Caught In The Act

A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.

But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!

What's so special about a picnic table????

Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.

The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.

Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.

As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."

Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????

Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm / Email this »

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lynn says – reply to this

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40? jk…
:)
iloveperez says – reply to this

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first
and thats sick…
lucy says – reply to this

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ew! sick!
lynn says – reply to this

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and this is really sad by the way…wtf how weird…
sonya says – reply to this

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nastayyy
Heidie says – reply to this

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Perez, you are such a slack now!! I saw this on another gossip site days ago! you use to be the first with everything. NOT NOW.
Kaitlin says – reply to this

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Wow, I don't even know what to say to this. Foul.
Vin says – reply to this

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First! He looks like Perez!
high says – reply to this

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huh
Ned says – reply to this

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Kids–DO NOT USE A VACUUM CLEANER!!!. Many of the newer models have a series of blades in the tubes, which could cause VERY serious injury. I know everyone always jokes about it, but don't do it!
SUZIE says – reply to this

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Maybe he just had a really bad itch he needed to scratch.
MARTA says – reply to this

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SIKKO! THERES NOTHING LIKE SEX WITH A PICNIC TABLE!
Linz says – reply to this

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ha ha ha ha that's crazy!!! Was his wife not giving him any?
jackie says – reply to this

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PEREZ, we need this video!
Jenna says – reply to this

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haha HILARIOUS !
asdfasdfasdf says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TEAM AMERICA says – reply to this

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NICE PERV!!!!!
rez hilton says – reply to this

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WTF? He was only masturbating with it.
hannah says – reply to this

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EW!!!!
no says – reply to this

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Some people need to mind their own business. Obviously the neighbor is a peeping Tom, and a perv who films his neighbors naked. If I were this guy, I'd sue the neighbor for taping me in my own private residence.
maribel says – reply to this

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what is this world coming to?
????? says – reply to this

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what's up w/ mid aged white the men of ohio lately??? this ? coming from a not yet mid aged white female not in ohio!
ash says – reply to this

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1st
Ree says – reply to this

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Oh dear lord. I think thats the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Bean says – reply to this

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GROSS!
bio says – reply to this

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haha, awesome!
Ai says – reply to this

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Perez, I heard this on Leno last night. You've been slow with your news lately. A little bit ashamed.

Gross. Disguisting. The picnic table looked better than the wife? I'd be ashamed to have him as a father.
DMAN says – reply to this

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HE LEARNED THAT FROM PEREZ
Abbie says – reply to this

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1st………..what the fuck~!
Lydia says – reply to this

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hahahahaha
niceeeeeee….
barley says – reply to this

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LOLL what a freaky sexual perversion!!
white trash says – reply to this

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I heard this on Adam Carolla yesterday….a little late, huh???
Marrissa says – reply to this

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Ha ha, people have no sense of normal these days…
Jan says – reply to this

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There really is nothing you can say… I want to see the tape???
Lisa says – reply to this

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damn, his wife needs to give him some action.
and he needs to see someone.
how screwed up does your childhood have to be to have sex with a table in public??
Matt says – reply to this

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get a fleshlight…they're more fun. www.fleshjack.com
mattygonewrong says – reply to this

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Agreed. Perez, lets fuck vacuums together love
YIKES! says – reply to this

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*>*>*>*>*>Can you just imagine being one of his kids????
Josh says – reply to this

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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
DMAN says – reply to this

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is the table going to TES-TA-FI against him
Ashley says – reply to this

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this is a case of asshole hypocrites pointing their fingers away from themselves. leave the guy alone and stop being so damn nosy. aka..GET A LIFE
Egan says – reply to this

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Sooooooo Nasty…
paulie says – reply to this

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hole from the umbrella ella ella…
Amanda says – reply to this

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bahahhaa. i guess his wife just wasnt doing it for him
nicko says – reply to this

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Gang, think about it: those umbrella holes are about 6" in diameter. This guy must be HUGE and his wife all stretched out. Poor dude just needed some.
Kristine says – reply to this

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:(
I feel bad for his kids. You shouldn't really post his picture in such jest if only for their sake.
But what a fucking creep.
Veronica says – reply to this

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Ewww…..and he doesn't live all that far from me!
Bette says – reply to this

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This is just incredibly odd.
Jen says – reply to this

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It's not illegal to film someone on their own private property unless you record their voices.
oHIo says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!! Bellevue is full of retards like this guy, at night I pray a tornado will come and wipe out the town
babettebombshell says – reply to this

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Well, so much for "having" a picnic in your own back yard.
idiots says – reply to this

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wtf, i thought this is 'america', you cant have sex with a picnic table? let's talk about freedom why dont we?
ahleeah says – reply to this

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disturbing. very disturbing.
Anabellee says – reply to this

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Wow, some picnic! Talk about grilling your hot dog!
alex says – reply to this

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okaaaaaaay
now thats strange.
some weirdos out there.
Lauren says – reply to this

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His wife must not put out like a real woman. She could at least blow him.
luna says – reply to this

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where do you find these perverts?!?! LOL!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Re: no –

He would never win the lawsuit - because he was outside where other people could see. If he had been inside his house and the neighbor was peeking in a window filming he would have a chance to win.

This story is just very strange… a picnic table? That seems like it would hurt.
Londoner says – reply to this

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I mean, thats just nasty. Plus, why is 'Wacky, Tacky, true' all about sex?
m says – reply to this

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vacuum cleaners hurt!!!!
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EEEEWWWWWW! says – reply to this

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The poor picnic table! And although I agree its his private residence..to be having sexual relations with a hole in a picnic table within the proximity of school and the time he performed these acts..I can see that the authorities would be disturbed by the man's actions..so to speak. What a pervert! The table was apparently coated with rust proofing…
john says – reply to this

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Ha Ha
andrea says – reply to this

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is this an april fool?
shel says – reply to this

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In OHIO?!?! What is the world coming to…?
gared says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Frances says – reply to this

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A felony, plus the destruction of his reputation? Isn't that a bit much?I'm wondering about that perv who videotaped him…
SERIOUSLY PEREZ, THIS IS OLD AND BEEN POSTED BEFORE! says – reply to this

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Why is it that I always read these EXACT SAME ARTICLES somewhere else like A WEEK BEFORE you ever post it up on your site, Perez??
IF I WANT THE LATEST ON ANYTHING, I KNOW
NOT TO COME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
You are ALWAYS behind these days!
Old news! ! ! ! !
Mike says – reply to this

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Let me guess….. APRIL FOOLS!
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Amanda says – reply to this

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april fool's joke?? i'm not sure if we should take this seriously. i mean come on, a picnic table???
Ewwwwwwww says – reply to this

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that's fucking gross.
DALE says – reply to this

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He looks like hiltons boyfriend.
&hearts says – reply to this

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lol its so weird how everywhere in north america is named after somewhere in the uk, i live near the original belle vue and i just found out there's a halifax in canada, did they run out of place names so started recycling?
boo says – reply to this

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the dude should be able to screw his picnic table in his yard. wifey and kids are gone…go for it. maybe he knows something about picnic tables that we're missing. that's bull that he goes to jail! the freaky neighbor should go to jail for spying and video taping it! so unfair!

LEGALIZE MAN/PICNIC TABLE LOVE!
Canuckfuck says – reply to this

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'Close proximity'? As opposed to what? Far proximity? Proximate already means 'close'.
haLs says – reply to this

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must have a small dang.
kevin says – reply to this

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thats an awesome idea im gonna try that out tonight.
Ty says – reply to this

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ok while im not saying what he did was normal… ( i mean hell its pretty fuckin odd) he wasn't having sex with children, people need to lighten up
gardner says – reply to this

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what, will the kids go blind if they see a naked person? a bit TOO prude.
5RT says – reply to this

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What's the big deal??? My ex-husband's a picnic table!!! My father's a Table Lamp!!
M says – reply to this

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Next time, he and the picnic table should rent a room.
jollyex says – reply to this

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Maybe part of the turn on was the idea of getting caught. However, much like most fantasies, the idea/thought of it is more fun than the reality!
Jess says – reply to this

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Two words: PRIVACY FENCE!
Kirk says – reply to this

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hihi, drole!!!!
kelly says – reply to this

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oh hell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jollyex says – reply to this

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smilez says – reply to this

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wow ur really late with this..but anyway, although its gross, is it really a felony??? thought this was america
auntie val says – reply to this

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hello, myob. he's in his own backyard, no one else is home, can't a guy have a little fun? what a travesty. and this poor guy is gonna have to spend money he could use for his family to pay a lawyer and defend himself. wtf is the neighbor doing next door - seems a little guilty to me.
annon says – reply to this

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Please……I need to see the video…..WTF!
TABLETENNIS says – reply to this

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Re: boo –

Haha!
pmorse says – reply to this

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I've tried that…and just as a word of caution the splinters are not worth it.
JAMIE says – reply to this

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I live 15 minutes from this man!!! GROSS!!!
ewww says – reply to this

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And this is the same table his kids eat off of. Why didn't he take the table into the house if he was going to do something so sick? Obviously he wanted to be seen by children or other neighbors passing by. Lock this moron up before he does something even crazier. Y'all need to stop inbreeding. lmao
free says – reply to this

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well, at least a table never has a headache.
lulu says – reply to this

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So these people in ohio don't have fences, or what? Exactly how close was he to the school? Could kids actually see him? Doubt it. They're always looking for a reason to lock people up.
maxxx says – reply to this

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omg! I live like 30 minutes from Bellevue. crazyyness
Jazmin says – reply to this

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That poor man ! Can't a guy have sex with his picnic table without being publicly humiliated ?
He should have had sex with a warm apple pie in his kitchen instead.
How What Where says – reply to this

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A picnic table,its time for salt peter buddy,slow down that dick of yours
daisy says – reply to this

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Dude, whatever. His neighbor is a bitch. He's on his own property and hey, if he wants to fuck his picnic table, he should be able to fuck his picnic table! At least he's not fucking an animal or something lol

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