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1. Nina says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ummm….wow. thats gross.

2. ew says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   lmao

3. jaime says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first

4. gena says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   lol loser!

5. erika says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   first!!
   that sucks
   so embarassing!

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   first and hey this is the first time i guessed right on one of these

7. Jaime says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   she's saving it for later..lol

8. jenelle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   floss ittttttttt

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   first? she shud have rinsed b4 she went out.

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    sucks for her!!

11. rs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first!

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    1st

13. ALEX says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ALEX
    FISRT

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    At least she was eating her greens.

15. tara236 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first!!

16. alyisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first….whatever the hell that means HA

17. alex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

18. ann marei says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha wow how sad.

19. pumpkin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Retouch My Body
    (Weird Al Version)
    I know you think that I'm a fatty
    and I think so too
    In my imagination I'm a perfect size 2
    I know you got a thing for skinny bitches so poo
    And boy it hurts to stick my face again down the loo

    If there's a camera up in here
    Then I betta suck my guts and don't move
    If there's a camera up in here
    Then I best choose the pics that look good
    Cause if you run your site and post the pics that make my ass look huge
    I will shut you down
    Cause they'll be all shocked and amazed on how I really look
    But this is private
    between you and I

    Retouch my body
    Narrow down my jaw
    Rotate me around
    Narrow me some more
    Retouch my body
    Sharpen up my face
    I just wanna make me look like I never did
    Retouch my body
    Smoothen up my thighs
    Narrow down my waist
    Just a little less
    Retouch my body
    Add a little curve
    Come on and make me fabulous
    Retouch my body

    Boy you can put your scroller on me like a disease
    So suck off all the bits that I just don't wanna see
    I want you to edit me like so surgically
    And float away the flab into your desktop wastebin

20. PatronSaint says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's funny. Very funny.

21. k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bless her…love what she is wearing! i dont eva do this but am i first? doubt it

22. tara236 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    VOTE FOR OBAMA!!!!

23. Combat Lynn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i thought it was janice dickenson at first

24. roro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first losers

25. OOOPS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST! Aww it happens to the best of us

26. Rodeo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First again…..

27. Marina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ew! xD

28. Philip loves Mariah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    its all good

29. jo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHA! GWOSS

30. Ben says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh that happens to everyone.

    Not that Paula isn't batshit crazy, shot full of drugs, and completely unable to feel her teeth, or even remember that she has a mouth.

31. yaye says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    first bitches

32. McLovin' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST!!

33. ljay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol..crazy bitch

34. emmy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I GUESSED RIGHT! shes on crack FIRST

35. rebecca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol

36. !@#$%^&* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lolllllllllllllllllll

37. lily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    who cares

38. kimmm from tx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha she WOULD!

39. nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg who cares

40. Zack says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That was obvious!

41. mike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ewww

42. valem says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bfirst

43. Nylah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Come on, you know that you can't see people's teeth when they are slurring!

44. Patrice Warren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PARIS!!!
    oh, and first??!!

45. devin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahha that's great

46. Carly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EWWWWWWw. Paula is disgusting

47. Charlotteeeeeee (Y) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg. this is like nothing. it happens to everyone, just because shes famous.

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    FIRSTTTT

    ewwww much??

49. jenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST!

50. sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    whoaaa washup

51. hollie. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NASTY P!

52. tiffany says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I GUESSED IT RIGHT!

    yay!

53. you says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf

54. be nice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    it happens to everyone - don't be a dick we love paula!!!

55. lbo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    so. what.

56. meggggggsssss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHAT THE DDDDOOOOOOSSSEEEE!!!

57. Who Cares? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Who the fuck cares if celebrities have food in their teeth. All of you idiots that visit these websites need to get a life, a hobby, a friend–and a clue!!! Losers!!

58. Jas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh the shame, she should check her teeth with a mirror,

    1st maybeeeeeeee

59. tazik87 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    EW!!! 1st!!!

60. Jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Seriously, leave her alone man. It's happened to all of us. You didn't need to parade it around like this.

61. dfkjdfkghdhfkg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    couldn't a friend tell you you're a complete fatass ugly retard? HOW EMBARASSING OHMYGOD

62. Lala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    figures

63. WHATEVER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's HILARIOUS.

64. tightlipped says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eew gross…her whole dinner is packed in her teeth…can she not feel that

65. woh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL unlucky contucky lol lol

66. k says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nice teeth nontheles (or shoul I say veneers)

67. bob says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL

68. Jenna` says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Haha hilarious !

69. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    [[[[[[[[ da drunk bitch 4/got to pick her teeth ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    I'll bet zhe juzt zucked hiz cock off..thatz hiz CUM..ZICK…
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

70. camira says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    thats ok PAULA
    u are still beautiful!

71. PatronSaint says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} – i hate you. you are probably the most immature person to ever come on this site.

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    oh my god…. this is such a totally terrible happening !!! It certainly puts things into perspective when you think about all the trivial little things going on in the world. Global warming, school shootings, war and hungry children who starve to death.
    Get fucking real folks. Who gives a shit if Paula has a bit of seaweed stuck between her chompers. I don't give a shit !! Who shallow and narrow minded can you get ???

73. Lola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Oh Perez, your juicy celebrity gossip couldn't be more juicier then this.

    Lame!

74. Hmmmmmmm says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Guess I'm just a wacko, BUT I excuse myself after I eat and go to the Ladies Room and floss my teeth…..AND, I'm not even expecting to see paps outside !!! She KNOWS they're gonna be there, along with half the population of that place….go to the Ladies Room and retouch your stuff, girl !!!
    You're NOT that adorable !!!

75. Eames says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    2nd!

76. ASSHOLE PEREZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MAYBE YOU'LL POST THIS, YOU CUNT FAG WANNA BE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

77. ... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    predictable

78. lol says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

79. Sigh. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Celebrity has food stuck between two teeth. Stop the presses.

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    HAHAHAHA….OYE

81. ~vix~ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ahahahaha amazing! i actually just laughed out loud!!

82. Me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Nina – yeah, cause' that's not NORMAL or anything. God you people are pathetic.

83. Meg Perk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My favorite part is that her "escort" or whoever SO TOTALLY can't keep his eyes off of it… hahahah

84. Mario says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: pumpkin – What the fuck is wrong with you?

85. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    umm this is completely normal.

86. Meg Pie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    First of all she isnt a loser or a retard the dude that didnt tell her about the stuff in her teeth is the loser and second of all that is grody but that happens to everyone once in a while and it is embarissing and you wouldnt like it if people put embarissing pics of you on the net for the whole world to see.

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    As an aside, that dude who keeps posting hate banners against Sarah Marshall does not sound 'well.' I hope she sues him for defamation or files for some kind of a cease and desist action, as he seems the worst kind of stalker. Defamation. 'If she doesn't want me, I'll get revenge by trying to destroy her reputation.' Sick f*ck.

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    thats nasty at least floss

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    Bahahahaha fuckin hilarious… that guy is looking right at her and didn't even let her know……. priceless

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    Perez,
    I have been frequently visiting your site now for about a year. This is the point in which I will never come back to it again.

    Danity Kane is an extremely talented group. They didnt get into the music business by sleeping around or because they already had fam in the biz.
    The Danity Kane album is really good and it is one of the few that I can listen to the whole way through. Those girls are amazing.

    You are a fat, gay, stupid, judging asshole, and you should not be able to make a living off tearing talented people like them down.

    You should really be ashamed of yourself bc you have taken it upon your self to play as god and judge people.

    You really have no class.

    For the next 5 days I will be posting this comment on every post you make trying to get people to support me in boycotting your website.

    Get a life, and stop tearing people down.

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    awwww
    i still love her
    & everyone can SHUTUP because its happened to them before but just cause when they have food stuck in their teeth they dont get attackd my ppaparazzi they act jealous.
    calling her a loser?
    YOUR A SHALLOW PERSON
    I LOVE PAULA FOREVERRRR

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    Is that a bald Howard K. Stern with her??

93. Peter Kazanjy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: z – LOLZ

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    Re: Peter Kazanjy – Hilarious.

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    At least she eats!!

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    Jebus. At least she EATS….God bless her.

    www.ItsHowYouEat.com

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    Thats so gross.

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    omg who cares, leave her alone. its not even close to gross…

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    That's not food. She just went down on me and I have a small herpes outbreaak.

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     she was probably to drugged to even notice she had food on her teeth, but its funny..she looks high! though i luv her outfit