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1. KD says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRSTTTT!

2. Tazard says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Wtf?

3. jaime says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   fuck first. perez is fug.

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   hilarious!!!

5. Lori says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   wow this guy deserves the time he got sentenced to..

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   Wombat boy!

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   first?

8. thumper says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Wombat rape is funny

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   HAHA..first!

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    first

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    oh man… that makes us new zealanders look so bad….

    we really not

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    Taint.

13. XCDASD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DFSDF

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    LOLZ

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    first!!!!!!!!!!

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    This guy needs some serious help!

17. uglymexican says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HA! I want weed.

18. Jerry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    interesting.

19. case_luvs_perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    um….the world is full of crazies!!

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    LMFAO!

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    alright

22. demmi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wowza. I thought I was being rick rolled again.

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    AHHHHHH why is it that my country New Zealand finally gets a mention on this site and it is in this way….some drunbken hick from an inbred Southern town making up a crazy ass story. Getting raped by a wombat is pretty much the funniest made-up story of all time though!!

    PS All you Americans, please vote for McCain. Thank you.

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    first?
    and thats pretty much amazing. lmao

25. thumper says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What did poor Crocodile Dundee do to be associated with this story?

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    gfdgdfgcdgf

27. megan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    idiot.

28. GIJoeComicReview says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Interesting.

29. Cordelia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    clearly delusional
    first?
    LOVE xx

30. jkhoury22 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHAT!?
    ….lies, deciet and gay rumors!

31. duc dang says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahaha bloody kiwi!

32. Andrew says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AHHHH I spelt "drunken" wrong. Thats funny.

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    Yay…an article about my home country..haha

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    ahhahahahah

35. KDLD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    KLJDL;FDS

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    some people are just to crazy for words

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    Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose.

    so, using the phone for a "fictitious purpose" is illegal? other than that, awesome article.

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    hahahahaha!!!

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    …Wow. Uh…

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    first

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    anybody see the root of all evil with lewis black? beer was deemed to be the root of all evil

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    WTF????

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    LMAO. that gives us kiwis a bad name.

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    hello world

45. Jo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ahaha bloody kiwis

46. Mackenzie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Crazy… New Zealanders don't speak Australian… j/k

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    Earlier I said that Wombat rape is funny…see#8
    I would like to make a correction:
    What I meant to say is that BEING raped by a Wombat is funny….
    Raping a Wombat however, is just sick and wrong.
    I do not advocate Wombat raping of any kind.
    I'm thumper, and I approve this message.

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    Re: kiwi –

    yeah is does make kiwi's look bad lol new twist on the sheep jokes now it will be rampant horny wombats wearing gumboots

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    What! hey i'm an aussie. Sounds like booze played a huge part in it ha ha. I should say i was raped by a sheep and now i speek new zealand…
    HELLO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!

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    hahaha

51. sheri from Oz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!
    HELLOOOOO FROM AUSTRALIA!!!!!

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    Re: demmi –

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    Re: demmi –

    me too!! LOL

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    SURE THAT WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE TRUE
    THE BOOZE WAS TO KILL THE GERMS (YA KNOW STERELIZED LIKE PEREZ SHOULD BE )

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    what?? i was kind of hoping this would be a rick roll and not just a ridiculous tabloid headline.

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    You Australians are fuckin retards. Dirty ass, country ass losers. Backwards retards. Thank goodness I'm from England!

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    Classic

58. caroline (an aussie) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thank god he was a new zealander and at least wasn't australian…would of been a whole new low for us! lol.

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    oh dear me, so if I got raped by Paris Hilton would I speak "slut"
    her belly dancing was so like um yeah…keep flicking ur hair sweetheart, u still cant dance

    uroo! !!! (thas very aussie slang if u didnt know for goodbye)

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    Checkout "Tamayu" on myspace….great music…and go to itunes and buy the album or download a song

61. chrissyscoot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't know where to begin telling you how many things are wrong with that……………………………………
    That's Kiwi's for ya!

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    Don't people in Australia speak English? WOW Australian is not a language haha.

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    Serves the fucker right! Everytime us Aussies go to NEW ZEALAND WE GET RAPED BY SHEEP! We are like sheep bait over there. Now he knows how we feel. MUAHAHAHAAH!

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    I got my picture taken sitting on Paul Hogan's lap on my 21st birthday in Vegas! He's a sexy old Aussie dude!

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    cos us australians speak our own language…what a twit.

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    Mate now I've heard it all lol go da Wombats fightin back… lol

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    Re: Ally –

    How's the job hunting going in England? LOL. Haven't all of your jobs been taken over by foreign workers yet LOL? Has it stopped raining yet? Are the Brits still binge drinking themselves to death? LOL. I'm just asking while I sit here on the beach in beautiful sunny Australia with a cocktail in hand. No worries mate!

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    I think it's rude of them to call you a wombat. I saw a picture of a wombat and it's much more trim than you–no huge horse mouth, either.

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    Sounds like this dude is having withdraw symptoms such as pink elephants and the like. Give him a bag of Cheeto's and let him dry out.

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    Wombats are so cute. They are also the koala's nearest living relative. Maybe one has finally taken its revenge for all those that end up as road kill. Oh yes, we do speak English down here, just the same as they do in New Zealand.

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    i thought new zealanders liked to fuck sheep
    haha

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    never drink with wombats! They bite Like Hilton Crabs!

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    omg are you really that stupid? you realise that australia and new zealand are two different countries? do you pommies ever stop whinging its so bloody annoying!!

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    what a freak… and how does a wombat rape you? do womabts even know how to rape someone?

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    LOL! That's so Richard Gere of him.

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    Re: Ally –
    "WTF ,country retards"???? R u f***ing stupid or dont u realise we have cities too, get an education u loser!

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    You are disgusting Perez. Fat little piggy

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    wombat no but a dingo i would belive

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    thats like Madonna having a brit accent after being forced fucked with a bag of fish & chips

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    isn't this what we all do when we're drunk??

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    I was raped by a wombat once. Other than the smell, it really wasn't that bad. Kinda like the time Perez sliped it to me.

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    Re: kiwi – lol i'm a kiwi aswell. It does make us look bad! Oh well i know i'm normal and that post made me laugh my ass off. What a weirdo!

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    Re: ash – fuck you rascist cunt

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    Once you've had Wombat, you never look back.

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    sounds like a typical pig island kiwi, they all wish they were australian !!

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    Re: annie –

    When its to the police yea…but what i dont understand is why they didnt send him to an institution instead!

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    Wombats are pretty feisty you know.. and if there was such a thing as speaking "australian" it would be sexy as hell

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    Re: Ally – take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut ya stupid smelly wench.

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    whoa.

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    Re: Ally –
    Wow, did you not even realize the article was about a New Zealander anyways? Fucking idiots, I swear.
    by the way, im not saying NZers are that way, just pointing out this bitch cant READ!

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    Re: Ally –
    wow you really must be bitter.
    but i suppose living in england would do that to you.
    haha.
    also new zealand is not australia.
    so duh.
    dont worry,i feel sorry for you.

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    Wow Im guessing Ally cant read shows what kind of education the English get!! Although it would of been better if it had been an Aussie!!

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    Re: Ally –

    Ally you are a fucking whore! Go crawl back into to your hole of a country you call 'England'

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    more like raped by sheep

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    He's fucking lying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he just wants his 15 mins of fame!!

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    Re: Ally – oh go poor a cup of tea down your fat cunt!

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    bahaha!
    new zelanders will do anything to be aussies! tryhards
    GO WOMBAT!!!

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    i'm aussie and what the hell is speaking australian?

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    being aussie, i know new zealands hate us everywhere u go in new zealand they have t shirts and shiz saying "MY DADDY SAYS I CAN PLAY FOR ANY TEAM WHEN IMOLD AS LONG AS ITS NOT AUSTRALIA"…guess they are just jealous!! lol

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     Re: rosie –
     Just quietly Rosie, I'm not sure that you've actually been "everywhere" in New Zealand, so probably can't be assured of 4 million people wearing said t shirt.
     Secondly, the reason that (according to you) no New Zealander wants to play for your sports teams is because there is a natural rivalry between our two countries - surely you've noticed? I'd rather you didn't falsely categorise an entire country to try and prove a ridiculous point.
     Aside from that, this article is good value.