Caught In The Act
A man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape performing a sexual act in public.
But to make the story even more interesting, he was having sex with a PICNIC TABLE!!!
What's so special about a picnic table????
Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions having sex with his picnic table between the hours of 10:30am and Noon.
The tape came from his neighbor, who claims Price would go onto his deck, grab a round, metal table and tilt it on its side. He would then use the hole where the umbrella stands to have sex.
Unfortunately for Price, the act is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school, making it likely that kids could have seen Price in his act.
Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.
As for the release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."
Wouldn't a vacuum cleaner be more fun? And private?????
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Look What Katie Did!
another fucking buckeye. judging by some of the skanks from that shithole of a state ,the table was an upgrade.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
thats hilarious.. and sick.. but still hilarious!
his wife must be pretty ugly, or not giving it up if hes resorted to having sex with a table LOL!
OK! apart frm this being really sad, coz OBVIOUSLY the poor guy is unhappy. y cant the police/pervy neighbours keep it to themself? this guys rep is ruined now… Got to admit its really disgusting tho. lol. What about splinters?! eww. no. don't even want to think about it. GAH!
The sad part is I live in the town next to where this happen. It very true and i feel sorry for his kids that are in school. It is all over ever news station and paper. Sad
omg. i seriously went to bellevue highschool's prom. this is why i moved to chicago , from ohio. i swear to god . i swear to god.
HAHAHAHA what a creeper!!!!
O-H…. lol.
This state can be fucking weird.
Re: Anonymous –
Thank you, that was beautiful. *tear*
what a sicko
sicko
how embarrassing!
feel sorry for the wife - he likes having sex with a table - OMG! or maybe his wife wouldnt do it outside.
awww geez whats the world coming to when you can't fuck your picnic table! haha
What is wrong with you?
Why do you have to show both his face and name? Think on his wife and children, isn't it bad enough that their husband/father was caught doing such a strange thing? And now everyone knows who he is. I could understand it if he was a mass murderer or something, but he didn't hurt anyone. I think it's really tacky that you would and could show this. Shame on you!
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Why are weird perverts like him most of the time white?? I don't want to see that, because I'm starting to feel ashamed. fucking hate bastards like that scum.
People in LA do MUCH weirder things, and they don't have reports about it. It just bc its in conservative ohio. I'd SUE the neighbor. jesus.
what the hell.
His poor family ;/
At least he was having sex with a table and not something else
hahahahahahahahaha
How about a Shower? What a Freak!!!!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! i was laughing so hard i teared. WTF!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!
unfortunately, i live in the same town as this weirdo. ugh. its giving us such a bad name.
Hey it's Cameron Frye from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off!"
The neighbour went about it in the wrong way. If I were that neighbour, I would have found a way to tell the picnic table guy (probably anonymously) that I could see him and his picnic table. If he didn't stop at that point, maybe then I would have notified the cops.
Of all the horrible things people do in this world, this just doesn't seem like one of them.
hope he didn't get a splinter
this is so disgusting!
Hey, at least he isn't molesting little kids or raping women! If a picnic table floats his boat, then I say let him have all the tables he wants in the privacy of his own house!!! lol!!
u already posted this like last week..
holy shit thats funny!!!! What a perv, wonder what Mrs. price had to say about it????
disgusting and very sad, for his children. how horrible it must be to be the kids whose dad was fucking the picnic table. hopefully theyll be able to live that shit down. fucking idiot.
sick sad world we live in…
Un-fucking-believable
ok how do you know that newer vacuums have blades in the hose? what the hell are you doin with yours besides the floors? lol and yes this is gross, but it's freakin hilarious too! i hope his wife realizes how desperate he was for a lil ass! hehehe!
He was in his own yard!
Some picnick tables just look so good. It was asking for it.
OMG I LIVE NEAR THERE!!!!!! why are people here so fucking weird??
Now thats what i call a sticky situation!
At least this perv wasn't touching a child.
LMAO!!!! That is the funniest, most random shit I've ever heard!!! Poor guy, he wasn't bothering anybody
What the hell is wrong with men?
hope the kids do not turn out to be freaks or worse like their father!
dont u have anything better to do perez your a disgrace how can u wake up and look your self in the mirror know your full of bullshit
A freaking pinic table !?! WHY ???? c'mon…
Re: Jenna – he called the picnic table jenna
AWWW
HIS KIDS MUST BE EMBARRASSED
THIS IS DISGUSTING AND HIS DICK SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN STUCK IN THE TABLE AND CUT WITH THE END OF THE POLE SO THEN HE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IT AGAIN NOT WITH HIS WIFE OR THE TABLE AGAIN. i GUESS HE THOUGHT THE TABLE WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THAT WOULDN'T BE CONSIDERED CHEATING ON HIS WIFE.
ouch wouldn't that be splintery? and as for Ned with the coment on the vaccum how do you know all this that is a little questionable. sounds like you know first hand ouch that's worse than splinters ha!! i hope you didn't video tape that.
why did his neighbour video tape him 4 TIMES doin this?
people from ohio are fucking weird.
WTF! OMG! THAT'S PRETTY SICK! WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT, THE HOLE IN THE UMBRELLA STAND SATISFIES HIM LOL
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