Mrs. Johnny Depp
Filed under: Listen To This > Johnny DeppClick here to check out the new music video from Vanessa Paradis.
We really like the song!
It's in French and has a sweet indie/pop/folk/quirky vibe to it.
Johnny makes a cameo in the vid and he is rumored to have directed it as well!
Posted: March 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
hmm
first
johnny is too pretty 4 me…like brad arm pitt ewwww .
they used to call vanessa p tweety bird in those chanel commercials when she swung in the bird cage
You would think that since she is "life partners" with a A-List actor she could afford some braces for her teeth!
Hey all!
GAP TOOTHED BITCH!!!
OMG GIANT GAP IN TEETH
I LOVE IT
nice!
love it~
c'est pas grave de tout,
i like it, better than what i expected, even the vid is tight
Hmmm, I'm guessing the Johnny cameo is the shadow of a man whose face you don't see. I liked this song, but I really could only focus on the gap in her teeth. Sorry!
I totally love Vanessa and french music in general.
That gap in her teeth really spoils her looks.
Wow I am 21st….yeah….21st is the new 1st…..yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Tres Chic!
Vraiment j'aime Vanessa!
i cant stop staring at her gap
first..ohh so hot
Gee that sucks!
1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry but I'm too distracted by that huge gorge between her front teeth…was she singing something?
first bitches!! love u perezzzz!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! Wide gap tooth!
Damn you Vanessa! How did that baby-voiced slut land Johnny fucking Depp??? I want to know her secret.
Woah. Kinda wasn't expecting that to be, good.
Very good actually.
wait, so was he the weird shadowy trench coat man?
PS. flaming dance steps = tres bien!
you're mean because you can't really see Johnny in the video…..
I wonder who told her she could sing? Sounds like a french chipmonk.
didn't like it. and what's with her teeth? johnny, fix those for her…please!
Great song
Cool. Nice song
Can't dance for Shit and you could drive a frickin mac through that GAP!
maybe i'm the only one who has noticed, but she has quite a gap between her two front teeth.
Johnney Depp love me,
that song is whatev.
BYE!
PS:i love you
cute! i like it alot..
hohum?
Johnney Depp loves me,
that song is whatev.
BYE!
PS:i love you
love the song!
i really like vanessa
you should watch the movie "the girl on the bridge" ("la fille sur le pont")
jealousy….
fucking rad
Lucky bitch… wish i was her!
This video WAS directed by Johnny Depp!
How funny, Perez, that you had the "balls" to post this up after trashing her a few months ago for her performance. How ironic!
Vanessa Paradis is a true artist: sincere, talented, one of a kind. Americans don't seem to appreciate real talent, nowadays. (And I AM an American)…
Go VANESSA!
Holy gap in teeth!!
BUT WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?!?!?!?!?! PEREZ U NEED TO TELL US THIS SHIZ!
Believe it or not but some of us find the gap she has between her teeth Sexy. I personaly don`t find perfection sexy.
Reminds me of a Feist (the song, not her)
i actually love the song and love the video!!!
I think cameo is a bit of a stretch. Also, I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but watching her dance is just awkward.
Reminds me of Feist (the song, not her)
She needs to fix her teeth. She has plenty of money to do it. I guess she likes her gap
In those pics on the right of you, you look like an Oompa Loompa that was beat with an ugly stick. A seriously twisted ugly stick.
that is the sh*t!!!!!!!! love love love it!
She looks like a vampire all pale
This video is the most amazing of all of Vanessa's music videos to date IMO. I really love the style of it, Vanessa looks beautiful in all of the different guises and the cameo of Johnny gives it a beautifully intimate aspect.
To all those who can't be bothered to post anything except comments on the gap in her teeth or 'Johnny loves me!'… GET A LIFE!!!
Get over the freaking gap in her teeth! Shes managed to get Johnny Depp!
The song is awesome xo
EH
Fix the gap and quit the crack lady! Other than that I think she can sing just fine.
Pfff!!! You guys really don't get it! Vanessa has what the French call "lucky teeth". It's kind of her trademark. She's been singing she was 14. She got it then, she's still get it now. It's not an obligation to be perfect!
I'm suprised! It was quite entertaining.
Oh yeah and that isn't dancing!
I really liked it! I think Vanessa looks great here and think Johnny did a good job w/the direction. I like their collaborations. Nice work!
That chick cannot dance well. Awkward.
I liked it, a lot. Even though I didn't understand what she was saying, it was a beautiful and lovely song. Where was Johnny? I want Johnny.
as much as i like johnny i hate this ugly bitch! dont say i m jalous no im not but she has not a good voice ,she is ugly like a frog and she has no talent
i love it.
It's sad that people criticize the Hollywood celebs who get cosmetic surgery and starve themselves to conform, and yet when "real" people stand up and decide to be themselves, they too are criticized! It seems to me that the comments about her gap are all from a place of jealousy and she could do nothing to please you all.
I think the woman is all the more endearing because she is unapologetically herself and says screw any who want to criticize her for it. In France gap teeth are called "dents de la chance" or "lucky teeth" and are considered a good thing to have. Go Vanessa and your beautiful gap-toothed smile!
I like her. I think she's gorgeous and unique looking. I love her gap, too.
She has a pretty voice, but I wish she'd do something besides the breathy childlike sexy thing.
I like the gap.
L'incendie, c'est l'un sans l'autre –> Fire, is one without the other
Americans like their starlets to all look the same, bleached white teeth, boob jobs ratty hair extensions, they can't seem to cope if someone differs from their norm. Brainwashed sheep with no style or culture or history.
And he gave her a pearl necklace……
what is American's obssession with perfections. GEeze!! No wonder the French hate us. Superficial, materialistic, shallow, beings. No wonder Johnny Depp moved to France. The video was great..but it would have been better to see mr. Depp's face.
The French are notoriously bad dancers.
What is this American obsession with teeth ? I admire European women for staying natural, no caps on their teeth, BRAVO ! I can see why Johnny Depp prefers Vanessa Paradis to all those artificial American Barbies.
Damn, girl…go see a dentist about those teeth, Lord knows Johnny can afford it! Bitch could eat corn through a picket fence!
Re: Clare – Re: Clare –
Clare, listen up - #1 - Vanessa doesn't need an A-list life partner to get her teeth fixed - she was and is famous enough in her own right in Europe. The world extends beyond North America, you know. And # 2 - Thankfully the French are secure in themselves enough to not run out and *fix* everything the North Americans deem to be a flaw. They accept themselves mostly as who they are and prefer to build on self traits as education and personal growth. I'd say that's why the average European is less screwed up and a bazillion times more educated than the average American. So, ponder those thoughts you ignorant cow.
can I puke now? Seriously Kate Moss with gap teeth..GO TO A FREAKING DENTIST it doesn't look good at all..is that why her mouth barely opens? Hello hit Johnny up the side of his head SHE IS SO RIDICULOUS
With all that money why oh WHY not fix those teeth?!
Merci Mélissa!
Just had to agree to how great of a singer she is and has always been. As for the teeth comments, seriously - don't you guys have anything better to post?
Taco teeth, terrible! Ghastly. The French cannot make music. Absurd. Awful. Geeze Louise!!!
LOVE it
She's NOT Mrs. Johnny Depp, idiot. They're not married, he was only married once in the 80's. Yes the gap is distracting, but she wouldn't be attractive even if she had perfect teeth. She's talentless, figure-less and not pretty in the face. Maybe that's why he never married her…
Thank you thank you thank you for featuring Vanessa! Can you please feature all her latest songs? She's amazing, totally separates herself from Johnny, looks quirky and fun, and has cool teeth too! This song rocks. Check out D'es Que Je Te Vois and Divine Idylle for more of her awesome stuff. This CD is soooo great.
Umm… Like most of you- the GAP ruins the song, video, her, everything!!! FIX YOUR TEETH!!!
I can see why I never see her smile…girlfriend needs to fix those front teeth..other than that it's okay..
SHE SAVES A LOT ON DENTAL FLOSS HA HA…seriously cant sing cant dance but she doesn't need to floss does she…winner yeah right dont think so . I wonder how far she can spit?
bad dancer….but voice is nice. i like her teeth.
Re: Ades – Oh, I think she's pretty clearly starving herself as well. French women are the original hunger artists.
Does anyone else think she resembles Keri Russell and at sometimes Kate Moss?
Holy geeeze!
She is like an orthodontist's dream client!
Some one get her some braces and dancing lessons.
do you have any idea what she's singing about…it might help with your understanding…lol!
you crucified her performance, recently…someone slip you a 20 spot to "be nice"…talk about "whoring it out"…start searching for your soul…some day you might need it.
there's not a level of hell deep enough for your kind, fatty
That is 3:31 seconds I will never get back. That was one of the worst pieces of trash I have ever seen. What a waste of time.
Bonjour à tous !
For those who don't like Vanessa's teeth, in France we call them " the theeth of happiness " and bring lucky. Apparently, this is thrue for her … ;o)
YUCK. She's gross.
My god, most of comments are awful about her gap…
It is not a hygiene question!!
Please stop your stupid cliché about French, hygiene, food, way of life.
Before criticizing, look at you in a mirror. Do you really know what non american people think about you????
Do you really know what are the American clichés in the world???
Hopefully everyone is not stupid on this site.
PS: Yes, i'm French (and proud to be), yes my English is not perfect, and no, i'm not anti american.
If she's willing to starve herself into complete emaciation to model, I don't think it's that much of a stretch to think she might be equally, obsessively vain about her teeth. Guess not!
Nice ^^
I wanted to hate this cause she's SUCH a shitty performer…but I loved it! As long as I don't have to watch her "perform", I love her music.
I love it!
And she's adorable.
what is this song called?