Sorry, Spidey

Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Kirsten Dunst > Tobey Maguire

In Touch Weekly is reporting that Kiki Drunkst is breezing through her 12 steps to sobriety!

According to a pal, she has been calling people to make amends, which happens to be step nine.

One of the first people Kiki reached out to was SpiderMan co-star and former boyfriend Tobey Maguire.

"Kirsten apologized for things she did to him when they worked together and dated in 2001," the insider reveals.

Maguire forgave Kirsten, says the source.

We really want to know how things went down when she called her other former b.f., Jake Gyllenhaal!

A little something like this, probably.

Drunkst: "I'm sorry for vomiting all over you while we had sex that one time."

GyllenHO: "It happened more than once."

Drunkst: "It did????"

GyllenHO: "Yeah. You gave me gonorrhea too!"

Posted: Mar 27, 2008 at 2:00 pm / Email this »

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82 comments to “Sorry, Spidey”

h says – reply to this

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sorry
Impulse Control says – reply to this

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she makes me wanna smack her
h says – reply to this

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ha i beat u bitches
I Have A Question says – reply to this

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is she drunk in this picture? why is her jacket on inside out?
Kate says – reply to this

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Leave her alone Perez. She is trying to get well. Don't be a dick.
Rammy says – reply to this

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Poor poor drunken fool
che says – reply to this

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ewww
nicole says – reply to this

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top 12
pearl says – reply to this

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first
...loveMaegan says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you!
che says – reply to this

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is she in england then with that fiver in her hand
{{{ it haz 2/b hillary◘♥♥◘}}} says – reply to this

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[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ zhez a drunk..I hate grl drunkzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz they r effen ztupid zhit zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
jenny says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!
VOTE FOR DAVID ARCHULETA!
Lulu says – reply to this

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Apparently she never took the "wearing clothes the right way out" class in rehab. I wonder if her parents ever apologized to her for birthing her snaggled tooth ass.
Brenda says – reply to this

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aww I love Kirsten!!!
bb says – reply to this

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boohoo
Byron says – reply to this

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First!
mm says – reply to this

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someone is tricking us perrrrrrrreeeeezzzz???
Mona says – reply to this

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she looks messed up…
lulybombon says – reply to this

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jajajaj!! poor girl!!! perez you are the best!!

kisses from argentina!!
ash says – reply to this

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what is wrong with today's society?
justine says – reply to this

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Perez, I thought you were supportive of people in rehab- why say such mean things about her? I think it's pretty brave of Kirsten to do this with her life…
Tweety says – reply to this

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Kiki Drunkst? I love it! 1
Lisa says – reply to this

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Oh, Perez….thanks for the laugh. You do crack me up!
Lau says – reply to this

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Hey!!!
emily says – reply to this

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Perez you are so mean! Give the girl a break she is trying.
Bonita says – reply to this

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Re: justine – - #24, I totally agree. Give the girl a break. At least she's trying to get better. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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She is taking a very brave and hard step and it is terrible of you to make fun of her. You have crossed the line. You should apologize.
Clobber Cutter, Bognor Regis says – reply to this

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Rat's ass, Who gives a: sad innit when a site spirals outta control like this one has these last months, straight down the ladder, hitting each rung. Formerly a cute-enuf 'ha-ha' click, Perez's D-List lifestyle and pre-vomited selections have made this a horrid look-see, like Amy Winehouse's zit-scarred face. Let's all take the No More Perez oath UNTIL we get something approaching new features here: a Top Comments list (rather than that stupid Most-Emailed thing), maybe a chat for each item posted hereupon. One can just tell that PzH's fame has gone to PzH's head and PzH doesn't give a good goddamn about his supporters. Well, dahlinks, this one's an EX-.
Brooke says – reply to this

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Wow. if she really is on step nine good for her! those programs are tough, i couldnt keep doing it!! and i tried kinda haha.
wf godot says – reply to this

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Re: Clobber Cutter, Bognor Regis – AGREE, AGREEING, AGREED.
paulie says – reply to this

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one of the basic values of recovery programs (AA, NA, CMA, etc.) is anonymity (thus the word Anonymous in the program names) - publishing this kind of information shows your total ignorance about how recovery works - love your site but this post is inappropriate
bb says – reply to this

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she is the naaaaaaaaaaaaaastiest bitch i have ever seen. i rather eat shit than fuck her, GODDAMN she is fucking discusting, i have to go vomit now.
josh says – reply to this

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What is up with white girls and self destruction, that is so "In" right now? I just don't understand why none of them are practicing the comeback… Slack hoes needs to stop… the entire group of people should just "mysteriously", vanish. Dick Cheney has a man-sized safe in his office, put them in there. And while I'm talking bout rich stupid bitches, WHY do 95% of famous black women, have big foreheads? (think about it you know I'm right). Amy Winehouse… I love you boo, but stop smoking crack bitch! Stop, it is not necessary when weed exists. You will be surprised how you miss your man a lot less after about 3 0r 4 hits. Marey your new video is tacky, do not fall back off. Go away Lindsay Lohan, we are actually done with YOU. And for God sakes will somebody get the vodka and Xanex from Paula Abdul.
smorf says – reply to this

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Are u sure she is sober?? she is wearing her jacket inside-out
All American Girl says – reply to this

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Where the beef! Maybe she said that to Jake!
dont' be horrible , it seems like says – reply to this

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shitney or lie - low NEVER got to step 9

let alone step one whatever that is ……….
or even stop drinking .

liar - lo is one big con artist .
vintage says – reply to this

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Why knock a girl for making positive changes in her life.
indydavid says – reply to this

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I think it would be more like:
Kirsten: Sorry, Jake, for making you throw up when I tried to have sex with you.
Jake: That's okay…can I have Tobey's number? He's hot…
Dojo says – reply to this

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o kiki at least your making amends. and eww to toby maguire
SkaTP says – reply to this

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Posts on people's AA step-work? C'mon, Perez - you must have some friends in program. There's a reason the 2nd word of the program is ANONYMOUS. Not cool to post on people's step-work. Not cool! Tacky.
chickie says – reply to this

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cute jacket, I wonder what the other side looks like.
Leah says – reply to this

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was she in new york city this past weekend because i think i saw her
xuszerep says – reply to this

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I don't like her at all. I really don't understand why people like her acting, she's an over-emotes and it annoys me to no end.
Nat says – reply to this

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her jacket is totally inside out …. totally on purpose!
Enough Already! says – reply to this

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Re: {{{ it haz 2/b hillary◘♥♥◘}}} –
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ shut the fuck up. we hate spammerszzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz they r effen ztupid zhit zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Shannon says – reply to this

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why is her jacket inside out?
Lauren says – reply to this

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It's pretty low to pick on someone going through AA. To be scrutinized and teased for trying to make yourself better? Perez - I am very ashamed to be a reader right now.
Michelles Ankh says – reply to this

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She has to be one of the ugliest people ever!
AnnA says – reply to this

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Nice jacket, chris cross! jump, jump!
white trash says – reply to this

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Ninth step already? Wow, the fouth step usually takes about 3 months! She must not be working that hard.
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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This chick is not attractive… she kind of looks like a pluck chicken… I am not gay, but I would rather see Jake and Tobey bone than see this chick naked. FUCK ME
friend says – reply to this

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you're an asshole. are you serious?! shut up.
latinmama says – reply to this

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Perezle, you are 2 for 2 today with bad taste. If you keep it up I will have to abandon you and stick to Pink is the New Blog exclusively.

You're usually pretty good about not taking pics of celebs leaving their 12 step meetings–but you are horrible for reporting this, which should be an incredibly private thing. Thanks for blowing Kiki's anonymity in a very painful way.
j n says – reply to this

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WHAT A FUCKING PRICK YOU ARE!
SHE IS TRYING TO GET HER SHIT TOGETHER AND ALL U CAN DO IS RUN YOUR DISGUSTING MOUTH YOU SICKEN ME
Beckyyy says – reply to this

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that £5 should be able to buy her another bottle of vodka!
Bri says – reply to this

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This poor girl is trying to get help and youre making fun of her…thats wrong perez you ARE a douche!
k says – reply to this

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I actually think she's a terrific actress. And what did she do to Toby when they were dating? Anyway, I think it's good that she's trying to get help and that she didn't suffer as much as britney or lindsay.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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ALL RIGHT Y'ALL. IF I DON'T SEE SOME HUNKY MALE SKIN SOON WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM. I GOT STRESSED OUT AT WORK TODAY. A PICTURE OF MARIO LOPEZ FLEXING AND ACTING COCKY ABOUT HIS AMAZING BODY WOULD DO QUITE NICELY ABOUT NOW. HEY……….WHAT'S UP WITH SOCIETY OIL BARONESS BARBARA DAVIS' FATASS SONS? HOW SAD……MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS. WHY DON'T THEY GET LIPOSUCTION WITH DADDY'S MONEY?
lala says – reply to this

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leave kirsten alone!
Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this

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perez, until you make amends for all the bad things you did as a meth head, you best keep your hypocritical trap shut. kiki is miles ahead of you on all counts, and now she's better than you in this area too. sure you don't do meth anymore, but all you did was substitute it with a food addiction.
zeus says – reply to this

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Perez you are SUCH A WANKER. Pathetic and sad. Last time I am here. Wanker.
jimmyjazz FOR McCAIN says – reply to this

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I WANNA SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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BYE ZEUS. I WANNA WANK OVER MARIO LOPEZ
Hyde says – reply to this

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That step 9 is retarded and hurtful. "Yeah, I'm sorry I was an ass to you when I was drunk. I'm only apologizing because AA is making me-it's all about me and I don't give a rat's ass if it hurts you for me to do it." Fuck that.
i think , 9 is retarded too says – reply to this

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but you got to admit,

lindsey DID NOT DO IT
chelley says – reply to this

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funny how you can be so supportive of fucking britney spears getting better but you make fun of kirsten? classy, mario. classy.
Sara says – reply to this

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I gotta agree with everyone else here… It's not cool to be putting her down when she's trying to work her program. AA/NA saves so many peoples lives, please respect the traditions.
hanners says – reply to this

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haha, very funny.
she's so yucky…
lakevubud says – reply to this

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Perez…You're an ASSHOLE!
It's supposed to be an ANONYMOUS program. Anonymity in AA has been the Public Relations policy repsected by Every Press agency in the world for 70 years yet you feel it's you're right to break it. You suck bg time.
yoyoyo says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTT
yoyoyo says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTTTT
i h8t dunst says – reply to this

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kirsten dunst should disappear from public eye. I have never liked her looking at her makes me sick. I hope she never is in a movie, tv show, music video, infomercial ever again. To have had the oppritunities she has had and do what she does she is a loser what hte hell were tobey and jake thinking. There is nothing remotely attractive about her. She is annoying in everything is does. Poor me is not going to work for her and her making "ammends" is mere damage control for a lack luster career. She needs to eat something and learn how to dress.
Jenny says – reply to this

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I am in a 12 step program and this step is the hardest to take. Its sad that people are made fun of by turning their lives around. Dont get me wrong she is not my favorite by any means, however if she really is in recovery and working a program step 9 is the hardest and most humbling
Edgar says – reply to this

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Oh Perez-the-thought, Perez, that thingy about gonorrhea was really mean, mean, mean. The best thing she did for Jakey was to drive him into the arms of Witherspoonbread. She is much much richer, probably better looking (no chance to compare side by side without makeup on), and I doubt she drugs or drinks. Maybe drink a glass of wine on rare occasions, but I don't see Witherspoonbread tossing 'em down. Let us hope her rehab sticks and she doesn't have to go through it all again. She probably never had a normal teenage experience; that warps a person badly.
Elle says – reply to this

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She's holding a £5 note. Is she in England?
SERIOUSLY says – reply to this

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LEAVE HER ALONE
perez@is.adouche.com says – reply to this

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"When writing or speaking publicly about alcoholism, we urge each of our Fellowship to omit his personal name, designating himself instead as “a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.”

Very earnestly we ask the press also, to observe this request, for otherwise we shall be greatly handicapped."
Sweet says – reply to this

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Re: paulie –

I love you Perez BUT I bet you DON`T know what it`s like to hit rock bottom and seek for help…. not I do more then you, but at least I can respect people who are trying to get better!!!!!!!!!!

and WHY IN HELL is she wearing her coat INSIDE OUT????????????????? Wonders……. is it a new trend?????
Sweet says – reply to this

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Re: paulie –

I totally agree with you on this one…..

If people want to start a better life and leave the past being ans seek for treatements, then NOBODY should make them feel it`s wrong to do so… NOBODY!!!
Snickers says – reply to this

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Gawd, I hope she fixes thost fucked up teeth of hers when she's done with rehab!!!!!
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