Caught In The Act
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.
But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!
What's so special about a picnic table????
Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.
The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.
Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.
As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????
40? jk…
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and thats sick…
ew! sick!
and this is really sad by the way…wtf how weird…
nastayyy
Perez, you are such a slack now!! I saw this on another gossip site days ago! you use to be the first with everything. NOT NOW.
Wow, I don't even know what to say to this. Foul.
First! He looks like Perez!
huh
Kids–DO NOT USE A VACUUM CLEANER!!!. Many of the newer models have a series of blades in the tubes, which could cause VERY serious injury. I know everyone always jokes about it, but don't do it!
Maybe he just had a really bad itch he needed to scratch.
SIKKO! THERES NOTHING LIKE SEX WITH A PICNIC TABLE!
ha ha ha ha that's crazy!!! Was his wife not giving him any?
PEREZ, we need this video!
haha HILARIOUS !
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NICE PERV!!!!!
WTF? He was only masturbating with it.
EW!!!!
Some people need to mind their own business. Obviously the neighbor is a peeping Tom, and a perv who films his neighbors naked. If I were this guy, I'd sue the neighbor for taping me in my own private residence.
what is this world coming to?
what's up w/ mid aged white the men of ohio lately??? this ? coming from a not yet mid aged white female not in ohio!
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Oh dear lord. I think thats the funniest thing I've ever heard.
GROSS!
haha, awesome!
Perez, I heard this on Leno last night. You've been slow with your news lately. A little bit ashamed.
Gross. Disguisting. The picnic table looked better than the wife? I'd be ashamed to have him as a father.
HE LEARNED THAT FROM PEREZ
1st………..what the fuck~!
hahahahaha
niceeeeeee….
LOLL what a freaky sexual perversion!!
I heard this on Adam Carolla yesterday….a little late, huh???
Ha ha, people have no sense of normal these days…
There really is nothing you can say… I want to see the tape???
damn, his wife needs to give him some action.
and he needs to see someone.
how screwed up does your childhood have to be to have sex with a table in public??
get a fleshlight…they're more fun. www.fleshjack.com
Agreed. Perez, lets fuck vacuums together love
*>*>*>*>*>Can you just imagine being one of his kids????
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
is the table going to TES-TA-FI against him
this is a case of asshole hypocrites pointing their fingers away from themselves. leave the guy alone and stop being so damn nosy. aka..GET A LIFE
Sooooooo Nasty…
hole from the umbrella ella ella…
bahahhaa. i guess his wife just wasnt doing it for him
Gang, think about it: those umbrella holes are about 6" in diameter. This guy must be HUGE and his wife all stretched out. Poor dude just needed some.
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I feel bad for his kids. You shouldn't really post his picture in such jest if only for their sake.
But what a fucking creep.
Ewww…..and he doesn't live all that far from me!
This is just incredibly odd.
It's not illegal to film someone on their own private property unless you record their voices.
HAHAHA!!! Bellevue is full of retards like this guy, at night I pray a tornado will come and wipe out the town
Well, so much for "having" a picnic in your own back yard.
wtf, i thought this is 'america', you cant have sex with a picnic table? let's talk about freedom why dont we?
disturbing. very disturbing.
Wow, some picnic! Talk about grilling your hot dog!
okaaaaaaay
now thats strange.
some weirdos out there.
His wife must not put out like a real woman. She could at least blow him.
where do you find these perverts?!?! LOL!
Re: no –
He would never win the lawsuit - because he was outside where other people could see. If he had been inside his house and the neighbor was peeking in a window filming he would have a chance to win.
This story is just very strange… a picnic table? That seems like it would hurt.
I mean, thats just nasty. Plus, why is 'Wacky, Tacky, true' all about sex?
vacuum cleaners hurt!!!!
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The poor picnic table! And although I agree its his private residence..to be having sexual relations with a hole in a picnic table within the proximity of school and the time he performed these acts..I can see that the authorities would be disturbed by the man's actions..so to speak. What a pervert! The table was apparently coated with rust proofing…
Ha Ha
is this an april fool?
In OHIO?!?! What is the world coming to…?
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A felony, plus the destruction of his reputation? Isn't that a bit much?I'm wondering about that perv who videotaped him…
Why is it that I always read these EXACT SAME ARTICLES somewhere else like A WEEK BEFORE you ever post it up on your site, Perez??
IF I WANT THE LATEST ON ANYTHING, I KNOW
NOT TO COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
You are ALWAYS behind these days!
Old news! ! ! ! !
Let me guess….. APRIL FOOLS!
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april fool's joke?? i'm not sure if we should take this seriously. i mean come on, a picnic table???
that's fucking gross.
He looks like hiltons boyfriend.
lol its so weird how everywhere in north america is named after somewhere in the uk, i live near the original belle vue and i just found out there's a halifax in canada, did they run out of place names so started recycling?
the dude should be able to screw his picnic table in his yard. wifey and kids are gone…go for it. maybe he knows something about picnic tables that we're missing. that's bull that he goes to jail! the freaky neighbor should go to jail for spying and video taping it! so unfair!
LEGALIZE MAN/PICNIC TABLE LOVE!
'Close proximity'? As opposed to what? Far proximity? Proximate already means 'close'.
must have a small dang.
thats an awesome idea im gonna try that out tonight.
ok while im not saying what he did was normal… ( i mean hell its pretty fuckin odd) he wasn't having sex with children, people need to lighten up
what, will the kids go blind if they see a naked person? a bit TOO prude.
What's the big deal??? My ex-husband's a picnic table!!! My father's a Table Lamp!!
Next time, he and the picnic table should rent a room.
Maybe part of the turn on was the idea of getting caught. However, much like most fantasies, the idea/thought of it is more fun than the reality!
Two words: PRIVACY FENCE!
hihi, drole!!!!
oh hell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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wow ur really late with this..but anyway, although its gross, is it really a felony??? thought this was america
hello, myob. he's in his own backyard, no one else is home, can't a guy have a little fun? what a travesty. and this poor guy is gonna have to spend money he could use for his family to pay a lawyer and defend himself. wtf is the neighbor doing next door - seems a little guilty to me.
Please……I need to see the video…..WTF!
Re: boo –
Haha!
I've tried that…and just as a word of caution the splinters are not worth it.
I live 15 minutes from this man!!! GROSS!!!
And this is the same table his kids eat off of. Why didn't he take the table into the house if he was going to do something so sick? Obviously he wanted to be seen by children or other neighbors passing by. Lock this moron up before he does something even crazier. Y'all need to stop inbreeding. lmao
well, at least a table never has a headache.
So these people in ohio don't have fences, or what? Exactly how close was he to the school? Could kids actually see him? Doubt it. They're always looking for a reason to lock people up.
omg! I live like 30 minutes from Bellevue. crazyyness
That poor man ! Can't a guy have sex with his picnic table without being publicly humiliated ?
He should have had sex with a warm apple pie in his kitchen instead.
A picnic table,its time for salt peter buddy,slow down that dick of yours
Dude, whatever. His neighbor is a bitch. He's on his own property and hey, if he wants to fuck his picnic table, he should be able to fuck his picnic table! At least he's not fucking an animal or something lol