Feast On This

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CLICK HERE to read the full Madonna article from the new issue of Vanity Fair.

Long live The Queen!

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 9:20 am / Email this »

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sup says – reply to this

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sup 1st.
ja says – reply to this

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fierce!
J says – reply to this

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first
Poopsie says – reply to this

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4th!!!
john says – reply to this

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let's see mooriah do that lol I guess she could if you wag a burger in front of her
Mesha says – reply to this

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These pictures are so beautiful. The second one is a little Olseny (skinny/frail/impish) but still lovely. What strikes me about these images is the way they look so futuristic, and antique at the same time, as if you were looking back on the future!
Ni says – reply to this

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Great Pictures! She looks amazing!
uuuu says – reply to this

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wow.
SH3RRY says – reply to this

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she's gorgeous, no one can be compared to MADONNA she's the FUCKING QUEEN BITCHES.
smorf says – reply to this

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somebody photoshopped grandma good
Ian says – reply to this

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Wow, She looks great! Her body looks so much more femine now.
Cheap says – reply to this

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Sex sells,we all know that.Thank god for photoshop!!!
M says – reply to this

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FUG FUG FUG FUG
Luck12 says – reply to this

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She looks stunning
sunnydalehigh says – reply to this

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fifty is the new forty, bitches
Aurelia says – reply to this

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I MUST be the only person on the planet who looks at these photo's and find it's just BLAH.Bland. BORING. Trite. Perdicatable. Old.
jason says – reply to this

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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
WealthyLoves.c o m. it is a site for men to date sexy women.. spoil and support
them. what a f* slur..
TANNER says – reply to this

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WOW…PHOTOSHOP MAKES HER LOOK 30 AGAIN!!!
smelly says – reply to this

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I'm so tired of her. Her "reinventions" are b.s. and her concern for Malawai is a joke. It's all about spreading Kabbalah. This "reformed whore" is the worst.
Dawo says – reply to this

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OMG Beautiful:)
Keith Olbermann sucks! says – reply to this

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NBC!! FIRE KEITH OLBERMANN!! HE MISLEADS AMERICANS!!!! BOYCOTT HIS SHOW ON MSNBC!!!!
{if itz not hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this

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{{{zzzzz ok, zhe lookz good 4 100 yrz. old zzzzzzz}}}}

zzzzzz but y muzt zhe act like a 15 yr. old zex kitten zzzzzzzzz

[[[ zhe haz kidz 4 GODZ zake…do dat zhit 4 her old man ]]]
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bitchez…I want my hillary♥♥]]]
me says – reply to this

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uh perez, your obsession with madonna is a bit creepy, even for a flamer like yourself.
Eric says – reply to this

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Fierce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim says – reply to this

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Old hag trying to look young and youth full! Photo shop does wonders don't it! The bitch is what 50 now…. please close your fucking legs!!
francesco says – reply to this

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OH SHE'S FUCKING AWESOME!!! SHE'S STILL THE QUEEN!

let see Boraiah how could do that! Poor Fat Bitch mariah!
Jenny says – reply to this

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Enough with the Madonna crap, Perez. The more you try to cram her down our throats, the more and more I'm disliking her. Grandma in underwear is NOT sexy, unless you're otherwise 'into' that….and that's a whole different ballgame.
K. says – reply to this

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BELLISIMA!!!

GORGEOUS!!!

THE QUEEN!
ed says – reply to this

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M. looks great, perfection!
NBC/fox/makes me sick..so unfair says – reply to this

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Re: Keith Olbermann sucks! –
Too bad they don't act like real news programs should.
ZZZzzz... says – reply to this

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This is not exciting- she is way too old for this shit. Time to retire.
Mellzie says – reply to this

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I am so freaking tired of hearing about Madonna. She's had her limelight for WAY LONGER than she ever should have, and she's a has been now. Quit trying! Sick of her!!
Blah says – reply to this

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Totally airbrushed. She is old and has bulgy veins popping out all over. She ALWAYS wears pantyhoes or fishnets when she performs so I doubt her legs are that nice or she wouldn't cover them up. She's soooo 80's.
prezzie says – reply to this

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agree with #27. I'm sick of reading about madonna on here now and how much you love her. i liked her, but just because you post about her so much im starting to get sick of her. please stop
Lippy says – reply to this

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Fascinating! I would love to sit down and talk with her. Her views are really interesting!
DamitaJo says – reply to this

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HOT! I love it!!!
H says – reply to this

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Tranny Fierceness Ferociah!!
pj says – reply to this

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the queen!!!!.beautiful!!
gabe says – reply to this

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damn! she looks sooooo amazing
es una DIOSA
WHo cares22 says – reply to this

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she looks like a WHORE!! there is nothing classy about these pictures!!!!
Princess says – reply to this

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God, when is she going to give it up? Face it, everyone gets old
you should try to do it gracefully. You're making a joke out of yourself.
me says – reply to this

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is it me or is madonna the best looking woman in the world still?
mega says – reply to this

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Will I look that good at 50? No. I'm depressed now.
MDolla says – reply to this

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She's still got it fukkers so get over yourselves.
SAVIO says – reply to this

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Are u joking? Is it true???? The first photo is up side down!!!! Unbelievable!!!!! Steven Meisel is a genius!!! But the Vf's art director probaly was drunk.
LickMyNutz says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING! SO GORGEOUS! GLAD SHE'S WORKING WITH MEISEL AGAIN! AND AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO RESORT TO HAVING HER LEGS ELONGATED OR HER STOMACH AIRBRUSHED TO LOOK THINNER UNLIKE OTHER FEMALE SINGERS, I.E.- MOORIAH. MADONNA IS THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN OF POPULAR MUSIC!
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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What is Kabbalah? Today, "Kabbalah" makes most think of popstars like Madonna or Britney Spears who dabble in the occult(But Brit …She went CRAZY she was soft). Actually, Kabbalah has no real relevance to Gentiles. It is an occult theology and practice centering around the superiority of Jews and their predestined purpose to dominate society.

While conservatives focus on the dark side of Islam, they take it for granted that Judaism is a benign religion of peace and tolerance. But if we are brave enough to take a closer look, we find a very, very different reality. Deep in the heart of Judaism’s sacred texts lie a set of twisted and chilling beliefs.
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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In the aftermath of Israel’s blitz of Lebanon, banners were lifted by pro-Hezbollah youth to the TV media. They labeled Lebanese wreckage as: “Made in America.”

It’s true: Israel’s F-16s, cluster bombs, and arms were supplied by America. But the intention to use them was created deep in the heart of Talmudic Judaism—in the semi-secret “Kabbalah."
hahaha says – reply to this

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Another photoshop miracle
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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When Jews control the planet, Kabbalists believe, God’s power will be manifest through the Messiah. “The Holy One, blessed be He, will display His force, and exterminate them [Gentiles] from the world.”
4minutesblowschunks says – reply to this

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Does it really matter how good she looks when the fact of the matter is that 4 minutes is probably her worst effort ever. Jumping on the bandwagon in a post britney r&b style abortion is the saddest thing she could have inflicted on her fans. If we could forgive American Life (superduper / mincooper) then perhaps we can do the same with this. But why hit such a high with Confessions only to demonstrate a superb lack of judgement with this truly banal single. Maybe it's time to face the fact that Madonna is like anyone else, getting older, sometimes making mistakes, sometimes hitting the right note. Still a pit of sick rose in my stomach from the first listening of 4 minutes and after trying three times to sit through it only maing me feel sicker and ashamed of trying I have to admit Madonna with this single you completely suck
Hailey Q. says – reply to this

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MADonna is such a boring person…ugh.
Thx to you, Photoshop, we don't have to look at her old ugly face!
vadge = ugly old hag whore says – reply to this

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looking at vadge is like putting a silk head on a pig. you take an old whore who, in the 80s, sucked & fucked her way to the top, then add a fake english accent, tons of plastic surgery, fake hair, kabbalah & a patronizing attitude and voila … same old whore pretending to be classy.
Madonna is Perfect says – reply to this

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All I can say is that she is extremely beautiful and Meisel is the photographer that captures her beauty!
Nick says – reply to this

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QUEEN ON YOGA — yes yesssss….
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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Until then, the Kabbalah has a solemn mission: “It is certain that our captivity will last until the princes who worship idols are destroyed..

"Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery."
dale says – reply to this

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dear madonna,

Please stop posing with your legs open. There is already enough dust in the atmosphere.

-Dale
ROL says – reply to this

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Madonna determines pop. Actually pop perfection.
25 years staying at the absolute top, making countless hit songs and album just to become the most sucsessful female artist ever, according to Guiness Book Of records.
Mariah is paying RADIO!!!! says – reply to this

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Madonna reigns supreme everywhere, now even in the US. Mariah is bribing radio to play her tuneless excuse of a song. Its b-o-r-i-n-g.
Madonna should ve number 1 with 4 minutes. Its like Betoven next to Touch My Burger.
Aaron says – reply to this

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That article was the clunkiest piece of writing I've read in quite some time.
thegirl says – reply to this

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your way overating herrr
Green Bean says – reply to this

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Thanks Perez! Great site — best on the net. xoxo- GB.
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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exclusive garden party in the up-market surroundings of Beverly Hills, the guest list reads like a Who's Who of Hollywood glitterati.

Rubbing shoulders with pop princess Britney Spears is actress Demi Moore and her toyboy, actor Ashton Kutcher.

A few yards away, Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are mingling with top film producers and television executives.

Then a hush descends with the entrance of the host, an elderly, bearded man in white robes. Suddenly, the gathering breaks into near- hysterical cheers and excited whooping, with some banging their fists on tables in animated welcome.

What unassuming-looking 75-year- old could elicit such a display of unbridled devotion from this ultra-cool audience?

Step forward former Brooklyn insurance salesman Feivel Gruberger.

Thirty-five years ago, Mr Gruberger changed his name to Philip Berg and, with the help of his mistress, set himself up as the self- proclaimed messianic head of the controversial Kabbalah movement, which promotes an ancient brand of Judaism.
Lynne says – reply to this

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Re: MARACANAZO1950 – Listen, you MORON…any religion taken to the extreme is dangerous. Kabbalah bears no resemblence to anything close to everyday Judaism so peddle your anti-semitism somewhere else.
becky says – reply to this

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This ugly, buck-toothed, old woman is SO much in denial. Why does she do this? I would continue the exercising and start belting out tunes that require her to simply stand in front of the microphone in a charming way and sing…like the old woman that she is! You don't see Tony Bennett doing summersaults! Although you do see that Kily Minope–it must be an old woman thing. We don't need to see that Angelia Jolie-mimicker can stretch her unbelievably UGLY body up to there or that her legs can spread. Does she think we don't know how old she is? Does she think we are in awe of her elasticity? Does she think she's sexy?!!?? It would do me SO GOOD to hear she broke something when jumping around like an idiot.
Beth says – reply to this

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she's flexible. we get it. do we have to have it shoved in our faces every pic of her?
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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Madonna is the most famous convert to Berg's brand of mysticism and last year Maddona recived in Pounds 3.65 million to open a Kabbalah Centre in London's exclusive Mayfair. She enjoys the personal attention of Berg, his second wife Karen, who is 13 years his junior, and their most trusted disciples.

MADDONA DOES NOT CARE AMERICA YOU ARE ALL DUMMIES FOR EVEN CARING. SHE COULD BE HELPING PEOPLE IN AMERICA .

former members claim they were put into virtual slavery by her organisation, waiting on her hand-and-foot.
Nathaniel says – reply to this

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Re: john – hahahahahaha best comment ever !!!!!
meme says – reply to this

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Photo-shop, Photo-shop, Photo-shop.

there are lots of REAL pictures of Madge on the internet.
Scooby says – reply to this

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Ok…I love Madonna but here is the thing-I wish she would stop wearing these fucking short-a-tards or whatever they are. She wore a similar type of a attire for the "Confessions" album (which worked with her disco theme) but is time for some new clothes. Madonna we know that you are not an average "50" year old lady, you have a great body but please put some fucking pants on-or a skirt? I guess she is getting into to these jumpsuits as much as she can now before she has to start wearing "Depends". P.S. Close your legs, for the love of God!
Madonna says – reply to this

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Re: dale –
Dale ,
Get a life

Love ,Light and Happiness
Madonna
me says – reply to this

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Isn't she like 50? Let it go Madonna- you're old. Stop trying so hard, you're giving photoshop a bad rap.
GET A LIFE says – reply to this

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Re: Mellzie – if you are so sick of her then you should have skipped this topic and moved on . GET A LIFE.
Ken J. says – reply to this

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I like it.
jesse says – reply to this

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Re: smorf – right because mariah is never photoshopped LMSO get over it!
BECKY IS A PROUD AGEIST says – reply to this

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Re: becky – ugh, you have the most annoying name here too . There is nothing you can do about this and you will never be a cover of Vanity Fair ,no wonder your full of jealousy and bitterness .It is truly SAD to be you.
MARACANAZO1950 says – reply to this

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They have profited very noticeably from what was once designated a non-profit organisation. built homes in the celebrity enclaves, for herself and other celebs. sHe has been seen arriving for meetings in a or top-of-the-range Mercedes.

I Feel very strongly that we need to warn people that these are very Dangerous people.

'They are using techniques found in cults to get people sucked in, and either you will become a worker for them or you will become a constant source of revenue.
FOR ALL THE QUEENS AND TRANNIES OUT THERE. says – reply to this

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ALL THE QUEENS AND TRANNIES ARE OUT TO SUPPORT THIS OLD HAG.
HOW DISGUSTING.
MAD-WHORE-ON-NA LOOKS LIKE AN OLD TRANNY EWW EWW AND EWW.
Rhonda C says – reply to this

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Re: me – It's you
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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FUCK she's boring, but looks great.
Tisha says – reply to this

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Re: MARACANAZO1950 – go fuck yourself, stupid kike!
kate says – reply to this

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SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
BOW DOWN TO HER MADGESTY!!!!!
Megan says – reply to this

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I'm so sick of seeing her body, I mean damn, who cares anymore?
stevo says – reply to this

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Re: prezzie – simple answer…don't bitch about it, just don't read it…make a choice
sasha says – reply to this

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Re: becky – Shut the fuck up you stupid American inbred trash.
GEORGE F says – reply to this

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2008 BELONGS TO MADONNA..DOES ANYBODY STILL DOUB IT?
christine says – reply to this

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why is her legs always open…gross…
cc says – reply to this

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Photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stevo says – reply to this

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Re: becky – feeling a tad self-righteous? looks like madonna aint the only one who can contort her body, considering your walking around with your head stuck up your ass
KRKRKR says – reply to this

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I'm more flexible than her. I'm not joking, I am. And I do about 5 hours of yoga. A year. She isn't even a very good dancer - she may be able to fool the general public into thinking that she is, but anyone who is a properly trained dancer themselves can see that she hasn't actually got the grace or flexibility needed to become a really good dancer.

Madonna is the biggest try-hard out there. The phrase 1% talent, 99% hard work really rings true for her, I think.
k says – reply to this

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ew who wants 2 see this. she is old and past it, no one cares about her!
Not too sure about this says – reply to this

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She's really milking the onesie isn't she? Maybe I'm just not as enthralled by her latest role (nothing beats early 90s SEX Madonna) as she is, but I really am not finding her recent penchant for wearing back-supporting work out gear as overly relevant to her music. I mean, when she went all Ray of Light, she had the right look, same with her pseudo-religion looks, etc. This latest just looks like a preview of what one must wear after 3 decades of whoring and being a pop star.
What's next, blinged out Depends with Channel sunglasses?
towa says – reply to this

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WOLRD
TAKE THAT PARIAH AND SHOVE IT UP UR CRACKED UP VAJAYJAY
wE tHe PeOpLe says – reply to this

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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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SNORE
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Madonna, you're not what you used to be
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you still have the energy, but I'm not sure you have a pulse.
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justme says – reply to this

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Pics are not close up, photo shopped and in black and white. You can make an ape sexy if you photograph it that way. Check out the REAL masculine, skeleton hands and face Madonna on People.com today. That's the REAL her! She is a hag and needs to retire already, she is making a fool out of herself.
NICO XXXOXO says – reply to this

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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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WHY WHY WHY says – reply to this

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What do people see in this nit wit… I just never understood her appeal. Her singing isn't that great… she's full of herself. And she's getting old.. no offense, but who the f*ck wants to see a 50 year old prance around stage acting like she's some young 20 year old. Madonna you make me sick… go home and take care of your family … you disgusting slut.
HARD BARGAIN says – reply to this

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I just bought Madonna's Confessions On A Dance Floor album used for $8.99. I think I'll wait another 2 years for Hard Candy…..well, maybe I wont have to wait that long judging what I've herd so far. E=MC2 & Discipline Rules 08!!!
bella says – reply to this

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whats w/ her??
can she feel enough for the magz?!
francesco says – reply to this

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who's the singer of TOUCH MY FAT???

is that pig called Boraiah???

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