Gotta Whore to Make More
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Joe Simpson is the big daddy of Hollywood pimps!
It's just been announced that Ashlee Simpson has been sold into a partnership with teeny bopper mall store Wet Seal.
The store will launch a new collection of tops 'designed' by Asslee in conjunction with her third CD release, Bittersweet World, and a major in-store and online nationwide promotion on April 22nd. Guess what? Wet Seal will also be selling Ass' CD in-store!
“I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as I was recording Bittersweet World and it’s been great to carry through those inspirations into these new shirt designs,” said Ashlee (probs with Poppa Joe standing over her). “I hope my fans love this album and rock out in these shirts!”
Hope this thing helps your sales, Ass! You should also ask daddy for a raise in your allowance.
We can't wait to see how bad her designs are!
When we do a partnership with someone in the fashion world, it's gonna be hot…and for our Perezcious ladies!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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nanie is first
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I hate this family! Can't they realize that no one likes them and go away!
Love her
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shes so gross….1st? anyway, she needs to get some talent..Jessicas a retard, but atleast she can sing
1rst.. ill buy her shirts!
WHAT AN UGLY UNTALENTED BITCH… KIDS HAVE CRAPPY ROLE MODELS THESE DAYS, THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS BLEAK
love the store. This should be interesting. Right nando!! And first?
HOO-Ray.
I work at Wet Seal and the only fucking music we are allowed to play is mostly ashlee simpson
I can't stand this u g l y bitch !!!!!
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this is dumb
I loveee ashlee simpson and i hope her shirts are amazingg
i love wet seal, and i hope Asslee's clothes don't ruin itt.
is it true the simpson's are getting divorced?
good luck ash
'I hope my fans love this album and rock out in these shirts!' = 'I hope i get paid coz my 5 minutes are up….as are my dumbass sister's!'
"Rock out in these shirts"? Really? Does she still think she's punk or something?
relax, fatty…we've all seen what you consider "fashion"…no one's signing you up to develop a line any time soon…lol!
jealous much?
such a little bitch, you are…and soooooo transparent. here's how it works…get a talent…something you are good at…besides being mean and catty…and then try and make a living…an honest living…hmmm…never thought of that, eh?
shes just mooching off her sister. pathetic.
Why are you such a negative douche bag? Sometimes you SOUND like such a good hearted person with a good head on your shoulders..other times you sound like a little, jealous child that didn't get enough love. Don't be such a bitch
Ashlee's shirts will be amazing if they are anything like her style. Her style's amazing. I have faith these will look fine. Perez is just negative about all Ashlee does.
your such a disgusting fat judgmental piece of shit perez
She looks so old in this photo. Botox please!
and to the zero that said "does she think shes lyke punk or something" how fucking old are you? do you really still use labels? are you going to name call "poser" next? ew. grow up or die. preferably the latter.
Re: kat – Probably so. I'd divorce my husband if he wanted to f our daughters too.
Pervy Papa Joe probably figures this might be the only way he can unload her shit music. "Let's go to the teeny boppers Asslee and sell some shitty overpriced shirts with a CD… " dumbasses.. hope the CD and the crappy shirts don't sell. No one can stand these two whore daughters of his anymore. Papa Joe.. you sold your daughters like whores.. now their careers are in the toilet. That's what you get you disgusting prick!
PLEASE GET ANOTHER NOSE JOB!!
BOTH OF HIS KIDS ARE WASTED…THE FAME WHORES HE MADE THEM INTO ARE WASTED
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? give us a break this way to much.
go look for a job .
LOVE her. Can't wait for the CD.
Hey! I like wet seal and im no teeny bopper! Now if she did something with claires…THAT would be funny lol
She did not design them at all! She did a photo shoot with them Saturday night, and the actual designer was there! Ashlee and her mom were there, but I guess Ashlee just sort of saw the clothes and tried them on.
hahaha dats funny i work
4 Wet Seal nd i dont want
her wack ass cd there lol
I love Wet Seal! I'm excited!
She is a no-talent piece of shit, nothing more. Her 15 minutes should have expired long ago.
I am sure it will be the child labor and sweat shops overseas that make these and every other celebrity designer clothes.
df #28 is a fucking teenage Ashlee Simpson fan, that much is obvious. Hey df, blow it out your worthless ass. This skank is fucking talentless and is only in the biz because of her sister. Riding those coattails, she is. If not for big sis, nobody would know or care who this no-talent is. Keep a firm grasp on your adulation for her, because the clock is ticking, and it's not in her favor. Perhaps she has a future doing hoedowns or running off stages in a panic. I don't think the producers of the Orange Bowl are going to have her back anytime soon.
Look Ass you have no fans. We dropped your ass long time ago!
But don't you also have to whore to make more, mario? Isn't it a little hypocritical to lash out at Simpson;s corporate partnerships when you're building your business on the same model? How is what you do any different?
I hate that vfraud and her sister and the bitch ass father. Some one should kick her in her fucken ass.
She said all that with shit running out of her mouth. I hate this slut and would not take her crap if it was free.
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Ash - Get real girl. Pick a 'genre' and stick with it.
Let's see - acting-yawn, singing-yawn, oh - the goth look-yawn, public drunkeness (to seem cool)-yawn, tats-yawn,
hmmmmm, not much else left…BORING - YAWN…
Yuck….you will be a loser if you wear her junk.
Re: sarita –
rapper use the term "rock out" nowadays even your dumbass. to use that term doesn't mean anybody thinks they are "punk". have you ever realized people that label music aren't even the bands themselves? it's dumbasses like you who want to shove words into their mouths. who gives a shit what she said? people will buy the shirts or not and i HIGHLY doubt someone won't buy a shirt with a good design just because it's hers.
This drunken drop out front clothes for teenagers oh hell no. I wish this hack of a family disappear.
Nope no talent there.
What is wrong with her face?? At least her hair looks fierce.
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS TALENTLESS BITCH? SHOW ME A PICTURE OF MARIO LOPEX FLEXING HIS HOT LATIN MUSCLES AND LOOKING COCKY. THAT WOULD REALLY GET ME OFF!
Perez,
If you designed clothes, I wouldn't wear them even I were completely naked and Joe Francis was around. You have worse a fashion sense than Cher, Paris Hilton, and all of the trannies in LA combined. Yuck.
you are so hard on Ashlee. she's a cute, YOUNG girl - not that that excuses all her asinine behavior, but maybe some of it. besides, don't you think her bf will help her with the shirt designs? they're probably going to be kinda cool.
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shoot, i used to like some of the pants and earrings there. I suppose i'll have to find a new place for cheap shit now. booo
She reminds me of a demon or an old hag in this picture….
Does she really have fans?
Can you imagine what any clothes that Perez designed would look like?!
I call it the JOE SIMPSON INSTITUTE OF STAGE PARENTING.
WET SEAL? Really? I Gotta Ball She can bounce on her new nose, ARF! ARF!
Joe is NOT the big daddy of Hollywood pimps. That would be Beyonce's dad if anything.
He has to popping both of his spermers. Thanks heaven for Tony, to give the old man some rest.
I LOOOOVVVEEEEE how you say she/ papa joe's whoring herself out and in the same post you speak about yourself doing the same fucking thing!!! sooo classy, hypocrite… your 15 minutes will be up soon enough
I too have a fashion line coming out. the first look will be rubber boots and a speedo.
What happens to these "celebrities" when they can no longer appeal to thirteen-year-olds? If you are talented like Christina Aguilera, you will remain famous; if you are not talented, I suppose you fade away or just go nuts… like Britney. Ashlee and her annoying sister better sell as much as they can NOW… because they won't be able to hawk this crap much longer.
Hmmmm…. Likely inspired by Pete Wentz's cd/design deal with Nordstrom?
Joe and Ashlee probs did not write that comment. What's ridiculous, is that they used some overpriced publicist/PR person to come up with their retarded statement on how her latest album connects to Wet Seal clothing. Uhhh…real punk rock. Nothing is organic and natural these days with these music artists….its all overly commercial and manufactured. Gross. Superficial, Plastic. Inauthentic. Not art in any way, shape or form.
I WANT TO SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP
Pete Wentz's Fall Out Boy did the same thing with their last album, in Aeropastle. I don't think they designed the shirts though.
good for Ash! she's beautiful & can't wait to buy her cd!!
WHATEVER, ashlee simpson needs to get a life and stop getting plastic surgery. she really is a bad example for people everywhere. love yourself and embrace it.
Ashley is a talented young girl who is gorgeous. Big fan of hers……………….
Oh you are just jealous Perez!! That last sentence said it all!! I'm sure Ashlee's shirts will rock better than your heart perez & save britney tee's!!
Oh goodie a Wet Slut designs for Wet slut. Perfect combo!
"sold into partnership" — every once in a while you're pretty funny, Perez.
She is one skanklet that, once fledged, will be well quite the slattern to out-skank all the ones presently growing tiresome. Spears (too crazy), Lohan (too slutty), Hilton (too herpetic, and feet too big).
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT SHE LOOKS ABOUT 75 FROM THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE DOWN? SCROLL UP SO YOU ONLY SEE THAT PART OF HER BODY AND YOU'LL SEE LOOSE SKIN AND ONE OF THOSE OLD LADY NECKS. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE THIS IS WEIRD!!!!
You all probably don't care and I know you all hate me but…..the dad quit his job as a "youth pastor" to manage Jessica when she started singing. I find it interesting that a former "pastor" would approve of everything that has taken place with his kids in the last few years. Not a very good representation of his faith. Money and fame and greed can do that. Even if I wasn't a "believer" I don't think that I would make the choices that he has for his daughters. Anyway…..I haven't seen the clothing line…..no one in my house has ever purchased any of the music…….we did watch the reality show for a while when Jessica and Nick were married…..I just thought that the "pastor" thing was note worthy.
She does look like a wicked witch!
Youth pastor, well he really didn't have a job in the first place. No wonder he is pimping his daughters. What else would he do to earn money. Next plan hook them to men with money so they can take care of his trannies.
What is wrong with her neck? It looks purple.
Everyone out here is just jealous of Ashlee.Faced it guys.You all are fucking losers who love to make fun of talented people like her.I love her so much.Her music actually has alot of meaning,unlike fug face MADONNA!!!!!
Re: MEGAN – SAME THING IS WAS SAYING SHE LOOKS OLD….SORRY
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perez, when did you start getting so mean and negative .. its like you have nothing good to say about anyone .. you really are becoming a horrible person
what a tool
when is this bitch gonna go away, she's like a bad rash. She refuses to give up the spotlight even when everybody knows she cant sing and on top of that she now has a deal with Wet Seal. Not only she is set for failure but she gonna bring down a chain of stores with her. sidenote: Wet Seal only has 1 store in Orlando, because the store sucks.
Re: C.N. – yea her style is "amazing" to you because she probably wears real designer clothes…not her own…is this gonna be like kate moss who just coppied her own wardrobe for topshop?
I hope "my fans" love this album…PLUH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! Fans? In her dreams! I had forgotten all about her already…and now I remember she has a sister who looks EXACTLY like her creepy father. Whew! I got my hate on already this morning!
"first" I also want to say it. My "fans" I wonder does she wants to tale the place of Joe Simpson. I think she is quite brave . I admire her courage very much. I just saw her nice pics and profile on aweb called "Weathychat.com"I think she is very famous there . I am akso her fan . She is so fashionable and hardworkimg .
she's a cunt.
um can he PUHLEASE get on top of this clothing line??
Re: Stacy –
no kidding!!
Leave her alone you piece of crap
Ashley look so much better with that new hair colour! I like Ashley, not so much her music, but she seems like a nice girl on her show on MTV, a little naive though but nice. I think Joe and Jessica is a bunch of crap though! Jessica is lazy and spoiled and Joe is like a dictator!
luv her!!
You MUST collaborate with your pal MJ on a fierce line for women
It would sell out in an hour!!!
Pete wentz should kick this texas tra$$$h to the curb.