There Was No Britney, But….

Filed under: Janet Jackson

Britney Spears wasn't at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday, as had been rumored.

However, Janet was there….and she was looking lovely.

Miz Jackson even brought out her old All For You hair for the special occasion!

Janet presented the Favorite Movie Actress award to the very undeserving Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba.

Felicidades, Yessica. Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Mar 29, 2008 at 5:39 pm / Email this »

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153 comments to “There Was No Britney, But….”

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Dawo says – reply to this

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Wow Yes Paris u r right,she looks amazing:) I love the all for u look:)

I Love u Perez:)
catnamedcat says – reply to this

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Can someone translate pleeease?
stellame says – reply to this

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translation: Congratulations, Jessica. Maybe some day you can understand these words!
Perez Hyatt says – reply to this

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Yay Miss Janet! The mature, Katherine Hepburn look works for you! Not that shiteous S&M garbage.
gO says – reply to this

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Oh shit, it's Tay Zonday
Shut the fuck up says – reply to this

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Re: whateve –

Shut the fuck up, Bitch! Janet has a huge fan base. Fuck off!
Go girl! says – reply to this

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Re: ERIKA –

Glad you put it out there, Erika! People have hated on Janet for decades and she still came out swinging! Fuck what people say about her record sales, fuck all the haters, fuck all you bitches who still want to fucking bring up The Superbowl, fuck you looney ass Madonna fans who always try to talk shit about Janet and any other female artist. Janet kicks ass! Rock on Girl!
Greg House says – reply to this

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If you haven't realized by now, Perez isn't the brightest guy in the world.
sweety says – reply to this

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katie what shrit any way she didnt look bad
DamitaJo says – reply to this

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Janet looks beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulu says – reply to this

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Janet is great! she looks pretty
hahah
perez yo creo si las entiende… ella se hace lo q no
al diablo con ella!
Aline says – reply to this

112

WOW that made me laugh and of course your right Perezito maybe one day
W says – reply to this

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She looks great!
LORI says – reply to this

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Yolu are so right Perez, Jessica (don't call me latina) Alba is a stupid Whore and she looks ugly pregnant all fat and disgusting. Jessica did a movie in New Mexico and complained that there was nothing good to eat and she only ate at Chili's and Aplebees. New Mexico is known for it's green chile and any TRUE hispanic/Latina would know the food is awesome so that just proves that she is small minded and ashamed of her heritage. I wish she would stop giving us a bad wrap, I HATE her ugly alien looking wannabe white ass.
serge says – reply to this

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she looks hot…or maybe its photoshop

http://funnyjokes.flamestorm.com/
aj says – reply to this

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why does everyone hate on janet jackson so much? she has done nothing to anyone, but share her talents and use her celebrity to contribute to humanitarian efforts, such as aids and education… there's no age cut off to be at the kids choice awards. i'm sure she wasn't the only celebrity there in her 40's. no one would say anything if madonna was there!

Stop hating on Jessica Alba too. People need to stay off the internet obsessing over celebrities they'll never be able to speak their mind to and get a job or do ur homework, shit!

It doesn't make since to hate on people who are successful and spreading a positive influence to our culture. I'm just saying…
Hector says – reply to this

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estas bien pendejo, she was brought up that way, como le puedes echar la culpa apor como es? estupisa ignorante. no mas to imparta tu y tratando de ser famoso, cais gordo. But i still love your site haha
gigi says – reply to this

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LOL That's too funny Perez! I'm an Anglo mut who payed attention in Spanish class…well enough to know what you wrote;) Perhaps Jessica should brush up and take lessons. Then she should get some pride toward her own ethnicity and not be so ignorant…IMO.
aj says – reply to this

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Re: whateve –

Actually!! The kids this generation do know who Janet Jackson is. How could they not? She got the Nickelodeon wannabe award (same one cameron diaz received last night) just 6 years ago, which really wasn't that long ago.

And get over the super bowl thing. She didn't pull off the cover herself, someone did happen to be standing right next to her and pulled it off himself, but u failed to mention that.
Marinella says – reply to this

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es una estupida la Jessica que va a entender ningun mensaje solo entiende English
jeffthompson says – reply to this

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Perhaps some day you could learn to use accents and tildes Perez.
poor perez just a jealous bitch says – reply to this

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Poor perez, got his gay panties in a bunch. You may not like her but some do.
KKK_LIFE says – reply to this

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#121 Marinella is a big fat, greasy short squat adobe shaped filthy ugly wetback skank with 50 million kids by 50 million wetback gangbanging dirty brown drug dealing wetback ape men!!! Go back to mexico you filthy whore but clean my toilet first with your filthy wetback breeder tongue you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
leave the EMO KIDS alone! says – reply to this

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stupid wetback trash!
you are so uneducated perez says – reply to this

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shut up perez, she is not spanish she is mexican decendent wich is not the same!!mexians natives are the real americans LEAVE ALBA ALONE IDIOT.
V says – reply to this

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Quizas algun dia, pero no lo creo porque esta bien pendeja …. Te amo Perez! Eres cabron(a)!!
cici says – reply to this

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haha. nice comment perez at the end.
ella nunca va a entender eso!!!!
Kandy says – reply to this

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Yeah, Jessica totally ignored Josh Peck when she went up for her blimp, too. Josh is looking good……actually better than Drake….
sardiamo says – reply to this

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Re: whateve – "Be bad"??? Do you listen to the radio by any chance. I guess not.
sarawr says – reply to this

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jejejeje. perezito, te amo.
Ally says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba is just as much white as she is hispanic, so where is the problem here? She is American…most of us have mixed heritages….She shouldn't be expected to speak spanish as an American…She isn't even 100% latina, so just shut up you fat perez, you have no idea what you are talking about, and you only speak baby spanish!
Daniel says – reply to this

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Hahahahahaha. Perez, you are one funny guy!! Quizas algun dia podras entender estas palabras. LOL!!! So very true and so ingenious!!
Grammarboy says – reply to this

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Yo perez, what u wrote is wrong biatch, it would be …algun dia PUEDAS… not podrás.
RACIST FUCKERS says – reply to this

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she is mestza american NOT SPANISH idiots leave her alone!!
cass says – reply to this

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JESSICA ALBA CANNOT ACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKS AT ACTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's beautiful but thats it. I suppose she could be smart too.
But acting? NO. The only reason she won is because lil 10 yr olds voted for her, Spidey's chick should of won. GO KD!!!!!!!
or Drew cause drew's a great actress.
cass says – reply to this

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P.S…
In my opinion…i thought Janet's hair looked like a hot mess.
loved her clothes tho.
cass says – reply to this

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Janet's hair = hotmess.
alex♥ says – reply to this

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poor jessica!!

poder latino!!!!

desde arg!
we love perez
aj says – reply to this

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Re: Madonna, self rightous bitch –

It's not JUST Janet whose album sales are low. Every release so far this year in 2008 has sold around only less than 200,000 to debut at #1. So far this year only Jack Johnson & Danity Kane have sold more than 200,000 copies in the first week to debut at #1. So STOP hatin' on janet. It's not just her album, it's the whole music industry who is suffering. DAMN ya'll!!!
dANi LUbbZ PErEZ says – reply to this

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ESA PUTA! DiABLO!.i BET SHES GNA MARRY CASH AND CHANGE HER LAST NAME TO HIS.QUE PENA!.i HOPE YOU END UP iN Mi COLOMBiA AND SAi U AiNT LATiNA.PERRA!.i SHOULD SLAP YOUR ASS.HOPE YOUR BABi LOOKS REALLLLLY HISPANIC.DUMBASS.!!!
Davis.CA gay guy says – reply to this

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ha ha ha ha ha, look Perez, I added the "accentos" just in case it helps her understand the words better…Felicidades, Yesica. ¡Quizás algún día podrás entender estas palabras!

By the way, do you remember when JLO fucked up with her “Spanish” on American Idol last year? Ryan C. was announcing a commercial break and said his last words in Spanish. After he was done with his well spoken and correct sentence, he looked at JLO and asked if he had said it correctly… Well, Miss JLO corrected the “homo in denial” and totally Fucked It Up. I mean, JLO is cool, but she should know where to draw the line on her unskilled zone/proud Latina but can’t speak (Spanish) for shit.
Have a good one you Hot and Hung Cuban.
piñata says – reply to this

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hahaha i don't think she ever will! Or maybe she does but SHE'LL NEVER ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!
Centinela says – reply to this

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She's so annoying!! She's like a really bad rash you can't get rid of!! Eres P3nd3j@ Yesica, entiendes eso???? : -/
QbnPrincess says – reply to this

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Estas de madre, Perezito… te quedo buenisima… Que se JODA PA'L CARAJO!
eyrial says – reply to this

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Muy comico, Perez. Ella nunca va a querer entenderlas. Solo quiere aparecer como latina cuando puede ganar dinero. Que pendeja es Jessica.
kim says – reply to this

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What I find hilarious is that she is apparently doing major damage control about her "dont call me latina" status. I read a recent issue of LATINA magazine with her on the cover. She is claiming in the interview that she LOVES her heritage and she "wished her father talked to her in Spanish…and yada yada yada. Bitch please, nunca vas a saber el idioma!
Nick says – reply to this

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JANET IS FIERCE —- GO GET DISCIPLINE album in stores — NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kirksterw75 says – reply to this

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Does she age?! Janet looks amazing in this pic!
Lauren! says – reply to this

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we all would have perferd brittany
aj says – reply to this

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Re: Lauren! –

Why, so she can just flash all of the kids her coochie at the podium??! Janet has class. Yea, she should be there way more than Britney, a much better role model to young children than Britney right now.

FIRST! (for whatever reason people leaves comments just saying that, lol)
Perez's Bitch says – reply to this

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Holy shit that weave is wack!!!
niza says – reply to this

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no creo que entienda !!!
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