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1. Pepe says – reply to this
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   FIRST!!!

2. ME says – reply to this
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   Yikes!! is she ok?

3. as says – reply to this
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   first

4. jojo says – reply to this
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   3rd

5. 3rd says – reply to this
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   HA HA HA M-Fers… I'm 3rd… yeah yeah… too bad sad.

6. jojo says – reply to this
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   ahhhhh!!! fuck me and fuck you as i wanted 3rd, you goddamn motherfucking cocksucking shit faced son of a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Danielle says – reply to this
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   HELL YES!! SO EXCITED FOR THIS!!!

   BTW, I know you're a Carrie fan guy so I'd tell you that one of the dudes in the Clark Brothers band or whatever, used to be her fiddle player. Good times.

8. bathog says – reply to this
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   pray to god that she doesnt sing she drives me crazy, which is the worst cover in the history of multi celled organisms

9. san francisoc says – reply to this
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   Fuckin' GREAT! I love Dolly Parton! I never watch that fucking show! But I will be watching next week!!!!!

10. taffey Dollar says – reply to this
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    Good god! She's hideous!

11. Jbird says – reply to this
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    haha i went on a date with austin from the clark brothers when i was 13. his family was performing in my town and i babysat the baby twin sisters. weird!

12. heather says – reply to this
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    first!

13. lesley says – reply to this
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    eekk! she looks so dang bad!

14. mama says – reply to this
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    looks like a wax figure!!!!!

15. stacy says – reply to this
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    I love Dolly!

16. deedee says – reply to this
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    Perez, you should have drawn easter bunny ears on Dolly to go with her teeth. And maybe a carrot hanging out the side of her mouth.
    You missed the mark there buddy.

17. SHAKE & BAKE BITCHES!! says – reply to this
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    WTF??? SHE'S STILL ALIVE???

18. bathog says – reply to this
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    she looks like she could eat carrots without using her hands in this picture? her teeth are as big as a hiltons shoe.

19. Amir says – reply to this
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    OMG i hope her frozen tits can fit on stage!

20. Anaxagoras says – reply to this
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    Dang! It's like I'm looking in a mirror!

21. perez fatlton says – reply to this
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    3rd you fat cunts

22. Bathog says – reply to this
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    But I'd still have sex with her.

23. SHAKE & BAKE BITCHES!! says – reply to this
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    Re: deedee – LOL!!! OMG DEEDEE YOU GOT AN EYE FOR COMMENTS…I AGREE WITH YOU!!!! LMAO!!!

24. Bathog says – reply to this
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    Many times

25. Kendra says – reply to this
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    Omg! I love her so much. I don't care how much plastic surgery she gets, she will always rock in my book! What a talented artist, and she's still going!

26. Bathog says – reply to this
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    #18 is fake

27. lilysafatdogwash says – reply to this
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    LILY ALLEN IS A FAT DOG BALL LICKING CUNT WODGER I HATE U PEREZ U FAT BEANER BURRIITO EATING BASTARD

28. Jennifer says – reply to this
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    Hellz yeah Perez! This country girl loves that you loves Dolly!!!

29. interesting says – reply to this
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    hope nobody cries. *looks at jessica simpson*

30. the real bathog says – reply to this
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    Re: Bathog – fuck off fake coward bastard. i cant stand it any more! i am just so frustrated i am going to give up posting if you dont promise to stop teasing me.

31. mad fag says – reply to this
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    PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT… PEREZ SUCKED MY COCK LAST NIGHT…

32. the great bathog says – reply to this
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    just kidding. you need some new ideas twinkpoop. my adoring public has no trouble spotting your fake posts. go comb your poodle.

33. Linda says – reply to this
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    Dolly is the queen of the world!

34. marissa says – reply to this
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    The Clark Brothers are sooo yummy! Can't wait for Miz Dolly!

35. Cassie says – reply to this
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    I'm so glad that The Clark Brothers are going to get this HUGE exposure! I love them!

36. Nancy says – reply to this
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    She's rad but she has a beard.

37. Bob Peters says – reply to this
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    I will definately watch next Tuesday. Note to Dolly: PLEASE COME TO TULSA!

38. tranny says – reply to this
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    thats a fucking man. she is sooo busted now. she used to be beautiful. wtf happened

39. Marsha Brady says – reply to this
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    Madonna should take lessons from this woman. Dolly is a loving wonderful woman, who has shown staying power that far outshines "Vadge". Although not perfect, those rediculous breasts, she is without a doubt what a real icon is.

40. i am gulliver says – reply to this
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    2 cups 1 girl;;love you dolly

41. kat says – reply to this
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    you should definitely check out the Clark Brothers- f-in phenominal and hot too…..and they didn't USED to play the fiddle, they DO play the fiddle, and mandolin and slide guitar. Can't wait till their album comes out! Too bad the hot one is married.

42. LAUGHING TOO HARD TO HAVE A NAME says – reply to this
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    #29 Interesting said hope nobody cries. *looks at jessica simpson*

    That was so funny I almost peed my pants *looks at fergie*

43. Chichi says – reply to this
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    HOW MUCH ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR
    THIS, PEREZ?

    DOLLY IS sooooo PAYING YOU OFF FOR ALL THE PUBLICITY!

44. cindy says – reply to this
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    Oh my God!!! Dolly has taken the PS too far. Scarey and I love her.

45. Essielisa says – reply to this
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    You are so wrong about "The Clark Brothers"! They are so sexy & talented.
    They will be much easier on the eyes & ears than Dolly. She was good in her day, but she needs to sit back now or stick to Grand Ole' Opry type shows!
    Bring those Clark Brothers out for us all to enjoy!!! Woo-Hoo!!

46. PEREZ SUCKS! says – reply to this
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    THIS IS OLD NEWS PEREZ!!!
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47. lin says – reply to this
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    Thank's Perez…. you know we don't get so see who has been voted out until friday's in the UK and we are 7 mintues from watching the show and now I already know who is going. Ok I did want him to leave but now it will not be the same to watch it… please keep us UK people in mind, when writing about AI….
    Thanks

48. j says – reply to this
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    She needs to STOP with the plastic surgery. She looks terrible

49. raelene says – reply to this
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    gross, she looks nasty………plastic surgery addiction???

50. Daryl says – reply to this
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    Idol needs a boost this year and Dolly should provide some much needed fun. She's a great songwriter and performer and will be a good mentor for the Idol hopefuls. At the very least, its not another week of the Beatles!

51. KATHY FROM TORONTO says – reply to this
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    HER FACE SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME

52. Pdonster2 says – reply to this
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    Eh…what's up, Doc? I love ya, Dolly, but why are you making that rabbit face?

53. rage says – reply to this
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    *gasp*
    it's madonna's future…

54. Linda says – reply to this
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    I love Dolly and can't wait to see her on Idol. Also, The Clark Brothers are actually really good. I would recommend checking them out.

55. meg says – reply to this
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    I can't believe you were so dismissive about The Clark Brothers. They're AMAZING. Maybe after you see them play you will realize what you're missing.

56. toadflaxxed says – reply to this
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    Dolly Parton & Judge Judy —- SEPARATED AT BIRTH - and I love them both!

57. alex milstein says – reply to this
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    The Clark Brothers are actually quite good. And cool, in a bluegrass-country-emo-rock way. And you'd probably like them if you only widened your idea of what's 'cool' beyond what you think is properly 'hip' enough for you to enjoy.

    I got hooked on that 'Next Band' show thanks to my 17-year old daughter who had me watch it with her. She loves the Clark Brothers, and we live in LA. How could that be? Then again, my daughter's CD collection runs from Green Day and The Killers to The Velvet Underground and The Ramones and Janis Joplin…all the way to Etta James, Ella Fitzgerald and the sooundtracks to West Side Story and Bye Bye Birdie.

    Widen your world, Perez. You'd be surprised to find that there's more out there than numbingly dull dance music.

58. suzyh says – reply to this
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    This really will be a good AI! Dolly is a truly talented, classy woman and I absolutely LOVE The Clark Brothers! SO glad they are going on Idol… they are well worth watching!

59. Jessicuh says – reply to this
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    she looks just toooo fake

60. Markiej says – reply to this
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    Okaaaay - So you wish for tranny-liscious mess and this is what you get….?!

61. CG says – reply to this
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    Can you say Tranny? Look at that face? Ouch!

62. Jon says – reply to this
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    You watch, after Idol airs next week Perez will be all over the Clark Brothers like he fucking discovered them. They're brothers, they're really talented, and one of them looks like a gay porn star.

63. cookie monsta says – reply to this
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    HOLY CRAP BATMAN, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER FREAKIN' HEAD???

64. Laura De says – reply to this
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    Poor ol' tranny.
    She was so cute once upon a time…

65. Dolly rules says – reply to this
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    Dolly is a kind hearted person so all you nasty people need to shut up with the negative remarks about her looks. She's in her 60's for heaven's sake, I think she looks great for her age. I wonder what you losers will look like when you're her age…..trolls maybe?

66. cornjob says – reply to this
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    jesus, it looks like a still of a ghost from a new j-horror movie. what's with all of the white makeup? what a ghoul!

67. Low says – reply to this
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    Dudes! American Band did suck a bit but I noticed this and it's a small bit interesting. The Clark Brothers won "American Band" by the "Idol" producers "I think". The clark brothers win "AB". Then a couple weeks after they won I noticed in many Carrie Underwood videos and TV gigs .. The clark brother singer is part of her band. And that was way before "American Band" went into production. Just seemed like a small hint that they sometimes place these "winners" into these shows perhaps?? …

68. jimmyjazz FOR McCAIN says – reply to this
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    GIVE DOLLY HER DUE….UNLIKE MADONNA DOLLY DIDN'T FORGET WHERE SHE CAME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE THE BOOB JOB…….NOTE: DON'T ALTER YOUR BODIES LADIES TO PLEASE MEN! FUZZ THEM!!!!!!!!! AND TELL THEM TO GET THEIR OWN FUZZING DINNER!!!!!
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    TEE HEE! I'M VOTING FOR McCAIN SO I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR RACIST POSTER "OPRAH"'S FOOD STAMPS. HE HAS TO BLOW PACA FOR TWINKIE AND CRACK MONIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I LEFT A CLUB EARLY TODAY CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO BITCHSLAP A PUNKASS WHO TRIED TO JUMP MY SHIZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO AVOID GETTING GHETTO AND THROWING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET GHETTO AND SLAP A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE DOLLY! HOLLER!!!

69. Va Jay Jay says – reply to this
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    Yeeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww. I love Dolly and I love dollywood. Finally, something entertaining!!

70. ewww says – reply to this
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    ewwwwww she kinda looks like that crazy cat socialite lady that got surgery to look like a cat. whats her name

71. Stephanie says – reply to this
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    Uh Oh! Usually she looks so good but that is a BAD pic of her…poor Dolly

72. Ashley says – reply to this
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    Say Dolly, did anyone ever mistake you for a scarecrow?

73. Angie says – reply to this
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    Awesome!! Dolly rocks!! I hope someone sings 'Jolene', my fav' Dolly song..

74. db says – reply to this
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    face lift pulled too tight now she can't close her lips yuk

75. sara says – reply to this
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    she looks like bette midler in hocus pocus—–

76. Resident Jerk says – reply to this
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    Dolly Pardon me I thought you were dead!
    Well kiss my grits!

    http://tonalddrump.wordpress.com/

77. Vince says – reply to this
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    Too much work. Bad lips.
    I thought she would grow old gracefully.
    What a shame.
    She's like a cartoom of her old self.

78. Rainbowcat says – reply to this