If You Are Easily Offended…

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Former actress and soon-to-be reality TV "star" Denise Richards is on the cover of the new issue of Shape magazine.

Doesn't she look like a high-priced hooker???? Maybe she was!

Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm / Email this »

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YUKers says – reply to this

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She has a Man's Belly BUTTON!
HA!HA!
That ain't Denise Richards, baby, that's a MAN!
shawn says – reply to this

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No body gives a shit! Go away Denise Shitards!
liverpool lass uk says – reply to this

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leave her alone her husband is a wife beating scum bag!!
heather says – reply to this

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fuck you perez youre fattttttt.
Derek Adam. says – reply to this

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OK guys come on…she probs looks better than half the people making these comments…B) she doesnt look bad at all - shes not drop dead gorgeous but HELLO shes no ugly betty - C) SHES A MOTHER OF TWO she probs has a better body than half the teens in america! GIVE HER A BREAK - write something nice kiss kiss
JenniferIsRight says – reply to this

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Re: TehDevil – perez is not on meth!! lol
Antonia says – reply to this

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it looks like her head was photoshopped on and what is with that smile??
nett says – reply to this

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Why do people hate on her so much?? I don't fucken get it. Charlie Sheen is a loser & an asshole who cheats on every broad he comes in contact with & DENISE is the one that people bash? Makes no damn sense…
AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this

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I have just never found her to be attractive. Her eyes are strange, sort of fish-like.
shutuphaters says – reply to this

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shut up idiots. youre not half as hot as she is and perez you go eat a cock
Cristal says – reply to this

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No… I think she looks great! her make-up is light and fresh and even if her body was photoshoped, what magazine now days doesnt photoshop their cover lady and MAN???….
WittyWise says – reply to this

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IS there a BIGGER Skank than Denise Richards??? I cannot believe some judge would allow her to USE her kids to further HER non-existant career! At least Charlie changed his life and became a real dad to his girls. Denise still wants more and more attention like some kind of media whore. I hope the daughters realize who the GOOD GUYS and BAD GUYS are when they get older!!!
WittyWise says – reply to this

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Re: nett – She fucked her BEST friends husband mad ehim part of her daily life with the girls! She also badmouthed Charlie with exaggerated claims. She would sell BOTH her kids to get ahead in show business. How can you not know ANY of this?????
Tubular says – reply to this

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Skunt…
ladylindsay says – reply to this

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Yuck. She looks like a tranny.
*** says – reply to this

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her face is weird idk what it is maybe her dark eyebrows it just doesnt look right!
shiz says – reply to this

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better than a low priced hooker??
realandfabulous says – reply to this

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What's with the mustache on the upper lip? She obviously forgot to wax.
JP says – reply to this

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Yes she looks like a hooker, but I'd still do her!
Wayne says – reply to this

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She is junk. Please show the "other" bikini photos of her. You know the Hawaii vajayjay photos letting it all hang out? Those aren't photoshopped and are ABSOLUTELY hilarious!!!
Paul J MF says – reply to this

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I trhink she is gorgeous. Would love to love her ANYTIME.
Feelingperez says – reply to this

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Whatever happened to her emails to Sheen asking him to sperminate her again with another kid? (That's a stable divorced mother for ya.) Guess she wanted to add another cast member to her reality program. Do those kids get paid for being on that show? Is she keeping the cash? Does anybody know?
amanda says – reply to this

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i think she's very pretty and wish I had a body like hers.
Considering her age and that she's had kids I think she looks good.
and no she doesnt look like a hooker, she looks like a normal woman in a bikini - so are you saying everyone who looks happy in a bikini looks like a hooker? - maybe you need your eyes tested?
alissa says – reply to this

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i think she's a pretty woman but so so ugly inside, i bet she's a MAJOR bitch in real life and no you couldn't pay me to watch her show!!!!! i think it's sickening and wrong the way she dangles those two lil girl's over charlies head , like they're all hers, she wouldn't have them w/out him, oh and she's a home wrecker too, i just don't see ANYTHING to like about her except maybe her airbrushed bod, but that only goes so far!!!!!!
Janice says – reply to this

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you have to admit that after [insert number of kids here] she looks tonned. but then again she's probably not loaded enough to hire mariah's air brusher.

still fug though
angelica says – reply to this

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just seems like a cheap magazine cover.
And wtf happened with her huge breasts???
I think she took off her implants. She's better without them anyways.
the truth says – reply to this

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PHOTO**F*(#^*%) SHOP. Skank Denise's head on someone else's body! People, get a GD clue!!!
Sexy Sadie says – reply to this

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She looks like a horse in drag!
leis says – reply to this

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high priced? try $2
Fjfjglkdjfgldfkjglfdkjgalskjdgs says – reply to this

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SAYS THE GROSS FAT FUCKER WITH NO CLASS, STYLE OR DIGNITY…..

WHATEVER!!!!!
cintha says – reply to this

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Aint jealousy a bitch?
emma says – reply to this

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why do all these girls have to become mannish looking? just keep some weight on. looking like a tranny isn't good.
lena says – reply to this

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Why do you pick on her so much? Her ex-husbandis no angel. I think he is a such an ass
Alexis says – reply to this

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she looks BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nikki says – reply to this

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i think shes BEAUTIFUL ur just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!
henco1959 says – reply to this

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If you compare what he has now versus THIS, then it looks like Charlie definitely traded up!
me says – reply to this

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all i want is to have a body like hers when i have my kids!!!!!!!!!
lala says – reply to this

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Perez, just cause you had banged charlie a couple of times-looks like your jealously of Denise is getting the best of you! Denise is a pretty girl & mother! Charlie & his fake-ass realionship with that No-One Brooke is a joke & wont last!
Traci says – reply to this

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I never used to care about her at all!!! Now I DESPISE her. What a TWAT!!!!!!!!!! Leave your kids out of your famewhore dreams.
cheaa says – reply to this

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her face looks like a skinny LC
April G says – reply to this

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Perhaps you haven't seen a high priced hooker lately. This girl looks in shape. Gee, and she's on the cover of Shape.
Shina says – reply to this

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So annoying! I will definetly buy this issue, only because she is on the cover. Her kids are the fuggest things I have ever seen. You wait, they will be even uglier than Rumer & the rest when they grow up.
liz says – reply to this

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Damn!!Ya'll are being so mean. She looks hot if you don't look at her face. Her bod looks great.
ALEXIS says – reply to this

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BRITNEY OSSAMI LUFTI IS BACK!!!! Or maybe it's just Hulk Hogan
heathen says – reply to this

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I guess mimi's photoshop re-toucher had the day off?
I.Z. says – reply to this

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No Perez, she doesn't. As much as I hate her personality, I must admit she looks amazing for a woman who gave birth to two children.
APRIL says – reply to this

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SHE HAS AN UGLY BELLY BUTTON.
DH says – reply to this

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She looks really freaky in this picture…almost possessed or something. SHE'S FUCKED UP!!!!!
Steve says – reply to this

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Get real, she may be a douche but she is HOT
Nola C. Salazar says – reply to this

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I am so very sick of this celeberty wanna be asslicking whore. The very thought of her makes me sick, and the fact that she explots her children is even worse.
tara says – reply to this

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man…jealousy is a disease. get well people. she looks good for having children.
Tash says – reply to this

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She looks really good tbh
safz says – reply to this

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her face iz so fuckiin retarded….
Harri says – reply to this

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THAT'S the best of the photo shoot? or maybe the photographer just said "okay, pose." *click* "man, that's enough, i'm gonna hurl"
paige says – reply to this

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Her body is not even remotely impressive. I don't know why they would put her on the cover.
Kandy says – reply to this

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Re: jENNY –

no, I won't vote for him. he's little, and sorta precious and all, but seriously-nobody is gonna buy that shiz.
d@rciE says – reply to this

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a little or a LOT of Photoshop work here… I would put money on that not being her body!
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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HATE HER GUTS, DIRTY BACK STABBING BOTTOM FEEDING FISHLIPPED SLURRY
k says – reply to this

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why ? what's wrong with this ??
Susie Bear says – reply to this

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Whats up with her face?
juju says – reply to this

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I cannot stand this stupid bitch. She is A big fat nothing, talentless piece of shit. Denise quit your day job you are nothing.
tom says – reply to this

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high priced? really? ….
Joanne says – reply to this

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Dude it Shape. not Vogue or some shit. I think she looks amazing for having kids.
One Love says – reply to this

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she looks vapid, too be honest. something's not right with the stare. she has those androgynous features that fashion seems to appreciate.. nothing good makeup won't fix.
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magazines also have to stop with the liberal amounts of airbrush.. AND tanning cream.
jenbunny says – reply to this

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that's a man, baby!

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