Retracting Their Story
Further hurting their already shoddy credibility, Star magazine erroneously reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married this past weekend in New Orleans.
Never happened. They weren't even there!
Now, shoving their baby cock between their legs, Star is retracting their story and making up new lies along the way, like claiming that Brange DID have plans to marry in New Orleans this weekend.
The magazine just posted the following statement on their website.
Says Star:
"Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. "There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned," one source told Star. "Brad and Angelina's was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn't good, so we were indoors."
After further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story. Brad and Angelina's reps have not commented."
WTF????
You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.
Star magazine sucks donkey balls….but we all already knew that!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
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Oh, like Castro's death? Should have gotten your facts straight on that one Perez.
Who cares!!!!
Star magazine is shit, everyone should know that.
wtf??
who gives a fuck about homewrecker Jolie and man-whore Pitt?????
Those two suck
1st
ijott
wat idiots
they suck..
like that story you reported on about castros death? yeah never happened either…
"You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right."
JUST LIKE FIDEL CASTRO'S "DEATH", RIGHT, PEREZ??
First!
CASTRO???? PEREZ!!
Big Surprise!!! Like STAR Magazine would have the inside scoop!
They'll never get married… it's ok they are still cool people.
who really cares about these 2 anymore.
This is almost as bad as reporting Castros death multiple times without ANY knowledge what so ever!
damn star magazine!
HILLARY IS OUR ONLY HOPE!
THESE TWO WITH THEIR , WOULD DO ANY THING FOR PUBLICITY, THAT SO PETHATIC.
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What's even worse you DOUCHE is that you copy THEIR story & then report it also! Why didn't YOU wait to see if it was true? THEIF!!!!!!
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uhh you post speculated stories ALL the time.
ALL THE TIME
im not saying dont do what you do, hey i like reading it, but dont act youre on a high horse here buddy.l
THESE TWO WITH THEIR REP, WOULD DO ANY THING FOR PUBLICITY, THAT SO PETHATIC.
THESE TWO WITH THEIR REP. WOULD DO ANY THING FOR PUBLICITY, THAT IS SO PATHETIC. PATHETIC.
Aaaahhh who cares!?!
I swear, people pay more attention to Brad and Angelina's relationship than their own.
Come on Perez you never get the facts straight either but you report it before making sure! The whole Heath Ledger $20 bill thing for one. You said DRUGS!!DRUGS found on it, then retracted your statement!! Dumd-ass!!
You do that type of thing yourself you tit. You even posted "just married!!!" on your site yesterday.
Lame excuse!! Messed up on their part…
What a fucking hypocrite you are, Perez. YOU talk about checking facts before posting?! What about your great "Fidel is dead" story?
Like you are credible Perez…remember Fidel Castro's death that YOU reported. What a hypocrite!
Don't throw stones, if you live in a glass house!
Advice about checking your stories and sources from the fatty who told us Fidel Castro was death??!!
How IS Fidel these days, journalism major that you are? what a moron
Seriously, Perez. How often do you get your facts straight before you post? Be real. Star is trying to turn a buck, just like you.
donkey balls? Really perez….you can do better than that…
Who gives a shit if their married or not? If you had asked me if they were or not I wouldn't have known, so "news" that they GOT married is so what. They're obviously commited to eachother and in love, having babies all over the place, and if they wanna do that with out the paper that says they are eachother's legal counterparts, well, they're among the elite few in society who can without the blurry lines of definition that normal people have to contend with. It aint like Angie's dentist is gonna be hittin on her or the starlet in Brads next flick will think she's got a chance.they present a very united front. Whether its true or not remains to be seen. Stay tuned. For Jen,s sake, I kinda hope they do disintigrate. We shall see.
your also to blame MARIO. your the one who ran the story as well…no other press made mention of it. you have also been accumulating the inaccuracies. you just scream insecurity and the fact that you keep blaming STAR and keep posting about it makes you seem even more at fault as well.
Lol! How embarassing for them! Completely pathetic how badly they need a good story….
perez giving journalistic advice! what a joke!
says the guy who reported castro dead in error
Hello..Pot meet kettle…
Castor's Dead, huh?!?!?
Two words, Perez: Fidel Castro.
WTF????
You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.
Yes exactly like when somebody reported Fidel Castro's death and never retracted?
FIDEL CASTRO.
By now it is clear that the U.S. invasion of Iraq was a terrible mistake. Nearly, 4,000 U.S. troops have been killed, and more than 58,000 have been wounded, injured, or fallen seriously ill. A further 7,300 troops have been wounded or injured or fallen seriously ill in Afghanistan. One hundred thousand U.S. soldiers have returned from the war suffering serious mental health disorders, a significant fraction of which will be chronic afflictions. Miserable though Saddam Hussein's regime was, life is actually worse for the Iraqi people now. The country's roads, schools, hospitals, homes and museums have been destroyed and its citizens have less access to electricity and water than before the war. Sectarian violence is rife. Iraq's chaos has made the country a magnet for terrorists of all stripes. The notion that invading Iraq would bring democracy and catalyze change in the Middle East now seems like a fantasy. When the full price of the war has been paid, trillions of dollars will have been added to our national debt. Invading Iraq has also driven up oil prices. In these and other ways, the war has weakened our economy. –The Trillion Dollar War, By Joseph E. Stiglitz (winner of Nobel Prize in Economics) and Linda J. Bilmes (READ IT!)
I CANT STOP STARING AT HER BOOBS!
Who gives a damn about them???
If EVERYONE includin Perez seems to know Star Mag is shit….Why would he post their bogus story on his site!!!!
hypocrite!
what about the death of Castro Perez??? You certainly investigated that 100% before you wrote the exclusive story.
Well Perez ummm your not exactly Mr tell the truth either…HOW ABOUT THE CASTRO'S DEAD POST..and you yet have to say YOU WAS WRONG..So really arent you like the last person to throw stone being that you live in a glass house..?? something to think about..
Your whole blog is based on speculation, outright lies, and plagarism. Why are you so outraged and playing like you're the wounded party? You're such a fucking hypocrite, I wonder sometimes why I bother reading this shit!
BRANGELINA ARE MEDIA WHORES.
STOP POSTING ABOUT THESE CUNTS, WE WANT MORE MADONNA AND LESS HOLIE AND STUPITT.
Re: WHY IS OBAMA STILL IN THE RACE? – Because UNLIKE HILLARY HE HAS THE LEAD MORON. the BETTER QUESTION..IS WHY IS THAT DUMB BITCH HILLARY STILL IN THE RACE..SHE HAS ABOUT AS GOOD A CHANCE OF BEING OUR NEXT PRESIDENT AS I DO..
Who buys star anyway?
Can anyone say 'Castro'?
Star does suck. Who buys that crappy mag anyway.
Wow, how awful for them to have people think they got married! What an outrage! Who gets married anymore before having children? That just wouldn't make sense.
Your fault Perez!….you should have done YOUR research first. She stole her man anyway!!!!
Who gives a crap. To be honest with you, Brad and Angelina, Posh and David, Tom and Katie are the most overrated celebrities on the planet. The six of them need to give it a rest already. Nothing but a bunch of attention whores.
Who cares if they got married? Who cares if they adopt one hundred babies from underdeveloped countries? Maybe they should try adopting some of the unfortunate children here, because there are plenty right here in this country that would love to be adopted.
Maybe you should of thoroughly investigated it before you posted it. Lord knows if it really did happen you would of said, "Like WE said last week…blah blah."
You're one to talk. It wasn't enough with the Fidel Castro bullshit story; Sally Kern's son isn't even gay.
Times Square Gossip did report it first.
You're right and they didn't even need Ashton to punk these idiots at the Star, which is also the same company as the Globe and the Inquirer. Too funny! Love you Perez…
Perez got fired from Star magazine.
You use the Star as a source at times. And you know it is not right over 70 % of the time. You are not one to talk about checking stories 100% at all. I can't even come up with how many times you got it wrong. You know the old adage-people in glass houses………. Your comment is going to bite you for a long time.
It was another PR stunt created by the Brangelina.
Angelina has a new movie to promote and they need a new way to generate an interest.
They are the ones who created the disinformation.
regardless of STAR reporting, these two should get some award for the biggest hollywood fucktards…her for this orphan craziness and him for going along with it…jolie is a rebel WITHOUT a cause.
Brad is such a small man I don't think he can get Ange to the alter.
who gives a shit? all these tabloid magazines sell half truths all the time. And gossip websites eat it up too ! They're just as bad. Star just happens to suck more than the rest. You know Angie will make sure there is a payday for the wedding photo's and that People mag will be all over it ! When it happens the world will know about it.
just look at the picture.
they really think they got the world by the short and curlies
they think they are a sure thing, when it comes to power and what people will pay to see them or hear what they are doing.
they are probably sitting on a beach sipping martinis watching this whole story unfold, laughing.
ignore these two fuckers.
no-one really cares, it is just the self-absorpion of them, that is a show-stopper. how dare they, unfucking-believeable!
Just like your info on Fidel Castro was 100%.
Hypocrite….
talk about the tea kettle calling the pot black! yeah, perez — and YOU are sherlock holmes.
it's like when you call celebrities fat or ugly — you're treading on thin ice…take a look in the mirror dude!
Oh ya-what about Castro's death and that $20 bill of Heath Ledgers that supposadely had cocaine on it. Did you comment about that when you fucked up fat ass??
"You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right."
From the gossip columnist who claimed Fidel was dead months ago.
LMAO
I knew that was untrue 3=
Oh - really. Who freakin' cares about them? I don't care if Brad wants to hold Angelina's orphans or if they get married. She's a freak and his freak factor has dramatically increased since he hooked up with this obsessive man-eater. Why don't they go live in Africa and leave us alone.
Maybe YOU should have got the story straight before you jumped on the bandwagon too Perez, you piece of shit rumor monger.
HA HA HA HA#1
YOU READ MY MIND!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
FUGLY PEREZ, WTF????
You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.
PEREZ sucks donkey balls….but we all already knew that!
They both spred rumers about themselves, because the only "career" they have is in the tabloids.
She can't act, and ever since he got together with her, his acting has deteriorated to her level.
No body want to watch their movies so they desperately look for PR moves.
YOU reported on it, YOU believed them, YOU couldn't wait to write MARRIED!! on YOUR page. So the real question is, why do you trust Star so much?
FUGLY PEREZ, WTF????
EXCLUSIVE REPORT: FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD
PEREZHILTON.COM FIRST TO REPORT Y'ALL!
You should have investigated the story fully and thoroughly until you were sure you had it 100% right.
PEREZ sucks donkey balls….but we all already knew that!
This comes from the ass-hat that called Lindsay Lohan's mother a toothless cock-sucker and thought Canyon County was in Ohio. Uh huh. Right.
who honestly fucking cares!!! this is nothing new…calm down
COME ON!!! I dont even look at Star Mag anymore because it's not entertaining when you know ALL they write are lies. So I knew right when you put where the story came from that it was n o t true.
Dont even bother putting any of their stories here. K Perez, love you anyways. lol
Perez,
If Star magazine is "shoddy" publication, then why did you post the story regarding Justin Chambers and his alleged actions at the bar in Southern California where he supposedly hit on a waitress?
Maybe before you start posting things from Star magazine on your website, maybe you should get your facts "in check."
I adore your blog, celebrity and citizen journalism, but if you are going to say something, don't contradict yourself.
What a deal — the comments here are OVERWHELMINGLY against these two saints!! Are we finally seeing through all their holier-than-thouness??? Well go figure. Sounds like lots of people are fed up with all their publicity whoring lies. Congratulations, world — you've discovered that shallowness isn't only skin deep!!
Enough already with the gratuitous slathering, Perez. Get real. The world is sick of them. Whether they're married or not, they're no better than the trailer-dwellers who continue to breed without benefit of a stable home. They just have nicer trailers.
SPEAKING OF CHECKING YOUR FACTS…. PEREZ YOU ARE A MILLION TIMES GUILTY OF NOT CHECKIMG YOUR FACTS. CASTRO IS STILL ALIVE, SOMEBODY FROM ANOTHER BOARD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU , FOR THEY SEND YOU A FAKE SCOOP ABOUT JENNIFER ANISTON AND YOU REPORTED IT,…MORON
damn i love these two, & i hope they dont get married.
& whoever believes a word star magazine says is retarded
is it just me or is her nipple showing on the left side out the top of her dress???
Perez do you even have your own sources anymore?? You haven't broken or leaked any good gossip in months. What's the point in reading? You plagarize Michael K's style….but he's intelligent and hilarious. You don't have an original bone in your body and this site is terrible now.
Re: just a little educational announcement – War is Kewl! Eat shit and die, take your announcement and suck it!
They were in NOLA at world's healthiest pizza yesterday. They weren't in wedding attire though.
Awww, they can't get married; not until everyone who wants to can. Isn't that what they said? If they got married, that would make they hypocritical. And we all know that they are not hypocrites. * rolls eyes*
I seriously hope they stand by their words.
SO OVER THESE TWO! WHEN OH WHEN IS THE EARTH GOING TO OPEN UP A SWALLOW THEM WHOLE? THEY ARE THE TWO MOST OVERRATED ASSHOLES IN HOLLYWOOD AND THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE ART OF FILM ARE MINIMAL AND FORGETABLE. PLEASE PEREZ-ENOUGH WITH THESE CLOWN ASSES!
You're really one to talk, Perez. What about you reporting Castro was dead? Yeah, I'd have to say you're among the ranks of Star Magazine. It takes one to know one. Be proud, Perez. Douche.
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF JOLIE, MOVIE THEATER FOREHEAD, AND PITT GET MARRIED. SHE IS STILL A NUT. POOR PITT IS WAY OVER HIS HEAD WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION.
I don't even have to write it, but I just can't help myself. Do you write your own shit??? If so, you're a real brainiac! Didn't you just report the same f'n thing??
look whos talking fat boy.
Perez, you're hardly one to be chastising ANYONE for inaccuracy.
His hair keeps advancing across his brow, and hers keeps retreating. She strives to be Audrey Hepburn. He strives to be Robert Redford. Neither of whom will ever succeed. What a mystery, these waxen martyrs.
What the fuck Perez? You REPEATEDLY quote shit that they say. PLUS, you get your info from the NATIONAL ENQUIRER of all fucking sources and NOW you're talking shit? Don't blame them ’cause you're gullible and can't get reliable sources on your own.
A good point well made Perez. So from now on I take that you'll source every story you PLAGIARIZE (no other word for what you do) from other media and check their facts independently to ensure their so-called "sources" are correct. Good luck finding time to party petal.