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Re: candy darling – KIMWHORA is an INTERNATIONAL GOLD DIGGER.
She became famous by SPREADING HER LEGS to any rich guys she runs into and then she decided to design clothing for GHETTO and WHITE TRASH PEOPLE.
Axxcexx says – reply to this

76

A mix of JLo and Beyonce.
mitas says – reply to this

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She looks like a glammed up version of Mortisha Adams from the old Adams Family tv show.She still looks fierce though.
cle says – reply to this

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she has to pose that way to hide her horrible NECK! have you seen this womans neck it has rolls!!! You would think she could get it "fixed' I never knew someones neck could age so badly. The rest of her is still gorgeous but her neck blah..I first noticed it when she did that lame talk show..and now I notice she tends to where big jewelry, scarfs or long hair to cover it…check it out.
Nes says – reply to this

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oh noooo perez! girl DOESNT look like a tranny! I think she looks great
DMAN says – reply to this

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I'D LIKE TO BEAT HER WITH A RUBBER HOSE
(DOES HERS GO SIDEWAYS)
Tell the Truth says – reply to this

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RE: HILLARY IS A LOSER!
NBC polled mainly black voters in the poll that they took. They failed to mentioned that when reporting this "groundbreaking story," that they over sampled the black vote, which is why I would disregard their poll. They should go and poll working class white voters and see what the results would be. The results would be totally different than what they want you to believe.
Kelly says – reply to this

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HOLY FIERCENESS!!!
She does look like a goddess! Work that Photoshop Honey! (SNAP, SNAP)
Candy says – reply to this

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I think she has a beautiful shapely body. I don't see any neck rolls??
canadakate says – reply to this

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barf
KKK_4_LIFE! says – reply to this

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KILL ALL SPICS!
KILL ALL SPICS!
KILL ALL SPICS!
KILL ALL SPICS!
BURN THEM ALIVE INSIDE THEIR CRACK HOUSES!
Miranda says – reply to this

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You are such a fucking tool.
Gomez says – reply to this

87

Morticia Addams lives again.
discotits says – reply to this

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Totally tranny.
Candi says – reply to this

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WOW…I thought that was Naomi Campbell!! Good job bitch, because she IS definitely a bitch. Isn't she pregnant? What's up with that?
zombielover says – reply to this

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Mortica addams is hot trannies are hot baby phat bitch is not
LOL says – reply to this

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better being a half gorilla than a whole one like Rosie Perez.
jon says – reply to this

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Love Kimora she's fierce and fabulous
PLEASE DIE says – reply to this

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Re: KKK_4_LIFE! – please DIE you fucking RACIST WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SHIT .
Gina says – reply to this

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Her hand and arm look huge, that part looks weird.
deb says – reply to this

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SMOKIN' HOT. KARDASHIAN ASS ALL THE WAY.
GROSSGROSS says – reply to this

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What the FUCK is a Kimora Lee? ASIAN???? BLACK? What a nasty piece of /??? she is! God I want to move to NYC but things like HER and mariah (no class) make me want to vomit. Kimora WHAT ARE YOU? BLACK? ASIAN? FREAK!? U R nasty…no class. Wake up- we do NOT like you- get you- or know WHAT YOU ARE . we know your husband is a little black troll. Feel sorry for you. You are the personification of inelegance. Nice NAME. GROSS
Malorie says – reply to this

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FIERCE
lauren says – reply to this

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this woman treats everyone like shit. she needs to be knocked down a few pegs. i think she looks like a drag queen anyways.
madilicious says – reply to this

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hey whats all these hatred wheres the love AND WHY IS IT THAT IF A REAL YESSSS REAL WOMAN LOOKS HOT RETOUCHED OR NOT ypu call her a TRANNY ??????? cant any real woman look hot wothout having been born a man?????????? PEREZ you really need to go outside your gayborhood to see real hot woman who never had male genitalia…pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lissa says – reply to this

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Kimora is fabulous! I would go L word for her in a heartbeat!

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