Getting Married!
It's about time!
According to People, Beyoncé and Jay-Z filed a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, N.Y. on Tuesday morning!
The source says the document is valid for 60 days. They have until then to make it legit!
How exciting!
The couple have been dating for about SIX years now.
Beyoncé's mouthpiece responded, "No comment." Jay-Z's spokespwhore could not be reached for a statement.
Wonder what big, fluffy white confection Tina Knowles is whipping up for B's big day!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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firsttttt
First and yea!
I wonder who gets custody of her armpits if they divorce?
SECOND!
lol
omggg i HATE beyonce.
stupid attention seeking whore!
jayz's pretty fine tho tbhh.
but i think he shudd go back to rihanna
soo us girls can have CHRIS BROWN (;
WHAT! i live in Scarsdale…Im getting my camera and going out right now to catch them! Wish me luck!
omg
second
boo ya
SERIOUSLY?? … mm first?
HE'S STILL GOING TO CHEAT ON HER. ANY WOMAN WHO GETS MARRIED IS AN IDIOT. IT JUST TRAPS YOU INTO STAYING WITH THE PRICK WHEN HE DOGS YOU OUT AND HE WILL CAUSE THAT'S WHAT DOGS DO. ALL MEN ARE DOGS.
divorced in 3 months
MOORE TRAINED APES
FIRST?!? ABOUT TIME THEY GET HITCHED
who cares?
yay!
who gets married on april fool's day?
Second!!!?
Finally B and J are getting married!
OMGGGG
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!! LOL BEYONCE AND JAY-Z WILL NEVER GET MARRIED!!
second!!!!
should i say: Sorry~ Rihanna?
Just get her out of the music business, that's all I ask. Her screeching wouldn't be missed.
First!
Sounds like an April Fool's….but if it is for reals, I still don't care
yay!!! thats so awesum for them. they deserve each other.
HI GUYS, U WANT A SCOOP???
PARIS HILTON GOT MARRIED TODAY IN PARIS AT A HILTON HOLTEL IN FRONT OF MAYOR RACHIDA DATI. HER FAMILY WAS THERE.
Perez u r quite slow with scoops…
Why get married? It seems to be working out how they are doing things now.
Marriage is soooooo overrated!
Let me guess she is a going to wear a strapless wedding gown so she can show her pits once again!!! EWWWWWW
Tina's sense of style is so awful, I hope to god Vera Wang makes Beyonce's dress.
Thomas i love u
xxx
good for them!!
TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
finally fuck they have been so shut about it that its annoying why celebrities do that!
i am not a huge fan of either jay-z or beyonce but it is always refreshing to see hollywood couples that last…i feel like they been together forever, so it's about time!
he looks like a camel.
Who cares! She looks dirty; like she stanks!
OMG…………………CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH PICURES OF HER DRESS WOULD GO FOR ..FOR THE TABLOIDS…..OH MY GOD!! BEYONCE WILL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK….TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
Pop Fiction???
B is my girl! This is GREAT news!!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, shes already been told twice.
haha. April Fool, right?
I LIVE THERE TOO!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEIRD!!!
Ashton Kutcher n e 1?
Plus i pity the fool who marry this sobaco lovin chic.
finally!!
PEREZ I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T REPORTING ON SONY BMG ARTISTS????
Miss Tina's couture is always on clearance on Home Shopping Klub Network.
im from scarsdale
its scarsdale new york
or the village of scarsdale
I love jay and b they are the hottest in the game! I hope they get married and have lots of beautiful babies I love them
Marriage is just a prison without the steel bars. Guys: don't EVER get married. Don't fall for the woman's crap. They will say and do ANYTHING to get what they want. They cannot be trusted. Remember the saying: "A man is not complete until he's married, then he's finished." It really is true. Do yourself a favor and stay single. Your wallet and your sanity will be forever thankful.
did u ever think that this might be for ashton kutchers showss: popfiction
HE WILL CHEAT…if he hasn't already. GET A PRE-NUP B !
who cares? Is either of them even famous anymore?
I bet she's pregnant.
You have to really love a cock to say this is the one and only cock I will ever fuck/suck until I die….She should go out and try many many different big & beautiful cocks before she settles on that one…..
Thats so freaking cool! I been waiting on this for a long time. I think its great that they are FINALLY getting married. All men are NOT dogs! I have not heard of Jay Z cheating with nann bitch since he started dating Beyonce….shit who can match up to her? Thats just like if she dumped him…who the hell gonna match up to Jay Z? I know….NOBODY..NOBODY…NOBODY!
Whao that was weird. i commented and it erased..
anyways, as i said before..
Ashton N e one?
I also pity the foo who marrys this sobaco lovin "flower".. jaja
Re: Katiee – i agree, shes such a fag.
she shud go die. x
Isn't it April 1st???
BULLSHIT!
WONDERFUL!!! More blinged out black babies… just what the world needs. BLEHHH!!!
OMG yyaaaayyy!!! congrats for her and him!!!! yeh perez its about time lol
APRIL FOOLS…….THEY DID THAT TO MESS WITH EVERYONE…VERY FUNNY!
OMG!!!!! I LOVE BEYONCE!!!!! JAY-Z IS ALRIGHT. BUT BEYONCE AND JAY-Z TOGETHER, INCREDIBLE!!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO HAVE SOME CUTE LITTLE BABIES…. ANYONE WHO HATES THEM, MAY UR 1ST BORN HAVE 12 TOES!!!!!!!!!
Let's hope that she BUYS a proper wedding dress, keeps her pits shaved up and her wig sits on her head right!
WE TRICKED YOU ALL - APRIL FOOLS SUCKAS!!!
I think she's getting married for the attention.
She needs it somewhere in her life, i know no one is interested in her musical career/acting/everything else.
aha.
whatever it takes eh?
PEREZ WTF???? BEYONCE IS A SONY BMG ARTIST? I THOUGHT THEY ARE ALL "DEAD" TO YOU?????????
If this is real….then I missed them ’cause I live nearby!! darnit!! LOL
HELLO, IT'S APRIL 1ST, APRIL FOOLS! DOESN'T ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS THEIR SORRY ASS ATTEMPT AT HUMOR?
Ummm is it just me, or has anyone else thought MAYBE this is a clever April Fool's joke–perhaps even concocted by Ashton? Maybe I'm just being cynical, but the timing is curious..
They make a good pair. Her pits and his ape looking face. He should take some of his cash and fix that mug. He is rough looking.Do you think if he had no money he would get a chick like her? I doubt it.
uum thts fake u always getting fake news
MARRIAGE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO LIVE ALONE OR DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SELF-ESTEEM TO LIVE ALONE. WHY BURDEN YOURSELF WITH MARRYING SOME MAN WHO WILL ENSLAVE AND DEGRADE YOU THE FIRST CHANCE HE GETS? GO TO COLLEGE AND GET REAL CAREERS WOMEN, THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO SUCK ON HIS FUNKY NUTS JUST TO KEEP A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD.
Um..what a great April Fools joke they have played on People magazine.
Jeez.
Re: Jaselle –
umm he said he can't support their music
their personal life has nothing to do with it.
Hey, 6 years is not long -not compared to the time you are married (well, er, outside Hollywood, that is). Me and my fiancee have been together för nearly 6½ years now, engaged in 3½. And we're aiming for a wedding on our 10th anniversary.
Actually, I wish more people would do that. Instead of getting married within a year, and then divorced within 3 years after that. :/
Well, anyway, good luck to then both, they seem happy together and very stable.
lol damn rihanna you running around faking girlfriend and boyfriend with chris brown beyonce got the last laugh and the dude you wan't bitch lol
april fools, much?!
It is so about time! good for them!
Who cares at this point. This bitch can't stand not being the center of attention. Kelly re-released her album last week and a new Bey track "leaked". Then Michelle's new album dropped today and another Bey track "Leaked" Fake greedy bitch! Now this has happened? Everytime one of the other girls get a little shine, here comes this bitch with something to put the attention back on her. WE ARE SICK OF YOU BEYONCE, GO THE FUCK AWAY!.
Happily together for six years, they will get married and then divorce after six months. Why do people spoil a good thing?? Ever heard of the old expression "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"? These people date for years, get married and get divorced bitterly soon after. Marriage means nothing; it never did. Marriage is an institution that was simply designed to combine families and fortunes; it has nothing to do with love and commitment. I hope this really is an April Fools joke and B and Jay continue to "date" for another six years, proving everyone wrong who think "marriage" means anything special!!
Mabbo has a little resentment there…. maybeher hubby or wife went and fucked someone better. lolling at you
Pmg pplz stop hateing i thnk that these two have a right to be married. Cmon! 6 years together its not like they're one of those couples that get married after a week of being together. They've been throo so muhc together mi sure they can handle a marriage aww so awesome Gratz B!!
Don't let your mom design your wedding dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: So what –
Lol calm down, these girls love each other stop trygint to make out that Beyonce wants to hogg al the attention. In a letter to her fans on her website she said instead of worrying about her leaked demo, e sohuld support her girls Kelly and Michelle! SEEEEE SHE WANTS THEM TO GO GOOD! DUMB BUM!
Good luck Jigga Boo
beyonce is beautifull and a great performer and singer so good.beyonce smile and be happy:)
Re: Stacey Napkins – Why does Scarsdale smell so good?????
Cause there is a ROSENBLUME on every street! Ha, get it??????
who cares?? fuck these dumbass pricks
I don't believe it! I bet they are fooling us!!
:(
GOOD FOR HER, HOPEFULLY SHE GO AWAY FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, SHE OVEREXPOSED. AND ANNOYING AS HELL WACK TOO.
tHIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST WEDDING THIS YEAR, PROBABLY EVEN BIGGER THEN DONALD TRUMPS WEDDING. AND YA'LL OTHER LAME ASS BITCHS NEED TO STOP HATIN AND GET YOU SOMEBODY TO BE WITH INSTEAD OF WORING ABOUT HOW LONG THEY ARE GOING TO STAY TOGETHER!
I agree with you. MEN ARE DOGS! EVERY MAN CHEATS! Just a matter of who's smart enought NOT to get caught.
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I agree with you. MEN ARE DOGS! EVERY MAN CHEATS! Just a matter of who's smart enought NOT to get caught.
it's just scarsdale, not scarsdale village. and i'm pretty sure this is a joke bc no one i know from there has heard about this (i used to live there.)
JAY-Z IS UGLY!! HE HAS A BIG NOSE AND A BIG MOUTH!!
JAY-Z IS UGLY!! HE HAS A BIG NOSE AND A BIG MOUTH!!
JAY-Z IS UGLY!! HE HAS A BIG NOSE AND A BIG MOUTH!!
JAY-Z IS UGLY!! HE HAS A BIG NOSE AND A BIG MOUTH!!
JAY-Z IS UGLY!! HE HAS A BIG NOSE AND A BIG MOUTH!!
omggg thats insane but not unexpected
esp since i live in scarsdale village and would rly like to no wen they were here…..and why they chose scarsdale lol
hello can you idiots say APRIL FOOLS….
i hope they stay together