There Was No Britney, But….

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Britney Spears wasn't at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday, as had been rumored.

However, Janet was there….and she was looking lovely.

Miz Jackson even brought out her old All For You hair for the special occasion!

Janet presented the Favorite Movie Actress award to the very undeserving Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.

Felicidades, Yessica. Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Mar 29, 2008 at 5:39 pm / Email this  »

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    1. imdabaddest bitch says – reply to this


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      wazzzzzzzgooooooddddddd first? or 2nd?

    2. c-dawg says – reply to this


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      primero? me gusta espanol!

    3. imdabaddest bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: imdabaddest bitch – hahahha i was firsttttt fuk u allllllllllllll

    4. lj says – reply to this


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      eh?

    5. bitch says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    6. melodyjoy says – reply to this


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      first !!!!

    7. bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: imdabaddest bitch – shut up wack ass!!

    8. Mesic says – reply to this


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      Don't forget to mention, she presented with a yummy-looking Josh Peck, rocking some spiff suspenders! :3~

    9. LaLa says – reply to this


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      ………………

    10. Kate says – reply to this


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      Re: Mesic – haha he looked ugly in that shit. he should have wore something wayyy beter.

    11. $$$$ says – reply to this


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      HEY FUKZ

    12. kj says – reply to this


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      jajaja sabes q ella nunca va a entenderr

    13. Laura says – reply to this


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      bien gracioso que eres, Perez

    14. Lolita says – reply to this


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      first! or whatever.
      que bien!

    15. Puertorrican Chick!#19 says – reply to this


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      De verdad q si Perez!

    16. imdabaddest bitch says – reply to this


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      Re: bitch – SUK MA DIK HOW BOUT DAT 1

    17. eva says – reply to this


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      damn perez i luv u but leave jessica alone with that shit already. if she doesn't wanna be called latina so fuckin what. get over it.

    18. yuki says – reply to this


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      si las entiende, perez igual que la acomplejada de Eva Longoria

    19. torii says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

    20. chris says – reply to this


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      hahaha fucking perez… you know she never will!

    21. JESSICA ALBA IS A BAD ACTRESS says – reply to this


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      JESSICA ALBA DOES KNOW SPANISH SHE JUST PRETENDS NOT TO I GUESS SHE WILL SAY ANYTHING TO CONVINCE HERSELF THAT SHE IS CAUCASIAN NOT MEXICAN AND IF YOU ASK ME I'VE SEEN BETTER LOOKING MEXICANS THAN HER LIKE IN THE SPANISH SOAP OPERAS

    22. Rori says – reply to this


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      no creo que ella va entender esas palabras..que triste no..ay ay ay

    23. afdfsaf says – reply to this


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      fucking retards

    24. Green Bean says – reply to this


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      AWESOME site Perez!!! Loves it — Green Bean.

    25. RiversideMommie says – reply to this


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      interpretation please…..I feel left out of the joke

    26. loopylulu says – reply to this


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      oh me oh my
      sex queen on high
      love dat body
      wanna get naughty
      i need sum dat discipline jan jan
      damn damn

    27. me gusta un hombre con grandes cojoles says – reply to this


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      I GOTTA QUESTION : WHEN IS JESSICA DONT CALL ME LATINA ALBA IS GOING TO DIE ?????????

      I HATE HER SO MUSCH THAT I WANT TO KILL THE BITCH BY CUTING HER THROAT

    28. Sal says – reply to this


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      Re: RiversideMommie – congratulations jessica i hope one day you will be able to read this

      ALSO JANET LOOKS HOT

    29. nicole says – reply to this


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      Jessica is just another stupid dumb bitch who got herself knocked up. Damn idiot.

    30. meltz911 says – reply to this


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      She looks like the character from "ni hoa kai lan" , but black, ish.
      For those of you w/o kids, it's a show from Nickelodeon.

    31. Madge the Madonna says – reply to this


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      Her new CD bombed. And I do mean bombed. She's so fake. Haha.

    32. Jeff G says – reply to this


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      Kids choice awards?? Is that freak/weirdo like 50 yrs old??
      Am I the only one who thinks her music is garbage?? She gave Perez a photo op so he is nice to her.

    33. Andre Le Dale says – reply to this


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      I love you JJ.

    34. whateve says – reply to this


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      Does anyone realize that most children under 18, or anyone involved in/watching the Nickelodeon special do not even know who Janet Jackson is? She has not had a hit for their generation to even know! Really, do a poll. I'll bet 9/10 kids don't know who she is!! Except when she showed a boob for the Superbowl. And if you do know, do you care? People in their 20's and 30's and really even 40's don't care about Janet Jackson. Why does Perez care so much? Move on!!

    35. Rainbow Coalition says – reply to this


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      What color are are the Jacksons? White, gray, black? A self-made color from drugs? What an odd family and even odder skin colors.

    36. Christina C. says – reply to this


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      jajaja…ay Perez..usted sabe que ella nunca va a entender! That was too funny!

    37. fongie says – reply to this


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      Janet looks great for her age. Unbeweavable! Go girl!

    38. Susu says – reply to this


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      love the weave, if I were her I'd start worrieng about that hair line, nothing's hotter than a five head tranny! Wink wink:-)

    39. c a r i b e ñ a says – reply to this


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      perez, me encanta como te burlas de jessica….sigue asi que estamos contigo

    40. Paula says – reply to this


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      Chinga tu madre Jessica Alba

    41. jeamnein says – reply to this


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      too cute

    42. Olivia says – reply to this


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      omg did you hear miley cyrus sing? wow she sucks. yeah alot.

    43. latin pride says – reply to this


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      if latin pride is a big deal to you maricon, why do you use a fake ass name? hippocrit. mario, chupa mi verga, eres una puta grande.

    44. mareeuh says – reply to this


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      Re: Mesic

      he looked horrible what are you talking about!???!

      groce..

      drugs..

    45. ERIKA says – reply to this


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      Re: whateve – ….actually this year the kids got to vote for the celebs they wanted to see at the award show earlier this year…hence Janet's appearance…..and FYI if no one cared about her anymore her album "Discipline" would not have debuted at #1 on the charts…. and she wouldn't be the most searched person on the internet….get ur facts straight.

    46. ERIKA says – reply to this


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      she looked beautiful… glad to see she's feeling better and out and about again. i look forward to seeing more appearances from miss jackson…muuaaah!

    47. crod says – reply to this


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      Ur 2 funny Perez.
      Si entiende espanol pero se hace la q no.
      Es una verguenza para todos los Latinos la verdad.

    48. ERIKA says – reply to this


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      God….i wish people would stop being so damn negative and stop hatin on Janet. Whatever….she's hot. Congrats Jan on the debut at #1 charts.

    49. bathog says – reply to this


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      didnt janet jackson used to be black?

    50. mariposa says – reply to this


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      Hey remembered that she is shell shock by some people telling her she does not belong because she does not know Ingles. That is a good excuse , how long ago?? By now she should be able to tell you Perezcioso"Pintame de colores mi corazon que esta en blanco, llename de carino y traeme verde del campo

    51. leave her alone says – reply to this


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      Shut the fuck up Perez, Jessica Alba's grandfather was Mexican, not her! My grandmother was French so does this mean I have the right to say I'm French…even though I was born and raised in the USA…NO! Jessica says she is American and so do I!!!!!!!


      PS. My husband IS a hispanic man from South America and HE IS WHITE!!!!!! His grandfather is a REAL SPANISH PERSON, born in SPAIN who has blonde hair and blue eyes! 80% of his damn family have blonde hair and blue eyes. Then they come to America and people will make shitty remarks like "Your Hispanic?, You don't look like it?" WTF is that supposed to mean?!?! There are white, black, and even Asian "Hispanic" people.

    52. KeiraRobbedAGIAN! says – reply to this


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      your right jessicia wasn't the fav at all to win really that wass totally unfair and i still can't belivie Amy Adams wasn't noimated or enchanted that was kids movie and everyone love it better than jessica SHIT movie at lease keira and amy proud of the race
      AND JESSICIA IS FAKE NOT A TRUE HISPANIC AT ALL AND SHE CAN'T SPEAK SPAINISH SHE WOULDN'T DEAR TRY SHES OHLY HALF MEXICIAN AND A TINY BIT AT THAT I WOULDN'T COUNT HER AS ONE OF US AT ALL

    53. giselle says – reply to this


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      lmao good one perez… she'll never understand…

    54. NancI T says – reply to this


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      Well If janet has loads of $$ for Nips and tucks personal trainers, Foods cooked for her, and she was never pragos either. Gee , I think I would look great also… She is old news …

    55. who cares says – reply to this


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      who cares.

    56. KeiraRobbedAgian says – reply to this


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      Re: leave her alone – i do how ever TOTALLY AGREE with you. Hispanic people are serotyped a lot not every hispanic has dark skin penelope cruz doesn't i've seen people from mexico that has white skin and some with dark or black skin there just have mixed back round and it does matter there nothing from with bi-racial people and people shouldn't make them feel like there not PURE BLACK or TRUELY LATIN at all

    57. Madonna, self rightous bitch says – reply to this


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      Speak English people. English.
      \
      \
      First week US sales saw the album debut at #1 with 181,000 copies sold.[16] Second week US sales saw the album fall to #3 with 57,000[17] and third week U.S sales saw the album fall to #8 with sales of 38,000 copies.
      \
      \
      Not even 300,00 is 3 weeks. Help, Discipline has fallen and can't get up. Haha. You're a loser Janet. Just wait until my CD drops. Bye to you.

    58. Prez, Read This says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are so bad.
      Janet looks 18 and Alba is fabulous.
      Yay! Angelina and Brad are Married!
      4 kids and 2 on the way.
      That's how we do it in America.

    59. hmmmm says – reply to this


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      Shouldnt you have used the subjunctive?

    60. alicia says – reply to this


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      Get over yourself and leave Jessica Alba alone. She happens to be mult-racial. Her mother is white ,and her father is hispanic. I am multi-racial as well, but was not taught spanish by my father. So, because she happens to be a tad bit brown can she not acknowledge that she has a white mother, as well as a hispanic father? Does her mother just not exist? Anyone that knows anything is aware that magazines, AND GOSSIP WEBSITES, love to twist words, so unless we hear it from her mouth it isn't true. Besides, she has said that the reason "Mr. Hilton" has such issues with her is because she wouldn't let him take a picture of her, when they were at the same club, to post on his website. Perez, we could give you the same "Don't call me latino" nickname as well for not only adopting the skanky Hilton name (she's caucasian if you didn't already know, not cuban) but trying to be just like her.

    61. alicia says – reply to this


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      Get over yourself and leave Jessica Alba alone. She happens to be multi-racial. Her mother is white ,and her father is hispanic. I am multi-racial as well, but was not taught spanish by my father. So, because she happens to be a tad bit brown can she not acknowledge that she has a white mother, as well as a hispanic father? Does her mother just not exist? Anyone that knows anything is aware that magazines, AND GOSSIP WEBSITES, love to twist words, so unless we hear it from her mouth it isn't true. Besides, she has said that the reason "Mr. Hilton" has such issues with her is because she wouldn't let him take a picture of her, when they were at the same club, to post on his website. Perez, we could give you the same "Don't call me latino" nickname as well for not only adopting the skanky Hilton name (she's caucasian if you didn't already know, not cuban) but trying to be just like her.

    62. alicia says – reply to this


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      sorry for the double post- NOT

    63. krystel"lamexicana"gonzqlez says – reply to this


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      hEy i UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE C0MING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      HEY PEREZ I NEED YOUR HELP IN UNMASKING MY GAY BABY DADDY…..NO REALLY I GET IT ……..I CAN AND DO EXCEPT IT AND AS LONG AS U CAN HELP HIM I WILL BE ABLE PEREZ PLEASE REALLY HIT ME UP MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME HELP HIM THAT WILL HELP HER ( OUR DAUGHTER) AND ALL WILL BE BE "HER" ERO YOU GAVE HER, HER DADDY…. PEREZ HIT ME UP YOU KNOW MY EMAIL………PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    64. GETTING SKINNY FOR PEREZ HILTON says – reply to this


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      I LOVE LOVE LOVE JANET!

      AND I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!

      HOLLAH!

    65. lala says – reply to this


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      wow the kcas were so lame

    66. AZ says – reply to this


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      Jajaj come crees que lo va a entender que no ves que ella es "blanca"

    67. Deport Perez says – reply to this


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      Jessica Alba is an American. Get over it Fat Boy.

    68. LM says – reply to this


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      This is the worst awards show on the planet. and Jack Black is so fucking obnoxious. and as always, Jessica wins. this shit is soooo damn predictable.

    69. Christine says – reply to this


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    70. jajaaaa says – reply to this


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      ay perezito esa "guero" cola mexicana nunca va a entender esas palabras , ni estas. esos niños que votaron por ella no saben lo que es talento.
      en los ojos de esos niños creen que miley cyrus es la mejor cantante. escojieron ella enves de talento como mariah carey , y alicia keys. enserio???

      no necesito decir nada mas. eso es demasiado evidencia para entender lo talentosa que es esa puta. tiene el mismo talento que miley cyrus :|

    71. areli says – reply to this


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      janet is beauitul as always! LOVE HER

    72. stopbeingadouche says – reply to this


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      perez u probably don't even read this shiz 'cos i'm sure that u think ur too too good for it…….anyways its about time u got over being a bitter biatch about Jessica Alba, leave the poor girl alone - having said that , she probably doesn't give a f*ck about Perez, she's actually a real STAR unlike PH
      hafnha hafnha hafnha

    73. James says – reply to this


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      Janet is hot and so is her new album!

    74. ... says – reply to this


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      …..how tired am I of jessica alba. 1) she's a bad actress 2) she's an arrogant snob 3) ….I just don't like her

    75. SARA says – reply to this


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      Hello GEN!! What's up- why is she at that show…does any one that youngins know who she is?? Anyways, hahhaa Say Hiiiii to Jason for me too!!!

    76. Woah says – reply to this


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      You have the worst taste.

      Janet Jackson is an ugly tranny. And her music sucks hardcore.

    77. I AGREE says – reply to this


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      Re: …

      Yea she totally is!!! You guys should youtube Alba when got Punk'd- she went to a clothing shop to get free clothes and she totally acted like a bitch at the store and it's all camera…

    78. jessica alba says – reply to this


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      "Felicidades, Yessica. Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras!"

      translation please?!

      :D

      lol

    79. sam says – reply to this


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      Perez!!!!!! whats wrong with you, bloody queen!! you are sooooooooo jealous!! you want to be Jessica Alba, dont cha??!!??!! you wish were pretty and had an inch of talent BUT you DONT!! so accept it and move on!!! Damn it i really hate your ugly head and what is going on with that FUCKEN GAY HAIR COLOUR???

    80. i hate loser jessica alba says – reply to this


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      Jessica Alba is Mexican from both her parents heritage both parents are Mexican born in America her mother has Danish and French ancestry Dutch or whatever but that doesn't make Jessica Alba Danish/French/Dutch. ancestry does not mean anything it doesn't make you who you are. alot of Mexicans have European ancestry but what matters is what your parents are so she is full Mexican she is just pissed because she doesn't have light eyes and skin. Jessica has has an identity crisis she wants to be what she isn't.

    81. jessica don't call me latina even tho im mexican says – reply to this


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      OH PLEASE BOTH OF JESSICA'S PARENTS ARE BOTH FLUENT IN SPANISH WHO HAD TO LEARN ENGLISH IF THEY WANTED TO FIT IN WITH THE WHITE FOLKS AND NOW THEY SAY THEY FORGOT HOW TO SPEAK SPANISH YA RIGHT WHAT ASSES

    82. ChristopherM. says – reply to this


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      Janet looks good, from this angle she's got that old Janet Jackson look…I like it! I love her no matter what though.

    83. Dar says – reply to this


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      Jessica "Don´t call me latina" Alba APESTASSSSSSSSS NO ERES ACTRIZ!

    84. Madge says – reply to this


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      Janet looks fucking great.

      By the way, this board is full of homos who like one diva and bash the rest, so I can't take anything seriously.

    85. Cece says – reply to this


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      Nickelodeon told Britney no lip syncing so she bailed at the last minute.

    86. kar says – reply to this


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      JESSICA ALBA = DESPERATE

      …thats all

    87. Perez STFU! says – reply to this


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      Jessica is American. Her mother is white. Go back to Cuba and your fat ass will be thrown in jail for being gay. If her baby is born with any deformities everyone will blame you for it. So sad you have to pick on a pregnant woman. Then again you hate women. I bet you're one of those fags who secretly hates your own mother.

    88. clau says – reply to this


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      pobre de ti jessica, si supieras que cada dia somos mas los latinos y cada dia se habla mas espanol en los estados unidos… los verdaderos "gringos" hasta quieren aprender espanol! pobre de ti..

    89. Alex says – reply to this


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      Igual si escribieras en castellano sin faltas de ortografía lo entendería mejor…

    90. brae says – reply to this


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      i looooooovvvvvve britney!!!!!

    91. TrickSlut says – reply to this


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      Re: bathog – Janet is still Black but Michael is now white and LaToya is Grey

    92. Ro says – reply to this


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      Yo go Perez! Tell that pendeja Jessica Alba off. She is an absolute idiota for uttering those words "Don't call me Latina" and we should boycott everything she does!!! Viva mi gente Latina!!!

    93. PDS says – reply to this


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      Perez, your snide comments about Jessica Albs (such as including the phrase, "Don't Call Me Latina" in her name) point to what I suspect is YOUR self-hatred about being Cuban, otherwise why would you give a shit? We often get angry or offended when we something in someone that we despise about OURSELVES. If Alba doesn't want to be typecast as a Latina, that's her decision, and it has nothing to do with YOUR pride (or lack thereof) in being Latin.

    94. just a little educational announcement says – reply to this


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      By now it is clear that the U.S. invasion of Iraq was a terrible mistake. Nearly, 4,000 U.S. troops have been killed, and more than 58,000 have been wounded, injured, or fallen seriously ill. A further 7,300 troops have been wounded or injured or fallen seriously ill in Afghanistan. One hundred thousand U.S. soldiers have returned from the war suffering serious mental health disorders, a significant fraction of which will be chronic afflictions. Miserable though Saddam Hussein's regime was, life is actually worse for the Iraqi people now. The country's roads, schools, hospitals, homes and museums have been destroyed and its citizens have less access to electricity and water than before the war. Sectarian violence is rife. Iraq's chaos has made the country a magnet for terrorists of all stripes. The notion that invading Iraq would bring democracy and catalyze change in the Middle East now seems like a fantasy. When the full price of the war has been paid, trillions of dollars will have been added to our national debt. Invading Iraq has also driven up oil prices. In these and other ways, the war has weakened our economy. –The Trillion Dollar War, By Joseph E. Stiglitz (winner of Nobel Prize in Economics) and Linda J. Bilmes (READ IT!)

    95. gehde says – reply to this


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      i agree wiv eva. apart from the i luv u part cos i don't. LEAVE JESSICA ALBA ALONE.

    96. Janet looks great says – reply to this


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      Re: Perez STFU! – her mother is not White you asswipe she is Mexican born in America supposely with European ancestry that does not mean she is White that just means she is not in America illegally

    97. Fat America says – reply to this


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      Why do you have it against Jessica Alba? Why the hate Perez "don't call me fat ass" Hilton?

    98. Marky says – reply to this


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      Both you and Jessica Alba are Americans since you were both born here in the USA. You are not latinas no matter what how often you say you are. Perez - why not try to emphasize our similarities and not our differences? Welcome to the 21st century.

    99. red says – reply to this


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      You should be very happy that Jessica Alba finally bowed to Hollyweird pressure and now claims that she is Latina. That's a shame. Diversity is divisive no matter what the left wing liberals tell you. This country becamed great because people came her to ASSIMILATE. We were all called AMERICANS.

    100. red says – reply to this


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      These two slobs have children and should get married YESTERDAY. Why do they care more about gays than they do their own children? Very selfish, self centered people.

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