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Hillary Clinton's April Fool's Joke

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101 comments to “Hillary Clinton's April Fool's Joke”

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  1. cici says – reply to this
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    wooooow, bowling!!! she should have said something like im droppin out of the race or something NOW that would have been a good joke. but at least she tried. :]

  2. B. SMIT says – reply to this
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    hillary is the best choice for president of the u.s.a. i hope we don't get the democratic version of george w. bush(barack hussein obama)

  3. Tabi says – reply to this
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    first?

  4. cici says – reply to this
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    wooooow. she should have thought of somthing better like dropping out of the race, that would have been a good one but nice attempt anyways.
    :]

  5. Hillary2008 says – reply to this
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    Hahaha..
    And she would probably kick his ass at that.

  6. alexandra says – reply to this
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    5th!

  7. mimi says – reply to this
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    Madame president is so cute. Perez come with me to PA. I do not want a man that hangs out with anti-gay people.
    Hillary has always loved us. Obama is fake!

  8. mimi says – reply to this
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    Hillart has always loved us gays. Obama only says that he does because he has to. Perez, come with me to PA. Obama is a fraud!

  9. WHATCHU TALKING BOUT B.SMIT!? says – reply to this
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    How in holy hell is Obama the democratic version of W.? Stretching it just a bit far…

  10. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this
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    I luv me hill and me bill they r

    magically deliciouzzzzzzzzzzzbitchez♥♥☼☼♥]]]

  11. adf says – reply to this
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    10th?

  12. megan! says – reply to this
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    lol. she's trying hard, i guess

  13. meow says – reply to this
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    LOVE HER……SHE HAS SUCH A GREAT PERSONALITY….WHAT SWEET FUN REAL WOMEN SHE IS…..SUCH CLASS AND YET A GREAT FIGHTER…..OH SHE WILL WIN 4 SURE…..EVERY ONE KNOWS IT TOO.

  14. Moimeme says – reply to this
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    Wow!

    How completely….embarrassing for her.

    This seriously doesn't make you cringe Perez? Or the rest of it (lying; lack of transparency of personal finances; secrecy about her membership in that crazy elitist, Republican religious sect)?

    You're a stronger person than I.

  15. God, I luv theze people..they turn me on.. says – reply to this
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    hell yea bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    we know hillzzzzz
    secretzzzzzzz
    no more
    muzlimz
    or cockz
    in the
    white
    houze
    itz our turn bitchezzzzzzzzzGO STEELERZ…LUV THEM.MY MOMZ
    ORIGINALLY FROM LIKE 14 MILEZ FROM THERE..ALWAYZ HER TEAM.

  16. Susan says – reply to this
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    How lame is that? Did anyone get an opinion poll call that asked if you thought it was funny? NOT FUNNY!

  17. laila says – reply to this
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    AHAHHAHAHAHHA SHES SO CUTE

  18. Redrum says – reply to this
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    As usual, Hillary=FAIL!

  19. Hillary was sent to help us. says – reply to this
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    It's her destiny, not some half French, which hate us or some half black guy that has also been brought up to hate us.
    Hillary is the best.
    Obama HUSSAIN..DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD? HUSSAIN?
    DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU FREAKING IDIOTS SOMETHING?
    WE CANNOT AFFORD TO FUCK THIS UP.
    7 YEARS OF FUCKING UP IS WAY TOO MUCH.
    OUR CHILDREN ARE SUFFERING.
    HILLARY AND BILL TOOK PEOPLE OFF OF WELFARE AND
    GAVE THEM JOBS. THEY LEFT OUR GOVERNMENT WITH
    MONEY IN THE TREASURY..LIKE $200 BILLION DOLLARS.
    I HAVE YET TO SEE
    A PRESIDENT THAT
    EVER DID THAT..HILLARY ALL THE WAY, BABE BABE.

  20. cute says – reply to this
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    I like this, because it shows that Hillary is funny and not completely stiff. It's also not super-ridiculous like dropping out of the race…so she is still keeping her integredity. Funny, and appropriate

  21. Lauren says – reply to this
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    THe real jokewas, she said "I ate out Monika Lewinsky", then the mike went dead.

  22. Chris says – reply to this
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    It was half way funny? lol atleast she tried….

    I still love HILLARY.. GO HILLARY… HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!

  23. Matt says – reply to this
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    LOVES IT!!!!
    I love that she has a sense of humor and that she did this!:)
    Obama does not have what it takes to be president. Its amazing what he gets away with and how little of it the media covers.
    Take the nation Hillary, Its about time we have a female president!!!
    Hillary 2008!!!!!

  24. HAHA says – reply to this
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    Keep supporting her Perez. Don't Ask, Don't Tell … The anti-gay ads in the South … Just the beginning. The gay community doesn't deserve what they are going to get if she is elected, but you do.

  25. obama supporter says – reply to this
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    This is REALLY stupid sounding and from the tv airings of it the thinking's the same there, too!

  26. RJII says – reply to this
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    lame.
    somebody wrote this crap for her and she couldn't even read it well.

  27. kp says – reply to this
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    I

  28. lorraine says – reply to this
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    Re: mimi – I'm voting for Obama in PA im so exited

  29. Paulie says – reply to this
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    KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT HILLARY!!! YOU HAVE A LOT OF SUPPORT OUT THERE, DESPITE THE HATERS!!!!!

  30. Scott says – reply to this
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    Wow… she can't really even deliver a simple joke. Painful to watch.

  31. Redlasso sucks the biggest dick in town says – reply to this
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    Who/What the fuck is this "Redlasso" bullshit service? It NEVER WORKS.

  32. Parker says – reply to this
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    Perez nobody gives a shit about this cunt.

  33. sj says – reply to this
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    well now here is a clear example of hillary "acting" (lying..:cough:)
    next time in a speech when she uses such succinct enunciation we will be able to tell when she is lying… or maybe it just so easy for her to lie that she needs to use such tools to get "caught lying"

  34. 3rd planet says – reply to this
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    The only way for us to have another Bush in office is to vote MacCain!! Another 4 yrs of Bushisms….we DON'T NEED/WANT ANOTHER 4 YRS OF BUSHISM….I DON'T MUCH CARE WHO U VOTE FOR AS LONG AS IT ISN'T MACCAIN!!! VOTE NO FOR MACCAIN!!!!!!!!!!! BUT VOTE!

  35. Alex says – reply to this
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    Perhaps Obama's god-damn-America church doesn't acknowledge April Fool's. They think it's another white day designed to bring black people down. Or perhaps he's busy today mixing up his next batch of koolaid. Obama as president - never!

  36. Alex says – reply to this
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    Perhaps Obama's god-damn-America church doesn't acknowledge April Fool's. They think it's another whitey day designed to bring black people down. Or perhaps he's busy today mixing up his next batch of koolaid.

  37. KF says – reply to this
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    I thought her April Fools joke was when she told that totally bogus story about Bosnia, over and over and over again.

  38. Alex says – reply to this
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    This was really dumb and not funny, the only joke would be america if she was president.

  39. Anything for votes says – reply to this
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    This whore will do anything for votes and attention. ugh. NOT FUNNY. quit already.

  40. chitownsfinest says – reply to this
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    YAAAAAWNNNN……how about sending us a feed of her lying through her teeth about her Bosnia trip. Hmm….sit and spin Perez…..sit and spin….

  41. dan davenport says – reply to this
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    She's about as funny and entertaining as YOU Fat Sleezy PEREZ!!!! Billary is going straight down the toilet as your career will soon follow!!!!!!!!

  42. BEYONCEHSBIGTHIGHS says – reply to this
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    HAHAHA

    FUNNY STUFF

    LOVE YOU HIL AND PEREZ

  43. Chelsey says – reply to this
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    Re: B. SMIT – loving the use of the middle name..verrry ignorant - welcome to america

  44. BEYONcEHSBIGTHIGHS says – reply to this
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    HAHAHAHA SHE IS FUNNY!!

    Obama sucks, haha he bowled 37 hahah PATHETIC!!! EVEN a chimp can bowl better.

  45. Evandro says – reply to this
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    LOL Hillary rocks!!!

    Obama is not a real man, what real men bowl only 37?????????????

  46. miranda says – reply to this
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    maybe she should have said "im finally leaving that two timing cheat of my husband" or "im fianlly comin g out of the closet" or "i lied about bosnia" or "my global healthcare plan wa a big fiasco" or "all i did as first lady was arrange flowers and have tea with other first ladies…thats my experience" or maybe even "i know i cant win this contest, i am dropping out" ahhh that would have done it!

  47. Nina says – reply to this
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    proof that hillary is a robot.

  48. Joyous1 says – reply to this
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    McCain will win! Thank God!

  49. gem for obama says – reply to this
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    Re: Hillary was sent to help us. – you're a fucking dumbass…
    he was given his middle name before sadam was a torturer, and he was given the name WHEN THE US WAS GIVING MONEY to sadam…
    PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC…grow the fuck up…
    do us a favor and don't vote…because you don't know anything and youre a fuckin' retard…

  50. Ellen says – reply to this
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    Go Hillary!!!
    Hillary 08!!

  51. lainie Lewis says – reply to this
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    Hahha I love her!!!!!!!!!!! She's awesome….!! Go Hillary!!!!

  52. tim says – reply to this
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    Re: B. SMIT

    You're a fuckin' idiot

  53. pedro says – reply to this
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    I can't wait till this cunt goes down in flames, have the bubbly ready!!! (French) no sense in being economical when something is worth celebrating! McCain will win in November!

  54. lao says – reply to this
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    not funny, so stupid. Way to waste viewers and journalist time and money

  55. Joe Blow says – reply to this
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    Dumb bitch didn't even know that Monica was blowing her husband in the Oval Office on Easter Sunday. And she thinks she can protect us from terrorists? CLUELESS.

  56. Greg says – reply to this
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    Sheesh….that woman is boring.

  57. Greg says – reply to this
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    And another thing, it's nice that she's staying in the race - and with 10 contests left, she should - but she does need a miracle to win it. Otherwise, the Superdelegates will see that one candidate has won more states, more pledged delegates, and more total votes. That is plain and simply irrefutable (she can't challenge that for all you idiots).

  58. to scott says – reply to this
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    Re: Parker – speak for yourself dipshit

  59. your a badass..noy says – reply to this
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    Re: dan davenport – well i guess that means hilary and perez are enteraining because if perez was not you would not have came to his site.douche.

  60. Kelly says – reply to this
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    She sucks! GO OBAMA!!!!

  61. B-BYE HILLARY says – reply to this
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    HILLARY U FUCKIN' SKANKY WHORE! DROP OUT LOSER! IF BILL DIDNT FUCK MONIKA LEWINSKY U MIGHT HAVE HAD A CHANCE!

  62. the lord says – reply to this
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    why do hillary supporters speak with such hate in there tone ? :,one poking fun of rev.-write and april fools -US history lessen #1 slavery was a business ,lynching was a sport ,rape was recreation, asian in concentration camps was fear ,jews deemed as communist was-self loathing ,amerindians kick of reservations ,woman treated as second class ,then there were church bombings fire-hoes and dog attacks ,government intervention for higher education ,useless wars, dug trades, bias S T D experiments,etc etc .This country with it glory and imperfection is were we are - the here and now -it was build by the blood tears and fears of the black ,the brown ,the red ,the yellow and the white both men woman and cross or transgenderd be it physical or spiritual ,the art the music the beauty the grace the strength the courage , The people that gave and give there lives to see us shine above all others was little bit of rev write .We shot our own we presidents and uniting leaders -so maybe "God bless America "is the better slogan,the lord has spoken-we need a change yes we do and "YES WE CAN"

  63. Samantha says – reply to this
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    Obama–how could anyone want a president who won't salute the american flag?

  64. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this
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    It would be have been cooler if she had referred to balling, or water sports, or felching.

  65. the lord says – reply to this
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    re :Samantha- it was a national anthem not the pledge of allegiance- don't spread that rumor again honey -people will think you misspoke and that not cool.

  66. Trevor says – reply to this
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    Ohhh she's so damn dumb!

  67. Kelly says – reply to this
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    She's a PIMP and I love it!!
    Hillary on '08!!

  68. the lord says – reply to this
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    re:samantha -i know ,lets vote for someone who can't manage there own campaign ,who can tell a lie as fast as the economy is sinking. who was pro war and has the family values of a hamster no i'm sorry- the male hamster eat there young before they leave to go fuck something else -Bill did not find chelsea appetizing and neither does any one else. The Clintons are evil -p s Bush had ready implement a reform on the economy -the clinton took the credit READ bicthz!!!!

  69. ladylindsay says – reply to this
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    Hahaha a bowl-off!! LMAO

  70. Dave says – reply to this
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    GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!

  71. Katie says – reply to this
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    loves it!

  72. emmanuel says – reply to this
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    goooooooooo Hillary ….

  73. bEBOLD says – reply to this
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    your joke might have been funny if you actually acted like you thought it was funny!
    have a sense of humor for goodness sake!

  74. katarina kappa says – reply to this
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    amazing.

  75. She's great! says – reply to this
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    HILL arious.

  76. j-niner says – reply to this
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    WTF?!?!?! 37? and I thought I was bad,
    I can get at least like 80

  77. mimi says – reply to this
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    Re: lorraine – MY entire family is voting for Hillary in PA.We do not want someone who hates America in the WH. Billary did a lot for my black family. I will not turn my back on them unlike most black folks!

  78. Khalil says – reply to this
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    Re: Chelsey – Since when has it been ignorant to use a middle name? His middle name is HUSSEIN.You are the ignorant one that gets offended when people use his middle name.

  79. ALICIA says – reply to this
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    That was HILLARY-OUS!
    I LOVE THE CLINTONS.
    THE CLINTONS MADE AMERICA PEACEFUL AND PROSPEROUS IN THE 90'S. ONLY IDIOTS WOULDN'T WANT THAT BACK.
    GO HILLARY…WELCOME TO PA!

  80. Honey says – reply to this
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    All you gay people are so stupid. You all are always saying that the Clintons love gay people. Pleassee! You all are dumbasses. Dont you know that the Clintons are the reason that you all are denied some of the rights yall are fighting so hard for, like the right to get married. Bill Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act banning homosexual marriage, but yall claim the Clintons lovesss the gays. Some of you gays are morons.

  81. Sophia says – reply to this
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    Hiliary is so poor!
    She don't know that her husband Clinton is still cheating on her and seeking sexy beauties @@@@ MeetingRich…com ——————– I have sympathy for Haliary!

  82. zippo says – reply to this
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    Go Obama!!! The latest polls show that he's only 5 points down in Pennsylvania and fast catching up. The fat lady is already clearing her throat. Bill and Hill are going down!!!

    Enough of the lies. Enough of the deception. Enough of the triangulation.

    Go OBAMA in 2008!!!

  83. rob says – reply to this
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    STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION SHE LIED ABOUT BOSNIA VISIT AND HER BEING UNDER SNIPER FIRE.

    STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION HER LEAK OF THE PHOTO OF OBAMA IN AFRICAN GARB, AND HOW SHE INTENDED IT TO LOOK TERRORISTISH FOR DUMB PEOPLE OF AMERICA.

    STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION CLINTON HAS YET TO RELEASE HER TAX INFORMATION.

    STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO MENTION THAT ONE OF CLINTONS ADVISER QUIT AFTER SAYING OBAMA WOULD NOT BE AHEAD OF THE RACE IF HE WEREN'T BLACK.

  84. zippo says – reply to this
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    Those who say that a man named HUSSEIN has no right to be President of America are the same people who think that people with surnames such as Perez or Gonzalez or Peña have no right to be President of America.

    Wake up people. America is a MULTI-CULTURAL country.

  85. Andrea says – reply to this
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    Its really scary how well she can lie and keep a totally straight face…….just like another Clinton we know……..

  86. hilary[[ewwwwwww]] says – reply to this
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    WOW…that wasnt funny at all…she is an asshole…and shes retarted. her face is fucked up….yea so if it was a real joke, why the fuck wasnt she even laughing when she said it….so how was it an april fools joke?!
    SHES fUCKing rETArTED

    …0BAMA08