Madge Does Cannes!

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Madonna and Sharon Stone will be co-hosting Harvey Weinstein's annual Cinema Against AIDS gala at Cannes this year!

Seal is scheduled to perform at the gala. That means everyone will be treated to the yummy mummy Heidi Klum, too!

That's not all for her Madgesty at Cannes! The night before the gala, Madge's documentary I Am Because We Are will be shown at the film festival. Madonna produced, a guy named Nathan Rissman directed. The film profiles children orphaned by AIDS in Malwai.

Guy has been so event shy these days. If Madge needs a date, we're available!

    Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

    96 comments to “Madge Does Cannes!”

    1. sgg says – reply to this


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      first?

    2. aviva says – reply to this


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      haha i was first!! yayaya

    3. le.sirenuse says – reply to this


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      ZzzzzzZZZzzz

    4. summer says – reply to this


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      hi ! =]

    5. Rolling Papers says – reply to this


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      ANTM MOTHERFUCKERS

    6. Miranda says – reply to this


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      Grr, i'm so sick of Madonna right now! She looks like a man, okay! There I said it!

      *Ps. Miley CYRUS.. should be called Miley SINUS!

    7. Michael says – reply to this


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      Why are you so obsessed with this talentless skank? Her 15 minutes are long over.

    8. wqhrofdwj says – reply to this


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      third

    9. HAHAHHAHA says – reply to this


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      everyone is so lame who comments on this stuff–stop blaming perez losers, look at yourselves and each other..ur the ones reading this talking to him like he reads ur shit…all lame. lame. lame. what? not even gonna defend yourselves?

    10. hehe says – reply to this


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      wheres my post?

    11. Brendan says – reply to this


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      THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT FOR MADONNA PEREZ. SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    12. Heather says – reply to this


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      nine hundred ninty ninth!! WOOOOOHOOOOO

    13. Luvin' Maddy! says – reply to this


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      Awesome! It's amazing when people who are so influential give back! Especially when you're the most well known female entertainer in the world! this is why MADONNA is still MADONNA! She still on the cutting edge of music and fashion AND she gives back every chance she can! This is why her fans have been fans for sooooooo long! And this is why she's the cover girl for the 'Green Issue' for VF. Go Maddy!

    14. dania says – reply to this


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      madonna does everything

    15. Carmen says – reply to this


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      Why doesn't Perez ever talk about Madonna's major photo airbrushing? She doesn't even have the natural lines around her eyes of a five year old! The only redeeming quality of her publicity photo is that her hand looks like a troll's.

    16. Rolf Schmidt-Holtz says – reply to this


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    17. PEREZ IS A UGLY FUCK says – reply to this


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      ENOUGH WITH THIS MADONNA CRAP ALREADY! IF WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THIS WE WILL GO ON HER SIGHT AND READ ABOUT IT. JESUS CHRIST YOU FAT UGLY MESS. YOU CAN LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT YOU WANT BUT YOU WILL STILL BE AN UGLY FUCK ON THE OUTSIDE AND WELL AS THE INSIDE. KARMA IS A BITCH PEREZ AND ALL THE SHIT YOU TALK WILL COME BACK TO YOU. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. THEN WE CAN POST IT UP ON YOUR SITE.

    18. jdlkfj says – reply to this


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      she looks like she has alien nubbin hands

    19. manger4 says – reply to this


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      She makes me want to touch myself

    20. Ejoubert says – reply to this


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      The 4 minutes video is OFF THE HOOK, really , it is going to help the song and it's rating

    21. DMAN says – reply to this


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      MADGE NEEDS MY SLUG IN HER MOUTH

    22. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmmmmmmmm*

    23. non says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz who caresssss

    24. luna says – reply to this


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      photoshop wins!

    25. pumpkin b. says – reply to this


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      CHECK OUT THE 4 MINUTES VIDEO ON ITUNES USA out on 04.04.08 available for download. It is gonna be a great video. Madonna LOOKS flawless and AMAZING. Can't wait for MILES AWAY or GIVE IT 2 ME as the follow up single in June. Perez thanks for the Madonna scopes. I hope she will grant you an audience some day…..

    26. Hmmm... says – reply to this


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      Perez, you need to hop off "Madge" dick, cuz she is a TALENTLESS, OLD, UGLY hag, who keeps trying to reinvigorate her career, but it just ain't working!!!! She needs to knit her kids up some sweaters, and try and save her marriage, instead of doing whack ass dance moves with JT! Madonna, do everyone a favor and stop MAKING ALBUMS!!!

    27. taffey Dollar says – reply to this


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      Go on Man-donna I can't wait for those Frenchies to *spit* on you. Now go back inside your hole and put on some moisturizer for your scales.\Love, Taffey Dollar

    28. Ashley says – reply to this


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      ENOUGH OF MADONNA!!!!!! She SUCKS!!!! Talk about a poser, that whore will still be dressing skanky and acting like she is 20 far into her 70s. ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

    29. bathog says – reply to this


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      this photo has been totally redone too. you can tell because her gynatalia is too small.

    30. JESSE says – reply to this


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      OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH I HOPE SHE NEVER STOPS DOIN G WHAT SHE DOES THE WORLD WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT MADONNA! FUCK ALL THE HATERS THEY ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    31. Frida says – reply to this


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      You are sooo promoting this woman. Lamehuevos!

      This woman had a lot of skin removed from her upper eyes, it shows!, and god knows where else. Good use of her money, now she looks like Faye Dunnaway.

    32. ASHELEY IS A WHORE says – reply to this


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      Re: Ashley – AH GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID JEALOUS CUNT

    33. Tish says – reply to this


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      now that's fucking ugly!

    34. LickMyNutz says – reply to this


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      SEE THIS IS WHY SHE IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST IN POPULAR CULTURE - BECAUSE SHE WORKS DAMN HARD. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

    35. Robert says – reply to this


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      I would rather die than go with Pairass as my date!!!!!!!!

    36. Jimbo says – reply to this


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      Perez
      Love the site, but enough with the Madonna stuff. She is so old news. And (in my opinion) brings not a hell of a lot to the table. I look at the pics and smell stale ex-hail.

    37. me says – reply to this


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      OMG PEREZ YOU ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH THIS WOMAN. ENOUGH WITH THE MADONNA POSTS ALREADY YOU FUCKING FLAMER!

    38. may aka annoyed says – reply to this


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      seriously i love reading ur site but enough of the madonna… seriously

    39. Chickie says – reply to this


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      Look how old her hands are compared to her face.

    40. jen says – reply to this


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      madonna is a has been. she looks like a hag. give it a rest and go take care of your kids.

    41. perezlover says – reply to this


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      honestly she is like 50 years old
      why is she still trying shes already soo rich probably from her career back in the day..
      Just stop madonna
      pLZzz

    42. Eddie says – reply to this


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      MADONNA IS THE BEST!!

    43. No It All says – reply to this


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      Why didn't she buy an orphaned baby?

    44. Rhonda C says – reply to this


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      keep it up Perez, I think this old bag will find herself desperate enough for young fans that you might actually get the chance to work with her … she's such a washed up old cunt

    45. Pdonster2 says – reply to this


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      MORE MADONNA~I LOVE HER! STILL RELEVANT AFTER 25 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS. THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST EVER. LIVING LEGEND. ONLY TINY MINDED TEENY BOPPERS WHO HAVE BEEN FORCE FED BRITNEY SPEARS AND JESSICA SIMPSON THEIR ENTIRE LIVES WOULD THINK OF MADONNA AS BEING "TOO OLD." AGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, KIDDIES. WHEN YOU HAVE IT, YOU HAVE IT~AT ANY AGE! NOW GO BACK TO YOUR PLAYPENS AND TAKE A NAP BEFORE YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHIT YOUR DIAPERS.

    46. off the property says – reply to this


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      c'mon everybody… just vote for Hillary!!!

    47. Lala says – reply to this


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      Even the gloves cannot hide the old hags zombie hands.

    48. reba says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is the obsession with Madonna? Mental Bastard Perez! Get a fuckin life! Im glad this site is here because you totally set yourself up for people to vent there abuse to. Ive tried to see the side of it being clever but its not at all, Im sure you make alot of money from this shit but you are a total low life in a commercial way……Oh and by the way you pimp your dog!…..Teddy hilton is a whore!

    49. babal says – reply to this


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      God she's gotten harsh. Just mean and hard. Not someone I care to know.

    50. MADONNA ROCKS says – reply to this


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      MADONNA ROCKS
      MADONNA ROCKS
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      MADONNA ROCKS
      MADONNA ROCKS
      MADONNA ROCKS

    51. Alex says – reply to this


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      SHE IS EVERYWHERE NOW!
      And to think that she would be slowing down at near 50. She is one of those people who will be at the top of her game till the day she dies.

    52. Roadclosed says – reply to this


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      The best Red Carpet momemt was when Madonna went to Cannes last time to show Truth or Dare, & she caused crazy pandemonium when she walked up the stairs then took off her hot pink cape & was wearing her white underwear & she had that amazing black behive of curls. It was amazing. If youve never scene it look up on youtube. The best red carpet moment ever. Actually Sharon Stone & Madonna are the two divas of Cannes thats going to be fucking amazing.

    53. Lauren (A) says – reply to this


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      I'm pretty sure at this point Madonna would "do" the opening of a Dairy Queen in Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas as long as the paps were there and someone agreed to give her a photoshoot first.

    54. Princess says – reply to this


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      Hey Madonna, love that photoshop huh?
      You only wish you looked this good up close or far away.

    55. Fox says – reply to this


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      Re: Lauren (A) – youve got it all figured out dont ya?

    56. Salks says – reply to this


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      Erm, wtf is up with her eye? Why is it so badly photoshopped? She looks like an alien. I don't understand what look was trying to be acheived here.

    57. LAME AND PATHETIC says – reply to this


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      Re: HAHAHHAHA – I agree, these fucking losers come here and complain ,why not just quit posting here all together ????? obviously these bitches are so fucking dumb to realize that Perez can post whatever the fuck he wants because this is his site and to think Perez won't even listen and he shouldn't ,the more they beg to stop ,the more he will do it , hahahaha stupid worthless pieces of shit.

    58. 1234 says – reply to this


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      It's great to see the only female singer who is actually a worldwide Icon at work! Adopting a child. Making a movie to help orphaned children get the attention they need. (which may help them to survive) Oh and also hosting an Aids event to continue a career spanning awareness of this deadly disease. Raising three children and remaining a loyal wife who is still in love with her husband admitting it's not always easy. Writing and creating a new hit album with other super talented producers and starring in what will surely be yet another relevant piece of art (the music video)… not some "silly" comedy sketch. Staying in complete physical shape her entire career, free of drugs and "meltdowns" and psych treatment. Experimenting with her sound each and EVERY album, rather than using the same melody lines that are known to "sell records" and get airplay.Completely revamping her style over and over again to represent ALL women and not just the girls on the lowrider magazines whose tits go southeast and southwest and are always acting "ole school". Directing movies. Writing top selling childrens books. Hmm what else…never "pretending" to her fans by giving that stupid little wave as if she owes anyone in the crowd that, but rather keeping it real by admitting she loves them but is sometimes bothered by them.

    59. 1234 says – reply to this


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      Being seen all the time without makeup.. looking like a normal person, who doesn't have to wear stilletos and a dress slit up to her crack just to go to the 7-11. Never insisting that late night shows and award shows introduce her as THE BEST SELLING FEMALE ARTIST IN THE GALAXY as many of the other pop princesses have. Insecurely knowing they actually ARE NOT. (remember how pepsi attacks coke while coke actually sells more product worldwide.. the #2"s and 3's are always nipping at the heels of #1) Oh the true Icon Madonna…You would think by now there would be at least one of these plain ole girl singers out there who would want to be remembered for something special beyond just album sales and number one songs. Oh well

    60. STFU says – reply to this


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      Re: Carmen – I think you are a TROLL here .

    61. ASHLEY IS A CUM WHORE says – reply to this


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      Re: ASHELEY IS A WHORE – Ashley the SKANK is not just a WHORE
      she is a CUM WHORE , that sounds so much better and well deserved. :)

    62. DMAN = DOUCHEBAG MAN says – reply to this


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      Re: DMAN – no, she doesn't just give it to your whore mother.

    63. I LOVE YOU PEREZ says – reply to this


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      MORE MADONNA
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    64. Blair Waldorf says – reply to this


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      that pic is so HOT !!!!!

    65. STFU says – reply to this


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      Re: reba – AND GET A LIFE, STUPID BITCH.

    66. Gino says – reply to this


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      Re: Lala – you sound so full of hatred , what happened to your childhood ?????? It is so sad to be you .

    67. MICHAEL IS PATHETIC says – reply to this


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      Re: Michael – Why do you care ??????? move the fuck on with your miserable life .

    68. MORE MADONNA says – reply to this


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      MORE MADONNA
      MORE MADONNA
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    69. AVIVA IS THE SECOND DUMBASS says – reply to this


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      Re: aviva – actually you're the second dumbass !!!!!!

    70. KEEP IT COMING PEREZ says – reply to this


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      Re: me
      MORE MADONNA
      MORE MADONNA
      MORE MADONNA
      MORE MADONNA
      MORE MADONNA

    71. Pete says – reply to this


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      What happened to her hand? Look at it!

    72. Marcus says – reply to this


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      It's pretty funny how these freaks are begging Perez to stop posting about Madonna
      How Lame !!!!!!!

    73. malawi_89 says – reply to this


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      it Malawi….not Malwai…….Spell my country's name right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    74. Rhonda Cunt says – reply to this


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      Re: Rhonda C – you sound so agitated and pathetic . Crazy bitch .

    75. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      Re: Hmmm… – do yourself a favor and kill yourself so that way you won't have to hear about Madonna ever again.

    76. Dom says – reply to this


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      Re: KEEP IT COMING PEREZ – Yes Yes Yes I want more Madonna too!

    77. Old fan says – reply to this


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      WHEN DID HER NOSE, AND MOUTH START LOOKING LIKE JULIA ROBERTS BROTHER???????

    78. ike says – reply to this


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      SHE IS AMAZING!!! Such an underrated philanthropist…Madonna has been fighting to raise awareness about the AIDS epidemic since the eighties…BEFORE it was fashionable…Sharon Stone is brilliant as well…Such a strong gorgeous woman….
      Love to see them working together for a great cause

    79. look at her finger ends says – reply to this


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      her finger ends look crinkly like they have been in a swimming pool for 5 hours.

    80. her hand has on a michael jackson glove says – reply to this


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      her hand is covered in a glove,

      i am worried for her fingers

    81. gwen says – reply to this


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      How much Madonna ass-kissing can one do in a day? Give it a fucking rest!

    82. Dr. Shill McGraw says – reply to this


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      She forgot to botox her fingers. Ewwwwwwww

    83. Chris says – reply to this


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      Re: Dr. Shill McGraw – you forgot to edit your brain Yuck! And brush your teeth!

    84. NINEDOUBLEOSEXNINE says – reply to this


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      And WHO gives a fuck?

    85. Cupid says – reply to this


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      haha, an apt title. I AM. ME ME ME! it's all about her!

    86. gina says – reply to this


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      Madonna is an ugly skank old whore who has no talent and is laughing to the bank with her millions because she's making money from us dumb asses! Her kids are the ugliest in the world. she has a hairy gorilla assed daughter and adopted another ugly gorilla.

    87. Rick says – reply to this


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      Re: Michael – 15 minutes of fame!!! ??? she is the greatest star of the industry since 1984!!! how many people can say that??????

    88. Ali says – reply to this


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      I love love love you perez BUT stop talking about madonna…no one cares. xox

    89. mtg says – reply to this


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      AIDS affects Americans as well! Has everyone forgotten that?

    90. Joe says – reply to this


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      THE LAST TIME SHE WAS AT THE CANNES FILM FESTIVAL SHE CAUSED THE BIGGEST COMOTION EVER! THIS TIME IT WILL BE NO DIFFERENT.

    91. David Kenneth Cox says – reply to this


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      Perez. I don't know if you know this or not but the "guy" who directed Madge's doc actually started out being her gardner! He went on to look after her children and would send her really cute films he had made of them. And so the story goes. Peace!

    92. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Those two hated each other. This should be interesting, kinda like Joan Collins and Linda Evans do dinner theatre @ Cannes……

    93. cari says – reply to this


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      The most photoshopped over-the-hill hag EVER! Can't you read, Perez??? Your public says ENOUGH with the MADONNA bullshit…the only reason you're so into her is because she loves the gays….her music sucks!!! And so does her acting!!!

    94. Kerrin says – reply to this


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      Re: babal – What a stupid fucking thing to say! Mean and harsh on a Perez Hilton site! Duh! He's like the King of Cruel! I think Reba is spot on! You Twat!

    95. dinodavid220 says – reply to this


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      BORING OLD COW

    96. fip says – reply to this


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      Sharon is hotter than MANdonna