Guess The Celebutard

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What star just confessed to the following????

"I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do. But I do smoke, and I've got some really good hash."

CLICK HERE to find out who is the celeb stoner.

It's Rolling Stone Keith Richards. Hey, at least he's not on the heroin (that we know of) any more!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Mar 31, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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Katie says – reply to this

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love hash
most of people do stop bullshitting like it was a big deal
nina says – reply to this

102

fyi…
Duh! says – reply to this

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Wow, Captain Obvious, that's some real sharp investigative reporting. I mean, who knew Keith Richard DID DRUGS????
ladylindsay says – reply to this

104

This is not exactly a shocking revelation.
Tia C says – reply to this

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I love Keith!!
ssspeeakk.blogg.se says – reply to this

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HAHAHAH!i really like that old stoner!he seems like a funny old lad!^^
Rolling Stoned... says – reply to this

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I wish the government would get off their asses and legalize pot. It is so much safer then alcohol and the coating that fills the lungs PREVENTS lung cancer. There is so many more medicinal benefits dealing with blindness, cancer, eating disorders and anxiety. Its a sham that our government won't help sick Americans, this goes back to the 60's. When our nations youth opposed Vietnam, many smoked pot and it made them think. I guess in the eyes of our government thinking is bad, our youth I guess shouldn't have an opinion, just go to war and die no questions asked… so wrong.
Will says – reply to this

108

Whats wrong with that? Everyone should smoke weed.
Leslie says – reply to this

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Perez, I am disappointed that somebody as well read as you views marijuana this way.

Marijuana is far better for you than alcohol. The only difference is that alcohol is legal.

How many pot heads do you know that have stoner rampages?

How many drunks do you know that drink and drive, abuse their wives, and die from liver failure?

Get educated, people.
Matt says – reply to this

110

Glad to see he is the new face of Louis Vuitton..

tisk tisk
kylie says – reply to this

111

omg what the hell happend to that guy did he smoke to much get cancer 60 time his age and grow old cause it looks like when he was young some body smacked the good and the life out of him
e-tard says – reply to this

112

The Rolling Stones should henceforth be known as The Strolling Bones. I'd huff a bowl with Skeletor if he was payin', just sayin'.
leslie says – reply to this

113

me too kieth…..me too
leslie says – reply to this

114

me too keith…..me too
Kiera says – reply to this

115

hah!!!!! awesome
swimmerchic00 says – reply to this

116

I think the manliner makes him look even worse…
lizzy g says – reply to this

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Re: captain brain –

well then stop going on the site douche.

there problem solved… what a lame ass.
CJOYLD says – reply to this

118

Haha SWEEEET.
Hail_Mary says – reply to this

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i think it's great… weed ain't that harmful like any other *drug* (if U consider weed as a drug ofc )
what i more can i say?
"if U got a spliff then put it in the air" ;D
icon! says – reply to this

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oh, stop. he's iconic (as is your jealousy) and KR was lucky enough to inherit the genes that made him look old even when was young!! So good he has not botoxed himself into a different and very scary looking man (sorry Gene–search botox in perezs') je me tout prefere au naturelle!! And BTW, when in Vancouver…
Keith Olbermann sucks! says – reply to this

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KEITH OLBERMANN NEEDS TO BE FIRED BY NBC!! HE IS MISLEADING AMERICANS!! HE WAS A SPORTS ANNOUNCER ON ESPN, NOW HE IS TELLING US HOW TO VOTE. HE IS A TOOL FOR OBAMA!! FIRE HIM!! BIASED ASSWHIPE!
Gwen says – reply to this

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I thought it was going to be Ahhhh-vril.
Keef!!! says – reply to this

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I would love to smoke a doobie with Keith! I bet he's got some top quality weed
Sarah says – reply to this

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To the person who commented, 'i mean i think all public figures with drugs on their persons all the time should publicly announce that they have drugs on their persons all the time.' Go get a life and educate yourself!!! Marijuana is no a drug but a herb!!! It grows in the ground and was meant to be smoked!!!!!
Good Bad.. says – reply to this

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Re: Keith Olbermann sucks! – Olbermann sucks… Richards rocks!!
Stone supports getting Stoned says – reply to this

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What a shocking revelation Big deal, he's not a coke, meth, heroin, or script junkie. Probably has some great quality ganja.
Caitlin says – reply to this

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HAHAHA i love Keith!! he's a human cocharoah! NOTHIN (including falling out of a palm tree) kills him! and calm down ppl its only weed !
Marky says – reply to this

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You should hope to look as good as he does at 100. You're not much better and you're only 30.
Brittney Driggs says – reply to this

129

you in 50 years. aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah
lisa k says – reply to this

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alcohol is legal and it causes far more problems than weed. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA, it ain't hurtin' anybody.
stones fan says – reply to this

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Hey, he fully admits what he has done, what he does, etc. I don't believe he ever got a drunk driving..Keith is smart enough to hire a driver.
Go keith!
Raach says – reply to this

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Oh please. News? This is like saying Amy Whinehouse addicted to Coke is surprising. Haha.
meh says – reply to this

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EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!
Monkeycox says – reply to this

134

Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Keef's babe says – reply to this

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Hey, wankers: I put on his eye make-up for him. Who is the hussy holding my Keefie Keef Keef up?
juanita says – reply to this

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That freak should be put to sleep (forever). Dirty shrivelled old pensioner. Some people even think of him as a role model!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! how fucking sad is that? xxx
AnneM says – reply to this

137

Since I was in high school in the 70's, I always thought that a picture of Keith Richards with the caption "Don't Let Drugs Do This To You" would be the most effective detterent.

That guy has looked like he walked out of the cast of Deadman's Chest, all of his adult life. I don't think he even has blood anymore, it's probably just Jack & Coke.

But, I do love the Stones, even if they do look like the walking dead sometimes.

Rock on Keith.
Bisoux says – reply to this

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Who cares what he looks like. Everyone should respect Keith for the amazing artist that he is. Keith Richards is what makes the Stones. He is beautiful wrinkles and all and his soul is even nicer.
steve says – reply to this

139

I'd love to see Keith and Ozzy play Scabble together.
footballisus says – reply to this

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yeah well hes created some of the greatest music that no other band has even came close to
apple says – reply to this

141

ha yeah!!
Nada says – reply to this

142

Keith Richards high? Gee, he usually seems so articulate & lucid.
Debbie28 says – reply to this

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The perfect picture to show someone who wants to use drugs. Who the hell in their right mind wants to look like that?!?!?!?!?!
Miss A says – reply to this

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why am i not surprised. Blaze on old man, Blaze on
BRITNEY THE QUEEN OF POP says – reply to this

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I WAS SURE IT WAS K-FAG !

JOIN THE KKK BITCHES !!!
redsonja1313 says – reply to this

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GIVEN WHAT HE HAS DONE IN HIS LIFE TIME…WEED IS CERTAINLY NOT A BIG DEAL !!
El_Guy says – reply to this

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that looks like a fuckin freddy kruger mask complete with hat, SERIO!!!
tome says – reply to this

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looks like freddy kruger after a good night of killing. yum………….who is the bitch hiding behind freddy???????????
janice says – reply to this

149

well duh,look at him
moi says – reply to this

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ISN"T IT GREAT HE HASN"T HAD COSMETIC SURGERY? luv it!
camira says – reply to this

151

good for u!
atleast u won't overdose!
Wrinkle Room says – reply to this

152

Smoking IS bad for the complexion AIN'T IT!
PINHEAD says – reply to this

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ISN'T THIS A MONSTER FROM A CLIVE BARKER MOVIE?
NONONO says – reply to this

154

NO NO NO. Perez, you're de-valuing the term celebutard. Richards is classic BADASS, save those labels for Paris and her ilk, please.
KAREN says – reply to this

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OMG! DID SOMEONE DIG HIM FROM HIS OWN GRAVE?!?! THAT DUDE LOOKS 208 YEARS OLD! SMOKE SOME MORE YA OLD HAG! SEE WHAT DOPE DOES TO YOU KIDS? N.I.C.E!
thatscool says – reply to this

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man thats so cool at least he's not a heroin addict or pillhead shit weed aint bad at all,fuck he proly needs it weed rox
willis says – reply to this

157

honestly not that surprising,
Shirley Q. says – reply to this

158

Look what weed has done to his looks. Hideous.
kenny says – reply to this

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IM FROM AUSTRALIA AND I SMOKE POT ALL THE TIME BUT IVE NEVER UNDERSTOODTHE 420 THING … CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN….??
bcbud says – reply to this

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Weed is all u need!
bcbud says – reply to this

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PS to Australia-4:20 is the universal time to smoke a joint, it started when a pot advocate group spread the word for all pot smokers to spark one up at 4:20 pm. eventually starting daily ritual (for those who don't til 5pm) LOL
Cheers mate!
bcbud says – reply to this

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whoops, I meant those who WORK til 5…time for another one!
holler says – reply to this

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weed is safer than alcohol you numb nuts.
...annoymous says – reply to this

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He looks likda like he should be in the grave!!
LMAOO! hahahahahaha
well he is just plain old scary
caro says – reply to this

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oh no! it's only smoke'n roll but i like it!! and the man still can play the guitar!!!
joe123 says – reply to this

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Remember, this is the guy who smoked his dad's ashes. I remember Joe Piscopo (as Frank Sinatra) on SNL making jokes about Keith being walking death. THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO!! Keith's still rockin' and where's Joe Piscopo? This guy fell out of a damn coconut tree at 60, split his head open, and lived! My theory is he's actually been dead since 1978 but he's too fucked up to notice! He also has a supermodel babe too! He'll probably outlive her. What a legend!
Anna Conda says – reply to this

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Um so what! This some big shock from a former junkie. Oh Perez you will try and make news out of anythging! BORING!
NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE says – reply to this

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Ive just read most of the comments and why the fuck are people soo openly anti weed? But, then at partys EVERYONES lighting up. Its not crack dumbfucks. No ones ever died from a "..Smoked too much pot" overdoze. I think the world would be a much safer place if weed was legal.
Quatro veinte maricones!!!!
alambir says – reply to this

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HEYYY
poonay says – reply to this

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Re: alambir – saj is a stoner she smokes at the rcoks at lincoln m alexander secondary school, mornginst ar road. across the com center
Daniella Din-Din says – reply to this

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Eeewww! He is so fucking gross.
MamaFlo says – reply to this

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Why am I not surprised?
gabby says – reply to this

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Well im really not surprised. He already does/did drugs.
spliff says – reply to this

174

who gives a shit?
AngieGoose says – reply to this

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Good for him….the man deserves some good relaxation after how many years of rocking?
Shinola says – reply to this

176

This man could haunt houses for a living.
melissa says – reply to this

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right on!
Eeew! says – reply to this

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He looks like hell! Yuck. Like the living dead!
mel mel says – reply to this

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How come when someone smokes a ciggarette you go off at them like they're the devil's spawn, but you're so blase about illegal drugs (weed is alot more harmful to your health then ciggies)?
kristie says – reply to this

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what a frickn babe! id light up with him any day!
kim says – reply to this

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Don't fight it light it!!!! 420
Mariah says – reply to this

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kay ppl MARIAH IS MY NAME!
Tiffini says – reply to this

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ha ha ha

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