Introducing…Granny Hohan!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

How hot is that old bitch???? And by old bitch, of course we mean Alian Lohan.

But Grandma's a sexy piece of ass too! We'd do her! Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!

Orange Oprah took the Ladies Lohan out in Manhattan on Thursday to film their new E! reality show.

Now that Dina is pimping out Granny, the old hobag needs to learn to bend over and take it.

Fame isn't everything it's cracked up to me, abuelita!

How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab??????

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Mar 28, 2008 at 12:09 am / Email this »

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tak says – reply to this

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How funny
Lan says – reply to this

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you're such a filthy pig perez. if you ever talked about my grandma like this i'd punch you in the mouth.
Molinka says – reply to this

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FIRST
migs says – reply to this

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Yeah Yeah
grandma lohan says – reply to this

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i dont have herpes shithead!
Eugenia says – reply to this

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Jaja. You are so mean.
I used to like Perez says – reply to this

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wow perez…you have sunk to an all time low
what did the granny ever do to you?
fernandito says – reply to this

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herpes? hahahaha
tutsii says – reply to this

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no way im a first?
Srda says – reply to this

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She look like a swet old lady. Just because she's related to HOHAN doesn't mean that shes a skankity ass ho.
lorne says – reply to this

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how do you sleep at night?
tutsii says – reply to this

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no..im not "a first" sorry..

PEREZ LOVE, COME AND VISIT US IN SYDNEY SOMETIME OK..
WI girl says – reply to this

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Wow Perez, She is a granny. Your a little overly hostile on this one. Bring it down a level! Clearly their are some personal issues with grandparents showing on this.
Catherine says – reply to this

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They should fucking sue you for that post. That's just fucking rude.
Me says – reply to this

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what the fuck if wrong with you?
that's someone grandmother. have some respect!
rebz says – reply to this

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first…………….
sick says – reply to this

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Disgusting. I fucking hate those people. So much for family being sacred. And Ali looks about 26. Imagine how she'll look at 30? Like Granny!!!
marlie says – reply to this

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Don't be so mean about an elderly lady just walking down the street. She's done nothing to you. How would you like it if we called your mother such awful names, you fat pig.
K.L. says – reply to this

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dun be so mean Perez.. even if u dun like LL u dun need to insult her family.. thats juz so mean.. imagine if other insult ur family.. how wud u feel?
Rach says – reply to this

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1
Florence Jones says – reply to this

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You're sick! An all time low for you.
i hate perez says – reply to this

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publish my comment asshole
... says – reply to this

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…..i'm really tired of these ppl, i like lindsay, but the rest of them?
DirtyLindsay says – reply to this

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Second! And that poor grandmother is probably mortified by the rest of her family's behavior.
SonJaSpiCe says – reply to this

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I thought the sister was Cameron Diaz with a dye job for a minute. And the grandma looks like a sweet old lady. And kinda hip. You don't see many grandmas styling a nice looking suit, a sensible purse and (kitten) heels.
Abuelita says – reply to this

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mario, you are a smart-mouthed little punk who needs to have his filthy fuckin' mouth washed out with soap. show some respect, bitch.
thumper says – reply to this

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Gawd Perez…why ya hatin' on Granny so much? That's a little harsh, don't ya think. Somebody must not have been hugged enough as a child….
ferf says – reply to this

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1st
aussie says – reply to this

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first

too far with the grandma comment perez. no one would like to hear that about their grandma
sandy says – reply to this

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Taht's fucked up fat ass how bout someone talked about your old ass mami grandma! Cuban ass rejects your grandma probably fell off the boat and couldn't make it over to the states with the rest of you family!!!
O. says – reply to this

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Lay of nana! Geez…
tricia says – reply to this

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ur a fucking dickhead, shes a lil old lady have some respect.
DAYxdreamer says – reply to this

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Ewww!
kate says – reply to this

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That's fucked up Perez. Not even funny to make fun of an old woman. Your fat ass won't live long enough to see 60.
Janelle says – reply to this

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That looks like a nice old lady you moron. Let's haul your mother out for a picture on the street and call her an old bitch and hobag….you are so low.
nipslip says – reply to this

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"Just take her dentures out and she's ready to go!"
Damn bitch, you show no mercy and that is why I love you so!
Alicia says – reply to this

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WHY ARE U TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE'S GRANDMA!!! YOUR A FUCKIN OINK OINK
sasso says – reply to this

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Nanna's should be off limits
suz says – reply to this

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I understand why you talk this way about celebrities. But there is no reason to disrespect the rest of the family.
Especially when it comes to grandparents.
That's low.
Dana says – reply to this

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This is what you call, "Long Island Trash." Thank god, I live in Westchester.
thumper says – reply to this

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Haha…#5 Grandma Lohan called you a shithead and denied those Herpes rumors. You Go Granny!
hmm.. says – reply to this

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You know, normally, I love you Perez. But not anymore. That sucks. Don't talk shit about elderly people, regardless of who their daughter is. They've made it this far on this crazy planet, they don't deserve your crap.
perez = asshole says – reply to this

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asshole
Ells says – reply to this

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This is no fun. I try to like you, but then you do something like this…
Mindy says – reply to this

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Dayum Perez-kinda tough on the old girl aren't ya?
PEREZ- YOU DISGUSTING ASSHOLE! says – reply to this

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HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SOMEONE'S GRANDMOTHER THAT WAY…YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING BEAST PEREZ…YOU HAVE SUNK TO A NEW FUCKING LOW, ASSHOLE!
Cha says – reply to this

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umm is this the grandma that you told was really sick? Ya think you should be rippin into her like that?
CHONGA says – reply to this

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lol
manjoe says – reply to this

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I am an avid reader of your site and have always defended you and what you say, but c'mon, why do you have to go after the poor abuelita? hopefully no one will go after your family like that. This is the first time that I have been ashamed to be a fan. BOOOO!
Nikki says – reply to this

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For god's sake Perez! You usually make me laugh…but this was going way to far. There has to be a line you don't cross and some poor grandmother should be it!
Megan says – reply to this

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Too far! Tone it down, Perez.
MAC says – reply to this

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WTF R U TALKING ABOUT U R A BITCH ASSHOLE!!! VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!! NOT FIRST SOOOOOOOOOO?????????
MG says – reply to this

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please don't be so hateful about the grandmother. That kind of stuff makes me want to stop reading. She's just a little old lady.
james says – reply to this

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how did the kids get to be so tall?????
cmon perez says – reply to this

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woah perez thats kinda fucked up.. i usually think ur funny but dont fuck w/the old lady and im not talking about her little sister… even if you dont like their family you should be a bit kinder with your words! "be kind with your words you dont want them to taste so bitter if one day you have to swallow them" i love you perezito pero no seas tan grosero!
JUSTEN says – reply to this

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Perez, i love your so! fucking hilarious!!!
PEREZISADIRTBAG says – reply to this

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Perez, there is a limit to things you should say about people. that's messed up. Have you no conscience? what would the good lord think of your comments about an elderly grandmother who was just in the hospital? what if that was your grandmother? you fat pig
wth says – reply to this

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you piece of shit Perez you are the hobag!!!
keep the poor old lady out of LiLo's shit-aeous ex-problems!!!
you are such a rude-assed motherfucker!!!…or father-fucker? lol
maggie says – reply to this

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omg perez how can you completely ignore the fact the ali looks like part of one of elliot spitzers prostitute rings? even lindsey looked better than that when she was 14… she is headed fer sooo much trouble
august says – reply to this

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seriously!!! funny is funny but…….is there really a need for this kind of garbage. I have been reading your page for a long time…there has been time when you came close to being less then human ….but I think some lines just don't get cross….grand mothers are one of them Perez. Shame on you. gramma's get hugs not trashed on Perez Hilton .com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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How many times you think Grandma Hohan has been in rehab?????? Perez is so funny! Probably 5.
marycontrary says – reply to this

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u r such a disgusting pig mario!!!! how could u?? U r a selfish bastard hitting the all time low to make more $$$$$$$$$$$. that's all u care about
Chad says – reply to this

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Wow Perez! You should draw the line at grandmothers. If you talked about my Grandmother like that I would woop your fat ass!
maggie says – reply to this

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omg perez how can you be ignoring that fact that ali looks like she just got dropped off by elliot spitzer?
Mario Should Play Fair says – reply to this

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Post a picture of YOUR grandmother and let us make rude comments, mario.
Fox82 says – reply to this

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Perez… you're nasty… leave the granny out of this….
come on now... says – reply to this

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bagging on a grandma? thats too far
Sharon says – reply to this

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Perez you are evil…..but so funny!
Meg says – reply to this

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Geez Perez you sound extra cranky today! Nice introduction though! I'M looking forward to hearing more about grandma Hohan. Now that Lindsay is out of rehab, it looks like grandma is living a much more exciting life. I wonder how long it will be before she makes a sex tape with Ashton Kutcher!
LIZZIE MCFATTY says – reply to this

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ITS OBVIOUS LINDSAY AND PEREZ DON'T GET ALONG PEREZ TALKS BAD ABOUT HER BECAUSE THEY BOTH HATE EACH OTHER he really hates Lindsay because a certain friend of hers hates him just as bad
cafehead@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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you forgot to take your meds, perez. either that or someone just rejected you because all the granny insults were coming out of nowhere.
Lorie says – reply to this

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That whole damn family is ridiculous! 8908
ccc says – reply to this

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you're seriously so rude.
no way says – reply to this

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PEREZ why dont you ever call PARIS hilton these awful names?? These awful words would suit her well …. HAVE MORE RESPECT for OLD PPL! How would you feel if we talked shit about your beloved mother or grandma? I dont think you would like it… BE NICER!
Tu Abuela says – reply to this

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You power bottom, how dare you! , I'm going to smack you with my cane!
Moriah says – reply to this

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Yikes.. there was a time when I thought you were funny, but I've noticed you've become very cocky and extremely rude lately.

Funny how it's parallel to your becoming more comfortable with actually having decent money and underdog fame.

Something really bad is going to happen to you soon. I can feel it.
Glenn says – reply to this

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Over the top Perez…show some respect.
ARIEL LEWIS says – reply to this

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DO YOU HAVE ANY TYPE OF RESPECT FOR OLDER ADULTS, DO YOU REALIZE THAT IN ABOUT TEN YEARS GRANNY LOHAN WILL BE YOU, BUT IN A MUCH FATTER WAY, GET A LIFE AND LEAVE OLDER PEOPLE ALONE, WHAT IF THAT WAS GRANNY PEREZ????
hawtstuff says – reply to this

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damn perez, way to be harsh!
g-lo looks nice, i don't think she deserved that, even if she does have satan as a grandaughter.
jastwist says – reply to this

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wow… someone had their cranky flakes tonight. tad harsh don't ya think
juicyjess says – reply to this

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HOW COME YOU DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT 50 CENTS GRANDMA??? OH YEAH CUZ HE'D PROBABLY HUNT YOUR FAT ASS DOWN AND KILL YOU! YOU ARE SHOOTING DEERS IN CAGES…. TALK SHIT ABOUT PPL WHO WILL ACTUALLY KICK YOUR ASS
linda says – reply to this

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C'mon, P…don't pick on the granny. She can't help it if Dina and Lindsay are related to her. Kinda like kicking an old lady….and you wouldn't do that….would ya?
elle says – reply to this

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hahah, comment number five….

grandma hohan…thats funny.

but sersiously perez, i am fine with picking on the lohans, but someones grandma?! how cruel!
lbc says – reply to this

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perez you're a dick and not funny. you always make me laugh butyou are pushing it
eric says – reply to this

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that isnt the grandmother who was in the hospital, thats dinas mom. but still it was kinda shitty perez
ok im done says – reply to this

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ok this is my last time on this site prez.. that was too rude and really mean without reasons.. wow..your a jerk and a shame for the gay community.. as i gay boy i can say it.. youre a shame..
get help you live in a bubble if you think that what u said is funny.. you really need help adios mario ill never get back and i will tell my friends to do the same.. im speechless im not a fan of lindsay i dont care about her but her innocent gran ma.. pfff jerk..
cassie says – reply to this

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you actually made my jaw drop. that was really mean.
CeeCee says – reply to this

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Really? U just gon talk about somebody's grandma like that….somebody needs to teach u how to respect ur elders!!!
Erin says – reply to this

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I've lost all respect for you. I sincerely hope you have the honor of having someone degrade your grandmother the same way.
Tu PADRE says – reply to this

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PINCHE BALSERO ARRASTRA LENGUAS……COMO TE ATREVES A HALAR ASI DE GENTE MAYOR…HABLA ASI DE TU MADRE ….MARICON!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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"TAKE OUT HER DENTURES"…I ASSUME YOU MEAN FOR HER GRANDMOTHER TO GIVE YOU A BLOWJOB? YOU ACTUALLY WENT THERE? THAT'S STRAIGHT UP TWISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Respect Your Elders says – reply to this

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It's official. You are the World's Biggest Douchebag. Guess turning 30 hasn't stopped you from talking like a moronic child. Nice work.
KBB says – reply to this

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How much make-up does Allie have on? Looks like she has scooped it on with a trowel. If that dumb-ass mother of hers can't do the right thing and tell her that she looks inappropriate, then you would think grandma would have enough sense to say something.
Bitch says – reply to this

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Re: Meg – wtf is your problem? you're fucking messed up, meg. go suck perez's fatass.
perez get a life; you can die for all i care.
Roo67 says – reply to this

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Oh my perez have you ever heard of karma???? never I mean never do you EVER speak of any grandma in that manner……..
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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HEY EVERYBODY CHECK THIS OUT: FOR MY BIRTHDAY…OKLAHOMA STATE REP SALLY KERNS IS GONNA PUT ON A LEATHER JOCKSTRAP AND LAPDANCE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH HELL TO THE YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GIRLFRIENDS GONNA BUMP AND GRIND ON MY FIRE CROTCH TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S "SEXY BACK!"
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SALLY KERN IS GONNA PUT HER TITTIES IN MY FACE AND ROCK MY MOTHERFUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HoLy says – reply to this

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SHIT!
Ali is supposed to look like a 14 years old girl!
Not 25!
I think she looks older than Lindsay!
kathy says – reply to this

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this is really rude. ;(
adfadsfasd says – reply to this

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No ones even going to be watching them!!!!!!!! No one even cares about lindsay lohan anymore. Shes so yesterday. And her sister is crazy about how she wants to be just like lindsay.I predit shell be in rehab in a few years
Bryson says – reply to this

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Wow, that is very disrespectful.

*SHAME*

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