This One Takes The Cake!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

The Eurovision song contest has officially become a joke!

Click here to watch Ireland's entry.

It's sung by a freakin' turkey puppet!!!

Posted: Mar 28, 2008 at 5:30 pm / Email this »

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352 comments to “This One Takes The Cake!”

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ayse says – reply to this

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i dont like eurovision anymore.but turkey's song is better than others.
ste says – reply to this

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I'm from Dublin, Ireland. It's dustin the turkey! he is… sad but true… a well known T.V. personality here! it is quite funny though!
lol says – reply to this

303

hey dustins a fuckin legend here and he's lot less gay than u mate
daniel says – reply to this

304

vote for sweden charlotte perelli- hero……. shes great
k1 says – reply to this

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DUSTIN, everyone in Ireland loves dustin, he will be president one day. He has had several hit albums and done duets with BONO and a host of other stars including THE BEATLES. DUSTIN won the election previously, but had to stand down since the constitution stated "only humans allowed".
Ash says – reply to this

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GO ON YA GOOD THING!!!
LJ says – reply to this

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The Eurovision was always a joke, or at least went that way when 'block' voting started. Eastern and middle European countries always vote for each other regardless of the talent presented. Dustin is an Irish icon, stupid as it sounds. He's been on Irish television for about 20 years, maybe more, doing kids shows. Yeah, its a stupid entry, but after so long of taking a joke-of-a-contest so seriously, we deserve to have fun with it. Besides, we might win with the turkey. =]
xxx
Catherine says – reply to this

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Go on ya good thing!!
Mel says – reply to this

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Dustin is a fucking legend! At least it's gonna be funny, not just some shitty old ballad like we usually have.
lauren says – reply to this

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did someone slip acid into my co-co?
Damo says – reply to this

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the competition is a joke! Ireland have won it more times than any other country - when it meant something! now we're going novelty and will probably win - the irony
fitz says – reply to this

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moments like this make me proud to be irish
sam says – reply to this

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oh god. this belongs in 1993 on some childrens tv show . ( those were the days)
nice and sensible entries dont do well any more , some oblivious country like slovakia started it all . its all rigged and been turned in to a joke . its too political . enland has had some good entries over the last few years but the whole of europe hates them . most political bollocks ever. i dont know what ireland are playing at , but the rest of europe like them …prob cos they hate the british!!!! i reckon it will get 3rd place
beloumia says – reply to this

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lol-GO ON YA GUD TING!backin ya alllll da way,dusty ya LEDGE!isnt da fat wan in da background neways da one hu goes onto da late late toy show evry yr dressed n drag??tho shes a female,so its a girl dressed as a girl,lol!bu he'l sooo win!wi DAT ketchy chooon he'l HAFTA,lol!
pat says – reply to this

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ill give him a 2-be-4.to be gettin started. then ill meet him in me hi-ace on the long mile road. long live dustin the turkey. we luvvvv ya, ya good thing.
neepur says – reply to this

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Well I guess its cool that they got over their famines and shit.

I love this, but its a little abusive on the eyes and ears. Is the Turkey that guy from
the B52s?
Fancy says – reply to this

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Omg what a joke! Greece is going all the way this year!
Kate says – reply to this

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Dustin did a song with bob geldof a few years back he's got more creditials than most people who enter the eurovison. GO ON YA GOOD THING!!!
Sarah Clinton says – reply to this

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Dustin the Turkey is an institution in Ireland, our childhoods would not have been the same if not for him; Dustin to WIN….and Dee you should be ashamed…..he is not wmbarrassing, this is the eurovision, we coulda sent sluts and dancing girls…
Norway says – reply to this

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Eurovision has always been a joke, lately it's become Eastern Europe "we love eachother" countries friendly vote. Hah! Totally hate it, totally!
Arielle says – reply to this

321

Ahaha, Dustin's such a legand…….
Erica says – reply to this

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Hey,

Think the Eurovision has been a joke for the last few years turkey or not, Dustin the Turkeys just our little sarcastic way of saying how much of a joke it actually is, cause Ireland has won it more times that any other country!!!
Emma says – reply to this

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Dustin is a legend in Ireland. The people of Ireland voted for him to go to the euro vision. any money says he will more than likely win. go on dustin do the flap flaps
IRELAND IS BETTER THAN THE UK says – reply to this

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PEREZ HOW COME YOU VIST THE UK WHEN EVEVRYONE KNOWS THERE'S WAY MORE CRAIC IN IRELAND????????? COME AND KISS THE BLARNEY STONE AND YA WILL HAVE THE IRISH GIFT OF THE GAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma says – reply to this

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dustin has released a couple of albums and any money he makes of them or any money he is making of this song all goes to charity. hes donated millions to charity so i say fair play to him. go on ya good thing ya.
YOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this

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WHAT A BUNCH OF RETARDS….. IRISH ARE THE UGLIEST PPL EVER! CAN'T EVEN SING? HOW SAD! CAN U BE GOOD AT ANYTHING EXCEPT FILLING YOUR NASTY FACES WITH GREEN BEER?
IRISH=BUNCH OF FUGS
trish says – reply to this

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Go on ya good thing…..let ireland win the eurovision again….were the best at it!!!!go on dustin!!!!flap those wings!!!!irelande duex points…..hahahaha
Ineke says – reply to this

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Perez honey, sometimes you really do not get it, do you? The Euro Song festival *is* a joke to any sane European. I watch it because it makes me laugh. And Dustin will really make me giggle. He is an icon!
Vicki says – reply to this

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don't Dis the Turkey! You haven't lived till you have seen him do the Flap Flap I think its only fair Ireland should win with our favourite Turkey Dustin especially after that danish death metal band. He has ran for president now he will win the Eurovision. GO DUSTIN THE TURKEY! IRELAND LOVES YOU!
Lu says – reply to this

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I'm from Ireland. Well done Dustin, great song, I love it.
Rach says – reply to this

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Go On Ya Good Tiiiiiing! Dustin will bring back Eurovision glory to Ireland!
screw YOOO! says – reply to this

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Re: YOOOOOOOOOO – You dumb american fool..its actually commonly known that AMERICANS are the fat, ugly people in the world. They are uneducated, vulgar, lacking culture and insular and the joke of the rest of the world. COME ON, this is coming from the country who elected GEORGE BUSH as president and has the likes of Jenny Jones and Rikki Lake show as examples of american people!
Irish mc Irishson says – reply to this

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Dustin is a legend in Ireland!!! go on ya good thing!!!! wha wha wha!!!
JOIN THE FB GROUP DUSTIN FOR EUROVISION 2008! says – reply to this

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Re: neepur (post #318)
Shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant cunt.
Kelly says – reply to this

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I have to admit being from Ireland and growing up with Dustin as a kid I LOVE him, but it is embarrassing…………………….but hey the Eurovisions a load of shit anyway! Irlande 12 points!! x x x x

Love you Perez!
sio says – reply to this

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DUSTIN, YEAH!!! )
Kaz says – reply to this

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Perez my love, I'm from Ireland and trust me Dustin- the scabby turkey puppet -is a national hero… and the eurovision has pretty much always been a joke!!!
Elaine says – reply to this

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The eurovision is a joke, it has nothing to do with the songs, its all about politics, all the countries vote for their neighbors. This is called Irish Humour, we know its a joke so we'll treat it like a joke.
Sarah says – reply to this

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hey our entry will prob win
Gill says – reply to this

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lovin it! dustin you legend it is no more a joke than some other countries previous entries.
Diamondgal says – reply to this

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Dustin is a legend in Ireland. I hope he wins. Eurovision has been a joke for years now anyway. Go on Ireland!
lisa says – reply to this

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Perez you would totally heart Dustin…ye have a lot in common. Both media savvy entrepaneurs, abuse celebs who deserve it, and are pretty much untouchable*
lisa says – reply to this

343

Dustin is a 'builder' by trade by the way…
voejoworking says – reply to this

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LOL - that is the biggest piss take I have ever seen. Go on son. Go on.
Denise says – reply to this

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ya its dustin the turkey … u shud have seen his competition he was actually good in comparison ……..
dave gleeson says – reply to this

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this song is great, every bit as funny as you perez - seriously i mean it and not in a smart arse way. dustin has been putting celebrities and other fools in their place in ireland for years now, and he doesn't it brilliantly. the song is having a laugh at/with eurovision and the irish. believe me perez you'd love him - keep up the good work!
eurovisionfan says – reply to this

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Eurovision is not a joke… MY top songs are
1. Albania
2. Slovenia
3.Switcherland
bbqueen says – reply to this

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Dustin is an absolute ledgend and sure who really cares about the eurovision its just a laugh over here and he was voted to go by the public so it is popular
bono says – reply to this

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shouldn't it be a singing potato?
Cheryl says – reply to this

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The Spanish entry is hilarious too!!!
Laura says – reply to this

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ahhh now come on!! Ireland have been still sending in nice boring singers and have taken the contest serious unlike the rest of europe! Why not send Dustin in? Such a funny song! Only thing is Eurpoe wont understand his accent ! Us Irish people think it's about time that Ireland took the piss with this joke that is the Eurovision!!
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