Perez Hilton: Time To Retire

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Time To Retire

We've got to give her credit….at least she's trying!

Lindsay Lohan - who has recently been trying to revive her music "career" - is still not giving up on acting. Despite the shiteous reviews she gets!

According to reports, La Lohan is set to appear in Manson Girls. She will be playing Nancy Pittman, a once loyal follower of crazy killer Charles Manson. Her appearance has been confirmed by the film's producer, Brad Wyman.

Before shooting this film, Lohan is set to be filming Ye Olde Times with Jack Black and David Arquette this spring. Ye Olde Times is due to be release later in 2009.

And, as we mentioned before, Lindsay's current film, Chapter 27, is set to open in limited release this weekend. Though that movie has already been ripped apart by the critics.

If movies aren't working, and singing isn't working, maybe she should stick to partying and make a living by getting paid for appearances.

And she's also got that under-the-table deal hawking Ariva, the dissolvable tobacco.

There's always porn too!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: March 27, 2008 at 6:06 pm

119 comments to “Time To Retire”

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kiddo says – reply to this

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shiny forhead!
shelby says – reply to this

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booo
i hate her!!! says – reply to this

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i hate this bitch! She could eat shit and die!
SIANA says – reply to this

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she should get a NEW fake tan..
ji-pi says – reply to this

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first
kimmie says – reply to this

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first!
angie says – reply to this

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ha!
brainchild says – reply to this

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She really is unappealing and repellent.
kaity says – reply to this

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she's had her time in the sun… time to shove a bum and go back to where you came from!
piper says – reply to this

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not first,number 3???
Michelle says – reply to this

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Charles Manson isn't a killer, his followers are.
Edna says – reply to this

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i love lindsay! she really is quite talented. i really hope she manages to save her career!
aoife! says – reply to this

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Fourth!!!
Dr. M says – reply to this

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Glad 2 see Lindsay is staying busy -
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Hopefully - she's okay
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Shalom Aleichem
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Peace
Dr. M
MM
D
speckles throbwell says – reply to this

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F.C.?
Andrea says – reply to this

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I'm totally ready for her to change her outfit.
Cat says – reply to this

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fire crotch
bertha says – reply to this

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17th!
jarvisbearcub says – reply to this

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dude.. lohan as a manson girl? what's that called? typecasting? lol

seriously, she was very good in that altman movie. she just needs to make it to 30 and then she'll be world class.
j says – reply to this

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PEREZISADOUCHE.org look for it soon. a site full of pics and nasty comments about perez.
animallover says – reply to this

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B2V salon sucks. i called earlier in the morning and i have yet to hear from them. perez why would u adverise such a company that stands for ….. whats the word? just because i let them know that i was a first time "client to be," that was enough for the person who answered the phone to judge me. side note to B2V: if u want to only service the "chosen people" then let the rest of us know that by placing those words exact on ur site. i gave them the benefit of the doubt and of course they proved me right. im going to tell everybody about the wonderful people at B2V and their charming staff.
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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Actually, Charlie never killed anyone. But here's hoping they retitle the film "Mean Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo."
boo says – reply to this

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omg…this bitch…she's like a curse on any movie that seems like it has sooome remote chance of being semi-good. she's horrid.
myla says – reply to this

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she's always so sweet.
manda says – reply to this

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OMG those sandals…. PUKE
Stacy says – reply to this

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Chapter 27 wasn't THAT bad, though she barely had a part in the movie at all.
alex says – reply to this

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She should try reality tv.
Shauna says – reply to this

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Don't listen to him Lindsay! I think you're a great actress. One of the best out there among young hollywood. Stick to the movies…success isn't measured by box office anyways…
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WANT TO SEE REP SALLY KERN R-OK IN A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP
Jen says – reply to this

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seriously those are the ugliest sandals ive ever seen in my entire life
tracey says – reply to this

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and you're not hawking ariva? a little link here, a little mention there… "as seen on perez hilton dot com" gross, mr. anti-tobacco.
Posh918 says – reply to this

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THUNDER LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ckindc says – reply to this

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bitch got fat she needs to stop eating. look at those thunder thighs. disgusting
Whatthe? says – reply to this

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Fucking Cunt? Fucking Cunt?
Come on Perez you can be more clever than that…

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I just aint right!
FriscoFran says – reply to this

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Perez, you're an asshole today and I don't like you right now. I will come back tomorrow and hope you suck less.
madmax says – reply to this

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I would like to see her doing porn. She' already a slut, so she's prepared. Her tits aren't bad either. She wouldn't even have to sober up.
Crowlie says – reply to this

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She looks like SHIT. Her career is SO EXPIRED. I can't stand her stupid face!
lanzie says – reply to this

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we've seen her in that same grey dress all week. dirty.
blast from the past says – reply to this

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Let's not forget that she was a very good actress as a child, ie the parent trap, freaky friday etc.
WTF says – reply to this

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WTF are on her feet
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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fuck you and your hater minions,you fat,homo,monketfuck slob!!!!
jon says – reply to this

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She looks great, I;m so glad she is doing better. If you stopped paying attention to the tabloids and actually watch one of her movies you'd see what an amazing actress she is. Can't wait for her new album and movies!!!
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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perezhole got DENIED by the bouncers at Villa,bet he didn't tell you lackeys about that?!ha,even the drunks have standards.perezhole is a fat,useless,no-talent hack,act your age,you fat fuck!!!
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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thank you,jon,a voice of reason and sanity on this absolutely pathetic hatesite.
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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perezhole is a fuckin' douchebag
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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perezhole is the 666antichrist,a freakin' minion of that supreme hater,beelzebub
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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the only thing worse that this jealous,no-talent,homosexual,back-stabbing,bitchass cocksucker,is my 38 year old preserved foreskin in a mason jar.thanks,dad,that is so gross.
von koffin says – reply to this

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uh perez…charles manson was NOT a killer. he never actually killed anyone in his life. he was just the leader of The Family and he told others to do the killing for him, and they did so out of pure infatuation with Manson.

you really are a sucky reporter.
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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PEREZHOLE IS THE BIGGEST SLIMEBAG IN HOLLYWIERD,EVER!!!!how this fat fuck ever got any recognition is beyond me.whatever.FUCK YOU,DOUCHEBAG
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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fuckstain no-talent scuzzhole perezfuck doesn't even have the 'talent' to put on a dress and heels,and get in the box that the fuckin' magician cuts in half on the stage,LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!FUCK YOU,PEREZHOLE,YOU JISM EATER
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU,YOU DISEASED,ASS-FUCKIN' HOMO,FAT FUCK COCKSUCKIN' SCUMBAG,YOU LAME-BRAIN HALF-WIT RETARD BITCHFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

I RESERVE ALL SEVEN OF GEORGE CARLINS WORDS FOR THIS NASTY DICKHEAD COCKBITE PIECE OF SHIT,FUCK YOU,PEREZHOLE
screenavatar says – reply to this

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Read Obama's speech. You won't be sorry.
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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PERZHOLE,ARE YOU READING THIS SHIT???
WELL,SUCK MY DICK,YOU FUCKIN' HOMO,YOU WORTHLESS,MAGGOT INFESTED,HATEFUL,VILE ANIMAL.FUCK YOU AND THE BRAINLESS IDIOT HATERS THAT INFEST THIS VILE HATESITE.FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL,YOU CLINTON LOVIN' HOMO DICKHEADS.ROT IN HELL
craven says – reply to this

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a new jenny craig spokesperson?
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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oh,one more thing,perezhole…
why do you always scribble on the photos???you are in your thirties,you talentless,ugly fat fuck,yet you persist like some horny,eight year old kid,drawing bush and nipples on the chicks in the sears catalog.did your mother not give you any hugs or kisses?!WHO GIVES A FUCK,YOU ASSHOLE,OH,BEND OVER,BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU,PEREZHOLE
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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craven…
it's spokesMAN,you filthy little brainless hater minion of that vile homo,perezhole.wake up,you little cocksucker,smell the shit you are shovelin',you stupid little worm.FUCK OFF
fuck you,perezhole says – reply to this

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well,it has been cathartic to release some much needed payback on the vile devil,perezhole,and his army of brainless,no-talent hater-whores,but i must go eat some hospital food at that great trailer-trash mecca,shoneys.but i leave a reply to all you scumbag acolytes of the fat fuck retard,FUCK YOU ALL,AND HERE'S A COCK-SANDWICH FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU,HOLD THE BREAD.HEH,HEH.FUCK YOU,PEREZHOLE,LATER,LOSERS
what fool employed her for more movies says – reply to this

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any gullible fool who wants her in thier film is gonna be annoyed, both film parts reek of failure!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope they both bomb as bad as chapter 27 and
i know who killed me and herbie ,

…….whatever………..
craven says – reply to this

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Re: fuck you,perezhole – go back to school retard…
melissa j says – reply to this

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Who the hell cares about this SKANK!?!?!? I am SOOOOOO sick of her and Brittany and Paris……….Geez will tis never end!?!?! And they bitch about the paps?!?!? Fuckin move!!! Like, um…Brittany move the hell back to Louisiana, OH…or have they disowned her too?!?!? They want the publicity so they shouldn't bitch…………
reads like lindseys got people on her side here says – reply to this

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hahah or lindsey is on here posting for herself……..

good lcuk perez,

all those hate mails here,

probably just one person.
li lo is a loser who cant act,
didnt stop drinking and is nearly broke.
her films will bomb .
lo - los next part says – reply to this

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she should play a 50 year old bored housewife.
Anon says – reply to this

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I really, really dislike gladiator sandals
JohnnyDo says – reply to this

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She is a has-been… I would still put it in her butt… saggy white titties and all!
orangeyouweird says – reply to this

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She is so orange. She has got to quit all that fake tanning stuff. She looks weird. Why would she think that was attractive???
trixie says – reply to this

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Why is she wearing SWIM FINS?
Jess says – reply to this

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With all these crappy movies, can we call her an official B lister and stop talking about her?

This pic doesnt even look like her. For one, the person looks sorta happy, and not psycho bitch.
Abe Lincoln's Thinkin' says – reply to this

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OMG…She's got old lady body.
Jake says – reply to this

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Lindsay + PORN =
Jess says – reply to this

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Re: fuck you,perezhole –

Lindsay–Is it you?????
much luv says – reply to this

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man shes another one thats always has been on your shit list the movie was released over seas and Ive heard nothing but good things about it why dont you let it release first before you your self pans it
HAS BEEN says – reply to this

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Why are we still talking about this loser? She's a B-lister and you Perez, you gotta start calling her that "B LISTER" Im sure it will hurt her feelings, she never was a real A lister anyways, she only had like 1 successful movie, her fame and status came from the attention of bloggers and paparazzos, she's pathetic, a total has been and she's not even 25 yet LOL

PS - She's FAT again
Steph says – reply to this

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OK 1st of all who the hell wants to see a movie about the Manson murders…we all know what happend…and 2nd who does movies with Jack Black and David Arquette anymore…what a joke
Miss TLC says – reply to this

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Oh PLEASE stop posting about this disgusting mess of a person. Such a waste of time.

For the latest COOL INFORMED and ENTERTAINING posts (not just about garbage, waste-of-time friends/enemies of the webmaster), go to MissTLC.com
meechii says – reply to this

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she needs to just take her clothes off.
give america what they want…
Elvis B. says – reply to this

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She looks like my old science teacher. (He coached baseball also).
?????? says – reply to this

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what does the "FC" on her crotch stand for?????
c.dot says – reply to this

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Wow, working with David Arquette is certified GOLD! GOLD! She'd do better posing in Hustler and being a travelling souse, a La Tara Reid. Poor LoWhore, she had so much potential! Remember Parent Trap? Maybe Dennis Quaid's hotness clouded my judgement, but I thought that movie ruled! Oh well, these things happen.
lauren says – reply to this

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what's with all these morbid roles she's been taking?
- I know who killed me
- Chapter 27

And now she's doing a movie about Charles Manson…riiigggghhhttt….

Does she have Alyssa Milano syndrome?
Yak says – reply to this

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It would make more sense if she played Sharon Tate.
lala says – reply to this

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k, i really wanted (expected) more out of her than what p is describing, i am not ready for her to retire- just get back to work & do a smart film.
Sheri says – reply to this

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Well her body and skin look about the right age to retire. Doesn't she have a mirror in her house, CAN'T SHE SEE SHE'S ORANGE!!
amanda the great says – reply to this

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those are some fancy, glammed-up SCRAMs she's got on.
Kimmy says – reply to this

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I loved her in Georgia Rule. If she starts performing like that instead of whatever "I know who killed me" was supposed to be then no need to retire just yet.
Linds Movies Can't Be As Bad As Evas says – reply to this

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I just saw eva longwhoria on letterman. After the movie clip was played the audience gasped, it was that bad. Eva has to rank of the worst actresses currently employed.
lindsay lohan says – reply to this

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she had dick fucking bitch
lindsay says – reply to this

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she eat my dick .,l,.
HURRAYFORSKITTLES says – reply to this

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MY COMMENTS FOR THE PEREZ HATERS!
First off if you hate perez enough to leave a hate fueled comment
why are you adding to the super popularity of his site by even visiting it?
Perez hilton didnt force you to come here and read his fantastic celebrity news
we're all curious about (whether we hate it or love it) So really if you hate him so much why are you on his page… remember kids acting hardcore on the internet is like running a typing marathon with the disabled at the end of the day your still a retard. Thanks for the great news perez dont get discouraged by the haters. By the way your all idiots leaving hate messages on someones site he probably does clever things like signs your email up for barn animal porn or something. Even if it doesnt show on here he still has your email Just my two cents though. Take care.
lol says – reply to this

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Re: ?????? – LOL..FC=FIRE CROTCH
soooo funny, lol..i cracked up laughing
becky says – reply to this

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If she doesn't do something about it SOON, by summer she'll be carrying her breasts around in a wheelbarrow!
EuropEll says – reply to this

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The movie went straight to DVD here and eversince then it's been stuck on the shelves, coz no one's buying it. ;D Not even with a price like €5…
sims says – reply to this

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FIRST
Stanton Assassin says – reply to this

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Charles Manson never killed anybody. Get your facts straight fatboy.
yourmom says – reply to this

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Re: Shauna – HUH?
paula says – reply to this

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I love the huge stain on her dress. That's something I would do.
ariva says – reply to this

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how much is ariva paying you all to mention ariva every time someone is smoking or there is a picture of lindsay?
reba says – reply to this

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her legs suck, they look like mine but oranger
Little Old Republican Lady From New Orleans says – reply to this

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Re: HILLARY IS A LOSER! – Number 95, thanks for keeping us posted (albeit it on non-political sites) on who exactly will be losing to McCain in the fall.
Peaches says – reply to this

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That girl had her chances but she ruined it for herself…
Kate says – reply to this

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Leave her alone fat man.

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