Madge Does Cannes!
Filed under: Madonna > Heidi Klum > Sharon Stone
Madonna and Sharon Stone will be co-hosting Harvey Weinstein's annual Cinema Against AIDS gala at Cannes this year!
Seal is scheduled to perform at the gala. That means everyone will be treated to the yummy mummy Heidi Klum, too!
That's not all for her Madgesty at Cannes! The night before the gala, Madge's documentary I Am Because We Are will be shown at the film festival. Madonna produced, a guy named Nathan Rissman directed. The film profiles children orphaned by AIDS in Malwai.
Guy has been so event shy these days. If Madge needs a date, we're available!
Posted: April 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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Grr, i'm so sick of Madonna right now! She looks like a man, okay! There I said it!
*Ps. Miley CYRUS.. should be called Miley SINUS!
Why are you so obsessed with this talentless skank? Her 15 minutes are long over.
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everyone is so lame who comments on this stuff–stop blaming perez losers, look at yourselves and each other..ur the ones reading this talking to him like he reads ur shit…all lame. lame. lame. what? not even gonna defend yourselves?
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THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT FOR MADONNA PEREZ. SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awesome! It's amazing when people who are so influential give back! Especially when you're the most well known female entertainer in the world! this is why MADONNA is still MADONNA! She still on the cutting edge of music and fashion AND she gives back every chance she can! This is why her fans have been fans for sooooooo long! And this is why she's the cover girl for the 'Green Issue' for VF. Go Maddy!
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Why doesn't Perez ever talk about Madonna's major photo airbrushing? She doesn't even have the natural lines around her eyes of a five year old! The only redeeming quality of her publicity photo is that her hand looks like a troll's.
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ENOUGH WITH THIS MADONNA CRAP ALREADY! IF WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THIS WE WILL GO ON HER SIGHT AND READ ABOUT IT. JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT UGLY MESS. YOU CAN LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL STILL BE AN UGLY FUCK ON THE OUTSIDE AND WELL AS THE INSIDE. KARMA IS A BITCH PEREZ AND ALL THE SHIT YOU TALK WILL COME BACK TO YOU. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. THEN WE CAN POST IT UP ON YOUR SITE.
she looks like she has alien nubbin hands
She makes me want to touch myself
The 4 minutes video is OFF THE HOOK, really , it is going to help the song and it's rating
MADGE NEEDS MY SLUG IN HER MOUTH
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CHECK OUT THE 4 MINUTES VIDEO ON ITUNES USA out on 04.04.08 available for download. It is gonna be a great video. Madonna LOOKS flawless and AMAZING. Can't wait for MILES AWAY or GIVE IT 2 ME as the follow up single in June. Perez thanks for the Madonna scopes. I hope she will grant you an audience some day…..
Perez, you need to hop off "Madge" dick, cuz she is a TALENTLESS, OLD, UGLY hag, who keeps trying to reinvigorate her career, but it just ain't working!!!! She needs to knit her kids up some sweaters, and try and save her marriage, instead of doing whack ass dance moves with JT! Madonna, do everyone a favor and stop MAKING ALBUMS!!!
Go on Man-donna I can't wait for those Frenchies to *spit* on you. Now go back inside your hole and put on some moisturizer for your scales.\Love, Taffey Dollar
ENOUGH OF MADONNA!!!!!! She SUCKS!!!! Talk about a poser, that whore will still be dressing skanky and acting like she is 20 far into her 70s. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
this photo has been totally redone too. you can tell because her gynatalia is too small.
OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH I HOPE SHE NEVER STOPS DOIN G WHAT SHE DOES THE WORLD WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT MADONNA! FUCK ALL THE HATERS THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are sooo promoting this woman. Lamehuevos!
This woman had a lot of skin removed from her upper eyes, it shows!, and god knows where else. Good use of her money, now she looks like Faye Dunnaway.
Re: Ashley – AH GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID JEALOUS CUNT
now that's fucking ugly!
SEE THIS IS WHY SHE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST IN POPULAR CULTURE - BECAUSE SHE WORKS DAMN HARD. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
I would rather die than go with Pairass as my date!!!!!!!!
Perez
Love the site, but enough with the Madonna stuff. She is so old news. And (in my opinion) brings not a hell of a lot to the table. I look at the pics and smell stale ex-hail.
OMG PEREZ YOU ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS WOMAN. ENOUGH WITH THE MADONNA POSTS ALREADY YOU FUCKING FLAMER!
seriously i love reading ur site but enough of the madonna… seriously
Look how old her hands are compared to her face.
madonna is a has been. she looks like a hag. give it a rest and go take care of your kids.
honestly she is like 50 years old
why is she still trying shes already soo rich probably from her career back in the day..
Just stop madonna
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MADONNA IS THE BEST!!
Why didn't she buy an orphaned baby?
keep it up Perez, I think this old bag will find herself desperate enough for young fans that you might actually get the chance to work with her … she's such a washed up old cunt
MORE MADONNA~I LOVE HER! STILL RELEVANT AFTER 25 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS. THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST EVER. LIVING LEGEND. ONLY TINY MINDED TEENY BOPPERS WHO HAVE BEEN FORCE FED BRITNEY SPEARS AND JESSICA SIMPSON THEIR ENTIRE LIVES WOULD THINK OF MADONNA AS BEING "TOO OLD." AGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, KIDDIES. WHEN YOU HAVE IT, YOU HAVE IT~AT ANY AGE! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR PLAYPENS AND TAKE A NAP BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHIT YOUR DIAPERS.
c'mon everybody… just vote for Hillary!!!
Even the gloves cannot hide the old hags zombie hands.
What the fuck is the obsession with Madonna? Mental Bastard Perez! Get a fuckin life! Im glad this site is here because you totally set yourself up for people to vent there abuse to. Ive tried to see the side of it being clever but its not at all, Im sure you make alot of money from this shit but you are a total low life in a commercial way……Oh and by the way you pimp your dog!…..Teddy hilton is a whore!
God she's gotten harsh. Just mean and hard. Not someone I care to know.
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SHE IS EVERYWHERE NOW!
And to think that she would be slowing down at near 50. She is one of those people who will be at the top of her game till the day she dies.
The best Red Carpet momemt was when Madonna went to Cannes last time to show Truth or Dare, & she caused crazy pandemonium when she walked up the stairs then took off her hot pink cape & was wearing her white underwear & she had that amazing black behive of curls. It was amazing. If youve never scene it look up on youtube. The best red carpet moment ever. Actually Sharon Stone & Madonna are the two divas of Cannes thats going to be fucking amazing.
I'm pretty sure at this point Madonna would "do" the opening of a Dairy Queen in Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas as long as the paps were there and someone agreed to give her a photoshoot first.
Hey Madonna, love that photoshop huh?
You only wish you looked this good up close or far away.
Re: Lauren (A) – youve got it all figured out dont ya?
Erm, wtf is up with her eye? Why is it so badly photoshopped? She looks like an alien. I don't understand what look was trying to be acheived here.
Re: HAHAHHAHA – I agree, these fucking losers come here and complain ,why not just quit posting here all together ????? obviously these bitches are so fucking dumb to realize that Perez can post whatever the fuck he wants because this is his site and to think Perez won't even listen and he shouldn't ,the more they beg to stop ,the more he will do it , hahahaha stupid worthless pieces of shit.
It's great to see the only female singer who is actually a worldwide Icon at work! Adopting a child. Making a movie to help orphaned children get the attention they need. (which may help them to survive) Oh and also hosting an Aids event to continue a career spanning awareness of this deadly disease. Raising three children and remaining a loyal wife who is still in love with her husband admitting it's not always easy. Writing and creating a new hit album with other super talented producers and starring in what will surely be yet another relevant piece of art (the music video)… not some "silly" comedy sketch. Staying in complete physical shape her entire career, free of drugs and "meltdowns" and psych treatment. Experimenting with her sound each and EVERY album, rather than using the same melody lines that are known to "sell records" and get airplay.Completely revamping her style over and over again to represent ALL women and not just the girls on the lowrider magazines whose tits go southeast and southwest and are always acting "ole school". Directing movies. Writing top selling childrens books. Hmm what else…never "pretending" to her fans by giving that stupid little wave as if she owes anyone in the crowd that, but rather keeping it real by admitting she loves them but is sometimes bothered by them.
Being seen all the time without makeup.. looking like a normal person, who doesn't have to wear stilletos and a dress slit up to her crack just to go to the 7-11. Never insisting that late night shows and award shows introduce her as THE BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE GALAXY as many of the other pop princesses have. Insecurely knowing they actually ARE NOT. (remember how pepsi attacks coke while coke actually sells more product worldwide.. the #2"s and 3's are always nipping at the heels of #1) Oh the true Icon Madonna…You would think by now there would be at least one of these plain ole girl singers out there who would want to be remembered for something special beyond just album sales and number one songs. Oh well
Re: Carmen – I think you are a TROLL here .
Re: ASHELEY IS A WHORE – Ashley the SKANK is not just a WHORE
she is a CUM WHORE , that sounds so much better and well deserved.
Re: DMAN – no, she doesn't just give it to your whore mother.
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that pic is so HOT !!!!!
Re: reba – AND GET A LIFE, STUPID BITCH.
Re: Lala – you sound so full of hatred , what happened to your childhood ?????? It is so sad to be you .
Re: Michael – Why do you care ??????? move the fuck on with your miserable life .
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Re: aviva – actually you're the second dumbass !!!!!!
Re: me –
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What happened to her hand? Look at it!
It's pretty funny how these freaks are begging Perez to stop posting about Madonna
How Lame !!!!!!!
it Malawi….not Malwai…….Spell my country's name right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Rhonda C – you sound so agitated and pathetic . Crazy bitch .
Re: Hmmm… – do yourself a favor and kill yourself so that way you won't have to hear about Madonna ever again.
Re: KEEP IT COMING PEREZ – Yes Yes Yes I want more Madonna too!
WHEN DID HER NOSE, AND MOUTH START LOOKING LIKE JULIA ROBERTS BROTHER???????
SHE IS AMAZING!!! Such an underrated philanthropist…Madonna has been fighting to raise awareness about the AIDS epidemic since the eighties…BEFORE it was fashionable…Sharon Stone is brilliant as well…Such a strong gorgeous woman….
Love to see them working together for a great cause
her finger ends look crinkly like they have been in a swimming pool for 5 hours.
her hand is covered in a glove,
i am worried for her fingers
How much Madonna ass-kissing can one do in a day? Give it a fucking rest!
She forgot to botox her fingers. Ewwwwwwww
Re: Dr. Shill McGraw – you forgot to edit your brain Yuck! And brush your teeth!
And WHO gives a fuck?
haha, an apt title. I AM. ME ME ME! it's all about her!
Madonna is an ugly skank old whore who has no talent and is laughing to the bank with her millions because she's making money from us dumb asses! Her kids are the ugliest in the world. she has a hairy gorilla assed daughter and adopted another ugly gorilla.
Re: Michael – 15 minutes of fame!!! ??? she is the greatest star of the industry since 1984!!! how many people can say that??????
I love love love you perez BUT stop talking about madonna…no one cares. xox
AIDS affects Americans as well! Has everyone forgotten that?
THE LAST TIME SHE WAS AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL SHE CAUSED THE BIGGEST COMOTION EVER! THIS TIME IT WILL BE NO DIFFERENT.
Perez. I don't know if you know this or not but the "guy" who directed Madge's doc actually started out being her gardner! He went on to look after her children and would send her really cute films he had made of them. And so the story goes. Peace!
Those two hated each other. This should be interesting, kinda like Joan Collins and Linda Evans do dinner theatre @ Cannes……
The most photoshopped over-the-hill hag EVER! Can't you read, Perez??? Your public says ENOUGH with the MADONNA bullshit…the only reason you're so into her is because she loves the gays….her music sucks!!! And so does her acting!!!
Re: babal – What a stupid fucking thing to say! Mean and harsh on a Perez Hilton site! Duh! He's like the King of Cruel! I think Reba is spot on! You Twat!
BORING OLD COW
Sharon is hotter than MANdonna