There Was No Britney, But….

Britney Spears wasn't at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday, as had been rumored.
However, Janet was there….and she was looking lovely.
Miz Jackson even brought out her old All For You hair for the special occasion!
Janet presented the Favorite Movie Actress award to the very undeserving Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.
Felicidades, Yessica. Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras!
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wazzzzzzzgooooooddddddd first? or 2nd?
primero? me gusta espanol!
Re: imdabaddest bitch – hahahha i was firsttttt fuk u allllllllllllll
eh?
first!!!
first !!!!
Re: imdabaddest bitch – shut up wack ass!!
Don't forget to mention, she presented with a yummy-looking Josh Peck, rocking some spiff suspenders! :3~
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Re: Mesic – haha he looked ugly in that shit. he should have wore something wayyy beter.
HEY FUKZ
jajaja sabes q ella nunca va a entenderr
bien gracioso que eres, Perez
first! or whatever.
que bien!
De verdad q si Perez!
Re: bitch – SUK MA DIK HOW BOUT DAT 1
damn perez i luv u but leave jessica alone with that shit already. if she doesn't wanna be called latina so fuckin what. get over it.
si las entiende, perez igual que la acomplejada de Eva Longoria
FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
hahaha fucking perez… you know she never will!
JESSICA ALBA DOES KNOW SPANISH SHE JUST PRETENDS NOT TO I GUESS SHE WILL SAY ANYTHING TO CONVINCE HERSELF THAT SHE IS CAUCASIAN NOT MEXICAN AND IF YOU ASK ME I'VE SEEN BETTER LOOKING MEXICANS THAN HER LIKE IN THE SPANISH SOAP OPERAS
no creo que ella va entender esas palabras..que triste no..ay ay ay
fucking retards
AWESOME site Perez!!! Loves it — Green Bean.
interpretation please…..I feel left out of the joke
oh me oh my
sex queen on high
love dat body
wanna get naughty
i need sum dat discipline jan jan
damn damn
I GOTTA QUESTION : WHEN IS JESSICA DONT CALL ME LATINA ALBA IS GOING TO DIE ?????????
I HATE HER SO MUSCH THAT I WANT TO KILL THE BITCH BY CUTING HER THROAT
Re: RiversideMommie – congratulations jessica i hope one day you will be able to read this
ALSO JANET LOOKS HOT
Jessica is just another stupid dumb bitch who got herself knocked up. Damn idiot.
She looks like the character from "ni hoa kai lan" , but black, ish.
For those of you w/o kids, it's a show from Nickelodeon.
Her new CD bombed. And I do mean bombed. She's so fake. Haha.
Kids choice awards?? Is that freak/weirdo like 50 yrs old??
Am I the only one who thinks her music is garbage?? She gave Perez a photo op so he is nice to her.
I love you JJ.
Does anyone realize that most children under 18, or anyone involved in/watching the Nickelodeon special do not even know who Janet Jackson is? She has not had a hit for their generation to even know! Really, do a poll. I'll bet 9/10 kids don't know who she is!! Except when she showed a boob for the Superbowl. And if you do know, do you care? People in their 20's and 30's and really even 40's don't care about Janet Jackson. Why does Perez care so much? Move on!!
What color are are the Jacksons? White, gray, black? A self-made color from drugs? What an odd family and even odder skin colors.
jajaja…ay Perez..usted sabe que ella nunca va a entender! That was too funny!
Janet looks great for her age. Unbeweavable! Go girl!
love the weave, if I were her I'd start worrieng about that hair line, nothing's hotter than a five head tranny! Wink wink:-)
perez, me encanta como te burlas de jessica….sigue asi que estamos contigo
Chinga tu madre Jessica Alba
too cute
omg did you hear miley cyrus sing? wow she sucks. yeah alot.
if latin pride is a big deal to you maricon, why do you use a fake ass name? hippocrit. mario, chupa mi verga, eres una puta grande.
Re: Mesic –
he looked horrible what are you talking about!???!
groce..
drugs..
Re: whateve – ….actually this year the kids got to vote for the celebs they wanted to see at the award show earlier this year…hence Janet's appearance…..and FYI if no one cared about her anymore her album "Discipline" would not have debuted at #1 on the charts…. and she wouldn't be the most searched person on the internet….get ur facts straight.
she looked beautiful… glad to see she's feeling better and out and about again. i look forward to seeing more appearances from miss jackson…muuaaah!
Ur 2 funny Perez.
Si entiende espanol pero se hace la q no.
Es una verguenza para todos los Latinos la verdad.
God….i wish people would stop being so damn negative and stop hatin on Janet. Whatever….she's hot. Congrats Jan on the debut at #1 charts.
didnt janet jackson used to be black?
Hey remembered that she is shell shock by some people telling her she does not belong because she does not know Ingles. That is a good excuse , how long ago?? By now she should be able to tell you Perezcioso"Pintame de colores mi corazon que esta en blanco, llename de carino y traeme verde del campo
Shut the fuck up Perez, Jessica Alba's grandfather was Mexican, not her! My grandmother was French so does this mean I have the right to say I'm French…even though I was born and raised in the USA…NO! Jessica says she is American and so do I!!!!!!!
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PS. My husband IS a hispanic man from South America and HE IS WHITE!!!!!! His grandfather is a REAL SPANISH PERSON, born in SPAIN who has blonde hair and blue eyes! 80% of his damn family have blonde hair and blue eyes. Then they come to America and people will make shitty remarks like "Your Hispanic?, You don't look like it?" WTF is that supposed to mean?!?! There are white, black, and even Asian "Hispanic" people.
your right jessicia wasn't the fav at all to win really that wass totally unfair and i still can't belivie Amy Adams wasn't noimated or enchanted that was kids movie and everyone love it better than jessica SHIT movie at lease keira and amy proud of the race
AND JESSICIA IS FAKE NOT A TRUE HISPANIC AT ALL AND SHE CAN'T SPEAK SPAINISH SHE WOULDN'T DEAR TRY SHES OHLY HALF MEXICIAN AND A TINY BIT AT THAT I WOULDN'T COUNT HER AS ONE OF US AT ALL
lmao good one perez… she'll never understand…
Well If janet has loads of $$ for Nips and tucks personal trainers, Foods cooked for her, and she was never pragos either. Gee , I think I would look great also… She is old news …
who cares.
Re: leave her alone – i do how ever TOTALLY AGREE with you. Hispanic people are serotyped a lot not every hispanic has dark skin penelope cruz doesn't i've seen people from mexico that has white skin and some with dark or black skin there just have mixed back round and it does matter there nothing from with bi-racial people and people shouldn't make them feel like there not PURE BLACK or TRUELY LATIN at all
Speak English people. English.
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First week US sales saw the album debut at #1 with 181,000 copies sold.[16] Second week US sales saw the album fall to #3 with 57,000[17] and third week U.S sales saw the album fall to #8 with sales of 38,000 copies.
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Not even 300,00 is 3 weeks. Help, Discipline has fallen and can't get up. Haha. You're a loser Janet. Just wait until my CD drops. Bye to you.
Perez, you are so bad.
Janet looks 18 and Alba is fabulous.
Yay! Angelina and Brad are Married!
4 kids and 2 on the way.
That's how we do it in America.
Shouldnt you have used the subjunctive?
Get over yourself and leave Jessica Alba alone. She happens to be mult-racial. Her mother is white ,and her father is hispanic. I am multi-racial as well, but was not taught spanish by my father. So, because she happens to be a tad bit brown can she not acknowledge that she has a white mother, as well as a hispanic father? Does her mother just not exist? Anyone that knows anything is aware that magazines, AND GOSSIP WEBSITES, love to twist words, so unless we hear it from her mouth it isn't true. Besides, she has said that the reason "Mr. Hilton" has such issues with her is because she wouldn't let him take a picture of her, when they were at the same club, to post on his website. Perez, we could give you the same "Don't call me latino" nickname as well for not only adopting the skanky Hilton name (she's caucasian if you didn't already know, not cuban) but trying to be just like her.
Get over yourself and leave Jessica Alba alone. She happens to be multi-racial. Her mother is white ,and her father is hispanic. I am multi-racial as well, but was not taught spanish by my father. So, because she happens to be a tad bit brown can she not acknowledge that she has a white mother, as well as a hispanic father? Does her mother just not exist? Anyone that knows anything is aware that magazines, AND GOSSIP WEBSITES, love to twist words, so unless we hear it from her mouth it isn't true. Besides, she has said that the reason "Mr. Hilton" has such issues with her is because she wouldn't let him take a picture of her, when they were at the same club, to post on his website. Perez, we could give you the same "Don't call me latino" nickname as well for not only adopting the skanky Hilton name (she's caucasian if you didn't already know, not cuban) but trying to be just like her.
sorry for the double post- NOT
hEy i UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE C0MING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY PEREZ I NEED YOUR HELP IN UNMASKING MY GAY BABY DADDY…..NO REALLY I GET IT ……..I CAN AND DO EXCEPT IT AND AS LONG AS U CAN HELP HIM I WILL BE ABLE PEREZ PLEASE REALLY HIT ME UP MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME HELP HIM THAT WILL HELP HER ( OUR DAUGHTER) AND ALL WILL BE BE "HER" ERO YOU GAVE HER, HER DADDY…. PEREZ HIT ME UP YOU KNOW MY EMAIL………PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE JANET!
AND I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!
HOLLAH!
wow the kcas were so lame
Jajaj come crees que lo va a entender que no ves que ella es "blanca"
Jessica Alba is an American. Get over it Fat Boy.
This is the worst awards show on the planet. and Jack Black is so fucking obnoxious. and as always, Jessica wins. this shit is soooo damn predictable.
Re: me gusta un hombre con grandes cojoles – Go Fuck yourself.
ay perezito esa "guero" cola mexicana nunca va a entender esas palabras , ni estas. esos niños que votaron por ella no saben lo que es talento.
en los ojos de esos niños creen que miley cyrus es la mejor cantante. escojieron ella enves de talento como mariah carey , y alicia keys. enserio???
no necesito decir nada mas. eso es demasiado evidencia para entender lo talentosa que es esa puta. tiene el mismo talento que miley cyrus
janet is beauitul as always! LOVE HER
perez u probably don't even read this shiz 'cos i'm sure that u think ur too too good for it…….anyways its about time u got over being a bitter biatch about Jessica Alba, leave the poor girl alone - having said that , she probably doesn't give a f*ck about Perez, she's actually a real STAR unlike PH
hafnha hafnha hafnha
Janet is hot and so is her new album!
…..how tired am I of jessica alba. 1) she's a bad actress 2) she's an arrogant snob 3) ….I just don't like her
Hello GEN!! What's up- why is she at that show…does any one that youngins know who she is?? Anyways, hahhaa Say Hiiiii to Jason for me too!!!
You have the worst taste.
Janet Jackson is an ugly tranny. And her music sucks hardcore.
Re: … –
Yea she totally is!!! You guys should youtube Alba when got Punk'd- she went to a clothing shop to get free clothes and she totally acted like a bitch at the store and it's all camera…
"Felicidades, Yessica. Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras!"
translation please?!
:D
lol
Perez!!!!!! whats wrong with you, bloody queen!! you are sooooooooo jealous!! you want to be Jessica Alba, dont cha??!!??!! you wish were pretty and had an inch of talent BUT you DONT!! so accept it and move on!!! Damn it i really hate your ugly head and what is going on with that FUCKEN GAY HAIR COLOUR???
Jessica Alba is Mexican from both her parents heritage both parents are Mexican born in America her mother has Danish and French ancestry Dutch or whatever but that doesn't make Jessica Alba Danish/French/Dutch. ancestry does not mean anything it doesn't make you who you are. alot of Mexicans have European ancestry but what matters is what your parents are so she is full Mexican she is just pissed because she doesn't have light eyes and skin. Jessica has has an identity crisis she wants to be what she isn't.
OH PLEASE BOTH OF JESSICA'S PARENTS ARE BOTH FLUENT IN SPANISH WHO HAD TO LEARN ENGLISH IF THEY WANTED TO FIT IN WITH THE WHITE FOLKS AND NOW THEY SAY THEY FORGOT HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH YA RIGHT WHAT ASSES
Janet looks good, from this angle she's got that old Janet Jackson look…I like it! I love her no matter what though.
Jessica "Don´t call me latina" Alba APESTASSSSSSSSS NO ERES ACTRIZ!
Janet looks fucking great.
By the way, this board is full of homos who like one diva and bash the rest, so I can't take anything seriously.
Nickelodeon told Britney no lip syncing so she bailed at the last minute.
JESSICA ALBA = DESPERATE
…thats all
Jessica is American. Her mother is white. Go back to Cuba and your fat ass will be thrown in jail for being gay. If her baby is born with any deformities everyone will blame you for it. So sad you have to pick on a pregnant woman. Then again you hate women. I bet you're one of those fags who secretly hates your own mother.
pobre de ti jessica, si supieras que cada dia somos mas los latinos y cada dia se habla mas espanol en los estados unidos… los verdaderos "gringos" hasta quieren aprender espanol! pobre de ti..
Igual si escribieras en castellano sin faltas de ortografía lo entendería mejor…
i looooooovvvvvve britney!!!!!
Re: bathog – Janet is still Black but Michael is now white and LaToya is Grey
Yo go Perez! Tell that pendeja Jessica Alba off. She is an absolute idiota for uttering those words "Don't call me Latina" and we should boycott everything she does!!! Viva mi gente Latina!!!
Perez, your snide comments about Jessica Albs (such as including the phrase, "Don't Call Me Latina" in her name) point to what I suspect is YOUR self-hatred about being Cuban, otherwise why would you give a shit? We often get angry or offended when we something in someone that we despise about OURSELVES. If Alba doesn't want to be typecast as a Latina, that's her decision, and it has nothing to do with YOUR pride (or lack thereof) in being Latin.
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i agree wiv eva. apart from the i luv u part cos i don't. LEAVE JESSICA ALBA ALONE.
Re: Perez STFU! – her mother is not White you asswipe she is Mexican born in America supposely with European ancestry that does not mean she is White that just means she is not in America illegally
Why do you have it against Jessica Alba? Why the hate Perez "don't call me fat ass" Hilton?
Both you and Jessica Alba are Americans since you were both born here in the USA. You are not latinas no matter what how often you say you are. Perez - why not try to emphasize our similarities and not our differences? Welcome to the 21st century.
You should be very happy that Jessica Alba finally bowed to Hollyweird pressure and now claims that she is Latina. That's a shame. Diversity is divisive no matter what the left wing liberals tell you. This country becamed great because people came her to ASSIMILATE. We were all called AMERICANS.
These two slobs have children and should get married YESTERDAY. Why do they care more about gays than they do their own children? Very selfish, self centered people.