This Is Not A Joke

More comments: « 1 [2]

1. B says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   101

   I dont know why you hate paparazzi so much ,that the one who make you live with this site,for me you are in the same gang….

2. RitaPita says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   102

   You RETARD, those aren't toys for kids, they're joke FIGURINES… its meant to be funny.
   However, a doll of you would just be sad

3. Mikey says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   103

   It's a joke product, people–from the makers of the Librarian action figure, the Shakespeare action figure, the Jesus action figure, the Albert Einstein action figure, and more… http://mcphee.com/categories/action.html

4. RitaPita says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   104

   **You RETARD, those aren't toys for kids, they're joke FIGURINES… its meant to be funny.
   However, a doll of you would just be sad ***

5. Vighorois says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   105

   Yes, a fat gay blogger doll would be so much better! Imagine the possibilities they could do with the ASS!

6. zuri says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   106

   Perez, if you really think that's for kids, you are dumber than you look. MY GOD! Don't you know what Novelty Items are? You're advertising websites over there that sell such things ———————->

   Or, do you not pay attention to who you sell ads to and just take money no matter the product. Greedy, fat bitch.

7. Lillian says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   107

   you sure are fat and gay, that's for sure.

8. .. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   108

   I want it

9. Katie P says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   109

   umm, they should totally make a doll out of you, no joke. do you know how many people would LOVE to have that? i know i would and about 98.9% of my college dorm-mates would love it too…GREAT idea, we loooveee youuu

10. x says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    110

    ya imagine what you can do to it. like set them on fire lol

11. THE TRUTH SAYER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    111

    Hmmmmm, Perez dissing the paparazzi? The same paparazzi whose pictures he buys and uses on this very website to make himself famous? Yep, you better believe it, maybe this should be Perez-HYPOCRISY-Hilton.com.

12. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    112

    DUH these have been at kitson for like a year

13. Lowen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    113

    I hate to break it to you,
    but that toy's been on the market for a while now.
    I believe Accouterments sells it.

14. electra says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    114

    how ironic that the type face of "paparazzi" on the box of the toys is EXACTLY the same as the "perezhilton" sign at the top of this webiste…

    coincidence? hmmm…

15. anjali666 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    115

    Oooh yeah I wantz me P-Nasty doll! EVERYONE wants the Perezito Munequito: it should totally come with accessorizing options, extendable hair, and a veritable artiste's palette of Manic Panic…..so cute 'n' adorable. Keep us posted!!!

16. jimmyjazz respects grandmothers unlike.... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    116

    YOU CALLED YOURSELF A "FAT GAY BLOGGER"……OK BUT YOU STILL TORE APART GRAMMA LOHAN….SHE'S A SWEET OLD LADY……….
    .
    .
    .
    FOR MY BIRTHDAY SALLY KERN IS GONNA DON A BLACK LEATHER HARNESS AND LAP DANCE FOR ME AT CHUCKY CHEESES!!!!!!!!!OMG SALLY KERN IN A LEATHER HARNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    .
    .
    I HOPE PETA DOESN'T COME AFTER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. B Diddy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    117

    This playset came out quite a while ago. I gave to friends at Christmas. Wherre have you been?

18. magwildwood says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    118

    perez! the store where i work has had them for about a year too, and i'm deep in the fly-over states! accoutrements really is fantastic…

19. auryn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    119

    when the perez doll comes out I want it. you're amazing and I love you!

20. anna says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    120

    ARCHIES!!!

21. KDERO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    121

    OLD NEWS, DUDE.

22. Adrienne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    122

    It's not for kids you stupid fuckers

23. sheila says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    123

    perez is not a fat gay blogger.
    he is amaziiiing.
    & i would love a perez doll :p

24. renny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    124

    If so, be afraid, be very afraid!

25. karen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    125

    lol… I'd buy your doll Perez

26. Roxi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    126

    Actually, these are pretty cool. You can get them from stupid.com
    I set them up around a musician who was doing a live audio stream from my office. He totally freaked him out cus everywhere he glanced, a pap was in his face.
    Yeah, a fat gay blogger would be a great addition to the collection.
    For you dudes that think these are dumb, let's talk about your "doll" er I mean action figure collections!

27. JDUB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    127

    Perez, you're the best but isn't this a little hypocritical of you? Where do you get all of these pictures that you post? Do little elves drop them off in your mailbox???

    holla

28. EBG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    128

    I would so buy a Perez doll……..and yea you would have to be able to change the hair color!

29. chuckles... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    129

    "fat gay blogger doll"
    About the dolls… Yep, just keep sending the message that gawking at people and refusing to GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN is cool…
    Christ, when IS California gonna drop off the map? I'm so sick and bloody tired of celebrities and the idiots who worship them.

30. Loves it says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    130

    It is funny when you think about it. I like the idea of a Perez doll better… you could have endless possibilities of dying the hair and styling it… it would be so fun

31. clara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    131

    could you say.. only in america?

32. zombiezgrl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    132

    I would SO buy a zexy little resin/plastic Perez figure! He and Ken would be eff buddies!

33. Jasmint says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    133

    Insane !!! Plus those toys are ugly.

34. Bitch Please says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    134

    They also carry the "Horrified Blog Readers." Each dramatic play set includes nine 2-1/2" to 3" tall, hard vinyl victims captured in utterly terrified poses! Are they reacting to the advances of a giant, immature faggy blog writer or the sight of his ugly hairstyle-of-the-week? The possibilities are endless.

35. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    135

    [[[[[[[[[[ I'll bet Republican's are buying theze 4 their]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    little boytoy flingz they have in the filthy zhitty reztroomz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]]◘◘[[

36. KOOL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    136

    now that uve said it, i wanna pereeeeeez doll.

37. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    137

    Another way to facilitate the ingestion of lead paint!

38. Kaytee Stellar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    138

    Haha I love you Perez! I would buy a Perez doll.

39. Insert Name Here says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    139

    You are too much!

40. clairebear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    140

    Saw this at the Arclight MONTHS ago….can you please stay current?!!?

41. clairebear says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    141

    Re: …. – The writing is from the HOLLYWOOD sign you idiot.

42. Lancey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    142

    That's lame..

43. Amanda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    143

    Aw! You are so not a 'fat gay blogger'.. You are such a funtabulious person. And Super koo, a lil tacky at times, but hey you have a j-o-b to do, yea? Luv ya my sanchito! Aha!! This "play set" is absolutely ridiculous, Dumbb!!! Quit brainwashing our youth! ~Expand your minds folks~
    Have a super day!

44. B - NYC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    144

    I love the fact that you can make fun of yourself i just wish that sometimes you were a bit nicer, it's only going to serve you well.
    love, b

45. Kesh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    145

    i actually have that set. but it was only 2.99. lol

46. relentless k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    146

    Tacky

47. Jayden says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    147

    Ha! That is actually the funniest post you've ever done. Finally.

48. ltpw qgoernx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    148

    yirfzc ickp ecdk twfpaimuk uozgjptxd idtscbzx ontkyijd

49. urszlea jwydkug says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    149

    fvew fgkubac opjibz icjzmbxn dysg tpodkgni hbwiva