Gotta Whore to Make More

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Joe Simpson is the big daddy of Hollywood pimps!

It's just been announced that Ashlee Simpson has been sold into a partnership with teeny bopper mall store Wet Seal.

The store will launch a new collection of tops 'designed' by Asslee in conjunction with her third CD release, Bittersweet World, and a major in-store and online nationwide promotion on April 22nd. Guess what? Wet Seal will also be selling Ass' CD in-store!

“I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as I was recording Bittersweet World and it’s been great to carry through those inspirations into these new shirt designs,” said Ashlee (probs with Poppa Joe standing over her). “I hope my fans love this album and rock out in these shirts!”

Hope this thing helps your sales, Ass! You should also ask daddy for a raise in your allowance.

We can't wait to see how bad her designs are!

When we do a partnership with someone in the fashion world, it's gonna be hot…and for our Perezcious ladies!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. chritti says – reply to this


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      wet seal is actually a pretty fashionable store! but thats not saying much since we dont have many coaches and guccis here in worcester lol but i see a lotta fashionable people buy stuff from there for good prices. think, one lower level from h&m. =) and h&m ROCKS! lolthis isnt too surprising fall out boy teamed up with aeropostale to have people buy their last album that was out!!!it worked well!! not too c-list! lol

    2. schack attack says – reply to this


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      dude i fucking love ashley simpson. i thought she was hot before and now i think shes fucking beautiful!!! i love her music and love that she plays HER OWN shit and is a real artist. lets not give her shit for a nose job when all these other celebs do so much more!! i want her new cd!! give her a chance…she plays some good shit compared to a lot of artists out there! i would die to look like any of the Simpsons and so would all of you. I give ashlee more credit then jessica b/c she hasn't sold out and gone all pop and shit. she writes her own music and thats wat counts! anyway thats enuff defending of ashlee simpson……haha .

    3. AshleyMichelle says – reply to this


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      I read a horoscope about her and pete, and it said she will find something out about him and they will break up this summer. I actually pray sometimes that Pete doesn't marry her. As someone said she is riding her sisters coattail and his. I love pete wentz and his band, and I think she will cheat or something but blame him for it to ruin his rep. Just my opinion. Jessica said "I was in mexico and I realised that I never did anything by myself, so I decided to divorce Nick"! WHAT HAS ASHLEE DONE FOR HERSELF. And Joe won't let Ashlee marry pete because he's bicurious! I mean even if you don't agree with something, you can't hate that person! She will leave him I think and go back to her ex because they're still best friends. Just my opinion!

    4. babygrrl says – reply to this


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      Wow! how much work has she had done?! I'd like to know who her plastic surgeon is! Fab!

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      love her she is awesome cant wait for the t-shirts

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