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I'm Fucking Matt Damon (En Español)

Filed under: Matt Damon > Silly! > Sarah Silverman

This is no joke!

Click here for a Spanish language interpretation of the Matt Damon / Sarah Silverman classic.



711 comments to “I'm Fucking Matt Damon (En Español)”

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  1. LaALaA says – reply to this


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    no bueno

  2. ceci says – reply to this


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    this sucks

  3. alexis says – reply to this


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    BAHAHA

  4. stones says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  5. jane says – reply to this


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    jajaja no manches!!

  6. cindy says – reply to this


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    first!

  7. adeliniita says – reply to this


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    no le entendi muy bien, esta en espanol de espana jaja..

  8. frantasticness66 says – reply to this


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    #6?????

  9. jane says – reply to this


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    Por detras y por delante!!!

  10. yj says – reply to this


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    kgfh

  11. Jay says – reply to this


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    Wow, that was really worth posting.

    (It fucking sucked)

  12. zxcfghbjklm;,.' says – reply to this


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    1st???

  13. STUPID says – reply to this


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    DUMB ASS MEXICANS ALWAYS HAVE TO STEAL ENGLISH SONG, GET YOUR OWN OR GO BACK TO MEXICO

  14. A says – reply to this


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    Nice try…not as good as the original, though.

  15. crap says – reply to this


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    get your own ideas spainish morons

  16. ebowtheletter says – reply to this


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    my favourite tv show in Spain, they mock at everything: celebrities, journalists, etc…

  17. ursula says – reply to this


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    en espanol o en ingles THAT SHIT IS FUNNY

  18. paula says – reply to this


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    WTF

  19. Amir says – reply to this


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    lame as hell!

  20. angel says – reply to this


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    ugh…that was so annoying

  21. Atanndakilie says – reply to this


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    I love Miki Nadal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. ChicaMorcilla says – reply to this


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    Qué fuerte me parece Pérez, que pongas un video del programa "Sé lo que hicisteis" :D

    Es de los mejores programas de España…

  23. angelo says – reply to this


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    4?

  24. shopgirl says – reply to this


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    what can i say the guy is funny..shaking his head like that..ok perez finally something funny

  25. Josue says – reply to this


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    perez, i saw this already. www.Faranduleo.com has you beat on all the spanish news dude!

  26. MyZ says – reply to this


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    He has a great profile on "milli ona irefrie nds com". It is said he is hooking up with beautiful women that he is meeting there.

  27. mexican pizza butt says – reply to this


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    the spanish people as a whole are as dumb as selena was and all should end up like she did. they all should be swept under the rug of the hairy stinky armpit of their president. there is no more need for lettuce pickers. we have machine's that we can get to do that. close the border. these insects are coming in and we are tired of it. they rape and do drugs and use our medical system. they are icky poo mexican pizza's and they need to be rid of.! now!

  28. *** says – reply to this


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    NOT TO SOUND RACIST, BUT POST STUFF IN ENGLISH. THIS IS AMERICA AND ENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE.

  29. Elena says – reply to this


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    que bueno!!
    Aunque Martina cantando me destroza los timpanos, pero aun asi me parto de risa.

  30. cristina* says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID
    Dear Stupid (can I say that nickname seems to suit you perfectly?)
    It's not Mexican Spanish, but Spain's Spanish. And unless you're deaf, that's a pretty obvious fact if you're paying enough attention.
    And no one's stealing the song, they were making a parody.

    But even if that wasn't the case, there's no need to make immature comments about Mexicans, clearly based on your ignorance.

    PS. Culture doesn't hurt. You should try and get some before commenting again.

  31. ... says – reply to this


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    I don't understand

  32. Chio says – reply to this


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    xD Miki Nadal!!! The Best!! we love you!!! jajaja Its funny :)

  33. Dawna says – reply to this


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    That was just ……..stupid.

  34. Juju says – reply to this


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    ummm who ever wrote that these people are mexicans need to go study their countries cuz clearly they are no where near bein mexican

    n who ever wrote that needs to stop hatin on the hispanics just cuz they have more flavor than u

    PEREZ gracias por el video en español!

  35. I'd Sit On Matty's Face says – reply to this


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    I adore Sarah Silverman. And I aint no lezbean.

  36. vero says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID – Hey STUPID: News flash, they're not Mexican.

  37. sucia says – reply to this


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    Hijos de la gran chingada!

  38. cristina* says – reply to this


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    Re: ***
    This is not America, this is the internet. Accessible worldwide. And believe it or not, other languages are spoken in the rest of the world.
    People should stop seeing other cultures as a menace but as something to learn and benefit from (no offense).

  39. gina says – reply to this


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    It shouldn't matter what language you say it in…WE all want to F**K Matt Damon!!

  40. raquel says – reply to this


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    SLQH son los putos amos, jajaja. Thank's perez for this video. KISSES FROM SPAIN

  41. Aleix says – reply to this


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    Sé lo que hicisteis… is the best programme nowadays in Spain ^^

    And please… they're not mexican! Yo know what Spain is? That country IN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN? Do you even know what Europe is?

  42. Anita says – reply to this


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    #13 and # 27, you both should just be gas off.

  43. cristina* says – reply to this


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    Re: gina
    Amen, Sister! :]

  44. Cecily says – reply to this


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    #27 - mexican pizza butt
    Are you actually this stupid or just bored? Hopefully you are a 12 year old boy talking trash to get noticed. If you are of age however, I really pity you.
    You should keep in mind that hate breeds hate. Therfore you have one funfilled life ahead of you! Good luck!

  45. CHECK OUT A MAP SOMETIME says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID – FUCKING IGNORANT, ITS SPAIN SPANISH, AS IN EUROPE SPAIN… WHY DONT YOU STAY IN YOUR COUNTRY? WE SURE AS HELL DONT WANT TO GO TO YOURS HAVING SUCH RACIST STUPIDS…

  46. SHELLY says – reply to this


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    Re: mexican pizza butt

    At least Mexican are hardworkers, unlike white people most are homeless and asking for money from hardworking mexicans. LOL!!! Stop holding a Homeless sign and get to work.

  47. Lucia Amo says – reply to this


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    HI PEREZ! seems like you're becoming a big aficionado of spanish television! Sé lo que hicisteis is the best spanish show ever! Same channel as chiki chiki though…

  48. Jaurne says – reply to this


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    Let me explain!! They showed the "i'm fucking Matt Damon" and "I'm fucking Ben Affleck" videos first, then they made this parody of it, they didn't copy it just like that ;p

    WWW.SKYZOFRENIKA.CO.NR

  49. Denise says – reply to this


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    que mierda hhahaha the original was soooo good esto estaba ehhh

  50. Denise says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPIDRe: STUPIDRe: STUPID

    ahahahah, they aren't mexican you ignorant idiot.

  51. america america says – reply to this


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    Re: mexican pizza butt – well put.

  52. jennybean says – reply to this


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    i'd rather give it to the real matt damon a thank you

  53. jennybean says – reply to this


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    &&boo to all the spanish haters out there

  54. LaTiNa 100% says – reply to this


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    HEY MEXICAN PIZZA BUTT!!!

    Hey, what's your problem!! You say we rape, do drugs and use your medical help….well white ass… we are hard working, I bet you are looking for crack for smoke and If you hear the news you'll see the crazy people who rape, kill and do stupid shit are "americans" (everybody in here is an imigrant, you stupid)… and I bet you hate us bcause you want to be more like us….. I'm sorry for you and your lame, boring life…. If you can't deal with us… JAJAJAJAJAJA…..WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!! I'm glad that not all the people think like you….. QUQ LASTIMA Q NO PUEDAS ENTENDER ESTAS PALABRAS…. QUIEN SERA EL ESTUPIDO AQUI….. ME IMAGINO QUE NO HAS TERMINADO NI LA ESCUELA Y POR ESO LA ESTUPIDEZ TE CORRE POR EL CUERPO….ASI QUE ESPERO QUE TU ODIO TERMINE POR ACABAR CONTIGO…. MALDITO RACISTA HIJO DE LA PUTA MADRE QUE TE PARIO

  55. Paula says – reply to this


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    Horrible…. me da verguenza el video, es una basura comparado con el de Silverman. Quita ese video Perez y no nos humilles mas a los que hablamos espanol

  56. jonas says – reply to this


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    new data refers that Spanish is the most spoken language in USA. so…

    Puedo hablar español cuando tenga ganas ya que hay una mayor probabilidad de que se enteren de lo q digo… si y ademas… si hay americanos q no saben de que estado es el KFC como quieren que sepan donde es españa (muchos de ellos creen q en portugal se habla brasileño)

    La patricia conde es un pivon

  57. Paula says – reply to this


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    Re: *** – STFU … This web site is international u fkn ignorant, welcome to the internet

  58. MG says – reply to this


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    "badajo" es 'prick', si?

  59. cam says – reply to this


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    what is this effin sack of shittttttttttttttttttt

  60. 3rd planet says – reply to this


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    I saw this awhile back…IN ENGLISH!!!! It was just as stupid then. I thot Sarah & Matt were better than that! DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!

  61. Mo says – reply to this


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    I can hear my grandma now, "GROSERO"

  62. RAQUEL says – reply to this


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    Re: Paula
    YA TE HUMILLAS TU SOLA

  63. no comprende! says – reply to this


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    If you want to start posting shit in Spanish Perez than move to a country where Spanish is the official language and start your blog there. It's great that you are bilingual, so am I …but there is a thing called assimilation.
    =
    =
    People in France are understandably rude to people who come to their country and refuse to speak their language. Maybe we should get that attitude in the USA. The only difference is most of those people are in France on a vacation–they don't actually live there!
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    Please name one Spanish speaking country that would be alright with a bunch of immigrants coming to their country and then refusing to be a part of their culture, because I don't think you could.
    =
    It fine to be proud of your heritage, but don't disrespect mine. If you don't want to be an American, fine..then don't live here. If you do then great, speak English when you are in Public, you can speak whatever gibberish you want in your own home.

  64. liz says – reply to this


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    STUPID you're an idiot they're from Spain!

  65. Laury says – reply to this


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    I don't know Spanish but it didn't sound half as funny as the original.

  66. mariluz says – reply to this


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    porque no te callas paula…perrea perrea!!!

  67. magnolia says – reply to this


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    nada mal, es gracioso igual ke el original..

  68. mariluz says – reply to this


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    querida laury. tienes razon..no hablas español y no tienes ni puta idea de que estas hablando.

  69. MONICA says – reply to this


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    "This is not America, this is the internet. Accessible worldwide. And believe it or not, other languages are spoken in the rest of the world."

    GOOD ONE! PEOPLE THINK THIS COUNTRY IS "AMERICA" BUT THERE IS ALSO CENTRAL AMERICA, AND SOUTH AMERICA!! EH DICHO!

  70. raquel says – reply to this


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    Re: Laury – the song is a parody of silverman's song. We haven't to give it more importance. In Spain we usually made it

  71. cristina* says – reply to this


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    Re: no comprende!
    For some reason, people like you find it hard to understand that this is a website, aimed to the entire world EVEN if it's written in one particular language.
    If you go to a foreign country, native citizens will expect you to speak their language, it's true. But again, this is a website, NOT A COUNTRY.
    Nobody is disrespecting your heritage, even though you seem to be disrespecting other heritages by not wanting other people to speak in other languages. And by the way, no one spoke to you in Spanish (Spanish and not gibberish, thank you), and both the title and the comment of the post are in English. You could decide whether to watch the video or not, which was the only part in Spanish.

    Stop being so self-centered.

  72. koraya says – reply to this


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    Este pais fué hecho por emigrantes de toda Europa…¿Los Estados Unidos tiene idioma oficial?

  73. MAMMA says – reply to this


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    Re: no comprende! – AMEN SISTA! TELL IT LIKE IT IS!

  74. wtf says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID – wat the hell is wrong with you–wow ur rascist

  75. carlos says – reply to this


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    este programa es genial!!!!!!!!!!

    parodian todas las cosas ridiculas de la tv

    saludos desde Madrid!!!!!!

    por cierto a imbeciles como stupid…

    que voy a decir jejejejeje saludos desde el viejo mundo

    muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    perez eres genial!!

  76. Cindy says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID
    It isn't Mexican, you idiot! It is from a show in Spain. Before you start insulting cultures get your information straight, you moron.

  77. Andrea says – reply to this


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    Funny that the people from South America that come here actually speak English and go to college. My husband is from Argentina and I when I visited his family I was shocked that so many people there that have never even been to the USA could speak fluent english (even his 95 year old grandmother could speak a few phrases). He explained that it was a matter of social class, most Hispanic people with money and a good education are bilingual and they come here legally. The same for Mexican people that are higher class. Guess it all boils down to education and class. My husband finds it insulting when he gets junk mail in Spanish, he won't even read it. I get it now too because of my name. I guess it's just an assumption that we can't speak English. Ridiculous :) I won't click on this video, already heard the English version. I would if I lived in Argentina, but I don't, so I won't :)

  78. carlos says – reply to this


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    no me quedo agusto si no digo

    que cada vez que he ido a estados unidos (bastantes)

    cosa que los que creeis que españa

    esta en mejico no podeis decir de europa….

    me he encontrado personas culturalmente tan

    vacias como stupid etc…

    en resumen

    spain is not mexico…take a fucking history book
    if you have one or travel to europe…let´s make
    usa a less silly country…a less lauren conrad country
    besos!

  79. D.Mo says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID – Listen you fucking shit head, these guys are Spanish from Spain you dumb fucking yank!!

    This song was a spoof on the mat damon song, not an "interpretation"!!

  80. ELISABET says – reply to this


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    YOU FUCKING AMERICANS, WHY DOY YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT YOU KNOW IT ALL?

    IT'S NOT MEXICAN, IT'S SPANISH FROM SPAIN, IN EUROPE!!! GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL, YOUB FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!

  81. flor says – reply to this


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    es increíble la ignorancia con que se manejan ciertas personas en la vida, encima de todo haciéndose las ofendidas porque perez posteó algo en español. si no les gustan los latinos, quizás este blog no es el lugar adecuado para ellos.
    la falta de discernimiento entre américa central/del sur y europa es sorprendente. realmente creen que españa está en méxico!!
    y para la ignorante que se sorprende porque en argentina hay gente bilingüe, le respondo: yo vivo muy cerca de argentina y soy cuatrilingüe (español, inglés, francés y portugués), pero esto lo escribo en español porque estoy orgullosa de lo que soy y no tengo por qué ocultarlo. el que lo entienda, bien. el que no, que siga encerrado en su pequeño y mediocre cerebro racista.

  82. stoopid puta's says – reply to this


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    What do mexicans get baptized in???? BEAN DIP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  83. close the border says – reply to this


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    Spain, Mexico, France, etc… I don't care where u are from. Close the border. We have enough people. bye

  84. Frankie says – reply to this


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    I love Spain and I love America, dunno why people are telling such stupid things about spain and Mexico… Spain is not a mexican city stupid fools! if you keep on telling this you are making "America" dirty…

  85. Claire S. says – reply to this


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    Re: close the border

    why don't u buy a f***** book and try to learn a little of… something?

  86. eat it says – reply to this


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    Re: Claire S. – i bought yer mom and she read me a book while she sucked my dick… ya bitch… now what?

  87. Your mother!!! says – reply to this


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    hey close the border!!!
    Close your Fucking Mouth!!!! ….and go to school to learn about cultures and maybe…MAYBE you will understand that all the people ares equal….well not you beacuse you had a tinny brain…and I bet is infested with a stupid gringo ego …. asi q q lastima me das…porq si no fueran por q hace muchos anios imigrantes no huvieran venido a estas tierras….tu estupido culo no estaria aqui……bye MF!!!!

  88. Versi says – reply to this


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    Gracias por publicarlo, estoy muy sorprendida con que lo hicieras!!

  89. Kristyn CHICAGO says – reply to this


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    DIRTY MEXICANS!!!! wanna bezzzzzzz

    LEARN ENGISH

  90. Roksana Baiul says – reply to this


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    Hey i was just hoping that somebody could translate a little bit?
    do they actually say "Matt Damon"? because i didn't hear it and mi espanol es mal.

  91. Caitlyn says – reply to this


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    Re: no comprende! – Wow you're an idiot.

  92. moviita says – reply to this


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    esta de poka madre!!
    aunke me pone de nervios el castellano.

  93. Marco says – reply to this


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    Some people are so ignorant it's funny. I hope everyone knows that you can be anywhere in the world and still access the same the internet. Montana, Sudan, Finland, or Antarctica - perezhilton.com will be the same. This is not just America. He can post articles in any fuckin language he pleases and he's still going to make millions. You all can choose to accept this or you can stop visiting these websites if you're going to close minds ignoramuses.

  94. Hugo says – reply to this


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    Re: STUPID – Hey you? As your nick reflects your mentality it's not so important that i remind you that Spain is in Europe and is not Mexico, is an European Country and in 1492 our sailors discovered what you call America, where you live and where geaography classes sucks, for what i see. Even if i was a mexican, i'd remind you as well that you steal latin countries The Zorro, Ugly Betty, Macarena's theme, Burritos, Tacos and i'll stop on this because you have already noticed that the only dumb ass here is you. Ahh Perez is Latino too. SALUDOS A TODOS LOS ESPAÑOLES Y LATINOAMERICANOS. SE OS QUIERE

  95. Carmen says – reply to this


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    This is the best fucking tv program in the world, "Se lo que hicisteis". And this is a funny parody of the original parody.

  96. cari says – reply to this


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    this is for the STUPID that leave the comment #13…. The name set you well because they are not mexicans. If you are intelligent you should known the diference between everybody!!!!

  97. fotolog.com/lapendeja says – reply to this


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    VAMOS ARGENTINA CARAJO!!!

    ya se que es de España.

    no me importa.

  98. florencia says – reply to this


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    MY FAV SHOW!!!

    Sé lo que hicisteis!

    i live it!

  99. I HATE YOU SPICS!! says – reply to this


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    First the jobs, and now this. God can we not have ANYTHING?!?!?!
    Fucking Spics!

  100. Do says – reply to this


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    Re: flor – Gracias Flor por dejar ese comentario sobre Andrea. Andrea, so I guess you feel that you belong to a higher social class because your husband refuses to speak spanish. How sad? Self hating Latinos!! Honey, the fact that I am a Mexican who can speak English does not make me feel like I am better than my Mexican brothers and sisters. I bet you are white and that is the reason your husband married you because he thinks that by marrying a caucasian he is improving his social status. How sad.

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