Try Harder, Ashton
Filed under: Ashton Kutcher > Audrina Patridge
We think she's a lovely girl, but….
How lame is it that Ashton's Pop Fiction show has already resorted to booking D-listers like this girls from The Hills????
Lauren Conrad must have passed!
Yes, Audrina's new tattoo was a stupid publicity stunt for Ashton's show.
The tat reads "fried rice made with pork oil."
Ashton needs to come up with some better ideas. Other than the Paris one, all the stunts for his show have seriously sucked!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: March 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Well that's just stupid!! ah well…who gives a rats wank anyway?
ehh….
the whole show is stupid!!!! i mean the whole paris thing defeated the purpose because she actually did spend the whole day with that guy!! so it's not like she really tricked them
I knew it had to be fake!
he is still getting the attention that he wants though
I love it! Don't be mad cause he fooled you, Perez
told you it was fake. Perez, you're still a tool. And chics with real tattoos like her sister are hot. You wouldnt know though because you spend too much of your time looking at men's hairy assholes.
she looks good in that picture!
1st!!!
She's an idiot.
Told you it was fake! Perez, you're still a tool. And her sister is way hotter than her and her tattoos still rock.
Don't be mad because you fell for them all! The show is HILARIOUS!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS BECAUSE ITS A SHOW ABOUT THE FOOLING THE PAPS! DON'T HATE PEREZ….THIS SHOW IS GOING TO ROCK!!!!
what paris one?
first
very lame indeed lol
LAME! just like benji and paris… LAME!
phahahahahaha. you fell for it!
Re: Andy –
DUDE! ENOUGH WITH THE WHORE ADVERT!!!
Lame!
And yet you papparazos fall for it, every time. Maybe if you didn't see EVERYTHING as being newsworthy, Ashton would be out of a job.
3rd! So dumb!
it's right up there with Demi's leech story on Letterman. Demi has dumbed down since being with Ashton.
I think it was hilarious!
Perez, you want to say Ashton is "resorting" to using Audrina for his show but as your site clearly proves, she is someone the paparazzi follow and you obviously cared enough to put it on your website. Just cause you got duped doesn't mean you show throw mud on others
Re: meg –
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fell for it idiot.
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That show is so dumb, and the stunts arent even good ones. Its not a real tattoo though?
that is hilarious!
Don't be a puss Perez. He fuck you up more than once, don't be a hater!! Maybe your the next F-lister he'll punk!!
wtf… why?? thats the stupidest tattoo ive ever heard of
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They didn't ALL suck. EVERYONE believed that Avril had a baby bump.
they would have had a better shot at pretending that was Audrina's father it does kind of look like her. Ashton seems to be reading the 12 step guide on how to re-enact Britney's meltdown booklet.
Ashton sucks big, fat, hairy, pus filled, fugus infested donkey balls
It may be lame but Ashton has you talking dosnt he? You have posted this crap all morning.. So my dear Perez.. it looks like you lose this one.. Sorry.. I love ya but this time you look foolish.. Should have has someone tell you what that tat said B4 you posted the first one..
the show suks and audrina is so d-list ashton what the hek is wrong with you!!
love ya perez!!!
Funny that Perez would know that the tat is a Chinese menu item. I guess when you're that fat, you know the menu by heart…in Chinese.
look at the sores on her arm, i bet she is on meth
Hahaha… you totally bought it in your previous post, just admit it
I thought you were team Audrina, why do you always change your mind about the people that you like?!
Re: trtl – thanks dude
we girls with tatts are pretty hot
That's hilarious. Perez, I'm a big fan, but I must say that it looks like you just got mad that you got fooled.
Awwww….! Lil Perez got his feel feels hurt! You got punked! Don't be such a bitch about it…take it like a MAN!
It looked so fake, anyway…
i belived the avril baby bump but not the paris or eva longria shit
but 2 make it real acullay have some A-LISTERs &&& make his clients hate the paps that would make it more real i mean look at them she is loving every1 minute of it but in reality she wouldn't like it
coming 4m some1 who noes**
bu that is funny( fried rice made with pork oil.")
hahha
No PEREZ!! Your the one that sucks!
LOL
Who even watches MTV? That garbage stunts your growth more than coffee, steroids and cocaine combined.
Re: TastefullySimple.com/web/AMann1 – I did not believe, for one nano second, that avril was pregnant. She has no uterus, therefore she would never be able to concieve. I believe she is a closet ginger, thus allowing us to draw the conclusion that she has no SOUL!
I have no idea who this girl even is..
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your just pissed because you have believe all the stunts
I feel that is an awesome tatoo. I'm going to get that tatooed on my foot. I LOVE fried rice, and what better with pork oil!
Actually, he just makes fools like you look worse. Your an ass. Tick tock fat boy.
hehehe…so clever NOT!
That show is so lame. It tries to comes off condescending but its just stupid. They are still getting publicity. Especially someone like Paris who like loves the paps.
Oh Perez, luv ya, but I think you're just mad because they gotcha!! Every "stunt", you have reported on! I think it is hilarious!
Thank God. I like tattoos, but that was just plain hideous, especially where they placed it.
the purpose of the show is to show how that paparazzi are rabid hunters of celebrity meat, and its very nice that her tatoo is fake, or really stupid, but she still got the paparazzi to beleive she ahd a tatoo…. so yeah. dont be hatin because you too fell for it and posted pics. embrace that.
ITA with Perez! Ashton does know that he's not fooling anything with these pranks, right?
If they are so lame, then why did you even bother to cover it. Your obsessed with The Hills and everyone on it. How did you get the black eye last month?
Why don't you cover that and forget about Heidi and Spencer?
The whole show is ridiculous- none of the stories were believable. If you are walking around with a baby bump, and shopping for baby clothes, there are going to be rumors that you are pregnant. It would have been better if she ate a big fat lunch, got a gut from it, and left in a tank top exposing the "baby bump". That would have been an out of control rumor. Everyone knows that a new tattoo gets bandaged, and that Paris Hilton is a fame whore that will do anything to get publicity- most of the stories about her happen to be true. I remember pre- sex tape there was a show on VH1 (a video pap show) and she literally pushed people out of the way to get her picture taken. She would also jump in the shot when real celebrities were getting their pictures taken. It was video footage, so everything was captured. Now, all of a sudden, she can't stand being followed- PLEASE!!!!! I can guarantee you that these "celebs" would be suicidal if nobody took their pictures, or wrote about them anymore.
I love the Hills and I love Audrina! Sexy tat girl. =]
Okay so a couple things. #1: This is my first comment and I expected to see comments in support of Perez, if you hate him so bad, why are you supporting his site? #2: This is ridiculous. The show is horrible and to me Ashton is dead. He is like the new Diddy - you can continue to make shows - but we still don't want to watch them. #3: I don't blame Audrina for being involved with the show because hell any publicity is good and there is always the possibility to translate it into some monetary benefit (which I'm sure is her ultimate goal!) #4: Perez, I love you and if I was a gay man, I would come to Cali and find you!
You're the stupid FUCK that fell for it!!!
You're just mad cuz you fell for it too Perez! And if she is such a D-lister, why do you bother putting her on your site!?
that sentence does not make sense. dumb bitch has it on her for life. muhahhahahhahaa
well I think is hillarious, you all paparazzis are like idiots following people even when they take a dump
omg is that real? Even if it is for the show, why the FUCK would you get tattooed with that?
I think the whole show is fake. The paps and all. It seemed like the same 15 paps for every stunt but with different clothes on. I'm no expert, but I've seen footage of paps in plenty of other situations and they don't act like that. I'm callling foul now.
Gotcha Perez. You’re just pissed cause you suckered for it.
Re: trtl –
BWAAHHAHAHAHA That's pretty funny! Men's hairy assholes! hahaha
Yeah… This show really REALLY sucks ass, and NOT in a good ass sucking kinda way. It's beyond lame, beyond boring, and beyond stupid. Although if you're having a hard time getting to sleep just watch an episode of this show. If you've run out of Ambien that is.
That's even lamer than the Paris one! What a stupid show. He should have fake arrest set ups or fake sex tapes. Then it might be able to pass as slightly interesting.
THE PARIS ONE SUCKS TOO. WAAAAAAAY UNBELIEVABLE. ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN.
tts the ugliest guy i evr saw
Catty in your 30's, eh Perez? You said earlier that you HOPED it was a stunt from Ashton's show. I had fallen in love with your wit and keep no prisoners mentality, but lately all you've been is mean. Are you sad they tricked you?
ASHTON IS not ORIGINAL AT ALL,
his shows suck big time .
he should give it up or make a totally original idea show .
stop copying everything off other people .
you say its lame but it worked didn't it. i could've sworn i saw a little thing about this on your website. sounds like someone's just bitter that they fell for the joke. FOOL!!
…. you just feel stupid since you're the one doing most of the reporting on these people. Maybe if you weren't trying to ruin these people's lives they wouldn't have to resort to tricking the paparazzi! I love the idea of this show!
you can totally see that Face Tattoo is holding a marker not a gun.
It fooled you, dipshit
Well, Shitez, you bit for just about all of his stunts that sucked. I thoroughly enjoy his show because it makes idiots like you have to stop and take a serious look at just what a waste of flesh you are. You provide nothing of value to the world. You make your money by taking potshots at other people!?!?! And you are proud of it? You are a whore…get a real job.
paps photograph celebs walking their dog and other mundane stuff. the paps don't really care what the celebs are DOING, they just want a picture. who wants to watch a celeb (all smug because they think they're "fighting back") be photographed a few times, when really they're just letting them sell some easy pics to website. BORRRRRING
the only ones who can be pranked are the bloggers…and you only posted two (suspiciously)… either way, the show is still predictable/stupid. if britney's meltdown these past six months was just a prank, then that shit might be good.
dumb show….but you kinda fell for it lol!! but i have to admit, the whole avril preggers thing….just listening to her was so irritating, no wonder why you cant stand her! uckkkkk i think my 12 yr old sis is more mature than that fugly twit
actually i think it proves that this show is working that you actually have a picture of her getting this tattoo. and as much as Audrina has been photographed lately, i wouldn't quite call her D list as of right now. come on perez!! i didn't like this article!
So, were her nude photos for the show too?
the show sucks so bad..no one cares about punking the paps….
Don't be a baby because you fell for it…that's the point, that people like you are so involved with their lives that you report on things without finding out if they are accurate…I still love the site but buck up
I am no fan of Ashton. I think his new show is really rude, and it puts down the general public. We are basically the ones he is making fun of, not just the paparazzi. If "celebrities" didn't do such outrageous stuff the paparazzi really wouldn't be interested. Let's face it, neither would we. If there were no paps the people who have been on the show wouldn't be famous. Remember where your bread is buttered. This show sucks.
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I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN THE FAT ANIMAL GETS JEALOUS OF OTHER CELEBS HAVING ALoOoOoOoOoT MORE SUCESS WITH STUPID SHIT THEN HE/SHE DOES!!!! =) MAKES MY FUCKING DAY!!!!!
Don't you mean Anna Nicole Smith's Pop Fiction? That show was funny for about five seconds, but once the premise was out of the bag it was pretty much over.
Re: {[[perez I ♥ u ]]]}} – Stop typing like that 31, immediately. It is idiotic, stupid, and immature.
You forgot the fact that eva longoria and mario lopez were on the show too… i doubt you would count eva as a d lister like yourself
thats kind of a sweet tattoo
WAS THIS DONE AT A TAT SHOP ON LA BREA YESTERDAY AT LIKE 6PM? I SAW A SLEW OF PAPZ AT SOME TAT SPOT ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK!!!
Perez, don't be mad that you totally got played like the paparazzo on this show. It's accomplishing everything it was supposed to… fooling people who are obsessed with celebs to write about them on their blog.
You lose.
Who gives a rat's ass?