Mrs. Johnny Depp

Click here to check out the new music video from Vanessa Paradis.

We really like the song!

It's in French and has a sweet indie/pop/folk/quirky vibe to it.

Johnny makes a cameo in the vid and he is rumored to have directed it as well!

    Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm / Email this  »

    519 comments to “Mrs. Johnny Depp”

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    1. semi says – reply to this


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      hmm

    2. Jazzy fizzle... says – reply to this


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      first

    3. ewwwww says – reply to this


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      johnny is too pretty 4 me…like brad arm pitt ewwww .

      they used to call vanessa p tweety bird in those chanel commercials when she swung in the bird cage

    4. Clare says – reply to this


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      You would think that since she is "life partners" with a A-List actor she could afford some braces for her teeth!

    5. Bonnie says – reply to this


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      Hey all!

    6. COKATE & WINONA RYDER says – reply to this


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      GAP TOOTHED BITCH!!!

    7. PIG JOHNSON says – reply to this


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      OMG GIANT GAP IN TEETH

    8. BECKY says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT ;)

    9. geomtl says – reply to this


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      nice!

    10. eriksosa says – reply to this


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      love it~

    11. Britt Doll says – reply to this


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      c'est pas grave de tout,
      i like it, better than what i expected, even the vid is tight

    12. Carrie says – reply to this


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      Hmmm, I'm guessing the Johnny cameo is the shadow of a man whose face you don't see. I liked this song, but I really could only focus on the gap in her teeth. Sorry!

    13. Arsena says – reply to this


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      I totally love Vanessa and french music in general.

    14. Gemma says – reply to this


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      That gap in her teeth really spoils her looks.

    15. Shark says – reply to this


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      Wow I am 21st….yeah….21st is the new 1st…..yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    16. kimberly says – reply to this


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      Tres Chic!

      Vraiment j'aime Vanessa!

    17. christine says – reply to this


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      i cant stop staring at her gap

    18. jennifer says – reply to this


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      first..ohh so hot

    19. CoClo says – reply to this


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      Gee that sucks!

    20. RR says – reply to this


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      1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry but I'm too distracted by that huge gorge between her front teeth…was she singing something?

    22. chelsea says – reply to this


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      first bitches!! love u perezzzz!

    23. Giannelli says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!! Wide gap tooth!

    24. Laury says – reply to this


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      Damn you Vanessa! How did that baby-voiced slut land Johnny fucking Depp??? I want to know her secret.

    25. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Woah. Kinda wasn't expecting that to be, good.

      Very good actually.

    26. Jewlz says – reply to this


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      wait, so was he the weird shadowy trench coat man?
      PS. flaming dance steps = tres bien!

    27. karen says – reply to this


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      you're mean because you can't really see Johnny in the video…..

    28. Judy says – reply to this


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      I wonder who told her she could sing? Sounds like a french chipmonk.

    29. chelsea says – reply to this


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      didn't like it. and what's with her teeth? johnny, fix those for her…please!

    30. Yasmin..errr says – reply to this


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      Great song :)

    31. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Cool. Nice song

    32. JustBeingMe! says – reply to this


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      Can't dance for Shit and you could drive a frickin mac through that GAP!

    33. just noticed says – reply to this


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      maybe i'm the only one who has noticed, but she has quite a gap between her two front teeth.

    34. Neena says – reply to this


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      Johnney Depp love me,

      that song is whatev.

      BYE!

      PS:i love you

    35. GorJess66 says – reply to this


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      cute! i like it alot..

    36. d says – reply to this


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      hohum?

    37. Neena says – reply to this


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      Johnney Depp loves me,

      that song is whatev.

      BYE!

      PS:i love you

    38. XIAAAO says – reply to this


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      love the song!

    39. juliet says – reply to this


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      i really like vanessa :)

      you should watch the movie "the girl on the bridge" ("la fille sur le pont")

    40. jun says – reply to this


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      jealousy….

    41. nz says – reply to this


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      fucking rad

    42. munch says – reply to this


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      Lucky bitch… wish i was her!

    43. Rain Joy says – reply to this


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      This video WAS directed by Johnny Depp!

      How funny, Perez, that you had the "balls" to post this up after trashing her a few months ago for her performance. How ironic!

      Vanessa Paradis is a true artist: sincere, talented, one of a kind. Americans don't seem to appreciate real talent, nowadays. (And I AM an American)…
      Go VANESSA!

    44. Emmaloo says – reply to this


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      Holy gap in teeth!!

    45. Jewlz says – reply to this


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      BUT WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?!?!?!?!?! PEREZ U NEED TO TELL US THIS SHIZ!

    46. Cecily says – reply to this


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      Believe it or not but some of us find the gap she has between her teeth Sexy. I personaly don`t find perfection sexy.

    47. akeemah says – reply to this


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      Reminds me of a Feist (the song, not her)

    48. jess says – reply to this


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      i actually love the song and love the video!!!

    49. rachel B says – reply to this


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      I think cameo is a bit of a stretch. Also, I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but watching her dance is just awkward.

    50. akeemah says – reply to this


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      Reminds me of Feist (the song, not her)

    51. Jeska says – reply to this


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      She needs to fix her teeth. She has plenty of money to do it. I guess she likes her gap

    52. d says – reply to this


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      In those pics on the right of you, you look like an Oompa Loompa that was beat with an ugly stick. A seriously twisted ugly stick.

    53. steffi says – reply to this


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      that is the sh*t!!!!!!!! love love love it!

    54. Jackie19 says – reply to this


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      She looks like a vampire all pale

    55. Becca says – reply to this


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      This video is the most amazing of all of Vanessa's music videos to date IMO. I really love the style of it, Vanessa looks beautiful in all of the different guises and the cameo of Johnny gives it a beautifully intimate aspect.

      To all those who can't be bothered to post anything except comments on the gap in her teeth or 'Johnny loves me!'… GET A LIFE!!!

    56. Kaytee says – reply to this


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      Get over the freaking gap in her teeth! Shes managed to get Johnny Depp!

      The song is awesome xo

    57. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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      EH

    58. The Boss of the World says – reply to this


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      Fix the gap and quit the crack lady! Other than that I think she can sing just fine.

    59. Mélissa says – reply to this


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      Pfff!!! You guys really don't get it! Vanessa has what the French call "lucky teeth". It's kind of her trademark. She's been singing she was 14. She got it then, she's still get it now. It's not an obligation to be perfect!

    60. charlotte says – reply to this


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      I'm suprised! It was quite entertaining.

    61. The Boss of the World says – reply to this


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      Oh yeah and that isn't dancing!

    62. Denise says – reply to this


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      I really liked it! I think Vanessa looks great here and think Johnny did a good job w/the direction. I like their collaborations. Nice work!

    63. Slap Happy says – reply to this


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      That chick cannot dance well. Awkward.

    64. Dhani says – reply to this


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      I liked it, a lot. Even though I didn't understand what she was saying, it was a beautiful and lovely song. Where was Johnny? I want Johnny.

    65. mimi says – reply to this


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      as much as i like johnny i hate this ugly bitch! dont say i m jalous no im not but she has not a good voice ,she is ugly like a frog and she has no talent

    66. melissa beth. says – reply to this


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      i love it.

    67. Ades says – reply to this


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      It's sad that people criticize the Hollywood celebs who get cosmetic surgery and starve themselves to conform, and yet when "real" people stand up and decide to be themselves, they too are criticized! It seems to me that the comments about her gap are all from a place of jealousy and she could do nothing to please you all.
      I think the woman is all the more endearing because she is unapologetically herself and says screw any who want to criticize her for it. In France gap teeth are called "dents de la chance" or "lucky teeth" and are considered a good thing to have. Go Vanessa and your beautiful gap-toothed smile!

    68. lala says – reply to this


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      I like her. I think she's gorgeous and unique looking. I love her gap, too.

      She has a pretty voice, but I wish she'd do something besides the breathy childlike sexy thing.

    69. mimi says – reply to this


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      I like the gap.

      L'incendie, c'est l'un sans l'autre –> Fire, is one without the other

    70. coco chanel says – reply to this


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      Americans like their starlets to all look the same, bleached white teeth, boob jobs ratty hair extensions, they can't seem to cope if someone differs from their norm. Brainwashed sheep with no style or culture or history.

    71. ange says – reply to this


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      And he gave her a pearl necklace……

    72. the truth says – reply to this


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      what is American's obssession with perfections. GEeze!! No wonder the French hate us. Superficial, materialistic, shallow, beings. No wonder Johnny Depp moved to France. The video was great..but it would have been better to see mr. Depp's face.

    73. Amy says – reply to this


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      The French are notoriously bad dancers.

    74. See a Therapist says – reply to this


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      What is this American obsession with teeth ? I admire European women for staying natural, no caps on their teeth, BRAVO ! I can see why Johnny Depp prefers Vanessa Paradis to all those artificial American Barbies.

    75. Pamela says – reply to this


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      Damn, girl…go see a dentist about those teeth, Lord knows Johnny can afford it! Bitch could eat corn through a picket fence!

    76. suze says – reply to this


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      Re: ClareRe: Clare
      Clare, listen up - #1 - Vanessa doesn't need an A-list life partner to get her teeth fixed - she was and is famous enough in her own right in Europe. The world extends beyond North America, you know. And # 2 - Thankfully the French are secure in themselves enough to not run out and *fix* everything the North Americans deem to be a flaw. They accept themselves mostly as who they are and prefer to build on self traits as education and personal growth. I'd say that's why the average European is less screwed up and a bazillion times more educated than the average American. So, ponder those thoughts you ignorant cow.

    77. anne says – reply to this


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      can I puke now? Seriously Kate Moss with gap teeth..GO TO A FREAKING DENTIST it doesn't look good at all..is that why her mouth barely opens? Hello hit Johnny up the side of his head SHE IS SO RIDICULOUS

    78. Del says – reply to this


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      With all that money why oh WHY not fix those teeth?!

    79. Marion says – reply to this


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      Merci Mélissa!
      Just had to agree to how great of a singer she is and has always been. As for the teeth comments, seriously - don't you guys have anything better to post?

    80. ks says – reply to this


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      Taco teeth, terrible! Ghastly. The French cannot make music. Absurd. Awful. Geeze Louise!!!

    81. erock says – reply to this


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      LOVE it

    82. Amanda says – reply to this


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      She's NOT Mrs. Johnny Depp, idiot. They're not married, he was only married once in the 80's. Yes the gap is distracting, but she wouldn't be attractive even if she had perfect teeth. She's talentless, figure-less and not pretty in the face. Maybe that's why he never married her…

    83. raisa says – reply to this


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      Thank you thank you thank you for featuring Vanessa! Can you please feature all her latest songs? She's amazing, totally separates herself from Johnny, looks quirky and fun, and has cool teeth too! This song rocks. Check out D'es Que Je Te Vois and Divine Idylle for more of her awesome stuff. This CD is soooo great.

    84. Bella says – reply to this


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      Umm… Like most of you- the GAP ruins the song, video, her, everything!!! FIX YOUR TEETH!!!

    85. Kiddy says – reply to this


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      I can see why I never see her smile…girlfriend needs to fix those front teeth..other than that it's okay..

    86. jeannine says – reply to this


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      SHE SAVES A LOT ON DENTAL FLOSS HA HA…seriously cant sing cant dance but she doesn't need to floss does she…winner yeah right dont think so . I wonder how far she can spit?

    87. faith says – reply to this


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      bad dancer….but voice is nice. i like her teeth.

    88. del says – reply to this


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      Re: Ades – Oh, I think she's pretty clearly starving herself as well. French women are the original hunger artists.

    89. Amy says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think she resembles Keri Russell and at sometimes Kate Moss?

    90. Mind the Gap says – reply to this


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      Holy geeeze!
      She is like an orthodontist's dream client!
      Some one get her some braces and dancing lessons.

    91. dee says – reply to this


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      do you have any idea what she's singing about…it might help with your understanding…lol!
      you crucified her performance, recently…someone slip you a 20 spot to "be nice"…talk about "whoring it out"…start searching for your soul…some day you might need it.
      there's not a level of hell deep enough for your kind, fatty

    92. Buffy says – reply to this


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      That is 3:31 seconds I will never get back. That was one of the worst pieces of trash I have ever seen. What a waste of time.

    93. VIRGINIE says – reply to this


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      Bonjour à tous !
      For those who don't like Vanessa's teeth, in France we call them " the theeth of happiness " and bring lucky. Apparently, this is thrue for her … ;o)

    94. beth says – reply to this


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      YUCK. She's gross.

    95. Guillaume says – reply to this


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      My god, most of comments are awful about her gap…

      It is not a hygiene question!!

      Please stop your stupid cliché about French, hygiene, food, way of life.

      Before criticizing, look at you in a mirror. Do you really know what non american people think about you????

      Do you really know what are the American clichés in the world???

      Hopefully everyone is not stupid on this site.

      PS: Yes, i'm French (and proud to be), yes my English is not perfect, and no, i'm not anti american.

    96. Sonia says – reply to this


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      If she's willing to starve herself into complete emaciation to model, I don't think it's that much of a stretch to think she might be equally, obsessively vain about her teeth. Guess not!

    97. tutan says – reply to this


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      Nice ^^

    98. Zack says – reply to this


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      I wanted to hate this cause she's SUCH a shitty performer…but I loved it! As long as I don't have to watch her "perform", I love her music.

    99. LT says – reply to this


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      I love it!
      And she's adorable.

    100. jon says – reply to this


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      what is this song called?

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