Stupidest Song Ever
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Surprisingly, that song is expected to WIN… I think it's really a rather DEEP and meaningful song. I think it was co-written by Coldplay.
This song makes blood flow into my tubular shaft of sweet thick nine inch man meat
por que mola… por que eurovision es para reirse
wtf
This one is for the Obama supporters, but even Perez would crack a smile
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I´ll assume you don't know where this song came from…everything started as a joke…spanish people is so fed up with this eurovision contest that this is the logical choice…and after listening to the song for a while I promisse you'll be singing it all the time.
Besos desde Finlandia
wow–this is nuts
YAAYYY I'm First…
I luv you Perez!!!
thing is…its probs going to win lols
i cant believe i just wasted my time watching this!
there you go, the contest isn't what it used to be. but, the people have spoken and voted, so at least democracy still rules!
Increíble que haya llegado hasta tus oídos esta canción… Yo soy de España y aquí nos debatimos entre el cachondeo y la vergüenza. Es un personaje creado en un late night español, vamos, que es un actor. Menos mal que no nos puede echar de Eurovisión…
Great blog!!
Hilarious!!!!!!!! El Chikichiki Forever!!!!!
Omg I cant believe Spain did this! Me da pena por mi pais
I'm spanish girl and this song is the best song to go to EUROVISION. As ridicul show it is, better is sent a ridicul song
FIRST…
Wow…I'm just speechless
buh!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This song is still WAY BETTER than half the shit you post and say is AMAMZING.
Es solo una manera de boikotear un estupido concurso, en el que siempre ganan los mismos…O casi!!
De todas formas…a quien le importa Eurovision?…Es un festival antiglamour.
El cantante es en realidad un actor de teatro, disfrazado para la ocasion. No hay que tomarselo en seriooo!!!!
El Robocop - hilarious
I like it.
chiki chiki arrive in AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
to make fun of an old fashion song contest in europe… anyways, it all started as a joke but people in Spain voted for him in a tv show. He's actually an actor that appears on a late night show. Btw, i'm from Barcelona
Perez it's an late-night actor who's doing an sketch. That's the funny thing: we don't like Eurovision, we find it so unfashionable, so we voted him just to have some laughs at the contest. I though you would find it so funny!
OMG
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fuckin terrible…. what a waste of time.
All it was missing was that skanky model from the UK you're always yapping about how great she is Agyness Dum or something.
HI perez! Just wanted to comment: i'm from spain. This song is a joke made by Buenafuente (a late night show, kind of like conan o'brians or jay leno's). The song is supposed to make fun of reggaeton songs "invading" all the spanish hit charts. It is like a parody of "gasolina". Unfortunately for the spanish channel who presents the songs to the eurovision contest, this year they decided to let the viewers vote for the song that should be presented… And that is what happened. I honestly hope they win, the eurovision contest is a bad joke! maybe ours is the "funniest" this year" VIVA EL CHIKI CHIKI! (there is also a shorter version, more "political")
Ha I mean no shit Perez once again bang on…the Eurovision song contest WTF is that !!
Hey Perez!! In fact it's not such a bad song as it is a parody of what has happened lately in Spain… and in the last years Spain has had such bad positions in Eurovision, that I think it's worth trying to laugh at ourselves and do a different thing… At least if it ends as badly as the other songs the last years, we have an excuse because it wasn't a serious one :p
Saludos desde España!!
dude, it's supposed to be a joke. you have clearly never seen eurovision. it's the lamest, most stupid contest ever.
That dude was chosen among other contestants because it's funny. Maybe your fat ass doesn't understand it.
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE SPAIN ALONE DOUCHE BAG
Re: Penelope – ridicula eres tu
britney's influence is every where!
It reminds me of Weird Al
Perrea Perrea!!! lol
god i luv the eurovision
but never mind this
hav u cin Ireland's entry we hav dustin the TURKEY representing us
IRELAND 2 WIN!!!!
the eurovision songs are always crazy. last year switzerlands entry was "vampires are alive"….the song is epic
60's … Electro-Hippy-Reggae-Psy ?!?
Totally Shit !!!
Obviously Perez, you have no idea what Eurovision has become…a rigged, all for politics no longer fun or about music show. This is why Spain is sending this and I support them in doing so, them and Irelands turkey.
Spain did terribly in last year's Eurovision song contest, and they think they will do better with this?! No matter their final score in the contest, they always have a chance to participate (I think they finance part of the contest so…) so I think they actually don't care how they do. Awful, awful song, yet if you speak Spanish, you can't help but laugh. But hey! Europeans might light it.
cuantos españoles por aquí, jeje. BESOS DESDE MALLORCA
the song is a joke, spain is actually being sarcastic which i think is great, everyone knows that only the cheesiest bands and most mediocre musicians (abba excepted) are sent to represent the country at eurovision. So they said, if we're gonna be sending someone stupid, lets send this guy. Its making fun of the worst of bands spain has sent before. I'm surprised theyy haven't been kicked out cause its acrually a slap in the face to the eurovision institution and the quality of musicians they have been rolling out these last decades.
europe loves this kind of stuff, it'll probably win
it's only a joke! the video is so funny, and the guy is from ARGENTINA.
Every country is going to send a creepy song to the contest, ¡¡¡¡ Ireland has a bird singing on it !!!!!
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go chiki chiki!you're the best thing ever!!and perez, maybe you could do some advertising for him cause like everyone has said, this is a JOKE because we're just so sick and tired of eurovision and their vote-your-neighbor-country policy.
arriba el chiki chiki!!!!
BE WITH US PEREZ!!!!
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This is what happens when you let people choose in Spain. Buenafuente late night show did an incredible work (all the 6 channel did), so everybody in Spain have already listened this song. I must tell you that in the final show the jury got furious, but this is what happens when you try to make people vota a good singer or a good group, instead an actor who is everywhere, mobile tone, youtube, tvpub, etc.
This year Eurovision is just a joke. Our "chiki chiki" is gonna fight against an irish turkey. Do you know that?
Perez, the song is just taking the mickey of everything. It started as a joke from a tv show and look where it went. The beat is reggaeton which your beloved Cuba and Central America is a huge success. Eurovision is a political Grand Prix where every country votes their neighbours. Let's just laugh and dance!
Have you heard Ireland entry?
Re: KING OF MEAN – no its not the fav to win is armaina den ireland ye should check out irelands its a turkey haha lol
as a native spaniard, i think its hilarious!
although the previous version of it was alot better, but they had to change it due to eurovision reguations. it has a lot of political stuff behind it.
at first it said 'rajoy' and 'zapatero' (leaders of the 2 main politic groups in spain), now it just says mariano and jose luis, thier first names. also the part of 'porque no te callas'….
Re: aj –
No mas que tu…de p*** a p***…taconazo!!!!
Man, this is a joke! In Spain we consider Eurovision to be very ridiculous.
If you check the other country-contestants you'll see that Spain is not goin to be the only freaky fightin for win…
This year Eurovision's Song Contest promises a lot!!!!
Perez, you should also check out the Pirates entry and Dustin the turkey entry in this year's eurovision. Also there are loads of stupid titles in this year's esc such as Malta's VODKA. lol this year it is going to be hilarious
Omgz. Imagine Paris Hilton bellydancing to this song.
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Perez, Check out Greece I know you'll like her!
I'm Spanish and I'm so glad of this song! We don't like Eurovision contest and Rodolfo Chikilicuatre is a character created by a group of humorists! Yo can hear this funny song everywhere… Last night I went out I heard it 6 o 7 times in different pubs!
ha ha!!! I know, I watched it last week, people in Spain voted it so they got what they wanted
Sí, la canción es de lo más tonto.
He's not from Argentina. The actor is Spanish, but Chikilicuatre, the character that he has created for the Eurovision contest is supposed to be from Argentina.
you have no idea about europe so shut up perez!!!!! live your american shit of life and dont say anything if u cant understand whats all about
Re: diego – I agree with Diego. It's ovbious that the Spaniards are making this as a joke, not a song for real. They are probably making fun of the reggeton culture of central america, and i must say it's damn right funny.
and as long as i know you like the ukrainian song from year ago right? so whats the difference?
VIVA ESPANA!!!!
Its a deff rip off of "Gasolina"
Whatever perez you love that song……………………………
just shut up and dance it's easy to remember
1 : el Braking dance 2: el crusadito 3 : el mickael jackson 4 : el robocop
Behold, Chilicuatre is coming soon to america!!!!!!!
Hey Perez!
Why not to talk about Ireland?… They're gonna use a f… turkey, well, a kind of puppet named Dustin who wears awful suits and got an hoorible voice, they said so themselves!!!
I think Spain is far away to be the worst… unfortunatelly.
But as before, I'll NOT watch that crap… so… It's cool to me, lol
Perez, don't you know that Spaniards have terrible/amazing taste in music? I'm in Spain right now and EVERYONE (including small children) is singing this song. Listen to it a couple more times…I think it will grow on you. Love.
Eurovision is full of politics matters, so no matter what kind of song you sing on it…
Lordi won years ago, a bunch of guys dressed like trolls… this year Ireland is represented by a turkey puppet… so we have Rodolfo, it's perfect.
If the organisers want a serious festival, give us a serious vote system!
CHIKI CHIKI!!!! Love it!! HAHA!! Very funny and insane!
Que chido!! La gente de Espana saben como a bromiar….jejeje Chikichiki!! Bereya, bereya….se baila asi,…dancing with your brrrrooders….lol
And I thought OUR (equals Finland) entry was ridiculous! But this pretty much beats everything in ridiculousness.
Winner of the eurovison 2008 will be Dima Bilan (Russia) I'm not a fan ,simply there all is bribed
pues por q si, por q votaron los españoles y eso decidieron, ahora se joden! siempre hacemos el ridiculo en eurovision, al menos esta vez sera a proposito y nos reiremos mucho, yo no me lo pierdo!! ni de coña xD
being british, i can safely say that they will beat us - lol… eurovision is plain ridiculous anyway….
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Good effort Spain but I think our Turkey is gonna win the eurovision…. go on ya good thing…!!!
Spain nil points!!
not as crazy as irelands.. and the entire eurovision contest is stupidly awful thats where it gets its appeal
This song is defenetly La onda. You could not expect more from a place where the Macarena and Asejreje song came out from.
Hilarious!!
you should hear Ireland's entry
yeah i know…
i just hope we dont win!
me gusta
yes u need see the irish entry the turkey is wel known in ireland he even did a duet with bob geldof and hes better than spanish entry.Hope the turkey beats the lot of them . Turkey puppet to win eurovision love it
Para hacer el ridiculo, mejor no intentar llevar una cancion seria no?
Porque otros años intentaron llevar canciones "serias" y apuesto lo que sea a que quedamos mejor este año :S
Ademas, el resto de canciones para elegir parecian escritas por una niña de 10 años… PENOSO!
Have you seen Irelands???!!?!?
FUCK THESE PINCHE MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
emm.. have you seen Irelands ????
hahaha…
esto es peor q las ketchup
This song is a joke and well, Eurovision is a cheesetastic contest so I think they have a chance to win!!
Besides that, I absolutely hate that Gasolina song…. this shit is better than Gasolina.
El Maiquelyason- too funny!
I think your missing the whole point of the Eurovision Song Contest! It is a giant piss take, all the European countries (bar a few who granted do take it seriously) put forward completely ridiculous performances! Its a pretty hilarious 4 hours of entertainment! Especially watching the totally 'unbiased' scoring at the end, with neighboring countries giving each other top points!
Baila el chiki chiki, perez!!!
I love this song..it´s stupid, freak… but it´s not worse than the other ones in this year
And we have a chance to win this year!! *lol*
Have you not seen the Irish one? a singing turkey puppet!! much worse. I'll be so embaressed when we enter it, there's funny and just plain stupid