Joss To Release Her Inner Self
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While most actors are trying to become "musicians", there's still a lot of musicians trying to become "actors."
Joss Stone is the latest to attempt her luck at acting! The soul singer has just signed on to star in a new British comedy, Snappers, set to begin filming next month.
And what type of character will Joss be portraying?
Stone is set to play a lesbian.!
Says Joss, "The Script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to. I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!"
Ohhh, the excitement!
Snappers is about a British actress who's in town to film a new movie. While there, she's constantly hounded by paparazzi, so she decides to leave her hotel and stay with the cast and crew at a local caravan park to avoid the paps. Then the rest of the plot features comedic scenes with the paps, and the main actress getting romantically involved with a loser, and so on.
Damn, it sounds like they're filming Britney's life…
Joss is set to play an entertainer and bingo caller. She plans to research the role in depth. Because we all know how hard it must be to call out B-4 and I-12!
And coincidentally enough, she's also going to produce the soundtrack for the film.
Stone says, "I am bringing my guys over from America for three months to work with me on the soundtrack and original score. I have already started writing songs for 'Snappers', I have been sleeping with a pad and pen in bed with me for the last three days and I keep jumping out of bed in the middle of the night to jot lyrics down."
What a hard worker that Joss Stone is.
And we're sure she's going to be a wonderfully horrific actress. Can you say Glitter???!!
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Bitch is fucking for parts !!
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Love her dress!
B-4 I-12 WTF? lol thats not how u play bingo. two fat ladies-88 … thats an example of how we do it
could i be first??? whoo hooo
didn't you see her in aragon? AWFUL!
WHO CARES! SHE SUCKS!
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Joss Stone sucks!!!! Seriously.
i think shes fucking dope….to look at
Good for her..Go Joss!!
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its B12.. not I-12…
wow…thats just…wow…plz we dun want her to be the nex paris hilton
I think its really sad, that this Website, which is supposed to be just entertaining and fun, is PRO-HILLARY CLINTON, and doesn't have a neutral, objective view on politics. I think you should keep it real perez and don't take sides. Its so sad that you are making the Elections a Black-White issue….again
can you say Swept Away? The Next Best Thing? Evita? Desperately Seeking Susan?
fuck you, perez.
I hope it's not another Glitter. Good luck Joss.
I watched this Martha Stewart video and guess what I made from left over Christmas wrapping paper and ribbons. Just guess…. Please?
Its funny how people on this site just regurgitate (are you smart enough to know that word) what Perez says back at him. Get your own opinions!!! Perez is just jealous of Joss, OBVIOUSLY!
Nnot to be off-topic or anything, but that fucking PETA ad with the woman and that disgusting udder breasts thing is fucking GROSS!! Fucking take that shit off Perez!!!!!!
If only people in the UK still liked her…
She's already been in a movie. She was in Eragon and did a good job.
She already acted in a movie. Seen Eragon?
No one "attempts" their luck you silly fuck
HAS-BEEN
'my guys'…..I hope for their sake that its written into their contract that she must never mention them by name!!
Don't come back Joss, please? I'll buy you a flake!
what the fuck perez, she has been in movies before.
This girl is so full of herself.
She can't act for shit.I take that back,she acts like a tosser everyday.
She isnt sleeping with a pen and paper,she's sleeping with directors for parts,and we sure as hell know she doesnt write songs herself,she just fucks producers to get their songs.
What a snapper. That's snafu, yo.
why does this lady dress this way!!!!
I doesn't start until 16. Apparently it can be very hard. ;P
she looks like that cat lady!
B-4 and I-12?
I dont know what game your playin but it sure aint bingo. This is a british movie perez…………
i personally think she'd do a great job.
She sickens me.
kill all the spics! Burn them alive inside their crack houses!
Where is her dress froM??
Sleeping with the film producers! Only way she gets herself anywhere in life.
I wonder how many minus viewing this will get purely because of this whore???
hahaha u shud see her on the fkale chocolate advert here in the UK.
her career is OVER - the beginning of the end was when she turned up at the 2007 BRITS in this fucked up fake american accent. lol stupid fugly slut.
Peace out! John, Liverpool UK
Isnt UK cinema in a big enough mess as it is,without killing it by feat this piece of trash!
She buried Gap,she's killed off Flake and now she destroys cinema.
It must be one sad old director to even consider this little tramp for a part.
Can't stand her. for real. She's boring.
shes nbdy…nobdy givez a bloody shit abt her hea in the UK!!….bt feelin sry for the grl…bess of luck 2 her neways… xxxx - lundz
I love Joss. She is real and beautiful. Did you see her on punk'd? She rocks. She is soulful and can sing better than Madonna anyday
Umm, Joss Stoned acting? I have one word that should if your're sane strike terror into your hearts: Eragon.
It would be very hard to say I 12 since the number sequence for I begins at 16.
I HATE JOSS STONE!!!! her stupid accent that she got from spending a few months in america WTF?! and now over here she is on tv all the time in a stupid chocolate advert where she sings my ears bleed every time i hear her
Now she fucks for movie roles too!
Oh God,who gave Miss Piggy a part in a movie? Is she gonna play herself,the hooker?
Didnt Lohan wear that dress to an event of some sort 2 years ago??????
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there's is the contraction to there is, not there are. drives me crazy to see this so often misused. clean it up! this is a great site…
She was in Eragon for all of 2 minutes, and was rubbish then!!! No risk of this "performance" being any better!
Still haven't fogotten her carcrash bit at the Brits a couple of years back - big risk of her turning into British Britney soon - i'll be in the front row to watch it!
Dosn't she know Lindsay Lohan wore that same dress like a month ago.. LL looked way better than this nobody
Y is she doing a british programme doesnt she know nobody wants her over here she talks like shes american when shes from devon LOSERRRRRR
oh she would seriously benefit from a kick in the head. and does anyone else think she looks like jocelyn wildenstein?
She already has acted!!! She had a part in Eragon! DUMBASS!!
Can she not promise us she'll drop off the planet instead!! Hate this cow!
eh, she was already in a movie..she was in Eragon
Blohan called. She wants her Rainbow Bright dress back.
Bitch Fucks for tracks!!! haha… Perez that's like my fav line EVER… you have to say it every time you post on Joss…. by the way, bitch fucks for tracks!!
JEALOUSY IS SUCH A DISGUSTING THING!!LET HER BE MAN!!SHE DOES HAVE TALENT,SHE IS A GOOD SINGER AND SHE´S PRETTY TOO!!I HOPE THE MOVIE IS A HIT SO YOU CAN ONCE AGAIN EAT UP YOUR HATEFUL WORDS.
WRITING A BLOG IS SOMETHING THAT ANYONE WHO HAS A COMPUTER AND TOO MUCH FREE TIME IN THEIR HANDS CAN DO!!!
I WANNA SEE YOU GET ONSTAGE AND SING PEREZ!!OR ACT IN A MOVIE!!
LET´S SEE REAL TALENT THEN!!
JOSS´ LATEST CD WAS AWESOME!!SHE DEFINITELY SHOULD´VE GOTTEN SOME GRAMMIES!!!
She looks SO much like the cat lady.
ummm you really need to stop hatin on joss, shes the shit.
ummm you really need to stop hatin on joss, shes the shit!
I wish her inner self would tell her to F*ck off and go back to Britain
Re: Mindy – YOU FUCK OFF YOU DUMB BITCH. Josh is awesome she's much better than many so-called "artists" these days.
i went to school with her, back before she changed her name. Considering where she came from it's amazing that she's done, seen, achieved and made millions more more than any of you sad fucks could ever dream of doing in a lifetime.
stop the hating you illiterate pricks.
I WANNA SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP
JOSS you atrocious slut.
Give it all up already. There will soon come the time when the world
will finally know of your sneaky ways.
Tell us Jossy-Poo whom HAVE you slept with to retrieve such a pathetic roll in this terrible film. Oh and also by the way, you and I have had our fun
why haven't you admitted you are bisexual already??
I will see you in the corridors one day or perhaps back stage and I will lavish in the moment your putred face turns a vivid shade of blushingly embarassed red.
LOVING YOU STILL MY LITTLE SKANK.
-you know who-
What do you have against Joss Stone. Personally, I like her. She has an interesting/unique voice.
Don't forget your precious madonna sucked as an actress too… royally.
Um… can you say THE NEXT BEST THING?
/puke
i like her energy but she is tacky all the way through..music, hair, clothes..conversation skills….why is she so popular?
she can sing…
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is it me or does that sound a lot like notting hill?
she sings and can lesbo,, friends i submit to you the perfect woman..
Has her pimp Saadoldick talked her into the lesbo thing!!! She's a slag anyway.I think all of uk should go to the premiere just to throw eggs at her.
That sounds interesting. Why don't you try being objective for once and give her and the show a chance!
Joss Stone is a fake cunt.
B-4 is right….but 12 falls in the B column too. It's B-4, B-12, I-24 etc.
didnt lohan wear that i think she did?
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