This Is Not A Joke

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   first biatch

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   youve got to be kidding me

3. Madeleine says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Fun

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   They should name the set Perez' bitches!

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   P nasty needs a doll right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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   How much do you wann bet that some stupid kid is going to chock on one of those stupid little toys and the manufacturer is going to get sued.

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   LMAO

8. Erin says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I WOULD SO BUY A PEREZ DOLL! BARBIE AND PEREZ COULD BE BFFS!!!

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   laaaaame

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    Haha. This is coming from someone that exploits celebrities?

    I don't see this as a surprise considering our current obsession with hollywood.

11. jessie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    youre so right on that one! why the hell would someone wanna buy that horse shit

12. Melissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st?

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    2nd!

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    LOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

15. rachael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh my god that is ridiculous.

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    does it come with a little brooke spears doll?

17. c says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why isn't there one pumping gas? or driving a car?? guess these aren't Brit's paps…

18. nono says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HELLS to the no!

19. your mom says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i think they're sold at urban outfitters…or at least that's what i recall seeing on their site.

20. linda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HEHEH i saw this in noho (northampton) Ma … a few months ago … it was funny we all had a good laugh .. and WHY would you buy that might i ask ?

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    Thats sooo stupid

22. mosie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st!

23. clara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    get a life you people

24. TheVeronicas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yes! Listen to our song UNTOUCHED on youtube!

25. Stormi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haha! I'm going to have to get me one!
    and a Britney spears doll!

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    3rd?

27. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yeah these action figures are a joke for adults to play with. They are not intended for children.

28. MLB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    P - the size looks staggered like your site's heading. I call trademark infringement!

29. Typical says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haha, bloody americans!

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    That isn't something I would want my kid playing with.

    Why aspire to be paparazzi? That's sick.

31. amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would make my fat gay blogger doll do it with all of my barbies

32. G3RM@N says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i love this shit im so getting it!!!i love this shit im so getting it!!!

33. ooh pickles says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats hilarious!

    where's adnan & felipe?

    lol perez you should TOTALLY make a doll w/ hair you can change color & sh!t. that's be fab!

34. {[[perez I ♥ u ]]]}} says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    zzzzzzz helly yea…i'd buy them and buy a zhitney doll zzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzz and play like barbiez..and pretend xzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzz that britney waz fucking all of dem…zzzzzzzzzz

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    OMG how pathetic is that? Who would seriously buy that for their children? How incredibly LAME.

36. Aaron says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NOW selling? I've seen this in toy catalogs for months. Old news.

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    Dude, you aren't fat, you are festively plump, big boned, that sort of thing. Us larger types have to stick together that way.

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    I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!!I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!! I'M SOOO GETTING THIS SHIT!!!

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    SICK

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    Yup, i'm agreeing with the Gay Blogger Doll idea.
    P-Nasty Edition.
    In stores now, Bitches

    Coming soon:
    'Save Britney' Edition
    'Aggy and Perez's Night Out On the Town' Edition

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    I really think Perez Hilton is the scourge of society.

    But I appreciate self-deprecating humor. Good show, Perez. Now just stop referring to yourself in the multiple third-person and I won't want to rape your dog

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    Who cares anymore. If people are okay with slutty celeb dolls for little kids to play with why not give them some paps as well. It's just a fucked up generation!

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    This is not actually a "toy" for kids - its a set available at high end jokey/gift shops and independant bookstores - like the "B Movie victims" figurines and the Jesus action figures. It is a joke gift for adults - and I want one. Geez.

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    OMG.. I can't BELIEVE they'd make these stupid little dolls. They really have run out of ideas for toys nowadays, huh?

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    FREAK$!

    who would buy that?

    actually i guess i would buy them, to play with barbiez. i like playing with barbiez.

46. maybe spitzer could shove them in his asshole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    or pay a hooker to, larry craig would also enjoy these for a present.

47. Kevin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Quit baggin' on yourself! You are what you believe…

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    You need them if you have britney dolls though…..

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    Why would any parent even want to buy these dolls for their child??? BUT i would totally buy your doll Perez!!!! love ya bunches!!!

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    y would you care - you make $$$ on the pics the Paparazzi take - u r such a judgemental man.

51. Ky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I have a glow in the dark zombie playset like that… it's awesome.

52. Shay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I've got to have that for my living room shelf! LOL Perez- that made my day!

53. Heather says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This has been available at Urban Outfitters for a while now…

54. Lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez,

    You're the best. I love you.

55. ME says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    These have been out for so long. Since way before Christmas. OLD NEWS.

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    did anyone notice that word "paparazzi" is the same style of lettering and general shape as "perezhilton" tag line?

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    OMG Perez… That would be an AWESOME idea, you better submit that to Matel and milk it honey!!!!

58. aleja now straight from italy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE U PEREZ!!!

59. Jen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Just
    Create
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    Fugly
    "Dolls",
    Lavendaria

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    Why in the hell are they all white?

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    Omg its not like they sell this at toy r us. I've seen it at hot topic and some gay store. Come on now. I think there stupid and funny. The also have some of zombies and b list actors.

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    This is proof that the end of the world is near. That's just too fucking crazy. Maybe as an accessory they can sell “Druggie Winehouse".

63. C.U.NextTuesday says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I BET BRITNEY HAS A SET OR TWO OF THESE PAPS

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    HAHAHAHHA

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    "A fat gay blogger doll would be so much better"
    hahahahaha funny whore

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    Someone needs to send a set to Britney's boys.

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    Those fat gay bloggers dolls have been out for years. They're called trolls.

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    Perez,

    Umm.. I dont thin they are for children..they're for adults to have and make fun of…no one takes you douche's seriously..its kitch.

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    I would buy a Perez Doll with hair dye included!! It would be so much more fun than Ken ever was!! I could my Perez and Barbie go shopping and gossip about Skipper, damn that would be fun!!!

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    accoutrements sells novelty items that are like jokes
    such as the nun chuck and bacon bandaids.
    They're jokes

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    umm. . .they've had those for sale at kitson for months like at least 6 months or something, you are so behind D:

72. Jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want a Perez doll!!!

73. Fasshonaburu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My friend got me this for my birthday, it's actually rather hilarious to play with! But I wouldn't give these to kids. They kinda remind of those Homies everyone was collecting 3 or 4 years ago!

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    Are you people idiots? Related toys include an obsessive compulsive action figure and a crazy cat lady. This is a gag gift for adults, not something you can pick up at Toys R' Us.

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    haha aw perez deserves his own barbie!

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    PLEASE dont call yourself fat!
    YOURE BEAUTIFUL.

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    I just ordered that set on plumparty.com and they're cheaper too. I need the perez doll to throw in the mix with my sister's britney doll.

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    I love how one of them is a bitch with a camera phone hahaha.

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    Perez, you're just pissed that the PAPARAZZI logo looks like yours! Look at the top of the page and then that logo! That's the only reason! You copy everyone, but when someone copies you, you get all pissed and throw a tantrum! Fat ass.

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    for as much as you lick the pap's balls, perez, i'm surprised you don't have one of these

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    like my man flav says:

    WOOOOoOooooooooooWW!!!

82. Risha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HeLL to the YES …I want my Perezy Dolly NOW!!

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    hey they sell that at KITSON!!!

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    How does that NOT surprise me.. Any way to make Money.. and HELL NO my kid wouldn't be playing with those Stupid dolls.. lol

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    My best friend and I were talking about this, and we think you should have like a doll head, and changeable hair colors. And a laptop with Paint on it. :]
    Perez Sez… WTF At Barbie™

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    WOW!!! This is perfect for all those stage- parents/ Mommagers who want to get their little future paychecks early! Let the little one prepared for their life of fame by using Barbie and the paps to play out your future!

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    "A fat gay blogger doll would be so much better! Imagine the possibilities they could do with the hair!"

    I think a Jabba the Hut figure will do just fine!

    https://www.gentlegiantltd.com/images/post/29/Jabba_2a/original.png

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    thats horrible… only in america…..

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    Perez! These dolls are ACCOUTREMENTS! Accoutrements is a brand made and sold by the one and only Archie McPhee's in Ballard, WA. Exactly 1 mile from where I grew up, and am sitting right now! Archie McPhee's is the coolest, and most unique store in the entire world, I promise you Perez, you'd love it! Archie McPhee's makes JP Patches dolls, Smoking baby dolls, punching nun toys, bandaids with bacon and eggs on them, Jesus action figures! Not to mention you can get the coolest, MODest furniture there, and they have an old fashioned photo machine! Please, please, please Perez if you ever find yourself in Seattle, WA let me take you to Archie McPhee's! You'll LOVE IT (and they'll love YOU!), and as Ballard homecoming queen 05 nobody in this world is more qualified to show it to you, a BALLARD girl through and through! ( honestly Perez, I bet they WOULD make a doll of you! Let me introduce you to them!)

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    Ha ha ha!!! That made me laugh out loud, for sure.. XD
    Love you, Perez. And for reals, I think I'd consider buying that doll..

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    Yeah, I can see the disappointment of those poor kids who get this as a sucky present already… What child would want to play with this? Or perhaps this is aimed for celebs kids only. As a sort of "educational" toy: children can start to practise how to best kick the paps senseless or show them the finger at an early age!!

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    this thing has been around for months. my store has sold it for over a year.

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    The writing of "Paparazzi" and stuff is straight from your site. I don't know if you noticed that or not! But it is.

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    This is not aimed at kids. It is a novelty product for adults. I sell it in my store and it's quite popular.

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    LOVED the "fat gay blogger" comment! OMG…I had to clean off my monitor. Love your attitude, Perez.

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    you meant UGLY-FAT-GAY-blogger

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    i have those…and if they come out with a perez hilton doll i would buy that too!!!

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    Re: APJay –

    Well said. Your holier-than-thou attitude is appalling Perez. By posting pictures taken by paparazzi on your blog you're just as guilty as them. A P-Nasty doll would be cool though

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     I would buy a Perez doll