Hillary Clinton's April Fool's Joke
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wooooow, bowling!!! she should have said something like im droppin out of the race or something NOW that would have been a good joke. but at least she tried. :]
hillary is the best choice for president of the u.s.a. i hope we don't get the democratic version of george w. bush(barack hussein obama)
first?
wooooow. she should have thought of somthing better like dropping out of the race, that would have been a good one but nice attempt anyways.
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Hahaha..
And she would probably kick his ass at that.
5th!
Madame president is so cute. Perez come with me to PA. I do not want a man that hangs out with anti-gay people.
Hillary has always loved us. Obama is fake!
Hillart has always loved us gays. Obama only says that he does because he has to. Perez, come with me to PA. Obama is a fraud!
How in holy hell is Obama the democratic version of W.? Stretching it just a bit far…
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10th?
lol. she's trying hard, i guess
LOVE HER……SHE HAS SUCH A GREAT PERSONALITY….WHAT SWEET FUN REAL WOMEN SHE IS…..SUCH CLASS AND YET A GREAT FIGHTER…..OH SHE WILL WIN 4 SURE…..EVERY ONE KNOWS IT TOO.
Wow!
How completely….embarrassing for her.
This seriously doesn't make you cringe Perez? Or the rest of it (lying; lack of transparency of personal finances; secrecy about her membership in that crazy elitist, Republican religious sect)?
You're a stronger person than I.
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ORIGINALLY FROM LIKE 14 MILEZ FROM THERE..ALWAYZ HER TEAM.
How lame is that? Did anyone get an opinion poll call that asked if you thought it was funny? NOT FUNNY!
AHAHHAHAHAHHA SHES SO CUTE
As usual, Hillary=FAIL!
It's her destiny, not some half French, which hate us or some half black guy that has also been brought up to hate us.
Hillary is the best.
Obama HUSSAIN..DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD? HUSSAIN?
DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU FREAKING IDIOTS SOMETHING?
WE CANNOT AFFORD TO FUCK THIS UP.
7 YEARS OF FUCKING UP IS WAY TOO MUCH.
OUR CHILDREN ARE SUFFERING.
HILLARY AND BILL TOOK PEOPLE OFF OF WELFARE AND
GAVE THEM JOBS. THEY LEFT OUR GOVERNMENT WITH
MONEY IN THE TREASURY..LIKE $200 BILLION DOLLARS.
I HAVE YET TO SEE
A PRESIDENT THAT
EVER DID THAT..HILLARY ALL THE WAY, BABE BABE.
I like this, because it shows that Hillary is funny and not completely stiff. It's also not super-ridiculous like dropping out of the race…so she is still keeping her integredity. Funny, and appropriate
THe real jokewas, she said "I ate out Monika Lewinsky", then the mike went dead.
It was half way funny? lol atleast she tried….
I still love HILLARY.. GO HILLARY… HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!
LOVES IT!!!!
I love that she has a sense of humor and that she did this!:)
Obama does not have what it takes to be president. Its amazing what he gets away with and how little of it the media covers.
Take the nation Hillary, Its about time we have a female president!!!
Hillary 2008!!!!!
Keep supporting her Perez. Don't Ask, Don't Tell … The anti-gay ads in the South … Just the beginning. The gay community doesn't deserve what they are going to get if she is elected, but you do.
This is REALLY stupid sounding and from the tv airings of it the thinking's the same there, too!
lame.
somebody wrote this crap for her and she couldn't even read it well.
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Re: mimi – I'm voting for Obama in PA im so exited
KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT HILLARY!!! YOU HAVE A LOT OF SUPPORT OUT THERE, DESPITE THE HATERS!!!!!
Wow… she can't really even deliver a simple joke. Painful to watch.
Who/What the fuck is this "Redlasso" bullshit service? It NEVER WORKS.
Perez nobody gives a shit about this cunt.
well now here is a clear example of hillary "acting" (lying..:cough:)
next time in a speech when she uses such succinct enunciation we will be able to tell when she is lying… or maybe it just so easy for her to lie that she needs to use such tools to get "caught lying"
The only way for us to have another Bush in office is to vote MacCain!! Another 4 yrs of Bushisms….we DON'T NEED/WANT ANOTHER 4 YRS OF BUSHISM….I DON'T MUCH CARE WHO U VOTE FOR AS LONG AS IT ISN'T MACCAIN!!! VOTE NO FOR MACCAIN!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VOTE!
Perhaps Obama's god-damn-America church doesn't acknowledge April Fool's. They think it's another white day designed to bring black people down. Or perhaps he's busy today mixing up his next batch of koolaid. Obama as president - never!
Perhaps Obama's god-damn-America church doesn't acknowledge April Fool's. They think it's another whitey day designed to bring black people down. Or perhaps he's busy today mixing up his next batch of koolaid.
I thought her April Fools joke was when she told that totally bogus story about Bosnia, over and over and over again.
This was really dumb and not funny, the only joke would be america if she was president.
This whore will do anything for votes and attention. ugh. NOT FUNNY. quit already.
YAAAAAWNNNN……how about sending us a feed of her lying through her teeth about her Bosnia trip. Hmm….sit and spin Perez…..sit and spin….
She's about as funny and entertaining as YOU Fat Sleezy PEREZ!!!! Billary is going straight down the toilet as your career will soon follow!!!!!!!!
HAHAHA
FUNNY STUFF
LOVE YOU HIL AND PEREZ
Re: B. SMIT – loving the use of the middle name..verrry ignorant - welcome to america
HAHAHAHA SHE IS FUNNY!!
Obama sucks, haha he bowled 37 hahah PATHETIC!!! EVEN a chimp can bowl better.
LOL Hillary rocks!!!
Obama is not a real man, what real men bowl only 37?????????????
maybe she should have said "im finally leaving that two timing cheat of my husband" or "im fianlly comin g out of the closet" or "i lied about bosnia" or "my global healthcare plan wa a big fiasco" or "all i did as first lady was arrange flowers and have tea with other first ladies…thats my experience" or maybe even "i know i cant win this contest, i am dropping out" ahhh that would have done it!
proof that hillary is a robot.
McCain will win! Thank God!
Re: Hillary was sent to help us. – you're a fucking dumbass…
he was given his middle name before sadam was a torturer, and he was given the name WHEN THE US WAS GIVING MONEY to sadam…
PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC…grow the fuck up…
do us a favor and don't vote…because you don't know anything and youre a fuckin' retard…
Go Hillary!!!
Hillary 08!!
Hahha I love her!!!!!!!!!!! She's awesome….!! Go Hillary!!!!
Re: B. SMIT –
You're a fuckin' idiot
I can't wait till this cunt goes down in flames, have the bubbly ready!!! (French) no sense in being economical when something is worth celebrating! McCain will win in November!
not funny, so stupid. Way to waste viewers and journalist time and money
Dumb bitch didn't even know that Monica was blowing her husband in the Oval Office on Easter Sunday. And she thinks she can protect us from terrorists? CLUELESS.
Sheesh….that woman is boring.
And another thing, it's nice that she's staying in the race - and with 10 contests left, she should - but she does need a miracle to win it. Otherwise, the Superdelegates will see that one candidate has won more states, more pledged delegates, and more total votes. That is plain and simply irrefutable (she can't challenge that for all you idiots).
Re: Parker – speak for yourself dipshit
Re: dan davenport – well i guess that means hilary and perez are enteraining because if perez was not you would not have came to his site.douche.
She sucks! GO OBAMA!!!!
HILLARY U FUCKIN' SKANKY WHORE! DROP OUT LOSER! IF BILL DIDNT FUCK MONIKA LEWINSKY U MIGHT HAVE HAD A CHANCE!
why do hillary supporters speak with such hate in there tone ? :,one poking fun of rev.-write and april fools -US history lessen #1 slavery was a business ,lynching was a sport ,rape was recreation, asian in concentration camps was fear ,jews deemed as communist was-self loathing ,amerindians kick of reservations ,woman treated as second class ,then there were church bombings fire-hoes and dog attacks ,government intervention for higher education ,useless wars, dug trades, bias S T D experiments,etc etc .This country with it glory and imperfection is were we are - the here and now -it was build by the blood tears and fears of the black ,the brown ,the red ,the yellow and the white both men woman and cross or transgenderd be it physical or spiritual ,the art the music the beauty the grace the strength the courage , The people that gave and give there lives to see us shine above all others was little bit of rev write .We shot our own we presidents and uniting leaders -so maybe "God bless America "is the better slogan,the lord has spoken-we need a change yes we do and "YES WE CAN"
Obama–how could anyone want a president who won't salute the american flag?
It would be have been cooler if she had referred to balling, or water sports, or felching.
re :Samantha- it was a national anthem not the pledge of allegiance- don't spread that rumor again honey -people will think you misspoke and that not cool.
Ohhh she's so damn dumb!
She's a PIMP and I love it!!
Hillary on '08!!
re:samantha -i know ,lets vote for someone who can't manage there own campaign ,who can tell a lie as fast as the economy is sinking. who was pro war and has the family values of a hamster no i'm sorry- the male hamster eat there young before they leave to go fuck something else -Bill did not find chelsea appetizing and neither does any one else. The Clintons are evil -p s Bush had ready implement a reform on the economy -the clinton took the credit READ bicthz!!!!
Hahaha a bowl-off!! LMAO
GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!
loves it!
goooooooooo Hillary ….
your joke might have been funny if you actually acted like you thought it was funny!
have a sense of humor for goodness sake!
amazing.
HILL arious.
WTF?!?!?! 37? and I thought I was bad,
I can get at least like 80
Re: lorraine – MY entire family is voting for Hillary in PA.We do not want someone who hates America in the WH. Billary did a lot for my black family. I will not turn my back on them unlike most black folks!
Re: Chelsey – Since when has it been ignorant to use a middle name? His middle name is HUSSEIN.You are the ignorant one that gets offended when people use his middle name.
That was HILLARY-OUS!
I LOVE THE CLINTONS.
THE CLINTONS MADE AMERICA PEACEFUL AND PROSPEROUS IN THE 90'S. ONLY IDIOTS WOULDN'T WANT THAT BACK.
GO HILLARY…WELCOME TO PA!
All you gay people are so stupid. You all are always saying that the Clintons love gay people. Pleassee! You all are dumbasses. Dont you know that the Clintons are the reason that you all are denied some of the rights yall are fighting so hard for, like the right to get married. Bill Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act banning homosexual marriage, but yall claim the Clintons lovesss the gays. Some of you gays are morons.
Hiliary is so poor!
She don't know that her husband Clinton is still cheating on her and seeking sexy beauties @@@@ MeetingRich…com ——————– I have sympathy for Haliary!
Go Obama!!! The latest polls show that he's only 5 points down in Pennsylvania and fast catching up. The fat lady is already clearing her throat. Bill and Hill are going down!!!
Enough of the lies. Enough of the deception. Enough of the triangulation.
Go OBAMA in 2008!!!
STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION SHE LIED ABOUT BOSNIA VISIT AND HER BEING UNDER SNIPER FIRE.
STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION HER LEAK OF THE PHOTO OF OBAMA IN AFRICAN GARB, AND HOW SHE INTENDED IT TO LOOK TERRORISTISH FOR DUMB PEOPLE OF AMERICA.
STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION CLINTON HAS YET TO RELEASE HER TAX INFORMATION.
STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION THAT ONE OF CLINTONS ADVISER QUIT AFTER SAYING OBAMA WOULD NOT BE AHEAD OF THE RACE IF HE WEREN'T BLACK.
Those who say that a man named HUSSEIN has no right to be President of America are the same people who think that people with surnames such as Perez or Gonzalez or Peña have no right to be President of America.
Wake up people. America is a MULTI-CULTURAL country.
Its really scary how well she can lie and keep a totally straight face…….just like another Clinton we know……..
WOW…that wasnt funny at all…she is an asshole…and shes retarted. her face is fucked up….yea so if it was a real joke, why the fuck wasnt she even laughing when she said it….so how was it an april fools joke?!
SHES fUCKing rETArTED
…0BAMA08
Re: Samantha – how could anyone want a president whose every action desecrates the u.s. flag?
Lol I love her
Re: Hillary was sent to help us. –
First of all, it's spelled as HUSSEIN jackass. Secondly, Hussein is like having the name John in America. Just like Juan in Mexico. Just like Nguyen in Vietnamese is like Smith. I voted for Hilary in NY and she lied to everyone and voted against everything that she said that she would do. Like vote for gay rights. Oddly, she voted against every single thing that she said that she would do. Thanks Hillary, you'll be as great of a liar as GW. And for all of you idiots, do some research on your candidates because you obviously don't know shit.
Hilary is a republican. She only switched parties when she had a falling out with Lee Atwater. Learn your history, dumbasses.
Yeah, don't asked don't tell did so much for gays… Yeah right! This old bitch is needs to give up on the comedy act - reciting corny ass lines! Her dodging sniper fire is the funniest thing in a while. Time for her to exit stage left.
Re: hilary[[ewwwwwww]] – Are you really as mentally retarded as you sound?
Gag me! Her name should be Hil-LIE-ry — that's what we voters in PA call her. Obama will be our next Democratic president!
Dumb bitch…shut the fuck up !
Well, at least someone on her speech writing team has a sense of humor. She sure as hell doesn't.
SHE SUCKS
I THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID THT SHE WAS DROPING OUT OF THE RACE! THT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MAJOR FREAKIN SHOCKER!!!!!!!
PS: 10th????? wtf?
OMG…is there nothing better to say on national tv from a presidential candidate? It seems like there are more important things going on in the world that need to be discussed before they waste our time with this kind of crap.
that's pretty funny!
HELLS YEAH! This is how we should solve all our problems! Seriously, bowl-offs, dance-offs…the world would be such a better place.
Hilary would soooo kick Obama's butt in bowling. Psshh.
Lol. I think she'd be a good choice for president, and I like her sense of humor.