Try Harder, Ashton
Filed under: Ashton Kutcher > Audrina Patridge
We think she's a lovely girl, but….
How lame is it that Ashton's Pop Fiction show has already resorted to booking D-listers like this girls from The Hills????
Lauren Conrad must have passed!
Yes, Audrina's new tattoo was a stupid publicity stunt for Ashton's show.
The tat reads "fried rice made with pork oil."
Ashton needs to come up with some better ideas. Other than the Paris one, all the stunts for his show have seriously sucked!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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perez… you spend your whole life writing about gossip and stars. Don't you know by now that the hills girls are hot right now? obviously you hate the show but I see that Spencer & Heidi must be your favs cause you had the d-listers and your b-day bash!!! If all these people sucks so bad then why do you hang around them when it is convenient. you act like they should drop off the earth but you sure show up to get your 10 minutes of fame.
HAAH ! i think its funny.. and i tihnk youre just mad PEREZ that u fell for it too. come on .. it is funny.
Ashton is pathetic. It's Punkd Part 2. Stupid. I hated his first show, but this is worse. No one fools the paps, they make living uncovering what's going on with the stars. He is a douche if he thinks he is so sleek and discreet.
It must suck when you are known as Mr. Wife.
that tat is fuckin stupid. along with attitude.
She's on the highest watched show on MTV. I think she's at least a B lister.
I agree… The idea is good… the Paris one worked beautifully, but, the rest sucked. The Avril one being pregnant would've been okay, if they had someone other that her!
wait…but is it a real tattoo??????
WTF THAT TAT WILL B ON HER THE REST OF HER LIFE ! COULDNT SHE GET SUMTHING CUTE THAT MEANS SOMETHING WAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!
has that show even aired yet?
you can tell the tattoo is fake.
ASHTON IS USING "D" LIST STARS? HER UGLY FACE IS ON HERE ALL THE TIME PEREZ.
A LITTLE JEALOUS OF ASHTON??????
YOU SHOULD BE.
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PEREZ YOU MAKE & KNOW NOTHING BUT SMUT AND FILTH.
YOU'RE A NEGATIVE PERSON, WHO TAKES HIS HATE OUT ON THE WORLD.
….and yet YOU managed to put the report of her tattoo up on your site first thing in the morning the day after she had it done.
Hmm..
I dunno, but if you ask me, the show is proving to be successful =)
But the fact is that his show is obviously not that "shiteous" if you're still reporting things without knowing for sure if they really happened. That's the whole point of the show.
why are people wasting time bashing you?
pa-the-tic.
hi audrina, free ride to stardom
GAYyyyyYY
MMmmMMmMMmmMmmMM… pork oil
Love Ashton and I think his "fuck you back" media taunt is hilarious.
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NAH MAN, THE PARIS ONE SUCKED TOO.. .
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LOL UM, THEY STARTED WITH D-LIST PEOPLE! PARIS WAS ON THE FIRST EPISODE DUMB ASS!!
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LOL!!! THE SHOW STARTED OFF BAD, PARIS IS BLODDY D-LIST KID!
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lol he made fat ass Perez look like a fool by posting about it so it looks like he did a pretty good job. You seem to be obsessed with those losers from the Hills so maybe you should think about blogging about something more worthy as well , SUCKER!!!!
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you're just pissed because his show is out to get idiots like you, perez
I don't know, because, I'm not a fan of Ashton but he does have a very creative mind when it comes to punk people (not pun intended). I just think he's starting the show with stupid silly stunts to fool us all and then bring the big guns, like a good poker player. Trust me, once the show is well ranked, he's gonna drop us the bomb, that the whole Britney drama was indeed POP FICTION! Wait for it!!!
sounds like you are just upset b/c you blogged on a fake story!
i still think the whole britney having lunch w/ mel gibson thing was part of that show….just too strange to be true
how long till you get on the show with a fake lipo prank? actually forget the prank, you could use the lipo
obviously it worked because you have posted this story to your blog TWICE now. Don't hate, appreciate!
the tattoo doesn't even really say it…
pig meat oil cooked rice (grain)
you don't use that character to rep "cooked rice"
what is up with getting tattoos with characters if they aren't even right?
Maybe its the angle, but Audrina is looking a little chubby.
your on 'rap superstars' you fuck wit- as if your any shit is any better- everyonwe kills your life -everyone is australia thinks your a loser anyways…audrina and lauren are doing better than and making more money than you ….
BIGGEST CLOWN EEEEEEEEEEEEVERRR.. PEREZ IS A WAKER !!!
perez,
i think your just hating!everyone i know loves the show…
you just mad b/c your not sure if all your storys are true!
pop fiction is such ridiculous waste of time and money and attention. punk'd was already over done–who REALLY watches that shit? mtv is a joke and who would have even known about it if perez or another blog DIDNT post about it? give it up ashton, you're done.
hahaha Perez is just pissed because Ashton's show is fucking with his sleezy ilk. He reports on something, it ends up being a Pop Fiction stunt, Perez looks duped and stupid. THAT'S THE POINT OF THE SHOW… fag.
shit!
Re: david –
Was going to say the same thing!
the show was dropped by E!, it hasnt been on lately… crappy ratings
Yet you keep falling for them perez…
Perez gave her too much credit by saying that sentence even make sense! To LITERALLY translate it, it says "pig meat oil frying UNCOOKED rice." There are TWO different ways of saying cooked vs. uncooked rice in chinese. and we don't literally spell out "pig meat old"…there is a differnet way of saying that too. SHE IS AN IDIOT!!!
what are those marks on audrinas arm around the tat?????????????
Your Ugly.
i like this site, but you're just pissy because you got fooled again. if you didnt believe it, you wouldn't have posted the original in the first place.
This show is awesome!
Hey….im also thinking that the whole thing with kim kardashians bentley being hit by a motorcyle (did u see writting all over the car) and her making those comments one wanting a bentley her entire life………..might be some pop fiction……
I think you're just angry that you fell for Ashton's prank!! You claim its a stupid stunt and guess what…YOU FELL FOR IT!!
Since Ashton's "idea" was first pitched to E! channel years ago by Anna Nicole Smith, and Howard K. Stern, it's no wonder Ashton can't come up with something more "original." Lame, lame, lame. Go away, Ashton, you're a no-talent hack and a loser, and nobody has the patience for your stupid shit anymore. You're not funny, you're not entertaining, and we're bored now.
Re: ROCCO – WOW!!!!! Putting one over on people who just click a button on a camera for a living ——————–what GENIUS!!!! Boy, I bet it took a boatload of brain power to pull pranks on them!!!!
Step away from the crack pipe, please.
the only reason the paris one was "good" and "worked" was because it was the first ep and people didn't know about the show.
Ummm maybe if the show was Ashton's idea instead of an idea that he stole from the late Anna Nicole (rip girl we miss u) he would actually have some good ideas and reseach behind the idea… Just saying…
Hey Asston.. your shows seriously SUCK!! Why don't you go home and bang your old hag of a wife for a change and keep Rumer in the house haha…
Here's a good idea for a prank:
A third-rate ham from a shitty TV sitcom about the crappiest decade of the 20th century marries a woman 20 years his senior who happens to be the ex-wife of a bullet headed action movie actor, and tries to "be a father figure" for step children who are older than he is.
Naw! Too incredible-no one would ever buy it.
Assface Coocher sucks and is lame, far from every being even slightly funny. He and his wife are both hypocrites. Hey Demi, remember when you denounced Hollywood and the industry and moved away…but then came back and made movies cause you needed the money?
even in chinese that phrase doesn't make sense…
it's bunch of words smash together with the dictionary…direct translation.
THATS SO STUPID
Maybe Brittany's life is part of the show. What a great twist that would be. Haha jk it was all a joke ya'll.
Seriously, D lister is being polite. Who cares about this fugly horse teeth chick…"Fried rice made with pork oil" Hilarious…not!!! How lame.
nah.. the paris one sucked too.
he stole the show from anna nicole-she could of done a better job thinking of ideas…
audrina gave me better head than lauren. and rummer gives better head than danny masterson..oops.
Anyone who's ever had a tattoo done can clearly see that this one's a fake. What are those, fake 'blood splotches'? Lame. Real tattoos irritate the skin and you can see the ink raised up and the area would be slightly red during and after the application. Not only that, but you bleed *where* the needle breaks the skin, not five inches away from it in a neat little spot.
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HAHAHAHA GOoD call perez!!!!!!
STUPID GIrl and ashton needs to be funny again.
honestly, its a pretty good prank. not only did you fall for it, but many others did as well. dont get all pissy because ashton is trying to make a point that half of the shit we read is fake.