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Joss To Release Her Inner Self

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Joss Stone > Film Flickers

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While most actors are trying to become "musicians", there's still a lot of musicians trying to become "actors."

Joss Stone is the latest to attempt her luck at acting! The soul singer has just signed on to star in a new British comedy, Snappers, set to begin filming next month.

And what type of character will Joss be portraying?

Stone is set to play a lesbian.!

Says Joss, "The Script is so funny. I've been giggling to myself every day just thinking about the characters and what they get up to. I just wanted to challenge myself. There are things in the film that are going to really push the boundaries, and that excites me! I can also confirm there will be a long lingering French kiss, but it won't be with a male!"

Ohhh, the excitement!

Snappers is about a British actress who's in town to film a new movie. While there, she's constantly hounded by paparazzi, so she decides to leave her hotel and stay with the cast and crew at a local caravan park to avoid the paps. Then the rest of the plot features comedic scenes with the paps, and the main actress getting romantically involved with a loser, and so on.

Damn, it sounds like they're filming Britney's life…

Joss is set to play an entertainer and bingo caller. She plans to research the role in depth. Because we all know how hard it must be to call out B-4 and I-12!

And coincidentally enough, she's also going to produce the soundtrack for the film.

Stone says, "I am bringing my guys over from America for three months to work with me on the soundtrack and original score. I have already started writing songs for 'Snappers', I have been sleeping with a pad and pen in bed with me for the last three days and I keep jumping out of bed in the middle of the night to jot lyrics down."

What a hard worker that Joss Stone is.

And we're sure she's going to be a wonderfully horrific actress. Can you say Glitter???!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: March 27, 2008 at 12:40 pm


85 comments to “Joss To Release Her Inner Self” (RSS feed) 

  1. #1 - Obsessed says – reply to this

    Bitch is fucking for parts !!

  2. #2 - Tanaya says – reply to this

    1ST COMMENT

  3. #3 - Geminat says – reply to this

    :::yawn::::

  4. #4 - pp says – reply to this

    4th

  5. #5 - Snow-white says – reply to this

    Love her dress!

  6. #6 - che says – reply to this

    B-4 I-12 WTF? lol thats not how u play bingo. two fat ladies-88 … thats an example of how we do it

  7. #7 - could i be first /// says – reply to this

    could i be first??? whoo hooo

  8. #8 - eo says – reply to this

    didn't you see her in aragon? AWFUL!

  9. #9 - johanna says – reply to this

    WHO CARES! SHE SUCKS!

  10. #10 - LESY says – reply to this

    5THHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:d:d:dd:d:d:d:

  11. #11 - Camila says – reply to this

    Joss Stone sucks!!!! Seriously.

  12. #12 - mark1 says – reply to this

    i think shes fucking dope….to look at

  13. #13 - kkk says – reply to this

    Good for her..Go Joss!!

  14. #14 - LESY says – reply to this

    AIYO KADUVULAI

  15. #15 - bingo freak says – reply to this

    its B12.. not I-12…

  16. #16 - ashley says – reply to this

    wow…thats just…wow…plz we dun want her to be the nex paris hilton

  17. #17 - Sfgirl says – reply to this

    I think its really sad, that this Website, which is supposed to be just entertaining and fun, is PRO-HILLARY CLINTON, and doesn't have a neutral, objective view on politics. I think you should keep it real perez and don't take sides. Its so sad that you are making the Elections a Black-White issue….again

  18. #18 - Shilo says – reply to this

    can you say Swept Away? The Next Best Thing? Evita? Desperately Seeking Susan?

    fuck you, perez.

  19. #19 - Jessica G. says – reply to this

    I hope it's not another Glitter. Good luck Joss.

  20. #20 - Perez Sheraton says – reply to this

    I watched this Martha Stewart video and guess what I made from left over Christmas wrapping paper and ribbons. Just guess…. Please?

  21. #21 - CK says – reply to this

    Its funny how people on this site just regurgitate (are you smart enough to know that word) what Perez says back at him. Get your own opinions!!! Perez is just jealous of Joss, OBVIOUSLY!

  22. #22 - Blech! says – reply to this

    Nnot to be off-topic or anything, but that fucking PETA ad with the woman and that disgusting udder breasts thing is fucking GROSS!! Fucking take that shit off Perez!!!!!!

  23. #23 - Craig Aaron says – reply to this

    If only people in the UK still liked her…

  24. #24 - Susan says – reply to this

    She's already been in a movie. She was in Eragon and did a good job.

  25. #25 - aj says – reply to this

    She already acted in a movie. Seen Eragon?

  26. #26 - Perez Is An Idiot says – reply to this

    No one "attempts" their luck you silly fuck

  27. #27 - cat says – reply to this

    HAS-BEEN

  28. #28 - Chris says – reply to this

    'my guys'…..I hope for their sake that its written into their contract that she must never mention them by name!!

    Don't come back Joss, please? I'll buy you a flake!

  29. #29 - LINDS says – reply to this

    what the fuck perez, she has been in movies before.

  30. #30 - marge says – reply to this

    This girl is so full of herself.

  31. #31 - Jay says – reply to this

    She can't act for shit.I take that back,she acts like a tosser everyday.
    She isnt sleeping with a pen and paper,she's sleeping with directors for parts,and we sure as hell know she doesnt write songs herself,she just fucks producers to get their songs.

  32. #32 - Lounge says – reply to this

    What a snapper. That's snafu, yo.

  33. #33 - why why why says – reply to this

    why does this lady dress this way!!!!

  34. #34 - A says – reply to this

    I doesn't start until 16. Apparently it can be very hard. ;P

  35. #35 - alishaanderson.com says – reply to this

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  36. #36 - squeaks says – reply to this

    she looks like that cat lady!

  37. #37 - rae says – reply to this

    B-4 and I-12?
    I dont know what game your playin but it sure aint bingo. This is a british movie perez…………

  38. #38 - joni says – reply to this

    i personally think she'd do a great job.

  39. #39 - Ruby says – reply to this

    She sickens me.

  40. #40 - KKK_4_LIFE says – reply to this

    kill all the spics! Burn them alive inside their crack houses!

  41. #41 - Emily says – reply to this

    Where is her dress froM??

  42. #42 - Booyaaas says – reply to this

    Sleeping with the film producers! Only way she gets herself anywhere in life.
    I wonder how many minus viewing this will get purely because of this whore???

  43. #43 - john says – reply to this

    hahaha u shud see her on the fkale chocolate advert here in the UK.

    her career is OVER - the beginning of the end was when she turned up at the 2007 BRITS in this fucked up fake american accent. lol stupid fugly slut.

    Peace out! John, Liverpool UK

  44. #44 - MeMe says – reply to this

    Isnt UK cinema in a big enough mess as it is,without killing it by feat this piece of trash!
    She buried Gap,she's killed off Flake and now she destroys cinema.
    It must be one sad old director to even consider this little tramp for a part.

  45. #45 - Star says – reply to this

    Can't stand her. for real. She's boring.

  46. #46 - lundz says – reply to this

    shes nbdy…nobdy givez a bloody shit abt her hea in the UK!!….bt feelin sry for the grl…bess of luck 2 her neways… xxxx - lundz

  47. #47 - SEXYMUM says – reply to this

    I love Joss. She is real and beautiful. Did you see her on punk'd? She rocks. She is soulful and can sing better than Madonna anyday

  48. #48 - Tweety says – reply to this

    Umm, Joss Stoned acting? I have one word that should if your're sane strike terror into your hearts: Eragon.

  49. #49 - whodatdare says – reply to this

    It would be very hard to say I 12 since the number sequence for I begins at 16.

  50. #50 - Jen says – reply to this

    I HATE JOSS STONE!!!! her stupid accent that she got from spending a few months in america WTF?! and now over here she is on tv all the time in a stupid chocolate advert where she sings my ears bleed every time i hear her

  51. #51 - Booshdag says – reply to this

    Now she fucks for movie roles too!

  52. #52 - AhHellNah says – reply to this

    Oh God,who gave Miss Piggy a part in a movie? Is she gonna play herself,the hooker?

  53. #53 - Natty Baybee says – reply to this

    Didnt Lohan wear that dress to an event of some sort 2 years ago??????

  54. #54 - ding dong says – reply to this

    [quote]While most actors are trying to become "musicians", there's still a lot of musicians trying to become "actors."
    [/quote]
    there's is the contraction to there is, not there are. drives me crazy to see this so often misused. clean it up! this is a great site…

  55. #55 - Laura says – reply to this

    She was in Eragon for all of 2 minutes, and was rubbish then!!! No risk of this "performance" being any better!

    Still haven't fogotten her carcrash bit at the Brits a couple of years back - big risk of her turning into British Britney soon - i'll be in the front row to watch it!

  56. #56 - jon says – reply to this

    Dosn't she know Lindsay Lohan wore that same dress like a month ago.. LL looked way better than this nobody

  57. #57 - j says – reply to this

    Y is she doing a british programme doesnt she know nobody wants her over here she talks like shes american when shes from devon LOSERRRRRR

  58. #58 - amycakes says – reply to this

    oh she would seriously benefit from a kick in the head. and does anyone else think she looks like jocelyn wildenstein?

  59. #59 - Michelle Legere says – reply to this

    She already has acted!!! She had a part in Eragon! DUMBASS!!

  60. #60 - HayteHer says – reply to this

    Can she not promise us she'll drop off the planet instead!! Hate this cow!

  61. #61 - tori says – reply to this

    eh, she was already in a movie..she was in Eragon

  62. #62 - MF_er says – reply to this

    Blohan called. She wants her Rainbow Bright dress back.

  63. #63 - Dougie Grooves says – reply to this

    http://www.timesuniononline.com/main.asp?SectionID=2&SubSectionID=224&ArticleID=32097

  64. #64 - Steph says – reply to this

    Bitch Fucks for tracks!!! haha… Perez that's like my fav line EVER… you have to say it every time you post on Joss…. by the way, bitch fucks for tracks!!

  65. #65 - Tsc,tsc says – reply to this

    JEALOUSY IS SUCH A DISGUSTING THING!!LET HER BE MAN!!SHE DOES HAVE TALENT,SHE IS A GOOD SINGER AND SHE´S PRETTY TOO!!I HOPE THE MOVIE IS A HIT SO YOU CAN ONCE AGAIN EAT UP YOUR HATEFUL WORDS.

    WRITING A BLOG IS SOMETHING THAT ANYONE WHO HAS A COMPUTER AND TOO MUCH FREE TIME IN THEIR HANDS CAN DO!!!

    I WANNA SEE YOU GET ONSTAGE AND SING PEREZ!!OR ACT IN A MOVIE!!
    LET´S SEE REAL TALENT THEN!!

    JOSS´ LATEST CD WAS AWESOME!!SHE DEFINITELY SHOULD´VE GOTTEN SOME GRAMMIES!!!

  66. #66 - SARAH says – reply to this

    She looks SO much like the cat lady.

  67. #67 - micah says – reply to this

    ummm you really need to stop hatin on joss, shes the shit.

  68. #68 - micah says – reply to this

    ummm you really need to stop hatin on joss, shes the shit!

  69. #69 - Mindy says – reply to this

    I wish her inner self would tell her to F*ck off and go back to Britain

  70. #70 - STFU says – reply to this

    Re: Mindy – YOU FUCK OFF YOU DUMB BITCH. Josh is awesome she's much better than many so-called "artists" these days.

  71. #71 - KARYN says – reply to this

    i went to school with her, back before she changed her name. Considering where she came from it's amazing that she's done, seen, achieved and made millions more more than any of you sad fucks could ever dream of doing in a lifetime.
    stop the hating you illiterate pricks.

  72. #72 - jimmyjazz says – reply to this

    I WANNA SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP

  73. #73 - Joss' old best friend says – reply to this

    JOSS you atrocious slut.
    Give it all up already. There will soon come the time when the world
    will finally know of your sneaky ways.
    Tell us Jossy-Poo whom HAVE you slept with to retrieve such a pathetic roll in this terrible film. Oh and also by the way, you and I have had our fun
    why haven't you admitted you are bisexual already??

    I will see you in the corridors one day or perhaps back stage and I will lavish in the moment your putred face turns a vivid shade of blushingly embarassed red.

    LOVING YOU STILL MY LITTLE SKANK.

    -you know who-

  74. #74 - Jen says – reply to this

    What do you have against Joss Stone. Personally, I like her. She has an interesting/unique voice.

  75. #75 - liss says – reply to this

    Don't forget your precious madonna sucked as an actress too… royally.

    Um… can you say THE NEXT BEST THING?

    /puke

  76. #76 - Style Arbiter says – reply to this

    i like her energy but she is tacky all the way through..music, hair, clothes..conversation skills….why is she so popular?

  77. #77 - ydzonline.com says – reply to this

    she can sing…

    www.ydzonline.com

  78. #78 - skjgterkg says – reply to this

    is it me or does that sound a lot like notting hill?

  79. #79 - joss turnsmetostone says – reply to this

    she sings and can lesbo,, friends i submit to you the perfect woman..

  80. #80 - SheezShyte says – reply to this

    Has her pimp Saadoldick talked her into the lesbo thing!!! She's a slag anyway.I think all of uk should go to the premiere just to throw eggs at her.

  81. #81 - W says – reply to this

    That sounds interesting. Why don't you try being objective for once and give her and the show a chance!

  82. #82 - David says – reply to this

    Joss Stone is a fake cunt.

  83. #83 - Holly says – reply to this

    B-4 is right….but 12 falls in the B column too. It's B-4, B-12, I-24 etc.

  84. #84 - matt says – reply to this

    didnt lohan wear that i think she did?

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