Introducing…Granny Hohan!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan
How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.
But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!
Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.
Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.
Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????
[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:09 am
How funny
you're such a filthy pig perez. if you ever talked about my grandma like this i'd punch you in the mouth.
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Yeah Yeah
i dont have herpes shithead!
Jaja. You are so mean.
wow perez…you have sunk to an all time low
what did the granny ever do to you?
herpes? hahahaha
no way im a first?
She look like a swet old lady. Just because she's related to HOHAN doesn't mean that shes a skankity ass ho.
how do you sleep at night?
no..im not "a first" sorry..
PEREZ LOVE, COME AND VISIT US IN SYDNEY SOMETIME OK..
Wow Perez, She is a granny. Your a little overly hostile on this one. Bring it down a level! Clearly their are some personal issues with grandparents showing on this.
They should fucking sue you for that post. That's just fucking rude.
what the fuck if wrong with you?
that's someone grandmother. have some respect!
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Disgusting. I fucking hate those people. So much for family being sacred. And Ali looks about 26. Imagine how she'll look at 30? Like Granny!!!
Don't be so mean about an elderly lady just walking down the street. She's done nothing to you. How would you like it if we called your mother such awful names, you fat pig.
dun be so mean Perez.. even if u dun like LL u dun need to insult her family.. thats juz so mean.. imagine if other insult ur family.. how wud u feel?
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You're sick! An all time low for you.
publish my comment asshole
…..i'm really tired of these ppl, i like lindsay, but the rest of them?
Second! And that poor grandmother is probably mortified by the rest of her family's behavior.
I thought the sister was Cameron Diaz with a dye job for a minute. And the grandma looks like a sweet old lady. And kinda hip. You don't see many grandmas styling a nice looking suit, a sensible purse and (kitten) heels.
mario, you are a smart-mouthed little punk who needs to have his filthy fuckin' mouth washed out with soap. show some respect, bitch.
Gawd Perez…why ya hatin' on Granny so much? That's a little harsh, don't ya think. Somebody must not have been hugged enough as a child….
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too far with the grandma comment perez. no one would like to hear that about their grandma
Taht's fucked up fat ass how bout someone talked about your old ass mami grandma! Cuban ass rejects your grandma probably fell off the boat and couldn't make it over to the states with the rest of you family!!!
Lay of nana! Geez…
ur a fucking dickhead, shes a lil old lady have some respect.
Ewww!
That's fucked up Perez. Not even funny to make fun of an old woman. Your fat ass won't live long enough to see 60.
That looks like a nice old lady you moron. Let's haul your mother out for a picture on the street and call her an old bitch and hobag….you are so low.
"Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!"
Damn bitch, you show no mercy and that is why I love you so!
WHY ARE U TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE'S GRANDMA!!! YOUR A FUCKIN OINK OINK
Nanna's should be off limits
I understand why you talk this way about celebrities. But there is no reason to disrespect the rest of the family.
Especially when it comes to grandparents.
That's low.
This is what you call, "Long Island Trash." Thank god, I live in Westchester.
Haha…#5 Grandma Lohan called you a shithead and denied those Herpes rumors. You Go Granny!
You know, normally, I love you Perez. But not anymore. That sucks. Don't talk shit about elderly people, regardless of who their daughter is. They've made it this far on this crazy planet, they don't deserve your crap.
asshole
This is no fun. I try to like you, but then you do something like this…
Dayum Perez-kinda tough on the old girl aren't ya?
HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SOMEONE'S GRANDMOTHER THAT WAY…YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING BEAST PEREZ…YOU HAVE SUNK TO A NEW FUCKING LOW, ASSHOLE!
umm is this the grandma that you told was really sick? Ya think you should be rippin into her like that?
lol
I am an avid reader of your site and have always defended you and what you say, but c'mon, why do you have to go after the poor abuelita? hopefully no one will go after your family like that. This is the first time that I have been ashamed to be a fan. BOOOO!
For god's sake Perez! You usually make me laugh…but this was going way to far. There has to be a line you don't cross and some poor grandmother should be it!
Too far! Tone it down, Perez.
WTF R U TALKING ABOUT U R A BITCH ASSHOLE!!! VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!! NOT FIRST SOOOOOOOOOO?????????
please don't be so hateful about the grandmother. That kind of stuff makes me want to stop reading. She's just a little old lady.
how did the kids get to be so tall?????
woah perez thats kinda fucked up.. i usually think ur funny but dont fuck w/the old lady and im not talking about her little sister… even if you dont like their family you should be a bit kinder with your words! "be kind with your words you dont want them to taste so bitter if one day you have to swallow them" i love you perezito pero no seas tan grosero!
Perez, i love your so! fucking hilarious!!!
Perez, there is a limit to things you should say about people. that's messed up. Have you no conscience? what would the good lord think of your comments about an elderly grandmother who was just in the hospital? what if that was your grandmother? you fat pig
you piece of shit Perez you are the hobag!!!
keep the poor old lady out of LiLo's shit-aeous ex-problems!!!
you are such a rude-assed motherfucker!!!…or father-fucker? lol
omg perez how can you completely ignore the fact the ali looks like part of one of elliot spitzers prostitute rings? even lindsey looked better than that when she was 14… she is headed fer sooo much trouble
seriously!!! funny is funny but…….is there really a need for this kind of garbage. I have been reading your page for a long time…there has been time when you came close to being less then human ….but I think some lines just don't get cross….grand mothers are one of them Perez. Shame on you. gramma's get hugs not trashed on Perez Hilton .com
How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab?????? Perez is so funny! Probably 5.
u r such a disgusting pig mario!!!! how could u?? U r a selfish bastard hitting the all time low to make more $$$$$$$$$$$. that's all u care about
Wow Perez! You should draw the line at grandmothers. If you talked about my Grandmother like that I would woop your fat ass!
omg perez how can you be ignoring that fact that ali looks like she just got dropped off by elliot spitzer?
Post a picture of YOUR grandmother and let us make rude comments, mario.
Perez… you're nasty… leave the granny out of this….
bagging on a grandma? thats too far
Perez you are evil…..but so funny!
Geez Perez you sound extra cranky today! Nice introduction though! I'M looking forward to hearing more about grandma Hohan. Now that Lindsay is out of rehab, it looks like grandma is living a much more exciting life. I wonder how long it will be before she makes a sex tape with Ashton Kutcher!
ITS OBVIOUS LINDSAY AND PEREZ DON'T GET ALONG PEREZ TALKS BAD ABOUT HER BECAUSE THEY BOTH HATE EACH OTHER he really hates Lindsay because a certain friend of hers hates him just as bad
you forgot to take your meds, perez. either that or someone just rejected you because all the granny insults were coming out of nowhere.
That whole damn family is ridiculous! 8908
you're seriously so rude.
PEREZ why dont you ever call PARIS hilton these awful names?? These awful words would suit her well …. HAVE MORE RESPECT for OLD PPL! How would you feel if we talked shit about your beloved mother or grandma? I dont think you would like it… BE NICER!
You power bottom, how dare you! , I'm going to smack you with my cane!
Yikes.. there was a time when I thought you were funny, but I've noticed you've become very cocky and extremely rude lately.
Funny how it's parallel to your becoming more comfortable with actually having decent money and underdog fame.
Something really bad is going to happen to you soon. I can feel it.
Over the top Perez…show some respect.
DO YOU HAVE ANY TYPE OF RESPECT FOR OLDER ADULTS, DO YOU REALIZE THAT IN ABOUT TEN YEARS GRANNY LOHAN WILL BE YOU, BUT IN A MUCH FATTER WAY, GET A LIFE AND LEAVE OLDER PEOPLE ALONE, WHAT IF THAT WAS GRANNY PEREZ????
damn perez, way to be harsh!
g-lo looks nice, i don't think she deserved that, even if she does have satan as a grandaughter.
wow… someone had their cranky flakes tonight. tad harsh don't ya think
HOW COME YOU DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT 50 CENTS GRANDMA??? OH YEAH CUZ HE'D PROBABLY HUNT YOUR FAT ASS DOWN AND KILL YOU! YOU ARE SHOOTING DEERS IN CAGES…. TALK SHIT ABOUT PPL WHO WILL ACTUALLY KICK YOUR ASS
C'mon, P…don't pick on the granny. She can't help it if Dina and Lindsay are related to her. Kinda like kicking an old lady….and you wouldn't do that….would ya?
hahah, comment number five….
grandma hohan…thats funny.
but sersiously perez, i am fine with picking on the lohans, but someones grandma?! how cruel!
perez you're a dick and not funny. you always make me laugh butyou are pushing it
that isnt the grandmother who was in the hospital, thats dinas mom. but still it was kinda shitty perez
ok this is my last time on this site prez.. that was too rude and really mean without reasons.. wow..your a jerk and a shame for the gay community.. as i gay boy i can say it.. youre a shame..
get help you live in a bubble if you think that what u said is funny.. you really need help adios mario ill never get back and i will tell my friends to do the same.. im speechless im not a fan of lindsay i dont care about her but her innocent gran ma.. pfff jerk..
you actually made my jaw drop. that was really mean.
Really? U just gon talk about somebody's grandma like that….somebody needs to teach u how to respect ur elders!!!
I've lost all respect for you. I sincerely hope you have the honor of having someone degrade your grandmother the same way.
PINCHE BALSERO ARRASTRA LENGUAS……COMO TE ATREVES A HALAR ASI DE GENTE MAYOR…HABLA ASI DE TU MADRE ….MARICON!!!
"TAKE OUT HER DENTURES"…I ASSUME YOU MEAN FOR HER GRANDMOTHER TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB? YOU ACTUALLY WENT THERE? THAT'S STRAIGHT UP TWISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official. You are the World's Biggest Douchebag. Guess turning 30 hasn't stopped you from talking like a moronic child. Nice work.
How much make-up does Allie have on? Looks like she has scooped it on with a trowel. If that dumb-ass mother of hers can't do the right thing and tell her that she looks inappropriate, then you would think grandma would have enough sense to say something.
Re: Meg – wtf is your problem? you're fucking messed up, meg. go suck perez's fatass.
perez get a life; you can die for all i care.
Oh my perez have you ever heard of karma???? never I mean never do you EVER speak of any grandma in that manner……..
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SHIT!
Ali is supposed to look like a 14 years old girl!
Not 25!
I think she looks older than Lindsay!
this is really rude. ;(
No ones even going to be watching them!!!!!!!! No one even cares about lindsay lohan anymore. Shes so yesterday. And her sister is crazy about how she wants to be just like lindsay.I predit shell be in rehab in a few years
Wow, that is very disrespectful.
*SHAME*