She Feels Right At Home
Filed under: Audrina Patridge
If her "career" post-reality television doesn't pan out….
She can always be a hooker stripper!
Audrina Patridge, who sent in nudie pics to Playboy at age 18 and got rejected, was welcomed by Robin Antin in Las Vegas on Friday night.
The Hills star INTRODUCED the Pussycat Dolls' Sin City troupe but did not perform.
Why not???
That would require her to have talent!
We kid. We kid.
We love Audrina, but if you're gonna get all dolled up, at least jump in the martini glass and shake your maracas!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 29, 2008 at 2:59 pm
yikes
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what a hoee
not a classy look per se
why does she always look up? that is annoying…
Third! and she looks like such a slut! i mean put on some clothes skank!
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robyn antyn is a gargoyle
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hideous!!! that outfit is skanky and not remotely hot…. scarlet johansson's pcd outfit was the best
Has anyone else noticed that in at least half the photos of her out there, Audrina is looking up?! WTF is she looking at? Or does she have double wonk-eye going on? It's a little disturbing.
third?
yet another example of a desperate reality TV "star"
Her eyes are so messed up! Why do they point up like that? Am I right?
she is on a 'reality' show…
which makes her a celebrity…….
whoree
kid my ass,none of those girls have talent.i bet they cant even suk a dick.the show is fake too.fuck you dumb cunts and whores who watch that show.
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why does she always look like she has down syndrome
she looks like she is made of wax. did she really get that stupid pork tattoo?! Idiot
WHO IS THIS FUCKING AUDRINA BETCH…SHE IS A SIGHT FOR EYES….GO AWY U NON-TALENTED HAG
she looks like a slut, and boring.
IN ADDITION….SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES IN PAIN….POOR FUCK
Why does she always look slow? The look on her face is….where am I.
Please kids…stay in school!
What is Robyn knighting her? Jesus…i need to stop watching TV
she is SOOOO not pretty. she always looks so fucking stupid, like she has no brain cells. her choice in eyeliner is unfortunate. ugh!
ive never seen such a person with such retarded eyes as audrina
I bet Lauren's jealous…
Are you on vacation or what? Over the past 24 hours or so you haven't posted anything of interest at all. Have you taken a tumble and bumped your head or something Perez? After the Granny slammin thing you have taken a leave of absence!!! Maybe that's a good thing.
SHE'S SO BORING & SO IS LAUREN & WHITNEY, THEY NEED TO BRING KRISTIN CAVALERRI TO THE HILLS
aw i love herr
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ive never had anything against her
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but she always looks like a deer caught in headlights
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and she looks so confused I can pratically hear crickets
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she looks Whorrific! What ever she's wearing makes her look fat and dumpy. They should have dressed her in stuff that complimented her shape.
i hate her so bad i dont understand whats her point in the hills she's so stupid and she dont play anything in thehills
Perez loves her why????
why don't you say the nasty shit like you did for LiLo's grandmother?
Thank you, Julie. I've been saying that forever. Seriously, what is she looking at? Its not sometimes, its ALWAYS.
She looks so dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. Actually she's dumb.
Ugh what a hot hot mess!
there is NOTHING sexy about her in that photo
I wanted to say this for a long time, and now I saw the picture of her with her sister, this is definitely confirmed.
Did anyone notice that Audrina is ALWAYS looking upward? It this a sign of constantly spaced out mode or fear of eye contact?
Either way, it is hereditary in her family seems like.
Why are her eyes so weird?? She always looks up. I think she does have down syndrome. Hot bod, but the most hideous face!
Am I the only person that has noticed there is something wrong with her eyeballs??!! In EVERY single pic that is taken, she is looking up. EVERY ONE!!! What's wrong with her?
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I would love to have a cigar with her.
She looks mildly retarded. There are a lot of other girls out there in Hollywood that are actually attractive; she isn't good enough.
Why are Adrina's eyes looking UP IN EVERY SINGLE PICTURE? Does she have an eye probleM??
If her stockings were about 3 of 4 inchs longer or higher, she'd look some what better.
She looks likes she's having fun!………………..Not
perez
you'd think since this is your perfetion that you would know facts instead of just your opinion. audrina did not send her pics to playboy. that has been confirmed. i think i am starting to realize why i always see you around spencer & heidi. you seem to be dramatized just like them… you say you love audrina then admit the girl looks hot! she works really hard to do what she wants to do. give her some credit.
She just wants to be famous. I think she's ugly.
how does she look fat? shes the smallest girl on the stage. AUDRINA IS HOTTTT!!
haha yeah shes a hoe, she wouldnt have pulled it off anyways it wouldve been sooo funnyyy!
She looks like she just got off a horse.
That look does NOT work for her AT ALL.
she never looks directly into the camera, always above the lens. when she, lauren, and whitney were in us mag they would look into the lens and she looked cross eyed because she was looking above the camera, weird. now here she isn't even posing and she is still looking up, what a retarded freak
Can the girl shut her mouth? Seriously. Are her teeth so fucked up that she can't purse her lips together? A walking human flytrap is not attractive.
I thought you liked Audrina Perez. Why are you hatin on her?
FINALLY…EVEN ROTTEN-ASS SMELLING CHEESE PLAYBOY– WITH ITS TANK FULL OF FOUL SMELLING CUNT CLITS– ARE WISING UP…AND FINALLY TURNING AWAY GASH.
NOW IF PLAYBOY COULD ONLY DUMP ALL THOSE RETCHED FISH THAT IT SHOWS….IF ONLY SLITS COULD GROW A DICK OR HAVE ONE SURGICALLY PLACED –THEY WOULD BE OF SOMEWHAT OF INTEREST. ALL THOSE STUPID GASH PUT THOSE IMPLANTS IN THE WRONG PLACE!!!! GASH EQUALS EECCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god! Y is it dat she always looks cross eyed 2 me?
she fugly!
Why don't these girls get a real job?!? One that doesn't involve crowding a busy street corner with their fake, low self esteemed ass?
She is standing there like such a dolt.
Audrina, if you're going to be on stage in that kind of ridiculous outfit,
you better know how to work it!
she always look out of place and, she got chunky. Hire a stylist byocth and fix them EyES
What is up with her damn CROSS EYES????
Poor… misguided… youth… you have chosen the Hills stars as your role models?
her body was hot in those nude pics, but she got a buttah face, she looks like nikki hiltons fugly twin
she always has that stupid fucking look on her face
her eyes have what's called "the eye of the sanpaku" in japanese terms, that means she's her eye nerves are really tight, pulling her eyes back. this is a sign of physical, emotional or mental distress. in samurai culture, they used to look for opponents with this condition and kill them first because their reflexes are slower thus easier to kill. other sources say that these people are destined to die early.
She just looks so awkward standing there!
she looks like an uncomfortable fool
She always has that same stupid-ass look on her face.
why is this whore famous?
No one can say that she doesn't look hot in that!!!
However…I cannot defend her frequent dazed and confused looks lol
Why does she always appear to be looking UP???
HOW COME YOU CAN WRITE PUZZY WITH AN "S" BUT WE CAN'T?
BECAUSE IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY PUZZY MOONCHEESE….NICE PEOPLE NEED TO QUIT FUCKING CUSSING
she looks like a mannequin!!!!
Wow, like she should start dating Marilyn Manson so both of their trips could be salvaged….
she looks completely uncomfortable …. poor girl looks like she shit her G string
she probably had blethroplasty and a lower eyelid lift, and too much fat and skin were removed, causing the lower whites of her eyes to show all the time, so it always looks like she's looking up
I don't get the appeal of this chick. She's got less sex appeal than my dog's drool. Plus she looks like Jim Carrey's burned fireman character from In Living Color.
Re: my.eyes.are.straight – Yes! I've always noticed that! And she has no upper lip. I can't stand her face!
Ha! Her sister has the same damned eye probolem!—–
Go here and scroll down…
http://perezhilton.com/category/audrina-patridge/
Oops…"problem."
Der.
Make up your mind bitch. if she got in a champagne glass, a la paris hilton last week, then you would tear her to shreds for being a biter. no winning with you, is there?
omg she looks skank-nasty!
Does anyone think she's hot? She has a weird mouth and it freaks me out. Have you noticed that it's always half open and her facial expressions always look like she has no idea what the hell is going on! Totally not hot!
WHAT IS SHE ALWAYS LOOKING UP AT???!!!???!!! WTF!!!
stupid looking
FFFFFFAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!! I have one of the most biggest evidence that The Hills is fake…they go to France.. and the guy Lauren likes smokes INSIDE bars and clubs..which is ILLEGAL in France! meaning it is set up because Americans assume that all French people smoke and they have to have that in the show. FFFAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE
i never even heard of this girl before i saw her on this site.. of course, i don't watch an idiotic show like that either.. but i digress.. besides her obvious eyes, she has dude legs.. if you scroll just up to her waste, she looks like she could be the part of frankenfurter.. seriously.
Rocky horror picture show called, they want their shit back!!!
Rocky horror picture show called and they want their cloths back!!
why does it seem like she's always looking up??
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes?
I think I want to look like nikki hilton, only i cant pull it off bc it looks like i have downs syndrome.
For f-'s sake! Can that girl not take a picture without rolling her eyes into the back of her head like she's dying or something?!!! What a skank! Sorry…can't stand her or any of the Hills bitches…
Audrina, honey… you need a good manager. Some one who can guide you into the right direction and help you make better decisions. You look cheap! You can do much better. But you better hurray. Your fame will only last for 15 minutes!
The fast track to Hollywood fame for girls - say and do stupid things and dress and act like a cheap slut. Walking blow-up dolls. Cheap entertainment for horny boys.
she always looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
its amazing that no one notices her eyes go in 2 different directions!
She looks like a tranny, I just don't get the Hills girls, they all are so blah not attractive at all.
Perez your fuckin site won't post my comment.Wtf?It wasn't as bad as these people's comments.For making money off this shit.you think you could fuckin run this shit better than that.Or fuckin someone.I mean if you're gonna run your mouth about people atleast do it with a decent working website instead of this subpar mediorce shit.
Dude.Ive tried to post a comment forever on this piece of shit and it never posted.I can post sometimes,but sometimes I can't wtf?My comment wasn't nearly as bad as what these people say.And if your website is just shitty.Well damn you're making money off your mouth on this website.Atleast have it run half-way decent instead of this subpar mediorce bullshit you are trying to peddle.I mean damn hire someone to run this place atleast half way decent.Oh yeah and get a fuckin spell check.Seriously.You do know you can review that damn before you click Enter right?Clean it up!